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1、father knows better30Father knows better（高度机密,严禁外泄!）角色分配: 父亲:贺乙钊(father) 母亲:张健(mother) 儿子1:蔡华聪（Cong） 儿子2:贺飞（John） 女儿:张莹莹（Karen） 经理:高婧(Manager)开场白:儿子1:我老爸是个大好人,没人会相信他不好.可是.哎,他老是干些蠢事,弄得我们当儿女的到头来无地自容.Ladies and gentlemen, you know my father is a nice man. Nobody could believe that he isnt. Yet hes But

2、he always does these stupid things that end up really embarrassing us kids.女儿:就是,比如上次你去打工攒钱学中国功夫,呵呵,太囧了Yes, just as last time, you work in a restaurant saving money to learn Chinese Kong Fu, hehe, its so embarrassing.儿子1:我都不想提这事儿了.you know what happened? I hate to tell you because二人齐:Father knows be

3、tter!（两人下,布景上）过场视屏场景1:地点:BUPT小吃店（主营洋葱灌饼）人物:父亲、经理、儿子1、食客甲、食客乙布景:PPT显示餐厅招牌名称及菜谱开始情景:食客甲、乙埋头就餐,儿子1正在清理餐桌,此时父亲走进餐厅,儿子1看到父亲赶紧躲在桌后经理:晚上好,先生,能为您效劳吗?（带着商业性的微笑） Good evening, sir. May I help you?父亲:晚上好（边说边四下张望,似乎在寻找着什么） Good evening.儿子:（看到父亲赶紧蹲在桌子后面）（自言自语）哦!不上帝啊,保佑你最可爱的子民吧（不停着急的捶胸顿足,拿手机看时间,搔头弄耳） Oh, no! God

4、bless your kid.父亲（礼貌地问）:请问葱在哪里? Could you please tell me where is Cong? 经理（略微思考，拿出一个洋葱）:是洋葱吗? onion?父亲:（愣一下,疑惑，拿过洋葱）哦?看起来不错（回过神,收起洋葱）不,不,我是说我儿子葱,他在你们这里打工 Oh? It looks good. But but I mean where is my son Cong, he work here经理:哦,刚才还在这儿呢!有什么事吗?我是他的经理 Oh, he was here just now! What happened? I am his ma

5、nager.父亲:哦我想我应该和你谈一谈 Oh, nothing,butI think I should have a talk with you.（埋头用餐的食客甲抬头对食客乙说:我们也要谈一谈了I think I should have a talk with you.食客乙抬头:我们没什么好谈的.No way!食客甲:宝贝,别这样Honey, give me one more chance, please!食客乙给了食客甲一巴掌跑出餐厅食客甲追出去）经理：（经理望着跑开的二人）money!money!(伸手向远方，发呆)父亲:经理? Manager?经理:（回过神来）嗯?什么? En?

6、what?父亲:你知道吗,这是他第一次打工.我来看看他干的如何（挠头傻笑） You know, its his first job. I just want to check that he is doing ok.经理:哦还行 Oh, fine.父亲:我就知道,这孩子很能干的,我太了解他了 Well, yeah, he is able-minded, I know him so well （经理无语，四处张望）儿子1:（自言自语）老爸回家,老爸回家 Oh, dad, please! Go home!父亲:你知道吗,我为我儿子感到骄傲,深感骄傲（张开右臂伸向远方） Do you know, I

7、 am proud of my son, very proud.经理:（囧,表情夸张）我不明白你的意思 So what?父亲:我是说我肯定他是快干活的好手.可他和其他孩子一样,明白吗?恩.（比划出一个天真可爱又调皮的样子） I mean he is sure a good worker, but he is also a typical teenager。经理:（很不耐烦）我怎么知道 How can I know?儿子1:（从后面出来）噢噢噢够了! Oh, dad! Its enough!父亲:哦,你在这儿啊 Oh, Cong here you are.儿子1:恩,是的.老爸,我在这打工.（无

8、奈,耸肩） Yes, dad, I am here, I am working here, dont you see?父亲:当然,恩,我是说我刚才没有见到你. Sure, but I did not see you just now.儿子1:我真弄不明白,您大老远跑这儿来做什么?（愤愤,皱眉） I cant understand, I just want to be independent, why do you come here and say these boring things! what are you doing here?父亲:我和经理正聊的起劲呢,对吧.（向经理眨眼） You

9、r manager and I were just having a nice chat, right?经理:对,对.（连忙附和,尴尬的笑,无奈地望向观众） Oh ,yeah, yeah（灯光暗,女儿上,切换背景）独白:女儿:这类事要是偶尔发生一两次,那倒也没什么关系,因为他爱我们,当然也爱老妈.不过我想,有时候,问题就出在这:他一心想帮助我们,他自以为是帮了我们,可该怎么说呢.(If that sort of thing happened only once in a while,it wouldnt be so bad.He loves us kids and Mom too.But I

10、think thats something the problem:He wants to do things for us,thingshe thinks are good.But)场景2:地点:家中客厅人物:父亲,母亲,儿子1,儿子2,女儿情景:两个儿子在电视机前打蛋疼马里奥（视频1上）,（母亲房间里敷面膜,暂时在幕后）父亲下班回家进门,看到两个儿子在争游戏,上去询问并要求加入:“我是个游戏好手,让我来试试吧!”父亲开始玩蛋疼马里奥（视频1接着）.父亲死两次,儿子在旁不停插科打诨,父亲决定换另一款游戏,并拉儿子1加入比赛,儿子2继续插科打诨.女儿拿着裙子从房间里出来,问大家怎么样.儿子2插

11、科打诨母亲听到吵闹声,戴着面膜出来,吓了大家一跳.父亲注意力转移过来,说要给女儿一个惊喜（此处有更改）3个孩子皱眉、不耐烦.父亲不断和女儿说话,两个儿子窃窃私语并坏笑,女儿越来越生气（表现出来）,妈妈不断打圆场维护爸爸,斥责儿子们,要女儿注意听父亲讲话.（两个儿子打游戏的对白）（儿子1开场不久后挂）儿子2:Oh, you die again, its my turn now!儿子1:No, just give me another chance.(儿子2不停与儿子1争抢并虐儿子1)儿子2:I have given you five chances!儿子1:No, no, get out of

12、here!(此处两人不停争抢,除以上台词外另临场碎碎念)（父亲推门进入）父亲:宝贝儿们,我回来了! Sweethearts,I am home. (父亲走向儿子)父亲:你们在玩什么? What are you playing?（等贺那边的台词）（儿子1将手柄移至身侧,慌忙中向父亲回答,此时游戏仍在乱七八糟地继续）儿子1:新版本的超级马里奥 Its a new version of Super Mario.父亲:（高兴地）好啊!我可是玩游戏的高手. Oh,Mario, You know, I am an expert in games,let me have a try.儿子2:你是认真的吗?

13、Are you serious?父亲:（贺）儿子1:真的吗?好吧,给你. Really? OK, have a try.（父亲第一次挂）父亲:我只是太久没玩了,再给我一次机会（以贺的为准）儿子2:给你一次死的机会（贱笑） Another chance to die.儿子1:那是. Youre right.(游戏过程中)儿子1:快跳! Dad, jump! jump!（父亲不顾,并径直绕过一切直奔向命）父亲:我记得这有一条命. I remember that here is a bonus lives.(儿子两互相偷笑)儿子2:呵呵,看他怎么加命. Oh yeah, of course a bo

14、nus here.儿子1:那当然,他都不知道那有多少敌人. He doesnt know how many enemies there will be.)（父亲再次挂掉）父亲:（小生气）这有什么好玩的?我最近发现一个特别好玩的游戏,咱们一起玩吧（强制将游戏界面转换）Its just a silly game.lets play a new game,its wonderful(父亲将儿子1拉过来并将另一个手柄递给儿子1,让儿子1和他对抗)（炸弹人大战坦克上,父亲坦克,儿子炸弹人）(首次交锋)父亲:看看我的坦克多厉害! Look at my tank, how powerful it is!(炸

15、弹人在草丛中时)儿子:看我给你个炸弹吃! Oh, dad, give you a big bomb.(出现第一个星星)父亲: Aha, a star!儿子1: Dad, its unfair! See this!（炸完鱼）父亲: Ha, are you kidding?儿子1: E Just a mistake.(出现第二个吃的)儿子1:(坚定地) I wont let you be more powerful!儿子1:(假装求饶,然后轻蔑地) No no, you are kidding, dad. Ha, can you shot me again?（第二个星出现）父亲:(激动地) Chi

16、ld, you are going to lose the game.儿子2: Dad, I still cant believe that you can win. You know, Cong is good at games!（闹钟出现）儿子1:(得意地) Hahaaa,We wont know the result until the game is over.儿子1:(狂笑) Wahaha!（炸弹人掉水里）儿子1: Oh oh, whats wrong? Help me!（游戏结束）父亲:（略微同情外加得意） No one know the result, I know better

17、 than that. （游戏结束时女儿拿着裙子上）女儿：Look！My new dress.儿子2:（注意到Karen）哟!Karen,你今天穿的好漂亮啊 Oh, what a beautiful Karen today（父亲开始注意女儿）父亲:宝贝,你穿成这样是要出去么? Honey, are you going out?儿子1:5美元,我打赌,肯定是去找Jack $5, I bet, she must have an appointment with her honey.儿子2:对 I think so.儿子2:（儿子两人开始演情节恶心姐姐） Honey, you look so cha

18、rming today.儿子1:(故意用细声) Oh, I dressed it for you.(儿子两人闭眼拥抱,抱到一半时睁眼对视,然后装吐)女儿: Disgusting, you two!(厌恶)父亲:（自言自语）噢,Karen的男友?孩子他妈.Oh，Karens boy friend ?mother（妈妈上,奇装异服）母亲:I am here , What happened?（爸爸愣,女儿衣服掉地,儿子两人还在窃窃私语）(儿子1抬头,倒吸一口冷气)（儿子2抬头）儿子1、2:Oh, my ladygaga!母亲:Where? Where? Im her fans!（两儿子,父亲,女儿,

19、摸额头叹气） 母亲:Are you hungry? Supper is ready.父亲:（对女儿）我正好有一个惊喜要告诉你呢,Karen. Oh,wait,before the supper, I have a surprise for Karen女儿:（诧异）什么?惊喜? What? You havea surprise? 儿子1:（敲敲儿子2）肯定不是什么好事 It wont be good.儿子2:Yes, hardly any good news.母亲:好了,亲爱的,你就别卖关子了 Well ,whatever it is, dear, dont keep us in suspens

20、e.父亲:好吧,你们知道,盖茨是我同事 OK, you know, Mr. Gates is my workmate女儿:（惊讶）Bill的父亲? Bills father?儿子1:你男友不是Jack吗? Bill?Isnt your BF Jack?女儿:我们分手了 We were over.母亲:别打岔,爸爸有话要说 Dont interrupt , honey, your father is trying to tell you something儿子2:肯定是Karen不想知道的事. Something she will not want to know(儿子1点头表示同意）母亲:亲爱

21、的,别打岔. Children, please.父亲:Karen,我知道你很喜欢Bill. Karen, I know how much you like young Bill. 女儿:爸爸! Dad!（儿子们窃笑）父亲:不是吗?你告诉妈妈你希望和Bill一起参加学校舞会. Its true, isnt it? you have told your mum that you want to go to the school party with bill.（两个儿子起哄:wow wowwow）女儿:（看着妈妈）oh, no（妈妈耸肩,无奈的表情）父亲:所以 So儿子2:（好奇插嘴）所以什么?

22、So what?女儿:爸爸! Father 父亲:我说错什么了吗? What did I say? Anything wrong?女儿:（对两个儿子）（无语的表情）没有 No.（两个儿子坏笑）儿子1:等着吧,这就来了 Wait, its coming母亲:孩子们,请尊重你们的爸爸 Children please, do respect your father.两个儿子:（夸张地点头并敬礼）好的,妈妈 Yes, madam.父亲:好吧,今天我邀请盖茨他们一家和咱们聚个餐,就在街角那家烤鸭店,妈妈你知道的. OK, I asked Gates to have dinner with us in t

23、he restaurant at the street corner. mother you know.母亲:是的,知道 Well, yeah,yeah父亲:我告诉他,他非常愉快的接受了 I told him, he was glad to.母亲:他不可能不接受. He couldnt refuse.父亲:（非常自豪）那是! Of course!女儿:（咬牙切齿）这和我有什么关系呢? Then, what-has-this-to-do-with-me?母亲:Karen,你怎么了?一副要吃人的样子? Karen, sometimes I cant understand your behavior

24、, I try my best.女儿:抱歉,我没事. Sorry, mum.母亲:那就让你爸继续说下去. OK, go on father.父亲:我说过（被打断） I said 儿子1:（打断父亲,积极地表现）我们知道你说过什么,老爸. We know what you said, daddy.父亲:哦,恩,你说什么? Uh, whats that? 儿子2:他说,“我们知道你说过什么,老爸”. He said we know what you said, dad.父亲:是,是,当然.Yes, of course.母亲:好了,我做了很多好吃的 Well, I made much delicio

25、us food女儿:妈妈,好了. Mum, please !.儿子1:I think she wants father to continue.儿子2:还是早点把这份罪受完,悲哀啊,人生. Get it over quickly.女儿:老爸,请你告诉我,现在就告诉我.你说什么了,老爸,求你了,快点说你和盖茨先生说什么了?（乞求,着急!） Daddy, please tell me, now. What did you said? Please!父亲:哈哈,太妙了.看来我的小计策成功了,如今你急着想知道.这可让人觉得我做的一切都是值得的,哈哈! Well now, isnt it nice? Y

26、ou want to knowits make me feel all that I have done worthwhile.儿子1:（对儿子2）你能相信吗? Can you believe?儿子2:（对儿子1,语气起伏）当然不信 Of course I dont父亲:恩,对了,我,告诉,他!你是多么喜欢bill,一心希望他邀请你去跳舞!（得意的神情） Uh, yes, I told him how much you like Bill and youd been wishing hed ask you to a party!女儿:你没这么说吧,告诉我你没这么说! You didnt say

27、 that, tell me you didnt!父亲:说了,当然说了,我是为我女儿好嘛. Yes, I did, anything for my children.女儿:（尽力忍住狰狞）那,那 And and?母亲:亲爱的,你没事吧? Sweetheart, are you ok?女儿:（冲着母亲噘起嘴巴,很快扭头面对父亲）那他怎么说? What he said?父亲:恩,当然,以他的为人.坦率,善解人意,他说他会和Bill说的,一定会让他给你打电话,放心. Uh, as him, he will tell bill, and he will call you later女儿:（愤怒的高喊）

28、什么! Whaaaaa!父亲: Whats wrong?儿子1,2:（对视,又无奈地对老爸说）老爸你这是干什么? Father, you know better than that!父亲:恩?是吗,恩,我想是,我,我又弄遭了,是吗?（尴尬的笑） I do? Yes, yes, I guess I do, Ive done it again总结:儿子2：As you see, Our father always does the things he thinks good for us, which caused some unexpected results.女儿:After all, He just wants to give his children a happier life.儿子1：But the generation gap is always the biggest problem among us.三人齐：Even so, we still love our father, because he loves us, too.