3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本.docx

1、3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本三一文库（XX）3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本*篇一：三人英语小短剧三人小短剧主角：两女一男，男的饰演宁采臣穿越而来，两女是好朋友其中一人是小倩转世而来。永：morning，candy.虫：morning,Cassie。永：whatswrongwithyou.youlookssopale.虫：iwerewatchingtvallthenight.永：whatdidyouwatch?虫：HaveyouheardoftheprevalentTime-travelTVseriesBuBuJingXin?永：ohIloveitsomuch.theactressarebeautiful

2、,theirdressingisgreat.虫：metoo.ifyouhaveachance,whichdynastydoyouwanttotransportedto?永：ofcourse.songdynasty.Idliketoprotectourcountry.andletcitizenhaveaeasyliving.虫：whatagreatideal!永：butitissoridiculous.wewonthavechancetotransported.虫：idontagreewithyou.everythingispossible.男的破门而入男：whathappened?wherei

3、am?wheremysweetheartxiaoqian?xiaoqian?xiaoqian?Whereareyou?绕教室跑下去,问班上的众人whoareyou?Whereiam?allofyoulooksostrange!Whathappened?Tellme,whocantellme?永：lookatthatguy！helookssoamusing!虫：Whathappenedtohe?永：yousee.hishairissolong.styleisstrang,thedressinglikesacientpeople.虫：wow,ishetransported永：no,itsimpos

4、sible.虫：look!heisgettingclosetous.男：youngladies.imsogladtomeetyouhere.Youarefamiliartome!ohgod!xiaoqianwhyareyouhere?imlookingforyouallthetime.原本慢慢走近，最后疾步坐过去抓住女的的肩膀。虫：doyouknowme？Ihavenomemoryaboutyou.男：what?youforgotme?Xiaoqian,iamningcaichen.永永把我拉过去，和男的开始谈话永：areyoukidding?wehaveneverseeyou.theremu

5、stbesomethingwrongwithyou.男：imprettynormal.xiaoqian,lookatmeandtalktome.icantbelieveyouveforgotme.evenifyouweardifferentclothingandeverythinglooksstrange,istillrememberyourface,yourbeautifulsmile.虫：gentleman,listentomecarefully.iamnotxiaoqian.mynameiscandy.andidonotknowwhyyouwearsodifferent,maybeyou

6、areplayingaTime-travelTVseriesoritisjustaprogram.now,gameisover.wehavetogo.男：nono.xiaoqian,idonotknowwhatyousay.butiamnotjokingatyou.此时雷雨大作，闪电劈了下来，小倩记起来了。未完待续。*篇二：英语三人短剧_搞笑顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！A:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!B:DontworrySiritsnotthathot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手

7、在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumboverthemeat.A:Areyoucrazy?(yelledthecustomer),withyourhandonmysteak?(Whatanswersthewaiter)Youwantittofallontheflooragain?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:)Teaorcoffeegentlemen?A:Illhavet

8、ea.C:(2ndcustomer:)Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!(Waiterexitsreturns)B:(Waiter:)Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiterwhatsthisflydoinginmysoup?Umlookstometobebackstrokesir.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。A:Waitertheresaflyinmysoup!B:Dontworrysirthespid

9、eronthebreadrollwillgetem.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。A:Waitertheresaflyinmysoup!C:Nosirthatsacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。A:Waitertheresaflyinmysoup!B:Keepitdownsirortheyllallbewantingone.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。A:Waitertheresaflyinmysoup!C:ItsOKSirtheresnoextrachar

10、ge!服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。A:Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup!B:SorrysirmaybeIveforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。A:Waitertheresadeadflyinmysoup!C:Yessiritsthehotwaterthatkillsthem.话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本（Introduction）：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrytherewer

11、esomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(画外

12、音：Itsyou,PrinceDan!太子丹高兴状)Thankumirror!（面对观众）ImPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?阿三(毕恭毕敬):Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：Ivetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“my

13、mostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng（作杀状）太子：Ohyeah.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?阿三：AfterscreeningIh

14、avetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?阿三：Yes.ActionII（十面埋伏中刘德华金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲AreyouLimochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.ImJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillersworld.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme?荆轲

15、Offcourse!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：Whathappened?Whyarentyouhurt?荆轲:Wedontneedanyreasontowinaperson.Dontwe?Dowe?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Mommaalwayssaid:Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyouregonnaget.Igotit,Mommaisright.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：Ho

16、wareyou?荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品）Characters:Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,DabaoMr.Shi:Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelationshipbetweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thet

17、axcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhappenedin1980s.ActI(inBazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slipped,takeitup,)Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax!Dabao:(changefac

18、es)Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Heresnotaxi.Xiaofu:Tax!T-A-X!Dabao:Whatsthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?Taxi-!Taxi-!Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor?Dabao:No,No,No,no!Imjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet.Xiaofu:Notthevendor?Impossible!youvebeenherefor2hours.Dabao:Really?(Xiaofu:Yes,ofco

19、urse.)Howdoyouknowit?Xiaofu:ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandIvebeenlookingatyoufortwohours.Dabao:Itsabigbug!Xiaofu:Oh.Dontwastemytime!Pleasepaythetax-10Yuan!Dabao:10yuan?!Mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!5Yuan,ok?Xiaofu:Dontcheatme,youvesoldmorethan2hundredones.Dabao:6yuan,mydearsisiter.7Yuan,mylo

20、velybeauty.Dabao:Notforyou,notforme,letssplitthedifference.8yuan,ok?Xiaofu:(lookingaround)Allright,adeal.Butnoreceipt.(Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft)Dabao:Whatasmartwoman!Badluck!Imbankrupt.Ihavetochangemyplace.HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!Letsgo!ActIIMr.Shi:Thenextscenehappenedinnewcentury.Chinahadbe

21、enmarchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmore,intheneweraofbuildingthewell-offsocietyinanall-roundway,howdothevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcollected?Thescenewilltellyou.Letsenjoyit!(Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwithNOSARS)Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eatenone,wantnine.Eatenone

22、,wantnine.Xiaofu:Hi,Dabao:Hi.Two:Whatafamiliarface.Two:Itsyou!Dabao:10yearspast,youareastillataxcollector.Xiaofu:10yearspast,youstillsellYangrouchuan.Howisyourbusiness?Dabao:EverythingisOK!10yearspast,youarestillbeautifulladyinSanliheofBeijing.Xiaofu:10yearspast,youandyourYangrouchuanlookmorecleanth

23、an20yearsbefore.Dabao:Thankyou.NoSARS,nodirtiness;Servepeople,serveme.Xiaofu:Great!Haveyou?Dabao:Married?Imnotmarried;Imstillsingle.Xiaofu:Haveyouclaimedyourtaxthismonth?Dabao:What?Taxi?Oh,tax!Ofcourse.Ishouldpaythetaxof50YuanthismonthandIhaveclaimedatthebeginofthismonth.Xioafu:Yourreceipt,please.Da

24、bao:(showsthereceipt)Hereyouare,Ihavepaidmytaxinthetaxservicecenterbycomputer.Xiaofu:Great!Whatagoodtaxpayeryouare.Dabao:Thankyou.Itismyduty.Improudofmyselftopaythetaxforourcountry.Xiaofu:Yeah!Thetaxyoupaidisashareofourcountryseconomy,andyoudoalotforOlympicsofBeijing!Dabao:Letsdoittogether!.Itssaidt

25、hat,Dontaskwhatyourcountrycandoforyoubutaskwhatyoucandoforyourcountry.Justlikeme,sellYangrouchuan,andpaytheTaxfortenyearsmore.Xiaofu:Youretheloveliestpeopleinnewcentury!Dabao:Thankyou!Andyouretheloveliesttaxcollectorinnewera!X:Excuseme,andIhavetogonow.Bye-bye.D:Amoment,areyoufreetomorrowevening?Coul

26、dIhaveadinnerwithyou?Xiaofu:Well,mayIhavethecompanyofmyhusband?Dabao:No,no,noproblem.6oclockintheevening,Beichuanyuan,ok?Xiaofu:justakidding.Ihavetogohomenow.(leaves)Dabao,Seeyoutomorrow.Dabao:Hopetoseeyoueveryday.TheEnd*篇三：3人英文短话剧剧本1Intherestaurant.在餐馆里C,thecustomer.W,thewaiter.M,themanager.Inthere

27、staurant.旁白：一天，一家英国的餐馆里，来了一位中国客人，故事就这样发生了：W:WhatcanIdoforyou,sir?先生要吃点什么？C:BeijingRoastDuck,TomatoandEggSoup.Thatsall.北京烤鸭，西红柿蛋汤，就这么多了。W:Amoment.请稍等。W:Yours,sir.先生，这是你要的菜。C:Thankyou.谢谢。C:Waiter.服务生。W:Yes?Sir.什么事，先生？C:HowcanIhavethesoup?我怎么喝这碗汤？W:Imsorry.Sir.Illchangeitforyou.对不起，先生，我去给您换一下。W:Hereyou

28、rsoup.Sir.这是您的汤，先生。C:Thankyou.谢谢。C:waiter!服务生！W:Sir.先生。C:HowcanIhavethesoup?我怎么喝这碗汤？W:Er.Imterriblysorry.Ichangeitinasecond.嗯，实在对不起，我再给您换一次。C:Sir.Imsorryforthesoup.Nowisthesoup.先生，不是汤的问题，就是这个汤。W:OK.好的。C:Waiter!服务生！W:Sir?先生？C:Callyourmanager,please.叫你们经理来。M:Imsorry,sir,butwhatswrongwiththesoup?对不起，先生，汤有什么问题吗？C:HowcanIhavethesoupwithoutaSPOON?没有调羹我怎么喝汤？3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本