绝望主妇第季第集全英文剧本.docx

1、绝望主妇第季第集全英文剧本Season 1, Episode 01: Pilot - MARY ALICE: My name is Mary Alice Young. When you read this mornings paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally, theres never anything newsworthy about my life. That all changed last Thursday. Of course everything

2、seemed as normal at first. I made my breakfast for my family. I performed my chores. I completed my projects. I ran my errands. In truth, I spent the day as I spend every other day quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection. Thats why it was so astonishing when I decid

3、ed to go to my hallway closet to retrieve a revolver that had never been used. - MARY ALICE: My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs. Martha Huber, who had been startled by a strange popping sound. Her curiosity aroused, Mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced. Aft

4、er some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before.-MRS HUBER: Its my neighbor. I think shes been shot, theres blood everywhere. Yes, youve got to send an ambulance. Youve got to send one right now! -MARY ALICE: And for a moment, Mrs. Huber stood

5、 motionless in her kitchen grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy.But, only for a moment. If there was one thing Mrs. Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side. I was laid to rest on a Monday. After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects

6、. And as people do in this situation, they brought food. Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken. Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken. Of course, she didnt cook much as she was moving up the corporate ladder. She didnt have the time. But when her doctor announced Lynette was pregnant, he

7、r husband Tom had an idea. Why not quit your job? Kids do much better with stay-at-home mums; it was so much less stressful. But this was not the case. In fact, Lynettes life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from a fast food restaurant. Lynette would have appreciated the ir

8、ony of it if she stopped to think about it, but she couldnt. She didnt have the time. -LYNETTE: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop it, stop it, stop it. Stop it. -PRESTON: But Mom! -LYNETTE: No, you are going to behave today. I am not going to be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. And, just so yo

9、u know how serious I am. -PRESTON: Whats that?-LYNETTE: Santas cell-phone number. -PORTER: Howd you get that? -LYNETTE: I know someone, who knows someone, who knows an elf. And if anyone of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas. You willing to risk that

10、? -SCAVO kids: Uh-uh! (all shake their heads vehemently) -LYNETTE: Okay. Lets get this over with. -MARY ALICE: Gabrielle Solis, who lives down the block, brought a spicy paella. Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men. Carlos, who worked in mer

11、gers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date. Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes. But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal. Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot. However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler. -CARLOS:

12、If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, I want you to casually mention how much I paid for your necklace. -GABRIELLE: Why dont I just pin the receipt to my chest? -CARLOS: He let me know how much he paid for his wifes new convertible. Look, just work it into the conversation. -GABRIELLE: Theres no wa

13、y I can just work that in, Carlos. -CARLOS: Why not? At the Donohue party, everyone was talking about mutual funds. And you found a way to mention you slept with half the Yankee outfield. -GABRIELLE: Im telling you, it came up in the context of the conversation. -CARLOS: Hey, people are starting to

14、stare. Can you keep your voice down please? -GABRIELLE: (sigh) Absolutely. Wouldnt want them to think were not happy. -MARY ALICE: Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch. Bree was known for her cooking. And for making her own clothes. And for doing h

15、er own gardening. And for reupholstering her own furniture. Yes, Brees many talents were known throughout the neighborhood. And everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother. Everyone, that is, except her own family. -BREE: Paul, Zachary. Paul， Zachary。 -ZACH: Hello Mrs. V

16、an De Kamp. -PAUL: Bree, you shouldnt have gone to all this trouble. -BREE: It was no trouble at all. Now the basket with the red ribbon is filled with desserts for your guests. But the one with the blue ribbon is just for you and Zachary. Its got rolls, muffins, breakfast type things. -PAUL: Thank

17、you. -BREE: Well, the least I could do is make sure you boys had a decent meal to look forward to in the morning. I know youre out of your minds with grief. -PAUL: Yes, we are. -BREE: Of course, I will need the baskets back once youre done. (smiling serenely) -PAUL: Of course. -MARY ALICE: Susan Mey

18、er, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese. Her husband Carl always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook, and she rarely made it well. It was too salty the night she and Carl moved into their new house. It was too watery the night she fou

19、nd lipstick on Carls shirt. She burned it the night Carl told her he was leaving her for his secretary. A year had passed since the divorce. Susan was starting to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life, even one who would make fun of her cooking. -JULIE: Mom, why would someone kill the

20、mselves? -SUSAN: Well, sometimes people are so unhappy they think its the only way they can solve their problems. -JULIE: But Mrs. Young always seemed happy. -SUSAN: Yeah, sometimes people pretend to be one way on the outside and theyre totally different on the inside. -JULIE: Oh you mean how Dads g

21、irlfriend is always smiling and says nice things but deep down you just know shes a bitch. -SUSAN: I dont like that word, Julie. But yeah, thats a great example. -JULIE: Hey, whats going on? -SUSAN: Sorry Im late. -GABRIELLE: Hi ,Susan! -LYNETTE: Hey. -MARY ALICE: So? What did Carl say when you conf

22、ronted him? -SUSAN: Youll love this, he said it doesnt mean anything, it was just sex. -BREE: Oh yes, page one of the philanderers handbook. -SUSAN: Yeah, and then he got this Zen look on his face, and he said, you know Susan, most men live lives of quiet desperation. -LYNETTE: Please tell me you pu

23、nched him. -SUSAN: No, I said, really? And what do most women lead, lives of noisy fulfillment? -GABRIELLE: Hmm. -MARY ALICE: Good for you. -SUSAN: I mean, of all people, did he have to bang his secretary? I had that woman over for brunch. -GABRIELLE: Its like my grandmother always said, an erect pe

24、nis doesnt have a conscience. -LYNETTE: Even the limp ones arent that ethical -BREE: This is half the reason I joined the NRA. Well, when Rex started going to those medical conferences, I wanted at the back of his mind that he had a loving wife at home, with a loaded Smith and Wesson. -MARY ALICE: L

25、ynnie? Toms always away on business. Do you ever worry he might.? -LYNETTE: Oh, please, the mans gotten me pregnant three times in four years. I wish he was having sex with someone else. -BREE: So Susan, is he going to stop seeing that woman? -SUSAN: I dont know. Im sorry you guys, I just. I just do

26、nt know how Im going to survive this. -MARY ALICE: Listen to me. We all have moments of desperation. But if we can face them head on, thats how we find out just how strong we really are. -BREE: Susan? Susan. I was just saying Paul wants us to go over on Friday. He needs us to go through Mary Alices

27、closet, and help pack up her things. He says he cant face doing it by himself. -SUSAN: Sure, thats fine. -BREE: Are you OK? -SUSAN: Yeah. Im just so angry. If Mary Alice was having problems, she should have come to us; she should have let us help her. -GABRIELLE: What kind of problems could she have

28、 had? She was healthy, had a great home, a nice family. Her life was - -LYNETTE: our life. -GABRIELLE: No, if Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis, wed have known. She lives 50 feet away, for gods sakes. -SUSAN: Gabby, the woman killed herself. Something mustve been going on. -SUSAN: Oh, I woul

29、dnt eat that if I were you. -MIKE: Why? -SUSAN: I made it, trust me. Hey, hey, do you have a death wish? -MIKE: No, I just refuse to believe that anybody can screw up macaroni and cheese. Oh my god.How did you it tastes like its burnt and undercooked. -SUSAN: Yeah, I get that a lot. Here you go. -MI

30、KE: Thanks. Im Mike Delfino, I just rented out the Sims house next door. -SUSAN: Susan Meyer, I live across the street. -MIKE: Oh yeah, Mrs. Huber told me about you, said you illustrate childrens books -SUSAN: Yeah Im very big with the under 5 set. What do you do? -MIKE: Plumber. So if you ever have

31、 a clog. Or something. -SUSAN: Now that everybodys seen that Ive brought something, I should probably just throw this out. -LYNETTE: Ow! Ease up, you little vampire. -MRS. HUBER: Lynette! Ive been looking all over for you. -LYNETTE: Oh. -MRS. HUBER: Are you aware of what your sons are doing? -SCAVO

32、kids: Stop. Arrrggggh. Hah! -LYNETTE: What are you doing!? We are at a wake! -PRESTON: When we got here, you said we could go in the pool. -LYNETTE: I said you could go by the pool. Do you have your swimsuits on? -PORTER: Yeah, we put them on under our clothes just before we left. -LYNETTE: You three planned this? Alright, thats it. Get out! -