英语话剧.docx

1、英语话剧英语童话剧：白雪公主Source: 2007-03-30 我要投稿 恒星英语学习论坛 CONTENTSSW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 A-小动物音乐起，旁白A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful p

2、rincess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didnt love the new queen, because she was cruel.One day, In the kings palace:-白雪出场S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场Q: I am a queen, Im very beautif

3、ul,Where is Mirror?Mirror, Mirror on the wall, whos the most beautiful?M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!Q: Hunter, go kill S.w.猎人出场H: Yes, my queen音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃S.w: Help me ,help me, please, pleaseA: whats the matter with you?S.w: The hunterhunterA: bite you bite you 小动物追赶猎人下场S.w: I am

4、 tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house ,I will eat a little and lie down.音乐起，7个小矮人出场，D: 1/Look, somebody ate my food-2/somebody drank my water-3/someone is sleeping now-4/What a beautiful girl!-小矮人睡觉-音乐起公主先醒了-小矮人醒了-对话5/How do you do?S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w Nice to meet you!D: （齐说）

5、Nice to meet you ,too-6/ welcome to our house!-7/Would you like to live here?S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Lets go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W皇后、魔镜出场Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, whos the most beautiful?M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!Q: What? S.w is not dead?Hahaha, I got a go

6、od idea!音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!白雪公主咬一口后倒地Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha小矮人出场、围着公主哭S.w wake up, wake up音乐起，动物引着王子出场P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!王子吻公主，公主醒了S.w: Th

7、ank you for your help!P: My pleasure音乐起，小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞 From: 中英文双语话剧新梁祝外传剧本本文转自，旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁•路德•金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文“I have a dream ”）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文“this is BBC.）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与

8、祝英台缠绵告别。L: Yingtai ，I love you so much and Ill miss you so much.！Z: I love you, too! Dont worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. Ill marry you as soon as Im back. Wait for me just for two years.L: Ill kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.Z: Ill kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo

9、旁白：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. Im calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think youd better find a better girl.L: What? Pardon?Z: Because Ill get married.L: Married ?

10、to who?Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. Ill give you some color to see see. Ill kill you! I will kill you in America!Z: America? You can

11、come to America? Hahahaha旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I h

12、ave a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.旁白：一年

13、之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? Im Liang Shanbo. Im here to kill you.Z: Liang.shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.M: You! Get out of here.L: You! Get out of here!M: 电话来了。Hello, Im in wuhan. Ok ok Ill come right nowZ

14、: Please dont go. Just stay, please. Hell kill me.M: I know! But if I stay, hell kill me by the way.Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?M: Sorry, Im not good at 葵花宝典. Im just good at 新华字典。 Z: Oh,you liar. Just get out of here! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?L: Yes, I have to. Becaus

15、e I hate you more than I can say.Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said youd love me forever. Dont kill me,ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni.L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, Ill be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I cant l

16、ove you, the only choice is to kill you.Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didnt cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wi

17、ld world is you. Only you.(sing)L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.L: hehehe Really?Z: Oh, of course. Please dont kill me!L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I dont know. Who can tell me? I put h

18、er life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?(to kill)L: You hear this. I m sorry. But dont worry , I ll go to heaven together with you.Z: All right kill me, then well become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)(sing) Z: 亲爱的你别杀我本文转自， 小品剧本，简历模版 简历封面杀了我你也没有好结果L： 亲爱的我

19、也不想杀 可是大家非得要我杀 From: 孔雀东南飞（英文搞笑话剧）焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)焦母Johnnysmother(JMforshort)刘母Lunchsmother(LMforshort)太守之子Mayorsson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)Prologue(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)J:EverybodysaysthatImhenpecked,butinfact,Imasstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemywifeisWuSong.(指着上台处的门大声道

20、)Imnotafraidofyou!(内砸出一脸盆,接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,Imafraidofwhom?MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetenderthanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)Act1(

21、序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):Imhere!Whatsupmum?JM:Ivetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law”.L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,whatsup?JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhave

22、beensorude,sobrusque,solazyL:ButJM:Neverinterruptme!L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardalldaylong,cookingandwashing.IhaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchickenandJM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,do

23、ntyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyourson.Imleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)Act2(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)L:Mum,Imback!LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmotherin-law.LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!WhenyouinsistedonmarryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidan

24、dpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome.LookatyourselfL:But,mumLM:Neverinterruptme!L:Mum,Imnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?AndIllmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayorssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“IfyoudaughterHaventbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouar

25、efreeagain,Illgoandtellhim.(下)L(惊愕):What?Themayorsson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)Act3(J睡眼惺忪上)J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下)Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,

26、Imsohungry!Buttheresnobreakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Nowshehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.JM(上):Wheresmybreakfast?WheresLunch?Hasntshegotupyet?J:Mum,cantyouremember?Lunchhasgone!JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifei

27、suseless.Lunchisanicegirl,goandtakeherback!J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!Act4(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet-(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出角硬币):Is1maoenough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)A:Whatb

28、adluck!Thisguyisbroken!B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!C:IheardthatthemayorssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoandrobthewedding!A&B:Goodidea!J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?Itsimpossible!AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!J:ButLunchismywif

29、e!Wehaventgotdivorcedyet!(突然有了主意)Ivegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,dontyou?Illgowithyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.B:Haveyougotanyexperience?J:No.ButIvegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书，)Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(J和三强盗跃至台中)ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!B

30、:AndIplantedonetree.C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet-J:Giveusallyourmoney!(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?L(哭状):Ihurtalot!J:Dontcrybaby.Illgoandfetchthemedicine.(下)L(起身去追):Waitforme!(跑下)(音乐起CanYouCelebrate) From: 、英语小品剧本 - 貂禅Source: 2007-03-30 我要投稿 恒星英语学习论坛 Favorite A Story of Affinity, Love, and FaithfulnessMADE BY Sch