经典美剧《老友记》第一季第十五集字幕对白中英文对照看美剧学英语.docx

1、经典美剧老友记第一季第十五集字幕对白中英文对照看美剧学英语- Coffee. - Thank you. -咖啡 -谢谢- Cappuccino. - Grazie. -卡布其诺 -谢谢意大利语And a nice, hot cider for Monica. 这杯美味的热苹果汁是莫妮卡的Thank you. 谢谢Rach, why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser? 瑞秋 为何我的肉桂棒上有橡皮擦Thats why. 原来是这样Sorry. 对不起Chandler? 钱德勒Miss Tedlock, you look lovely today. 泰洛克

2、小姐 你今天真漂亮May I say that is a very flattering sleeve length on you. 我能说你这袖口长度真显身材吗Mr. Costilick would like you to stop by his office today. 科斯特力克先生希望你下班后到他办公室去If its about those prank memos, 如果他是为搞笑备忘录的事I had nothing to do with them, really. 那绝不是我干的 真的Hey, you guys! 各位,Chandlers coming and he has inc

3、redible news. 钱德勒马上来 他说有天大的好消息So when he gets here, lets all act, like, you know 所以他来的时候我们就.Never mind. But it was gonna be really good. 不管了 这一定是很好的消息Whats going on? 到底怎么了.So its a typical day at work. 今天和平常没什么两样.and Big Al calls me into his office 然后艾尔叫我到他办公室and tells me he wants to make me process

4、ing supervisor. 说他要我当处理主管- That is great! - Congratulations! -真是太好了 -恭喜.So I quit. 所以我就辞职了Why? 为什么Why? This was a temp job. 为什么 因为这只是暂时的工作Chandler,youve been there for five years. 钱德勒 你已在公司五年了I know, but if I took it, 我知道 但接受升职Id be admitting that this is what I do. 不就代表承认这就是我的职业Was it a lot more mo

5、ney? 那不是能赚更多钱Doesnt matter. I just dont want to be 我不在乎 我不想成为a guy who sits in his office until 12o clock in the night. 在办公室坐到午夜.worrying about the WENUS. 担心周净计的那种人The WENUS? 周净计是啥Weekly estimated net usage system. 每周估计净值使用统计系统Its a processing term. 这是处理用术语Oh, that WENUS. 这么回事啊What will you do? 你有何打

6、算I dont know, thats the thing I dont know what I want to do. 我不知道 问题就在于我不知道想做什么I just know Im not going to figure it out working there. 我只知道我在那工作下去就永远想不明白I have something you can do! 我这有份活给你I have this new massage client, Steve. 我的新按摩客户史提夫Anyway, hes opening up a restaurant. 不多说了 他开了一家餐厅.and hes loo

7、king for a head chef. 他正在寻找主厨- Hi, there. -Hi. -你好 -你好.I know. Youre a chef and I thought of you first. 我知道你是个厨师 而且我先想到你But Chandlers the one who needs a job right now,so. 但钱德勒目前没有工作所以.I just dont have a lot of chef-ing experience. 我没有太多厨师的经验Unless its an all-toast restaurant. 除非那是家只卖吐司的餐厅What kind

8、of food is he looking for? 他想要什么菜色He wants to do something eclectic. 他想要菜色丰富多变Hes looking for someone who can create the entire menu. 因此他在找一个能创造出整个菜单的人- Oh my God! - I know! -天啊 -很棒吧So, what do you think? 所以你意下如何Thanks. Pheebs. 谢了 菲比- I just dont see myself in a big, white hat. -Ok. -我觉得自己不适合戴白色厨师帽

9、-好吧Oh, Monica! Guess what? 莫妮卡 你猜怎么着Can you see my nipples through this shirt? 你们能透过衬衫看见我的乳头吗No, but dont worry. Im sure theyre still there. 看不见 但别担心 它们肯定还在Where are you going? Mr. suity man 你要上哪儿去 西装笔挺先生I have an appointment with Dr. Robert Pilman, 我和罗伯提曼博士有约career counselor-a-go-go! 求职顾问阿哥哥- I add

10、ed the a-go-go. - Career counselor? -阿哥哥是我加的 -求职顾问You guys all know what you want to do. 你们都已找到人生的方向I dont. 还没You guys in the living room all know what you want to do. 在客厅里的各位全都已找到人生的方向You have goals. You have dreams. I dont have a dream! 你们有目标 有梦想 我却没有梦想You have goals. You have dreams. I dont have

11、a dream! 以马丁路德金的我有一个梦想演讲作讽The lesser-known I Dont Have a Dream speech. 少见的我没有一个梦想演说I love my life! I love my life! 我爱我的人生 我爱我的人生Brians Song! 布莱恩的歌- The meeting went great? - So great! -见面的结果如何 -相当顺利He showed me where the restaurants gonna be. 他告诉我未来餐厅的位置Its this, its this cute little place on 10th S

12、treet. 就在第十街上有个温馨的小店面Not too big, not too small. Just right. 不太大也不太小 大小适中Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears? 前任老板是金发女人和几只熊吗Im cooking for him Monday night, kind of an audition. 周一晚我要煮一餐让他品尝 算是面试Phoebe, he wants you here. 菲比 他也要你在场Its great for me. You can make yummy noises. 这样对我有好

13、处 因为你可以装作吃得很香- What are you gonna make? - Yummy noises. -你打算做什么 -吃得很香And Monica, what are you gonna make? 那莫妮卡 你要做什么菜I dont know. Its gotta so be great. 我也不知道 但一定会很棒的I know what you can make! I know! 我知道你可以做什么了 我知道You should make that thing with the stuff. 你应该用那些东西做这个You know that thing with the stu

14、ff? 你知道用那些东西做的这个Okay, I dont know. 好吧 我也不知道Guys. Anyone know a good date place in the neighborhood? 各位 谁知道附近有约会的绝佳地点How about Tonys? If you finish a 32-ounce steak, its free. 东尼餐厅如何 吃下一公斤牛排就免费Anyone know a good place if youre not dating a puma? 有谁知道哪家不用带美洲豹过去的好餐厅- Who are you going out with? - Is th

15、is the bug lady? -你要和谁约会 -是昆虫女吗I love you, Ross. 我爱你 罗斯Her name is Celia shes not a bug lady 她叫希莉亚 不是昆虫女and shes curator of insect at the museum. 她是博物馆的昆虫部主任- What are you gonna do? - Go out to dinner. -你们打算做些什么 -出去吃晚餐.then bring her back to my place 然后带她回我的住处and introduce her to my monkey. 带她看看我的猴子

16、And hes not speaking metaphorically. 他这不是在打比方So back to your place? You thinking maybe. 回你的住处啊 你有没有想.Well, I dont know. 我不知道你啥意思Im hoping. 我希望.Im telling you. That monkey is a chick magnet. 告诉你 那猴子是魅力十足Shell take one look at his cute, little face 她一旦看见它可爱的小脸and itll seal the deal. 然后一切就搞定Celia, dont

17、 worry. Hes not gonna hurt you! 希莉亚 别担心 它不会伤害你的Soothing tones. 用安抚的语调- Here, Marcel. - I cant stand this. -过来 马赛尔 -我受不了了- Hes got his claws on my - Yeah, all right. -它的爪子在我的 -好了 乖.Okay, try this salmon mousse. 试试这鲑鱼慕斯Good. 好吃Is it better than the other salmon mousse? 比其他的鲑鱼慕斯好吃吗- Its creamier. -Yeah

18、? Well, is that better? -更滑更柔 -是吗 这样更好吗I dont know. Were talking about whipped fish. 我不知道 这是条搅成泡沫的鱼Im just happy Im keeping it down. 我能不吐出来就已经不错了God, what happened to you? 天啊 你怎么了Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests. 8个半小时的天资测验.intelligence tests, personality tests, and what do I learn? 智力测验 个性测

19、验 我了解了什么Youre suited for data processing 你适合在大型跨国公司for a large multinational corporation. 数据处理部门方面发展Thats so great! You already know how to do that. 这太好了 因为你已知道该如何做Can you believe it? 你们能相信吗Dont I seem like I should be doing something cool? 我不像是做那种酷工作的人吗I just always pictured myself doing something.

20、 我总是想像自己能做点事情Something! 了不得的事情Chandler, I know, I know. 钱德勒 我知道Hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt. 原来透过这件衬衫能看到你的乳头啊Here you go. Maybe this will cheer you up. 给 这个或许能让你开心点I had a grape about five hours ago, 5小时前我吃了一颗葡萄so I better split this with you. 所以我最好和你平分吃Its supposed to be small.

21、Its a pre-appetizer. 它本来就应该那么小 这是餐前开胃菜The French call it an amuse-bouche. 法国人称它为阿姆兹布许Well, it is amusing. 这简直是太神奇了Hi, Wendy. Yeah, 8:00. 温蒂 对 八点What did we say, $10 an hour? 我们不是说过吗 每小时十块Okay, great. All right, Ill see you then. 很好 再见了$10 an hour for what? 什么每小时十块I ask one of the waitress from work,

22、 shes helping me. 我请餐厅里的女服务生帮忙Waitressing? 服务生Of course I thought of you. But. 当然我考虑过你 但.- But. - But, but. -但是. -但是什么But its just this night has to go just perfect, you know? 但是今晚一定要做到完美 你知道吗Wendys more of a professional waitress. 温蒂的经验丰富 是个职业服务生And Im maintaining my amateur status 我应该继续保持业余的姿态so I

23、 can waitress in the Olympics. 将来才能在奥运会上当服务生I dont mean to brag, 我不想自吹自擂I dont mean to brag, 该年冬奥会在因斯布鲁克召开but I waited tables at Innsbruck in 76. 但我1976年在因斯布鲁克当过服务生Amuse-bouche? 来点阿姆兹布许Talk to me. 和我说话A weird thing happened on the train this morning 早上我坐地铁时发生了一件怪事Talk dirty. 说下流话- Here? - Come on. C

24、ome on. -在这里 -对 来吧Say something hot. 说点火辣的What? What? 什么 什么Vulva. 外阴Vulva? 外阴I panicked, all right? She took me by surprise. 我当时好害怕 她吓了我一跳But it wasnt a total loss. We ended up cuddling. 但也不算一败涂地 我们以爱抚收场You cuddled? How many times? 爱抚了啊 几次Shut up. It was nice. 闭嘴 感觉还不错I just dont think Im a dirty-ta

25、lking kind of guy. 我只是不是那种讲下流话的人Whats the big deal? Just say what you wanna do to her. 有什么啊 你只要说出你想对她如何Or what you want her to do to you. 或是你想她对你如何Or what other people might be doing to each other. 或是别人想对彼此如何Ill tell you what. Try something on me. 这样吧 对我说两句试试Please be kidding. 你是在开玩笑对吧Why not? 有何不可J

26、ust close your eyes and tell me what youd like to be doing right now. 只要闭上眼睛告诉我 现在你想干什么Ok, Im in my apartment. 好吧.我在我的住处- Yeah, what else? - Youre not there. -然后呢 -你不在那里.- Were not having this conversation. - All right, Ill start. -我们没有这次谈话 -好吧 那我先来- Joey, please. - Come on, ready, look. -乔伊 别这样 -来嘛

27、 准备好Oh, Ross. 罗斯.you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now. 你让我欲火焚身 我要你马上舔我- Now you say something. - I really dont think so. -该你了 -我看还是算了吧- You like this woman, right? - Yeah. -你喜欢她对吧 -对- You wanna see her again, right? - Sure. -想再见到她对吗 -当然If you cant talk dirty to me, 如果你对我都说不出下流话how will you

28、talk dirty to her? 你如何对她说呢Now tell me you wanna caress my butt! 现在告诉我你想爱抚我的屁股Okay, turn around. 好吧 转过去I dont want you staring at me while Im doing this. 我说话时不想你盯着我看All right, Im not looking. Go ahead. 好吧 我不看 说吧I want Okay, I want. 我要.to feel your hot, soft skin with my lips. 用我的双唇感觉你那火热光滑的皮肤There yo

29、u go. Keep going, keep going. 这就对了 继续I want to take my tongue and 我要用我的舌头.Say it. 快说啊Say it! 快说run it all over your body. 舔遍你的全身. until youre trembling with 直到你颤抖.With? 然后呢- Funny story. - Youre not gonna believe this. -说来好笑 -你不会相信的Its Ok, I was always rooting for you two kids to get together. 没事 我一

30、向赞成你们两个小子交往Chandler, while you were sleeping, 钱德勒 你睡觉时that guy from your old job called again. 以前的公司又打电话来- Again? - And again and again and again. -又打来 -一遍又一遍Hello. And again. 喂 又打来了Hey, Mr. Costilick. Hows life on the 15th floor? 嘿 科斯特林克先生 15楼的情况如何Yeah, I miss you too. 我也想念你.Yeah. Its a lot less sa

31、tisfying to steal pens from your own home. 对 偷自己家里的笔不够刺激Thats very generous. But this isnt about the money. 你真慷慨 但这不是钱的问题I need something more than a job. 我需要的不只是一份工作I need something I really care about 我要的是我真正想要的Thats on top of the year-end bonus you metioned earlier? 这津贴不包含在你稍早提过的年终红利里Your dream! 你的梦想.Look, Al, Im not playing hardball here, okay? 听着 艾尔 我不是在故意