生活大爆炸第一季剧本台词中英文对照102.docx

1、生活大爆炸第一季剧本台词中英文对照102第一季 2集: The Big Bran Hypothesis-Howard: But does it have peanut oil但有花生油吧-Leonard: Im not sure.我不清楚。Everyone keep an eye on Howard in case he starts to swell up.你们每个人都盯着Howard，以防他突然肿胀。-Sheldon: Since its not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.既然现在不是看 ，你可以吃我的肾上腺素。-Howard: Are

2、 there any chopsticks？有筷子吗-Sheldon: You dont need chopsticks. This is Thai food.你不需要筷子，这是泰国菜。-Leonard: Here we go.又来啦。-Sheldon: Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th Century.泰国自19世纪后半期起使用餐叉。Interestingly, they dont actually put the fork in their mouth-有趣的是，他们不直接叉食物进嘴，They use i

3、t to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth.而是叉食物进汤匙，再送进嘴里。-Leonard: Ask him for a napkin. I dare you.你敢不敢找他要餐巾纸Ill get it.我去开门。-Howard: Do I look puffy I feel puffy.我看起来肿吗 我觉得有点鼓鼓的。-Penny：Hey, Leonard.嗨，Leonard-Leonard: Oh, hi, Penny.嗨，Penny-Penny：Am I interrupting打扰到你们了-Leonard:

4、No.没有。-Sheldon: Youre not swelling, Howard.你没有肿胀，Howard。-Howard: No, no, look at my fingers. Theyre like Vienna sausages.不，不，看我的手指，就像维也纳腊肠。-Penny：Sounds like you have company.看起来你有客人。-Leonard: Theyre not going anywhere.他们哪儿也不去。So, youre coming home from work. Thats great. How was work你刚下班啊，太好了。工作怎么样

5、-Penny：Well, you know, its a Cheesecake Factory.你知道嘛？芝士蛋糕工厂？People order cheesecake and I bring it to them人们购买蛋糕，我给他们就行。-Leonard: So you kind of act like a carbohydrate delivery system.也就是说，你类似于是，碳水化合物的运送系统。-Penny：Yeah. Call it whatever you want, I get my minimum wage.是啊，随便你怎么叫它，我能拿到基本工资。Yeah. Um, a

6、nyways, I was wondering if you could help me out with something. Ive kinda had.好吧，不管怎么说，我在想你能不能帮我个忙-Leonard: Yes.没问题。-Penny：Okay, great. Im having some furniture delivered tomorrow and I may not be here, so. Oh. H Hello.太好了。明天我有些家具要运过来，我可能不在家，所以. 你.你们好Im sorry抱歉-Howard: Havent you ever been told how

7、 beautiful you are in flawless Russian没人用俄语夸奖过你的绝世美貌吗-Penny：No, I havent.不，没有。-Howard: Get used to it.你得习惯这个。-Penny：Yeah. I probably wont.呃，我可能很难习惯。Hey，Sheldon. Hi嘿 Sheldon 。 嗨Hey, Raj.嘿 Raj。Still not talking to me, huh还是不理我，嗯-Sheldon: Dont take it personally, its his pathology. He cant talk to wome

8、n.别放在心上。这是他的病状，他没法和女人说话。-Howard: He cant talk to attractive women or in your case, a cheesecake scented goddess.没法和迷人的女人说话，而你是芝士蛋糕香气逼人的女神。-Leonard: So theres going to be some furniture delivered那么，有家具要搬过来-Penny：Yeah, yeah. If it gets here and Im not here tomorrow, could you just sign for it，对。如果明天送来

9、时我不在，你能帮我签收一下吗and have them put it in my apartment然后搬进我的房间-Leonard: No problem.没问题。-Penny：Great. Heres my spare key. Thank you.太好了，这是我的备用钥匙，谢谢！Penny, wait.Penny，等等。-Penny：Yeah怎么-Leonard: Uh.If you dont have any other plans,呃. 如果你没别的计划，do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie maratho

10、n要不来和我们一起吃泰国菜，还有超人电影马拉松-Penny：A marathon Wow. How many Superman movies are there马拉松 哇噢，你们那儿有多少部超人电影-Sheldon: Youre kidding, right你开玩笑，对吧-Penny：I do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter我超喜欢那部，路易丝莱恩从直升机上坠下。and Superman swooshes down and catches her.超人嗖地一下过去接住她。Which one was that那是哪一部

11、One（其他人齐声说）就一部。-Sheldon: You realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy.你知道那场景里，充斥着科学错误吧？-Penny：Yes, I know, men cant fly.是啊，我知道，人类不能飞。-Sheldon: No, no. Lets assume that they can.不，不，让我们假设人类可以。Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial of 32 feet per second.路易丝莱恩以32英尺/秒平方的初始加速度急速坠落

12、，Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel.超人突然下降，用钢铁般的手臂接住她。Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour,莱恩小姐此时大约速度在120英里/时，hits them and is immediately slice into three equal pieces.猛撞上超人的手臂后，她会马上被切成三等分。-Leonard: Unless Superman matches her speed and

13、decelerates.除非超人赶上她的速度并减速。-Sheldon: In what space, sir In what space哪还有时间，先生 哪有时间Shes two feet above the ground.她离地面只有两英尺。Frankly, if he really loved her, hed let her hit the pavement.坦白讲，如果他真的爱她，就应该让她直接撞地。Itd be a more merciful death.那会是种更仁慈的死法。-Leonard: Excuse me, your entire argument is predicate

14、d on the assumption抱歉，你全部的争论，都只是建立在一个假设上，that Supermans flight is a feat of strength.假设超人的飞行能力，是一种力量的特技。-Sheldon: Are you listening to yourself你知道自己说什么吗It is well established that Supermans flight is a feat of strength.这一点是毋庸置疑的啊。It is an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings.这是他跳跃高楼能力的延伸，

15、an ability he derives from exposure to Earths yellow sun.是他从太阳光中获取的能力。-Howard：And you dont have a problem with that How does he fly at night你没发现问题吗 那他在夜里怎么飞行-Sheldon: Oh, a combination of the moons solar reflection哦，结合月球的日光反射，and the energy-storage capacity of Kryptonian skin cells.以及氪星人皮肤细胞中贮存的能量。-

16、Penny：Im just gonna go wash up.我要回去洗个手先。-Leonard: I have 2,600 comic books in there.我那儿有2600本连环画册。I challenge you to find a single reference to Kryptonian skin cells.你敢不敢去找出，所谓的氪星人皮肤细胞的内容-Sheldon: Challenge accepted.接受挑战。Were locked out.我们被锁在外面了。-Raj：Also, the pretty girl left.还有，漂亮女孩也走了。-Leonard: O

17、k, her apartments on the fourth floor but the elevators broken,房间在四楼，可是电梯坏了，so youre gonna have to.所以你们得.Oh, youre just gonna be done Okay. Cool. Thanks.你们就这么走了 好吧，没事，谢谢。I guess well just bring it up ourselves.我们自己搬上去吧。-Sheldon: I hardly think so.我不这么想。-Leonard: Why not为什么不-Sheldon: Well, we dont ha

18、ve a dolly,呃，我们没有手推车，or lifting belts or any measurable upper-body strength.没有升降运送带，也没有那么强悍的上肢力量。-Leonard: We dont need strength- were physicists.我们不需要靠蛮力，我们是物理学家。We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes.我们是阿基米德的精英后代。Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth.给我一个杠杆，一个支点，我就能撬动地球

19、。Its just a matter of. I dont have this.可问题是.我没有。I dont have this! I do not have this!我没有! 我没有!-Sheldon: Archimedes would be so proud.阿基米德会为你骄傲的。-Leonard: Do you have any ideas你有办法吗-Sheldon: Yes, but they all involve a green lantern and a power ring.有，但都需要绿灯侠和能量指环 (美国漫画超级英雄)。-Leonard: Easy. easy.慢点.

20、慢点Okay. Now weve got an inclined plane.很好，现在我们弄成了斜面。The force required to lift is reduced by the sine of the angle of the stairs,运上去所需的力度，按梯角的正弦值减少，call it 30 degrees, so, about half.30度角的话，就减少一半力气。-Sheldon: Exactly half.正好一半。-Leonard: Exactly half.正好一半。Lets push.来推吧。Okay. See, its moving, this is e

21、asy.看，推动了，很容易。Its all in the math.一切都是数学原理。-Sheldon: Whats your formula for the corner遇到转角，你用什么公式-Leonard: What Okay, uh.什么 好吧呃.Okay, yeah, no problem. Just come up here, help me and turn.没问题，你上来这儿帮我拉，然后转弯。-Sheldon: Ah, gravity, thou are a heartless bitch.啊，地心引力，你真是无良的婊子。You do understand that our e

22、fforts here will你得明白，我们这儿所有的努力，in no way increase the odds of you having sexual congress with this woman.绝不可能增加你和那女人，发生性关系的几率。-Leonard: Men do things for women without expecting sex.男人为女人做事，并不是只求做爱予以回报。-Sheldon: Those would be men who just had sex.那是对于，刚做过爱的男人来说。-Leonard: Im doing this to be a good

23、neighbor.我这么做，是想成为一个好邻居。In any case, theres no way it could lower the odds.无论如何，这也绝不会降低几率啊。-Leonard: Almost there. Almost there. Almost there.快到了。快到了。快到了。-Sheldon: No, were not. Were not.不，还没到。不，还没到。-Leonard: Im sorry.对不起。-Sheldon: Watch your fingers. Watch your fingers.小心你的手指。-Leonard: Yeah.好的。-She

24、ldon: Oh, God, my fingers!上帝啊我的手指!-Leonard: You okay你没事吧-Sheldon: No, her. Great Caesars ghost, look at this place.不，她. 伟大凯撒的亡灵啊，看看这地方。-Leonard: So Pennys a little messy.看来Penny的房间有一点凌乱。-Sheldon: A little messy有一点凌乱The Mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy.高次幂Mandelbrot集的复杂数字，才叫有一点凌乱。T

25、his is chaos.这简直是一团糟。Excuse me.不好意思。Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid.你解释下，一个餐具盘放在沙发上，这样的组织系统能叫合理吗Now, Im just inferring that this is a couch现在，我只是假设这是沙发，because the evidence s the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.因为证据显示，咖啡桌上正进行一场小型旧货出售。-Leo

26、nard: Did it ever occur to you that not everyone has the compulsive need to sort, organize你有没想过，并不是每个人都觉得必须要. 归类、整理、and label the entire world around them并将一切事物都贴上标签-Sheldon: No.没有想过。-Leonard: Well, they dont. Hard as it may be for you to believe,其实人们不这样，也许你很难相信，most people dont sort their breakfast

27、 cereal numerically by fiber content.大多数人并不用纤维量，去归类他们的芥麦早餐。-Sheldon: Excuse me, but I think weve both found that helpful at times.抱歉，但我认为我们都发现，有时那个很管用。-Leonard: Come on, we should go.快点，我们得走了。-Sheldon: Hang on.等一下。-Leonard: What are you doing你在干嘛-Sheldon: Im straightening up.我在清理。-Leonard: Sheldon,

28、this is not your home.Sheldon，这不是你的家。-Sheldon: No, this is not anyones home. This is a swirling vortex of entropy.这根本不能叫家，这是社会恶化的旋涡中心。-Leonard: When the transvestite lived here, you didnt care how he kept the place.当易装癖住在这儿的时候，你就不计较他怎么糟蹋这的。-Sheldon: Because it was immaculate. I mean, you opened that

29、 mans closet, it was left to right evening gowns,因为他的很完美。当你打开那男人的衣橱时，从左到右，依次是女士晚礼服、cocktail dresses, then his police uniforms.女士短裙、然后是警察制服。-Leonard: What were you doing in his closet你去翻他的衣橱干什么-Sheldon: I helped him run some cable for a web cam.我帮他调试摄像头网线。-Penny：Hey, guys.嘿，伙计们。-Leonard: Oh, Hey, Pen

30、ny.嘿，Penny。This just arrived, we just brought this up. just now.家具刚到，我们搬上来.刚刚。-Penny：Great. Was it hard getting it up the stairs太好了，你们搬上楼来很费劲吧-Leonard: No.不。-Sheldon: No不-Leonard: No.不。-Sheldon: No.不。-Leonard: Well, well get out of your here.好了，我们出去了。-Penny：Okay, great. Thank you again.太好了，再次谢谢你们。-Sheldon: Penny.I just want you to know that you dont have to live like this.Penny，我只是想让你知道，你没必要这样生活。Im here for you.有我在呢。-Penny：Whats he talking about他在说什么-Leonard: Its a joke.说笑话