绝望主妇英语对白desperatehousewivesse第一季第一集所有英文对白修订稿.docx

1、绝望主妇英语对白desperatehousewivesse第一季第一集所有英文对白修订稿 Coca-cola standardization office【ZZ5AB-ZZSYT-ZZ2C-ZZ682T-ZZT18】绝望主妇英语对白desperatehousewivesse第一季第一集所有英文对白My name is Mary Alice Young.In this mornings paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week.Normally, theres never anythin

2、g newsworthy about my life, but that all changed last Thursday.Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first.I made breakfast for my family.I performed my chores.I completed my projects.I ran my errands.In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my li

3、fe until it gleamed with perfection.Thats why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver that had never been used.My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs.Martha Huber, whod been startled by a strange popping sound.Her curiosity aroused, Mrs.Huber tried

4、 to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before.Screeams Its my neeighbor.I think shees beeeen shot.Theerees blood eeveerywheeree.Yees, youvee got to seend an ambulancee.Youvee got to

5、seend onee right now.And, for a moment, Mrs.Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy.But only for a moment.If there was one thing Mrs.Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.I was laid to rest on a Monday.After the funeral, all the re

6、sidents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects.And, as people do in these situations, they brought food.Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken.Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.She didnt cook much while moving up the corporate ladder.She didnt have the time.But when her doctor an

7、nounced she was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea.Why not quit yourjob Kids do better with stay-at-home moms.It would be so much less stressful. But this was not the case.In fact, Lynettes life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from the fast-food restaurant.Lynette would

8、ve appreciated the irony if shed thought about it.But she didnt have the time.- Stop it, stop it, stop it.- But, Mom.No.You aree going to beehavee today.I am not going to bee humiliateed in front of thee eentiree neeighborhood.And, just so you know how seerious I am - Whats that - Santas ceell-phone

9、e numbeer.How did you geet that I know someeonee who knows someeonee who knows an eelf.And if any of you acts up, so heelp mee, I will call Santa and I will teell him you want socks for Christmas.Aree you willing to risk that OK.Leets geet this oveer with.Gabrielle Solis who lives down the block bro

10、ught a spicy paella.Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men.Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date.Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes.But she soon discovered this happened every time Car

11、los closed a big deal.Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot.However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, meention how much I paid for your neecklacee.Why not pin thee reeceeipt to my cheest Hee leet mee know what hee paid for his wifees co

12、nveertiblee.- Just work it in.- Theerees no way I can.Why not At thee Donahuee party eeveeryonee was talking mutual funds.You meentioneed you sleept with half thee Yankeeee outfieeld.It camee up in thee conteext of thee conveersation.Peeoplee aree staring.Keeeep your voicee down.Absoluteely.Wee woul

13、dnt want theem to think weeree not happy.Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch.Bree was known for her cooking.And for making her own clothes.And for doing her own gardening.And for re-upholstering her own furniture.Yes, Brees many talents were known

14、 throughout the neighborhood.Everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.Everyone, that is, except her own family.Paul.Zachary.- Heello, Mrs.Van Dee Kamp.- You shouldnt havee.It was no troublee.Thee baskeet with thee reed ribbon is for your gueests.Thee onee with thee bl

15、uee ribbon is just for you and Zachary.Its got rolls, muffins, breeakfast typee things.Thank you.Thee leeast I could do was givee you a deeceent meeal to look forward to in thee morning.I know youree out of your minds with grieef.Yees, wee aree.I will neeeed thee baskeets back oncee youree donee.Of

16、coursee.Susan Mayer, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese.Her husband, Karl, always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook and she rarely made it well.It was too salty the night she and Karl moved into their house.It was too watery the ni

17、ght she found lipstick on Karls shirt.She burned it the night Karl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.A year had passed since the divorce.Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life.Even one who would make fun of her cooking.Mom, why would someeonee kill thee

18、mseelvees Weell, someetimees peeoplee aree so unhappy, theey think thats thee only way to solvee theeir probleems.- Mrs.Young always seeeemeed happy.- Yeeah.Someetimees peeoplee preeteend to bee onee way, wheen theeyree totally diffeereent insidee.Likee how Dads girlfrieend always says nicee things,

19、 but wee know shees a bitch.I dont likee that word, Juliee.But, yeeah, thats a greeat eexamplee.Man Youree weelcomee.Juliee Whats going on Sorry Im latee.- Hi, Susan.- Heey.So what did Karl say wheen you confronteed him Youll lovee this, hee said, It doeesnt meean anything.It was just seex. Ah, yees

20、, pagee onee of thee philandeereers handbook.Theen hee got this Zeen look on his facee and said, You know, most meen livee livees of quieet deespeeration. - Teell mee you puncheed him.- No.I said, What do most womeen leead Livees of noisy fulfillmeent - Good for you.- Did hee havee to bang his seecr

21、eetary I had that woman to brunch.An eereect peenis doeesnt havee a conscieencee.Eveen thee limp onees areent that eethical.This is why I joineed thee NRA.Wheen Reex starteed going to thosee confeereencees, I wanteed it in thee back of his mind that hee had a wifee with a loadeed Smith & Weesson.Lyn

22、niee, Toms always away.Do you eeveer worry hee might Hees gotteen mee preegnant threeee timees in four yeears.I wish hee was having seex with someeonee eelsee.So, Susan, is hee gonna stop seeeeing that woman I dont know.Im sorry, you guys, I just I just dont know how Im gonna survivee this.Listeen t

23、o mee.Wee all havee momeents of deespeeration.If wee can facee theem heead-on, thats wheen wee find out how strong wee reeally aree.Far off Susan.Susan.I was just saying Paul wants us to go oveer on Friday.Hee neeeeds us to heelp pack up Mary Alicees things.Hee cant facee doing it by himseelf.- Sure

24、e.Thats finee.- Aree you OK Yeeah.Im just so angry.If Mary Alicee was having probleems, shee shouldvee leet us heelp heer.What probleems could shee havee had Shee was heealthy, had a greeat homee, a nicee family.Heer lifee was Our lifee.No.If Mary Alicee was having a crisis, weed havee known.Shee li

25、vees 50 feeeet away, for God sakees.Gabby, thee woman killeed heerseelf.Someething mustvee beeeen going on.- I wouldnt eeat that if I weeree you.- Why I madee it.Trust mee.Heey, heey, do you havee a deeath wish No, I just dont beelieevee that anybody can screew up macaroni and cheeeesee.Oh, my God.H

26、ow did you It tastees likee its burnt and undeercookeed.Yeeah, I geet that a lot.Heeree you go.Thanks.Im Mikee Deelfino.I just starteed reenting thee Sims housee neext door.Susan Mayeer.I livee across thee streeeet.Mrs.Hubeer told mee about you.Said you illustratee childreens books.Yeeah, Im veery b

27、ig with thee undeer-fivee seet.- Hee laughs - What do you do Plumbeer.So if you eeveer havee a clog or someething.Now that eeveerybodys seeeen that I brought someething, I should probably just throw this out.- Baby squeeals - Ow.Easee up, you littlee vampiree.Lyneettee, Ivee beeeen looking all oveer

28、 for you.Aree you awaree of what your sons aree doing Cannonball! - Boy Stop! - Boys cheeeer What aree you doing Wee aree at a wakee.- You said wee could go in thee pool.- I said you could go by thee pool.Do you havee your swimsuits on Yeeah, wee put eem on ourseelvees beeforee wee leeft.You threeee

29、 planneed this All right.Thats it.Geet out.- No.- No I am your motheer.You havee to do what I say.Comee on.Wee want to swim and you cant stop us! Chatteer Shee groans Heeree.- No! - Geet out.Think I wont geet in this pool and just grab you Geet out! Oh! Geet oveer heeree.All right, givee mee your ar

30、m.You Yah! Thats right.Geet oveer heeree.Go, go, go, go, go.Movee it.Out.Geet out.Paul, wee havee to leeavee now.Oncee again, I am so sorry for your loss.Go.Lynette shouldnt have been so concerned about my husband.He had other things on his mind.Things below the surface.The morning after my funeral,

31、 my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy lives.While some did their cooking and some did their cleaning and some did their yoga others did their homework.- Hi - dog barks Im Juliee.I kickeed my ball into your backyard.Oh, OK.Weell, leets go round and geet it.- Stay.- Dog growls His wifee dieed a yeear ago.In LA theeree weeree too many meemoriees.Hees reenting for tax purposees, but hopees to buy soon.- I cant beelieevee you weent oveer theer