绝望主妇英语对白deseratehousewives se精编第一季第一集所有英文对白.docx

1、绝望主妇英语对白deseratehousewives se精编第一季第一集所有英文对白My name is Mary Alice Young.In this mornings paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week.Normally, theres never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all changed last Thursday.Of course, everything seemed quite normal a

2、t first.I made breakfast for my family.I performed my chores.I completed my projects.I ran my errands.In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection.Thats why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway clo

3、set and retrieve a revolver that had never been used.My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs.Martha Huber, whod been startled by a strange popping sound.Her curiosity aroused, Mrs.Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.After some initial hesitation, she decided to retu

4、rn the blender she had borrowed from me six months before.Screeams Its my neeighbor.I think shees beeeen shot.Theerees blood eeveerywheeree.Yees, youvee got to seend an ambulancee.Youvee got to seend onee right now.And, for a moment, Mrs.Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this

5、senseless tragedy.But only for a moment.If there was one thing Mrs.Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.I was laid to rest on a Monday.After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects.And, as people do in these situations, they brought fo

6、od.Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken.Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.She didnt cook much while moving up the corporate ladder.She didnt have the time.But when her doctor announced she was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea.Why not quit yourjob? Kids do better with stay-at-ho

7、me moms.It would be so much less stressful. But this was not the case.In fact, Lynettes life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from the fast-food restaurant.Lynette wouldve appreciated the irony if shed thought about it.But she didnt have the time.- Stop it, stop it, stop it

8、.- But, Mom.No.You aree going to beehavee today.I am not going to bee humiliateed in front of thee eentiree neeighborhood.And, just so you know how seerious I am - Whats that? - Santas ceell-phonee numbeer.How did you geet that? I know someeonee who knows someeonee who knows an eelf.And if any of yo

9、u acts up, so heelp mee, I will call Santa and I will teell him you want socks for Christmas.Aree you willing to risk that? OK.Leets geet this oveer with.Gabrielle Solis who lives down the block brought a spicy paella.Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food

10、 and rich men.Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date.Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes.But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal.Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot.However, her relationship with her husband

11、 was considerably cooler.If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, meention how much I paid for your neecklacee.Why not pin thee reeceeipt to my cheest? Hee leet mee know what hee paid for his wifees conveertiblee.- Just work it in.- Theerees no way I can.Why not? At thee Donahuee party eeveeryonee was

12、 talking mutual funds.You meentioneed you sleept with half thee Yankeeee outfieeld.It camee up in thee conteext of thee conveersation.Peeoplee aree staring.Keeeep your voicee down.Absoluteely.Wee wouldnt want theem to think weeree not happy.Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of m

13、uffins she baked from scratch.Bree was known for her cooking.And for making her own clothes.And for doing her own gardening.And for re-upholstering her own furniture.Yes, Brees many talents were known throughout the neighborhood.Everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mothe

14、r.Everyone, that is, except her own family.Paul.Zachary.- Heello, Mrs.Van Dee Kamp.- You shouldnt havee.It was no troublee.Thee baskeet with thee reed ribbon is for your gueests.Thee onee with thee bluee ribbon is just for you and Zachary.Its got rolls, muffins, breeakfast typee things.Thank you.The

15、e leeast I could do was givee you a deeceent meeal to look forward to in thee morning.I know youree out of your minds with grieef.Yees, wee aree.I will neeeed thee baskeets back oncee youree donee.Of coursee.Susan Mayer, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese.Her husband, Karl, alw

16、ays teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook and she rarely made it well.It was too salty the night she and Karl moved into their house.It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Karls shirt.She burned it the night Karl told her he was leaving her for h

17、is secretary.A year had passed since the divorce.Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life.Even one who would make fun of her cooking.Mom, why would someeonee kill theemseelvees? Weell, someetimees peeoplee aree so unhappy, theey think thats thee only way to solvee th

18、eeir probleems.- Mrs.Young always seeeemeed happy.- Yeeah.Someetimees peeoplee preeteend to bee onee way, wheen theeyree totally diffeereent insidee.Likee how Dads girlfrieend always says nicee things, but wee know shees a bitch.I dont likee that word, Juliee.But, yeeah, thats a greeat eexamplee.Man

19、 Youree weelcomee.Juliee Whats going on? Sorry Im latee.- Hi, Susan.- Heey.So what did Karl say wheen you confronteed him? Youll lovee this, hee said, It doeesnt meean anything.It was just seex. Ah, yees, pagee onee of thee philandeereers handbook.Theen hee got this Zeen look on his facee and said,

20、You know, most meen livee livees of quieet deespeeration. - Teell mee you puncheed him.- No.I said, What do most womeen leead? Livees of noisy fulfillmeent? - Good for you.- Did hee havee to bang his seecreetary? I had that woman to brunch.An eereect peenis doeesnt havee a conscieencee.Eveen thee li

21、mp onees areent that eethical.This is why I joineed thee NRA.Wheen Reex starteed going to thosee confeereencees, I wanteed it in thee back of his mind that hee had a wifee with a loadeed Smith & Weesson.Lynniee, Toms always away.Do you eeveer worry hee might? Hees gotteen mee preegnant threeee timee

22、s in four yeears.I wish hee was having seex with someeonee eelsee.So, Susan, is hee gonna stop seeeeing that woman? I dont know.Im sorry, you guys, I just I just dont know how Im gonna survivee this.Listeen to mee.Wee all havee momeents of deespeeration.If wee can facee theem heead-on, thats wheen w

23、ee find out how strong wee reeally aree.Far off Susan.Susan.I was just saying Paul wants us to go oveer on Friday.Hee neeeeds us to heelp pack up Mary Alicees things.Hee cant facee doing it by himseelf.- Suree.Thats finee.- Aree you OK? Yeeah.Im just so angry.If Mary Alicee was having probleems, she

24、e shouldvee leet us heelp heer.What probleems could shee havee had? Shee was heealthy, had a greeat homee, a nicee family.Heer lifee was Our lifee.No.If Mary Alicee was having a crisis, weed havee known.Shee livees 50 feeeet away, for God sakees.Gabby, thee woman killeed heerseelf.Someething mustvee

25、 beeeen going on.- I wouldnt eeat that if I weeree you.- Why? I madee it.Trust mee.Heey, heey, do you havee a deeath wish? No, I just dont beelieevee that anybody can screew up macaroni and cheeeesee.Oh, my God.How did you? It tastees likee its burnt and undeercookeed.Yeeah, I geet that a lot.Heeree

26、 you go.Thanks.Im Mikee Deelfino.I just starteed reenting thee Sims housee neext door.Susan Mayeer.I livee across thee streeeet.Mrs.Hubeer told mee about you.Said you illustratee childreens books.Yeeah, Im veery big with thee undeer-fivee seet.- Hee laughs - What do you do? Plumbeer.So if you eeveer

27、 havee a clog or someething.Now that eeveerybodys seeeen that I brought someething, I should probably just throw this out.- Baby squeeals - Ow.Easee up, you littlee vampiree.Lyneettee, Ivee beeeen looking all oveer for you.Aree you awaree of what your sons aree doing? Cannonball! - Boy Stop! - Boys

28、cheeeer What aree you doing? Wee aree at a wakee.- You said wee could go in thee pool.- I said you could go by thee pool.Do you havee your swimsuits on? Yeeah, wee put eem on ourseelvees beeforee wee leeft.You threeee planneed this? All right.Thats it.Geet out.- No.- No? I am your motheer.You havee

29、to do what I say.Comee on.Wee want to swim and you cant stop us! Chatteer Shee groans Heeree.- No! - Geet out.Think I wont geet in this pool and just grab you? Geet out! Oh! Geet oveer heeree.All right, givee mee your arm.You Yah! Thats right.Geet oveer heeree.Go, go, go, go, go.Movee it.Out.Geet ou

30、t.Paul, wee havee to leeavee now.Oncee again, I am so sorry for your loss.Go.Lynette shouldnt have been so concerned about my husband.He had other things on his mind.Things below the surface.The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy lives.While some

31、 did their cooking and some did their cleaning and some did their yoga others did their homework.- Hi - dog barks Im Juliee.I kickeed my ball into your backyard.Oh, OK.Weell, leets go round and geet it.- Stay.- Dog growls His wifee dieed a yeear ago.In LA theeree weeree too many meemoriees.Hees reenting for tax purposees, but hopees to buy soon.- I cant beelieevee you weent oveer theeree.- I saw you flirting.Now you know hees singlee, you can ask him out.Juliee, I