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绝望主妇112

Episode01.12-EveryDayALittleDeath

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Previouslyon"desperatehousewives"

Mike:

We'remakingamistake.Thesearenicepeople.

Mr.Shaw:

Mymoneysaysoneofthemisn't.

Susan:

HowcreepyisMrs.Huber'ssister!

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Promisesweremade.

Felicia:

I'mgoingtofindoutexactlywhathappenedtoher.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Marriagescameundone.

Carlos:

GabrielleandIareabouttostartafamily.

Gabrielle:

Well,we'renotnegotiatingmyuterus.

Bree:

George,wouldyougoouttodinnerwithme?

George:

Youmeanlikeadate?

Rex:

Adate?

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Andthetruth...

Mrs.Huber:

Youburnedyourrival'shousedown.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

...wasdenied.

Susan:

Iabsolutelydidnotdothatthingyouaccusedmeof.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"MarthaHuberwaitedherwholelifeforsomethingtohappentoher,somethingexciting.Asachild,shehopedtobekidnappedbyabandofpirates.Asateenager,shedreamtofbeingdiscoveredbyaHollywoodtalentscout.Asayoungwoman,shefantasizedthatahandsomemillionairewouldsweepheroffherfeet.Buttheyearshadflownby,andstill,nothingexcitinghadeverhappenedtoMarthaHuber.Untilthenightshewasmurdered."

（FlashbacktothenightwhenMrs.HuberwasmurderedbyPaul.）

Paul:

"Hello,Mrs.Huber."

Martha:

"Paul!

"

Paul:

"Letmegiveyouahand."

Martha:

"That'sreallynotnecessary."

Paul:

"Iinsist."

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"Inthoselastmoments,itoccurredtoher,inadditiontobeingboring,lifecouldalsobeverycruel."

[Woods,daytime]

（Amanholdsamissingperson'sfliershowingMrs.Huber.Asthecamerabacksaway,weseeit'sapolicemanholdingtheflier.HewalksovertowherecrimescenetapehasbeenplacedaroundwhereMrs.Huber'sbodywasfound.Dozensofofficialsarearoundthescene,doingtheirjobinremovingthebody.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"LuckilyforMrs.Huber,deathwasfarmoremerciful."

OfficerJackson:

"Whatdoyouthink?

"

Policechief:

"That'sourmissingwoman,allright."

（Channel15KQRYEyewitnessNewsvanpullsup.）

PoliceChief:

"Aw,geez,itdidn'ttakethemedialongtogetwindofthis.Makesurenoonecontaminatesmycrimescene."

（Heleaves.ThepolicemanlooksattheflierinhishandthendownatMrs.Huberlyinginthedirt.）

OfficerJackson:

"Hey,littlelady.Alotofpeoplearelookingforyou,youknowthat?

Yourfaceisgonnabeonthefrontpageofeverypaperinthisstate.How'sthatforexciting?

"

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"OfficerJacksoncouldn'tbesure,butforabriefmoment,hethoughthesawthecorpseofMarthaHuber,smile."

Credits

（ApolicecarpullsupinfrontofMrs.Huber'shouse.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"DeathhadcomeonceagaintoWisteriaLane."

（ApolicemangetsoutofthecarandwalksovertoFeliciaTilman,who'swateringthelawn.）

PoliceChief:

"I'mafraidIhavesomebadnewsforyou.Wefoundyoursister'sbody."

（Feliciadropsthehoseandtakesastepback.）

[OutsideSusan'sHouse]

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"Wordofthetragedywouldsoonspreadthroughouttheneighborhood.Butfornow,peoplewentabouttheirlivesastheyalwaysdid,blissfullyunaware."

（SusancomesoutofherhouseandwalksacrossthestreettoMike'shouse,wheresheopensthedoorandwalksin.）

Susan:

"Hello,anybodyhome?

"

Mike'svoice:

"Inthekitchen."

Susan:

"Goodnews.Ifinishedmybook,soIthoughttocelebrate,youcouldtakemeouttolunch."

（ShestopsinfrontofMike,thenseesEdiebehindhim,standinginthekitchen.Ediebrushespasther.）

Edie:

"Hey,Susan."

Mike:

"Uh,couldwedoaraincheck?

EdieandIarejustlookingovertheplanstorebuildherhouse."

Edie:

"Myinsurancecompanyisfinallycuttingmychecknextweek,andthere'sonlyoneplumberIwant.Sodon'texpecttoseethisguyforafewmonths.I'mgonnaberidinghimhard."

Susan:

"Well,ifanyonecangothedistance,hecan.Ishouldknow."

（ShegigglesandthenkissesMike.ShethenlooksoveratEdieandgrabsatMiketosharealongpassionatekisswithhim.）

Edie:

"Uh,Mike?

"

（Mikeglancesather,stilllip-lockedwithSusan,astheyturnslightly.）

Edie:

"Mike?

We'reontheclock."

（Edie'scellphonerings.Shepicksitup.）

Edie:

"Hey,Felicia,what'sup?

"

（Herfacesaddens.）

Mike:

"Edie?

"

Edie:

"TheyfoundMartha."

[Gym]

（Lynette,holdingontoPenny,putsaKleenexoverParker'snose.）

Lynette:

"Here,blow.Good,allright.Comeon,it'sgoingtobefun.Followme."

（Theywalkuptothefrontdesk,wherethereisasign-inroster.Allofthespacesarefilled,butLynetteaddshernameatthebottomanyway.）

（Thewomanbehindthedesk,Lauren,stopsher.）

Lauren:

"Excuseme.Youcan'tdothat."

Lynette:

"I'mhereforthe10a.m.yogameditationclass."

Lauren:

"Unfortunately,thedaycarecenterisfull."

Lynette:

"Yeah,Inoticedthat,buteverytimeIcomehere,it'sfull."

Lauren:

"It'sapopularclass,andtheothermomscomeearly.Look,allIcantellyouisplanaheadnexttime."

Lynette:

"Uh,Lauren?

I'mamotheroffour.TodayIhadtogetupatfive,makelunches,makebreakfast,dropthetwinsoffatschool,andgetacrosstownluggingababyandasickchild.Tellingmetoplanaheadisliketellingmetosproutwings.Andit'sthingslikebeingtoldtoplanaheadthatmakemesocrazy,thatyogaistheonlythingthatrelaxesme,exceptIshowuphere,andIcan'tgetin,andyoutellmetoplanahead.It'saviciouscycle.Seehowthatworks?

"

Lauren:

"Igetit,butifIbroketherulesforyou,I'dhavetobreakthemfortheothermomstoo,andthenthemomswhoactuallyfollowtheruleswouldgetallpissedatme,andI'dhavetogetpissyrightback,andbeforeyouknowit,Idon'thavetimetoreadmymagazine.Seehowthatworks?

"

Lynette:

"Ihopesomeday,youhavelotsofchildren."

（Hercellphoneringsandshepicksitup.）

Lynette:

"Hello?

Oh,hey,Susan.Listen,Ican'ttalk,I'minthemiddleofsomethinghere.What?

"

[OutsideBree'sHouse]

（AcarpullsuptoBree'shouse.GeorgegetsoutofthecarandopensthedoorforBree,whogetsout.）

George:

"Ihadawonderfultimetoday."

Bree:

"Thankyou.Ididtoo."

（GeorgewalksbackaroundthecartothetrunkandBreeglancesupatthe2nd-storywindow.Sheslamshercardoor,stilllookingupatthewindow.）

Bree:

"SorryIcan'tinviteyouinforcoffee."

George:

"Oh,Igetit.Rexstilllivesinthehouse.Itwouldbeawkward."

Bree:

"Yeah,andIwouldrathercutoffmyhandthanhurthisfeelings."

（Sheslamsdownthetrunkandlooksupatthewindowagain.）

Bree:

"It'll,um,it'llbealoteasieroncehegetswellenoughtomoveout."

George:

"Doyouwanttohavelunchtomorrow?

"

（Breenoticesthecurtainmove,andknowsRexiswatching.Shegasps,andthenleansforwardandgivesGeorgeahug.）

Bree:

"I'dloveto."

George:

"Okay.Wow!

"

Bree:

"Pickmeupatoneandwe'lldosomethingfun."

George:

"Seeyouthen."

Bree:

"Oh,packages!

Thankyou."

（George,whohadforgothewasholdingthem,handsthemtoher.）

（Bree'scellphonerings.）

Bree:

"Hello!

Oh,hi,Lynette!

What?

"

[OutsideGabrielle'sHouse]

（Twomenwith"U.S.Marshall"writtenonthebacksoftheirjacketshelpashackledCarlosoutofthecar.）

（Gabriellecomesoutthefrontdoorcarryingabottleofchampagneandtwoglasses.）

Gabrielle:

"Hi,honey!

Welcomehome!

"

（Stillhandcuffed,CarlosgivesGabrielleasmallwaveasoneofthemenunlocksthehandcuffs.）

（Insidethehouse,Carloswalksthementothedoor.）

Carlos:

"Thanks,guys.Takeiteasy."

（TheU.S.Marshallswalkoutandheshutsthedoorbehindthem.）

Gabrielle:

"Comeon,honey,let'scelebrate!

Sorryit'sthecheapstuff.Ihadtoeconomize.Nowthatyou'reback,wecanrestockthewinecellar.Let'stoast."

（Theykiss.）

Carlos:

"Verygoodtobeback"

Gabrielle:

"What'sthat?

"

（Sheseesablinkingdevicesittinginthelivingroom.）

（Carlosliftsuphisfootandshowsheranotherdeviceattachedtohisankle.）

Carlos:

"Ittransmitstothis.Myelectronicmonitoringdevice.didn'tthelawyertellyou?

"

Gabrielle:

"Tellmewhat?

"

Carlos:

"I'monhousearrest.It'saconditionofmybail."

Gabrielle:

"Uh,no!

No,heneglectedtotellmethat."

Carlos:

"Yeah,ifImovemorethanahundredfeetfromthattelephone,analarmsounds.IfIkeepgoing,ittransmitsasignaltotheFBI,andI'mbackinjail."

Gabrielle:

"But,howareyougonnawork?

"

Carlos:

"Ican't.Ican'tdoanything."

Gabrielle:

"Uh,no!

No,no!

That'sunreasonable.Whatdotheyexpectustodoformoney?

"

Carlos:

"Thelawyer'sworkingonunfreezingtheaccounts.Inthemeantime,Imean,haven'tyoubeenworkingmodelingjobs?

"

Gabrielle:

"Carlos,thisisnotlikeNewYorkwhereImadethousandsofdollarsadaymodelinghautecouture.I'mdoingboatshows.Ispendeighthoursadaydoingthis!

"

（Sheposes,butwithasarcasticgrimaceonherface.）

Carlos:

"I'dbuytwoboatsfromyou."（laughs）"Comeon."

（Hehandsheroneoftheglasses.）

Carlos:

"Where'smytoast?

"

（Theyclinkglasses.）

Gabrielle（inawearyvoice）:

"Welcomehome."

（Sheswallowsthechampagneandgrimaces.）

（Thephonerings.）

Gabrielle:

"Hello.Hi,Bree.What?

"

[MarthaHuber'sHouse]

（ThepolicechiefwhocametotellFeliciaofMrs.Huber'sdeathissittinginthelivingroomwithFelicia.Theygetupandstartwalkingtothedoor.）

PoliceChief:

"Ifyoufindanythinginyoursister'sbelongingsthatmightshedsomelightonherdeath,um,lettersoradatebook,please,callmeimmediately."

Felicia:

"Ibelieveshedidkeepadiaryofsomething.I'lllookaroundforit."

（Theyseeagroupofpeoplestandingoutsideonthesidewalk.）

Felicia:

"Lookatthemall.Vultures.Pretendingtocarewhenalltheyreallywantarethesordiddetails."