愚人节人们为什么疲倦.docx

1、愚人节人们为什么疲倦竭诚为您提供优质文档/双击可除愚人节人们为什么疲倦篇一：愚人节的英语笑话1.whyarepeopletiredonaprilfoolsday?(愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)答:becausetheyhavejusthadalongmarch.(因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march三月;行军)2.whatweatherdomiceandratsfear?(老鼠害怕什么天气?)答:whenitsrainingcatsanddogs.(下大雨。raincatsanddogs下大雨)3.whendodogsrefusetofollowtheirmasters?(狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?

2、)答:whentheirmastersgotothefleamarket.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea跳蚤fleamarket旧货市场)4.whatquestioncanneverbeansweredbyyes?(哪个问题永远不能回答是的?)答:areyouasleep?(你睡着了吗)5.whattreeisalwaysverysad?(那种树总是很伤心?)答:weepingwillow.(垂柳weep哭泣willow柳树)6.whencanyougetwaterwithanet?(什么时候可以?猛 底八?)答:whenwateristurnedintoice.(当水结成冰时)7.whyist

3、hepigalwayseating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?答:hesmakingahogofhimself.它想成为一只肉猪。8.whatsthelongestwordintheworld?世界上最长的单词是什么?答:smiles.becausetheresamilebetweentheletters.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。9.whatquestionisthattowhichyoumustalwaysansweryes?什么问题你只能回答yes?答:whatdoesy-e-sspell?(当别人问你)yes怎么拼?10.wherewereyouwhenthepowerwascut

4、off?当停电的时候你在哪?答:inthedarkness.在黑暗中篇二：havefunpartI1whendoyougoasfastasaracingcar?whenyouareinit.2howmanysidesdoesahousehave?Two-insideandoutside.3Themoreyoutakeaway,thebiggerIbecome.whatamI?Ahole.4whencanyouhaveanemptypocketandstillhavesomethinginit?whenyouhaveaholeinyourpocket.partII1.whyarepeopleti

5、redonAprilFoolsDay?（愚人节人们为什么疲倦？）2.whatweatherdomiceandratsfear?（老鼠害怕什么天气？）3.whendodogsrefusetofollowtheirmasters?（狗什么时候不愿跟随主人？）4.whatcountryispopularonThanksgivingDay?（感恩节时哪个国家最受欢迎？）5.whatquestioncanneverbeansweredby“yes”?（哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”？）6.whattreeisalwaysverysad?（那种树总是很伤心？）7.whyisanemptypursealway

6、sthesame?（为什么空钱包总是一样的？）8.whatisfullwhenitsusedandemptywhenitsatrest?（什么东西用时满闲时空？）9.whatdoeverycouplehaveincommon?（每对夫妻都有的共同点是什么？）10.whencanyougetwaterwithanet?（什么时候可以用网兜装水？）答案：1.becausetheyhavejusthadalongmarch.(因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march三月；行军)2.whenitsrainingcatsanddogs.(下大雨。raincatsanddogs下大雨)3.whentheirm

7、astersgotothefleamarket.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea跳蚤fleamarket旧货市场)4.Turkey.(土耳其Turkey，土耳其，火鸡)5.Areyouasleep/dead?（你睡着了吗）6.weepingwillow.(垂柳weep哭泣willow柳树)7.becausethereisneveranychangeinit.(因为没有零钱。change零钱，改变)8.Ashoe.（鞋子）9.Theyaremarriedonthesameday.（他们同一天结婚）10.whenwateristurnedintoice.（当水结成冰时）partIII1.whyareg

8、iraffesthecheapesttofeed?为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？2.whyaredogsafraidtosunbathe?狗为什么害怕日光浴？3.whyisthepigalwayseating?猪为什么没完没了地吃？4、whyarepoliticiansnolongerconcernedwithsnowballfights?政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了？5、whydontwomengetbaldassoonasmen?为什么总是男人比女人先秃头？6、whatcanpierceonesearswithoutahole?什么东西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？7.whatsthelonges

9、twordintheworld?世界上最长的单词是什么？8.whydoestimefly?时间为何飞逝？9.wherecanadoggetanothertail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？Keys:11.Theymakealittlefoodgoalongway.因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。2.Theydontwanttobehot-dog.因为它们不想成为热狗。3.hesmakingahogofhimself.它想成为一只肉猪。4、Thecoldwarisover.冷战结束了。5、becausewomenwearhirelonger.因为女人头发留得长。6、noic

10、e.噪音。7.smiles.becausetheresamilebetweentheletters.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。8.Togetawayfromallthosewhoaretryingtokillit.为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人。9.Ataretailstore.在零售商店。partIV1.whyaregiraffesthecheapesttofeed?为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？2.whyaredogsafraidtosunbathe?狗为什么害怕日光浴？3.whyisthepigalwayseating?猪为什么没完没了地吃？4、whyarepoliticiansnolon

11、gerconcernedwithsnowballfights?政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了？5、whydontwomengetbaldassoonasmen?为什么总是男人比女人先秃头？6、whatcanpierceonesearswithoutahole?什么东西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？7.whatsthelongestwordintheworld?世界上最长的单词是什么？8.whydoestimefly?时间为何飞逝？9.wherecanadoggetanothertail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？Keys:1.Theymakealittlefoodgoalongway.因为它们脖

12、子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。2.Theydontwanttobehot-dog.因为它们不想成为热狗。3.hesmakingahogofhimself.它想成为一只肉猪。4、Thecoldwarisover.冷战结束了。5、becausewomenwearhirelonger.因为女人头发留得长。6、noice.噪音。7.smiles.becausetheresamilebetweentheletters.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。8.Togetawayfromallthosewhoaretryingtokillit.为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人。9.Ataretailst

13、ore.在零售商店。partV1.whatchangesapearintoapeal?什么把“pear”变成了“peal”？2.whatquestionisthattowhichyoumustalwaysansweryes?什么问题你只能回答“yes”？3.whattwowordscontainthousandsofletters?那两个单词包含了上千封信？4.wherewereyouwhenthepowerwascutoff?当停电的时候你在哪？5.Fourboyshaveabasketwithfourpearsinit.howcanyoudividethepearssothateachbo

14、ygetsawholepearandoneremainsinthebasket?有四个男孩，他们有一个筐子，里面放了四个梨。要让每个男孩都有一个整梨并且筐子里还必须留一个，你会怎么分？6.whatisthesmallestbridgeintheworld？世界上最短的桥是什么桥？7.whyistheletteresoimportant?字母e为什么这么重要？8.whichroomintheworldcanyouneverenter?世界上哪间房子你不能进去？-【答案】：1.TheletterL字母L22.whatdoesy-e-sspell?（当别人问你）“yes”怎么拼？3.postoffi

15、ce邮局（其实原句的意思是故意让人们把Letter理解成字母，这样就不好猜了）4.Inthedarkness.在黑暗中5.givethreeboysapeareach,andgivethefourthboyapearwiththebasket.给三个孩子一人一个，然后把筐子和最后一个梨一起给第四个男孩。6.thebridgeofnose.鼻梁7.becauseitsthebeginingofeverything!因为它是所有的开始！（everything：所有）8.mushroom蘑菇partVI（1）-whoisclosertoyou，yourmomoryourdad?(爸爸和妈妈谁和你更近

16、？） momiscloserbecausedadisfather. （2）-whatfruitisneverfoundsingly?(什么水果永远不会是单个的？） Apear. （3）-whyareyoungmenunwillingtodatethedaughteroftheFortunes?(年轻人为什么不愿意和福琼家女儿约会？） becausesheismissFortune. 注:以上脑筋急转弯泛采用了同音词（homonyms）:（1）“father”（父亲）与“farther”（更远）（2）“pear”（梨）音同“pair”（一对），（3）“missFortune”音同“misfort

17、une”（不幸）（4）whyisanemptymatchboxthebestthingtohaveintheworld?(为什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的东西？） becauseitismatchless. （5）whydidlittleTomputhisbrothersguitarintherefrigerator?(小汤姆为什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？） becauseheenjoyedcoolmusic. （6）whatstayshotevenifputitinafridge?(什么东西即使放在冰箱里也热？） pepper. 注:以上脑筋急转弯大量运用了双关语（puns）：（4）“match

18、less”既可理解为“没有火柴的”，又可理解为“举世无双的，无可匹敌的”；（5）“cool”可表示“冷的、凉的”，也可指“棒、时髦、美妙的”；（6）“hot”有两个意思：热、辣。 （7）whatkindoftablehasnolegs? Atimetable. （8）whatmonthdosoldiershate？ march. （9）whyisapeacockthebeststoryteller?becauseitalwayshasabeautifultail. （10）whichrunsfaster，heatorcold? heat，becauseyoucancatchacold. （11

19、）whydoestimefly?becausemanypeoplearetryingtokillit. （12）whateight-letterwordhasonlyoneletterinit?envelope. （13）whatwordispronouncedwrong，evenbythebestofscholars?Theword“wrong”. （14）wheredoesharvestcomebeforework?Inadictionary. （15）whyistheletteresoimportant?becauseitisthebeginningofeverything. 3part

20、VIIQ:wheredoesafternooncomebeforemorningintheworld?A:Inthedictionary.Q:whydontyoutakethebushome?A:becausemyhomeisnotthatbig.Q:whyistheletteresoimportant?A:becauseitsthebeginningofeverything!Q:whyarethelettergandlettersinglovesclosetoeachother?A:becausethereislovebetweenthem!Q:whatletterisananimal?A:

21、Itstheletterb!Q:whatletterisaquestion?A:ItstheletterY.Q:howdoyoufeeltoday?A:withmyhands,ofcourse!Q:howcanyoumakearopeshorterwithoutcuttingorwindingit?A:Takealongerropeandcomparewithit!Q:whatcanyoutellfrompetersrecordcardwithextremelypoorgrades?A:hedidntcheat!Q:whatdoeseverybodydoatthesametime?A:grow

22、old!Q:whatresembleshalfapie?A:Theotherhalf!4篇三：愚人节英语笑话1.whyarepeopletiredonAprilFoolsDay?(愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)答：becausetheyhavejusthadalongmarch.(因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march三月;行军)2.whatweatherdomiceandratsfear?(老鼠害怕什么天气?)答：whenitsrainingcatsanddogs.(下大雨。raincatsanddogs下大雨)3.whendodogsrefusetofollowtheirmasters?(狗什么时

23、候不愿跟随主人?)答：whentheirmastersgotothefleamarket.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea跳蚤fleamarket旧货市场)4.whatquestioncanneverbeansweredby“yes”?(哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)答：Areyouasleep?(你睡着了吗)5.whattreeisalwaysverysad?(那种树总是很伤心?)答：weepingwillow.(垂柳weep哭泣willow柳树)6.whencanyougetwaterwithanet?(什么时候可以用网兜装水?)答：whenwateristurnedintoice.(当水结

24、成冰时)7.whyisthepigalwayseating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?答：hesmakingahogofhimself.它想成为一只肉猪。8.whatsthelongestwordintheworld?世界上最长的单词是什么?答：smiles.becausetheresamilebetweentheletters.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。9.whatquestionisthattowhichyoumustalwaysansweryes?什么问题你只能回答“yes”?答：whatdoesy-e-sspell?(当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?10.wherewereyouwh

25、enthepowerwascutoff?当停电的时候你在哪?答：Inthedarkness.在黑暗中1991年：蒙娜丽莎的皱眉1992年：分割比利时1993年：男女分用电话1994年：不准“酒后上网”1995年：迪斯尼买下列宁遗体1996年：木星发现生物1997年：汽车发超声波赶走动物1998年：“健力士时间”取代“格林尼治时间”1999年：英国改国歌2000年：免费汽车20XX年：“蓝天”不再20XX年：假传限酒令20XX年：布什宣布Vista非法每年的4月1日，是西方许多国家的人们最开心的日子之一，因为这一天是闻名世界的“愚人节”。这一天，人们尽可以发挥自己丰富的想象力，哄骗、取笑、愚弄别

26、人。而且，不管这样做之后出现什么样的后果，人们也不负任何法律责任。现在这一节日也开始在我们中国流行，尤其是在大学生中间。由此看来，愚人节不仅仅是西方人的事情，也影响到东方。AprilFoolsDayisadaytoplayjokesonothers,nooneknowshowthisholidaybeganbutpeoplethinkitfirststartedinFrance.Inthe16thcentury,peoplecelebratednewYearsDayfrommarch25toApril1.Inthemid1560sKingcharlesIxchangeditfrommarch2

27、5toJanuary1.butsomepeoplestillcelebratedinonApril1,sootherscalledthemAprilFools.eachcountrycelebratesAprilFoolsDaydifferently.InFrance,peoplecalltheAprilFools“AprilFish”.Theytapeapaperfishtotheirfriendsbackstofoolthem.whenheorshefindsthis,theyshout“AprilFish!”Inengland,peopleplayjokesonlyinthemornin

28、g.Youarea“noodle”ifsomeonefoolsyou.Inscotland,AprilFoolsDayis48hourslong.TheycallanAprilFool“Aprilgowk”.gowkisanothernameforacuckoobird.IntheAmerica,peopleplaysmalljokesontheirfriendsandanyotherpeopleonthefirstofAprol.Theymaypointdowntoyourshoeandsay,“Yourshoelaceisuntied.”Ifyoubelievethemandlookdowntosee,youareanAprilFoolthen.