三打白骨精话剧剧本之欧阳体创编.docx

1、三打白骨精话剧剧本之欧阳体创编三打白骨精话剧剧本时间：2021.02.03创作：欧阳体T:唐僧(A) S:孙悟空 (B)E:猪八戒(C) J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B变成村姑 B2:B变成太婆 B3:B变化成老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? 阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？ S: Bajie,map! 八戒，地图！E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)（T、S一齐转向E） 师傅，请看。T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures o

2、f beautiful girls! 八戒，我跟你讲了多少次了，不要带这种美女的图片！E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。(伸手拿回) 哦，师傅！原谅我吧。T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the west为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。E: But但是T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? 阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？E: (递)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any

3、more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow So. 给，嗯我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。S: Fat Pig! 肥猪!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will. 死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说S: You will what(凶相)? 再说你怎么样？S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） 没问题！ （白骨精躲在一旁偷看）J: This is.?S: Electric net! I made this. No monster can

4、 approach you if you stay in it! 伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！ T: Emok，we will stay in it! 嗯好的，我们会呆在里面的！S: Bye!(飞走) 俺老孙去也。T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主 我们斗地主吧！B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) 哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? 我也可以玩吗？J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Again

5、st landowner and three people are enough. 不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! 噢，机会来了！炸弹！T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King! 王炸！T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me! 喔我赢了！嗯，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) 啊，妖怪！B1: （倒)Ah 惨叫声T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done

6、! She is my teacher! 悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的师傅!S: She is a monster! 她是妖怪！T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please dont 噢，师傅，别T:Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) 太晚了！ Once more(紧箍咒)S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,Im disappointed with you! 悟空，为师早就跟你讲了！（不要乱杀生）B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill te

7、ach you a lesson!(变成太婆) 哼!孙悟空，让我教训一下你！B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? （长老）请问，你们见过我女儿没？T: Daughter?.(连忙挡住尸体)No,sorry!S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, Ill beat you into hell! 好你个妖怪，我打死你！E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T) 师傅，你还好吧？这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。T：Dont say this.（这时放only you，当做紧箍咒）Only you（不要再说了。念紧箍咒。）白骨精现身。B：Wahahah

8、a，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson. 哇哈哈哈，孙悟空，我马上就给你个教训。白骨精变身老妇出场。B2：Daughter. Daughter. Whereis my daughter?Hello, have you seen my daughter? 女儿啊，女儿啊，女儿你在哪里啊？【对唐僧】你好，请问你看到我女儿了吗？ T : Your daughter故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子你女儿悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来，看到老妇。 S:You are the monster, I will beat you. 我打死你这个死妖精。听到这句话，唐僧去挡老妇，

9、孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后，将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。 J: Master ，are you OK? How many? 师父，怎么样，你还好吗？【伸出两根手指】这是几 T：Two，game over Sun Wukong. 两个啦，孙悟空，你死定啦。见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满，这时白骨精抓住时机，变成老头出来。老头出场后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿，狂奔过去。 B3：Oh，my wife ，my daughter , who did it？（噢，我的女儿啊，我的老伴啊，这是谁干的？）悟空转身，见又一个妖怪来了，果断举起金箍棒就要打。 s：You are going to die, monster.

10、见阎王去吧，死妖精。 T：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives. （悟空，你竟然杀了三个人。 S :They are not humanbeing，they are monsters. （他们不是人，他们是妖精.）T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! 你，你你已经伤了三条人命了！S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! 不，他们不是人！都是妖怪变的！T: Monster?You are a rea

11、l monster!Never let me see you,go! 妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再让我看见你！S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）人鬼情未了J: boss, brother Monkey is. 师傅，猴哥这是T: Dont mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are.B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) 唐僧，你好愚蠢！B: (抓住T)Ill enjoy your meat and b

12、lood,ha,ha. 我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? 悟空E: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）J: Our hero is back! 我们的英雄回来了！T: I,I cant understand.What happened? 发生什么事了？S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! 师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗你变化成三个模样！T: How,how did you find out? 你怎么发现的？S: (沉默).Monkeys intuition(直觉) 猴子的直觉。T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)Im sorry(小声) 悟空，这次是为师错怪了你，对不起！S: What?T: Im sorry.S: Em? Louder,please? 嗯？麻烦您大声点行吗？T: I.am.sorry. (S 捂耳) 时间：2021.02.03创作：欧阳体