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1、1分钟的英语笑话演讲1分钟的英语笑话演讲（文章一）：英语一分钟幽默演讲稿 幽默英语演讲稿 love your mother 爱你的母亲 why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. because im a woman, she told him. 因为我是女人,她告诉他. i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答 his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats o.k. 妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白

2、,但没关系.later the little boy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣? all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say.所有的女人都会 常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的.the little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. 等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.

3、finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily? 最后他把这件事祷告给,他问,为什么女人容易哭泣?god answered. 回答: when i made woman, i decided she had to be special. i made her shouldersstrong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet, 当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别, 我让她的双肩强

4、壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是, 却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人. i gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection even from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛, 也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子.i gave her a hardnessthat allows her to keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives

5、 up, through sickness and fatigue without我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进, 并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言. i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly. she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to

6、 quell a teenagers anxieties and fears.我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时 候 她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧 张与恐惧 i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faultsand i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保 护男人的心脏 i gave her wisdom

7、 to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. 我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永 远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心for all of this hard work,i also gave her a tear to shed.it is hers to use whenever needed and it is her only we

8、akness.when you see her cry, tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even thoughshe may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.因为这些种种的困 难， 我也同样赐她流下眼泪， 这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她， 告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到安慰she is special! please se

9、nd this to women you know, and those with mothers,sisters, and special women in their lives. 她是独特的！ 请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人， 有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.（文章二）：英语演讲稿1分钟 亲爱的同学们： 你们好！ 我想请问大家，如果我打开地图，请你为我指出，你最喜欢哪个国家？也许你会指自由 自在的美国

10、，也许你会指浪漫的法国，也许你还会指神秘的埃及。可是在我们的心中,却永远 忘不了一个令人骄傲的国度,那就是我们的祖国中国! 我们伟大的祖国是最大的国家之 一。它的人口超过12亿。xx是他的首都。想必大家都知道，中国历史悠久，在xx以 前，我们曾是一个很软弱贫穷的国家，这些都已成为过去，中国现在是一个强大的发展中国 家。事实证明，中国是强大的不可战胜的。如果有人问起，我会自豪地说，我是中国人。中国我为你骄傲。 谢谢大家，我的演讲完毕！ hello, everyone 自我介绍 id like to ask you to point out your favorite country if her

11、e is a map. maybe you will choose the united states for the freedom; maybe you will choose french for the romantic. id like to say that these are nice countries for traveling. but there is one country in the bottom of my heart, and i will be proud of her forever, that s china-my motherland!our great

12、 motherland is one of the largest countries in the world. it has a population of over thirteen hundred million. beijing is its capital.its needless to say that china has a long history.now china is a strong and developing country. facts have proved that china is a powerful, invincible. if anyone ask

13、ed, we will proudly say that i am chinese.i am proud of you-china. i am a primary school student now; i know that all of us are the future of our nation. so, what we need to do is to study hard step by step, listen carefully in the class and do homework everyday so that we can dedicate ourselves to

14、our nation when we grown up! thats my speech! thank you for listening.（文章三）：幽默英语演讲 小短文(2分钟的)as food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental po

15、wer and expand our intellectual capacity. constant learning supplies us with inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment. learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in

16、 times of uncertainty.学习之于心灵，就像食物之于身体一样。摄取了适量的营养食物，我们的身体得以生长 而肌肉得以发达。同样地，我们应该日复一日不断地学习以保持我们敏锐的心智能力，并扩 充我们的智力容量。不断的学习提供我们用不尽的燃料，来驱使我们磨利我们的推理、分析 和判断的能力。持续的学习是在信息时代中跟时代并驾齐驱的最稳当的方法，也是在变动的 世代中成功的可靠保证。 一旦学习停止，单调贫乏的生活就开始了。视学校为汲取知识的唯一场所是种常见的谬 误。相反地，学习应该是一种无终止的历程，从生到死。由于世界一直快速地在变动，只要 学习停顿数日就将使人落后。更糟的是，蛰伏在我们潜

17、意识深处的兽性本能就会复活，削弱我们追求高贵理想的意志，弱化我们扫除成功障碍的决心，而且扼杀我们净化我们人格的欲 望。缺少学习将不可避免地导致心灵的停滞，甚至更糟地，使其僵化。因此，为了保持心理 年轻，我们必须将学习当作一生的事业。 2heavy schoolwork【课业繁重】in my opinion, the schoolwork now being assigned to high school students is too heavy. while it is true that students need to study, they need other things as w

18、ell if they are to grow into healthy and well-rounded adults. high should be allowed more time for play. playing is not wasting time, as some think. it gives them physical exercise, and also exercise their imagination. which tends to be stifled by too much study. finally, the pressure put on high sc

19、hool students by excessive schoolwork can cause serious stress, which is unhealthy physically and mentally. i do not advocate the elimination of schoolwork. i do think, however, that a reduction of the current heavy load would be beneficial to students and to the society as a whole. 我认为目前高中生的课业实在太重了

20、，虽然说学生的确应当念书，但是要想长大成为健 全的人，他门还需要一些其它的东西，所以应该给高中生较多从事娱乐的时间。娱乐并不如 某些人所想的，是在浪费时间，它可以让学生锻炼身体，发挥被繁重课业扼杀的想象力。此 外，繁重的课业加诸在高中生身上的压力可能引起严重的情绪紧张，这对身心都有害。我并 非主张废除学校课业，但是我认为减轻目前繁重的课业对于学生和整个社会都是有益的。 3time【时间】 lost time is never found again. this is something which i learned very clearly last semester. i spent so

21、 much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer. i finally realized that something had to be done. it was time for a change. now i have a new plan for using my time wisely. i have set my alarm clock ahead half an hour. this will give me a head start on the day. i have also decided to keep a

22、 log of what i do and when i do it. looking back on what ive done will give me some ideas on how to reorganize my time. 时光一去不复返，这是我上学期清楚学到 的教训。我浪费很多时间四处游荡，以致于我的成绩开始退步。最后我终于了解到我必须有 所作为；该是痛改前非的时候了。现在我有一个明智运用时间的新方法。我已将闹钟早拨半小时，这将使我这一天的作息 提前开始。我也决定将我所做的一切及做这些事的时间记录下来。回顾我所做的事情会启发 我如何重新安排我的时间。 4work and pl

23、ay【工作与娱乐】 what i usually do to relax after school is jogging and seeing movies. usually i dont spare time for exercise, but i value the physical education class at school. jogging several rounds in the field certainly relieves the days pressure. on weekends, ill catch the morning movie for my visual

24、 enjoyment. i feel revived and energetic for another weeks work-load.工作与娱乐并不互相冲突，事实上，它们之间的关系还相辅相成。有句格言说：整日工 作而没有休闲娱乐，会令人变得沉闷乏味。被工作重担压得喘不过气来的生活，将使你一事 无成，因为你将对一成不变的例行公事感到厌烦。由另一方面来说，适度的娱乐活动能提供 各种管道，来渲泄你被压抑的情绪，减轻单调生活中的紧张与不悦。 放学之后，我最常做的休闲活动，便是慢跑与看电影。通常我并不特地拨出时间来做运 动，但是我很重视学校的体育课。在操场上慢跑几圈，无疑地可以减轻一天的压力。在周末

25、 时，我都去看早场电影，享受视觉飨宴。如此一来，我将有如再生般的充沛活力，去面对下一星期的工作量。 5my first job【我的第一份工作】 my first job was at a cramming school. it was three years ago when i just graduated from junior high school and finished the entrance examination. since i had nothing to do that summer, i decided to find a job, tasting the joy

26、of independence. i was responsible for answering the telephone and taking the message. i worked eight hours a day, six days a week. the work was not difficult nor heavy to me and i guess i did well. the most delighted thing was perhaps that i could spend the money i earned all by myself.我的第一份工作是在一家补

27、习班做事。那是三年前我刚从国中毕业，考完联考时的事了。 既然我那整个夏天都闲着没事，倒不如找份差事，尝尝独立赚钱的快乐。 我负责接听电话且纪录留言的工作。我一天工作八小时，一星期工作六天。那份工作对 我而言既不困难亦不沉重，所以我想我还满称职的。而最令人快乐的事大概莫过于花全部由 自己赚来的钱了！ 6my favorite sports【我最喜爱的运动】 sports help everyone to keep healthy, happy, and efficient. so i pay special attention to games, especially table-tennis.

28、 table tennis is my favorite game. i play it almost every day. table-tennis is an ideal game us because it brings the whole body into action. it strengthens our muscles, expands our lungs, promotes the circulation of the blood, and causes a healthy action of the skin. besides, it is very amusing and

29、 does not cost us much money. table-tennis is very moderate; it is not so rough as football. it is an indoor game and can be played even on rainy days. thus, it is my favorite kind of exercise. 运动能帮助每一个人保持健康、快乐和有效率。所以我特别重视运动，特别是桌球，桌 球是我最喜欢的运动。我几乎每天玩。 桌球对我们而言，是一项理想的运动，因为它可以使我们全身运动，它可以增强我们的 肌肉，扩张我们的肺部

30、，促进血液循环，并且使肌肤产生健康作用，此外，它很有趣而且所 费不多。桌球是相当温和适中的，它不像足球那么粗野。它是一种室内运动，甚至在下雨天 也能玩。因此，桌球是我最喜爱的一种运动。（文章四）：一分钟英语演讲稿范文 一分钟英语演讲稿范文my family there are three people in my family. im a boy(girl). im ten years old. my dad is a worker. my mother is a worker too. and i have a dog. its names john. it alaways play wit

31、h me. and i also love him. this is my family. do you like us? 我的家 我家有三个人.我是一个男孩(女孩).我今年十岁.我的爸爸是个工人.我的妈妈也是个工 人.我有一条狗.它的名字叫john.它总是和我一起玩.我也爱它.这是我的家.你喜欢我们吗? my hobby im a boy. my hobby is playing basketball. i often play basketball with my best friend after class. i think its really fun and exciting. b

32、ut my mother told me get home early. this is my hobby. what are your hobby? can you tell me? 我的爱好（文章二）：一分钟英语演讲稿 Apple An apple a day keeps the doctor away. It shows that apple has a lot of health benifits, but it is benificial in more ways than that. Apple is sweet and juicy. It ease my thirst in su

33、mmer.Apple is healthy.There is plenty of vitamine and other nutritions in apple.And whats more important is that apple is accesible for everyone. We can buy some in markets and they wont cost much. I eat an apple everyday and that helps me stay healthy. I love apple.（文章三）：幽默英语演讲小短文(2分钟的)11 幽默英语演讲小短文