老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词.docx

1、老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate(ThePilot-TheUncutVersion)Scene:CentralPerk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarethere.Monica:Theresnothingtotell!HesjustsomeguyIworkwith!Joey:Comeon,youregoingoutwiththeguy!Theresgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!Chandler:AllrightJoey,benice.?Sodoeshehavea

2、hump?Ahumpandahairpiece?Phoebe:Wait,doesheeatchalk?(Theyallstare,bemused.)Phoebe:Just,cause,IdontwanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!Monica:Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.Itsjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-nothavingsex.Chandler:Soundslikeadatetome.TimeLapseChandler:Alright,soImbac

3、kinhighschool,Imstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,andIrealizeIamtotallynaked.All:Oh,yeah.Hadthatdream.Chandler:ThenIlookdown,andIrealizetheresaphone.there.Joey:Insteadof.?Chandler:Thatsright.Joey:Neverhadthatdream.Phoebe:No.Chandler:Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.NowIdontknowwhattodo,everybodysta

4、rtslookingatme.Monica:Andtheywerentlookingatyoubefore?!Chandler:Finally,IfigureIdbetteranswerit,anditturnsoutitsmymother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercallsme!TimeLapse,Rosshasentered.Ross:(mortified)Hi.Joey:Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.Monica:Areyouokay,sweetie?Ross:Ijustfeellikesomeon

5、ereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck.Chandler:Cookie?Monica:(explainingtotheothers)Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.Joey:Ohh.Monica:(toRoss)Letmegetyousomecoffee.Ross:Thanks.Phoebe:Ooh!Oh!(ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.)Ross:No,nodont!Stopclean

6、singmyaura!No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?Phoebe:Fine!?Bemurky!Ross:Illbefine,alright?Really,everyone.Ihopeshellbeveryhappy.Monica:Noyoudont.Ross:NoIdont,tohellwithher,sheleftme!Joey:Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian.Ross:No!Okay?!Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?Shedidntknow,howshouldIknow?Chandler:Some

7、timesIwishIwasalesbian.(Theyallstareathim.)DidIsaythatoutloud?Ross:Itoldmomanddadlastnight,theyseemedtotakeitprettywell.Monica:Ohreally,sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawomanatsobbing3:00A.M.,Illneverhavegrandchildren,Illneverhavegrandchildren.waswhat?Awrongnumber?Ross:Sorry.Joey:AlrightRoss,look.Y

8、ourefeelingalotofpainrightnow.Youreangry.Yourehurting.CanItellyouwhattheansweris?(Rossgestureshisconsent.)Joey:Stripjoint!Cmon,youresingle!Havesomehormones!Ross:Idontwanttobesingle,okay?Ijust.Ijust-Ijustwannabemarriedagain!(Rachelentersinawetweddingdressandstartstosearchtheroom.)Chandler:AndIjustwan

9、tamilliondollars!(Heextendshishandhopefully.)Monica:Rachel?!Rachel:OhGodMonicahi!ThankGod!Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouwerentthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare,youare!Waitress:CanIgetyousomecoffee?Monica:(pointingatRachel)De-caff.(toAll)Okay,everybody,thisisRachel,anotherLi

10、ncolnHighsurvivor.(toRachel)Thisiseverybody,thisisChandler,andPhoebe,andJoey,and-youremembermybrotherRoss?Rachel:Hi,sure!Ross:Hi.(TheygotohugbutRosssumbrellaopens.?Hesitsbackdowndefeatedagain.?AmomentofsilencefollowsasRachelsitsandtheothersexpecthertoexplain.)Monica:Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitin

11、gforfourwetbridesmaids?Rachel:OhGod.well,itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding.Iwasintheroomwherewewerekeepingallthepresents,andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat.ThisreallygorgeousLamaugegravyboat.Whenallofasudden-(tothewaitressthatbroughthercoffee)SweetnLo?-IrealizedthatIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatth

12、anbyBarry!AndthenIgotreallyfreakedout,andthatswhenithitme:howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.Yknow,Imean,Ialwaysknewlookedfamiliar,but.Anyway,Ijusthadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwonderingWhyamIdoingthis,andwhoamIdoingthisfor?.(toMonica)SoanywayIjustdidntknowwheretogo,andIknowthatyouandIhavekindadrift

13、edapart,butyouretheonlypersonIknewwholivedhereinthecity.Monica:Whowasntinvitedtothewedding.Rachel:Ooh,Iwaskindahopingthatwouldntbeanissue.Scene:MonicasApartment,everyoneisthereandwatchingaSpanishSoaponTVandaretryingtofigureoutwhatisgoingon.Monica:NowImguessingthatheboughtherthebigpipeorgan,andshesre

14、allynothappyaboutit.Chandler:(imitatingthecharacters)Tunaoreggsalad?Decide!Ross:(inadeepvoice)IllhavewhateverChristineishaving.Rachel:(onphone)Daddy,Ijust.Icantmarryhim!Imsorry.Ijustdontlovehim.Well,itmatterstome!(ThesceneonTVhaschangedtoshowtwowomen,oneisholdingherhair.)Phoebe:?IfIletgoofmyhair,myh

15、eadwillfalloff.Chandler:(reTV)Ooh,sheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.Joey:Isaypushherdownthestairs.Phoebe,Ross,Chandler,andJoey:?Pushherdownthestairs!Pushherdownthestairs!Pushherdownthestairs!(Sheispusheddownthestairsandeveryonecheers.)Rachel:CmonDaddy,listentome!Itslike,itslike,allofmylife,everyonehas

16、alwaystoldme,Youreashoe!Youreashoe,youreashoe,youreashoe!.AndtodayIjuststoppedandIsaid,WhatifIdontwannabeashoe?WhatifIwannabea-apurse,yknow?Ora-orahat!No,ImnotsayingIwantyoutobuymeahat,ImsayingIamaha-Itsametaphor,Daddy!Ross:Youcanseewherehedhavetrouble.Rachel:LookDaddy,itsmylife.WellmaybeIlljuststay

17、herewithMonica.Monica:Well,IguessweveestablishedwhosstayingherewithMonica.Rachel:Well,maybethatsmydecision.Well,maybeIdontneedyourmoney.Wait!Wait,Isaidmaybe!TimeLapse,Rachelisbreatingintoapaperbag.Monica:Justbreathe,breathe.thatsit.Justtrytothinkofnicecalmthings.Phoebe:(sings)Raindropsonrosesandrabb

18、itsandkittens,(RachelandMonicaturntolookather.)bluebellsandsleighbellsand-somethingwithmittens.Lalalala.somethingandnoodleswithstring.?Theseareafew.Rachel:Imallbetternow.Phoebe:(grinsandwalkstothekitchenandsaystoChandlerandJoey.)Ihelped!Monica:Okay,look,thisisprobablyforthebest,yknow?Independence.Ta

19、kingcontrolofyourlife.?Thewhole,hatthing.Joey:(comfortingher)Andhey,youneedanything,youcanalwayscometoJoey.MeandChandlerliveacrossthehall.Andhesawayalot.Monica:Joey,stophittingonher!Itsherweddingday!Joey:What,liketheresaruleorsomething?(ThedoorbuzzersoundsandChandlergetsit.)Chandler:Pleasedontdothat

20、again,itsahorriblesound.Paul:(overtheintercom)Its,uh,itsPaul.Monica:Buzzhimin!Joey:WhosPaul?Ross:PaultheWineGuy,Paul?Monica:Maybe.Joey:Wait.YournotarealdatetonightiswithPaultheWineGuy?Ross:Hefinallyaskedyouout?Monica:Yes!Chandler:Ooh,thisisaDearDiarymoment.Monica:Rach,wait,Icancancel.Rachel:Please,n

21、o,go,thatdbefine!Monica:(toRoss)Are,areyouokay?Imean,doyouwantmetostay?Ross:(chokedvoice)Thatdbegood.Monica:(horrified)Really?Ross:(normalvoice)No,goon!ItsPaultheWineGuy!Phoebe:Whatdoesthatmean?Doeshesellit,drinkit,orjustcomplainalot?(Chandlerdoesntknow.)(TheresaknockonthedooranditsPaul.)Monica:Hi,c

22、omein!Paul,thisis.(Theyarealllinedupnexttothedoor.).everybody,everybody,thisisPaul.All:Hey!Paul!Hi!TheWineGuy!Hey!Chandler:Imsorry,Ididntcatchyourname.Paul,wasit?Monica:Okay,umm-umm,Illjust-Illberightback,Ijustgottagoah,goah.Ross:Awandering?Monica:Change!?Okay,sitdown.(ShowsPaulin)Twoseconds.Phoebe:

23、Ooh,Ijustpulledoutfoureyelashes.Thatcantbegood.(Monicagoestochange.)Joey:?Hey,Paul!Paul:Yeah?Joey:Heresalittletip,shereallylikesitwhenyourubherneckinthesamespotoverandoverandoveragainuntilitstartstogetalittlered.Monica:(yellingfromthebedroom)Shutup,Joey!Ross:SoRachel,whatreyou,uh.whatreyouuptotonigh

24、t?Rachel:Well,IwaskindasupposedtobeheadedforArubaonmyhoneymoon,sonothing!Ross:Right,yourenotevengettingyourhoneymoon,God.No,no,although,Aruba,thistimeofyear.talkaboutyour-(thinks)-biglizards.Anyway,ifyoudontfeellikebeingalonetonight,JoeyandChandlerarecomingovertohelpmeputtogethermynewfurniture.Chand

25、ler:(deadpan)Yes,andwereveryexcitedaboutit.Rachel:Wellactuallythanks,butIthinkImjustgonnahangoutheretonight.?Itsbeenkindaalongday.Ross:Okay,sure.Joey:HeyPheebs,youwannahelp?Phoebe:Oh,IwishIcould,butIdontwantto.CommercialBreakScene:TheSubway,Phoebeissingingforchange.Phoebe:(singing)Loveissweetassumme

26、rshowers,loveisawondrousworkofart,butyourloveohyourlove,yourlove.islikeagiantpigeon.crappingonmyheart.?La-la-la-la-la-(someguygiveshersomechangeandtothatguy)Thankyou.(sings)La-la-la-la.ohhh!Scene:RosssApartment,theguysarethereassemblingfurniture.Ross:(squattingandreadingtheinstructions)Imsupposedtoa

27、ttachabracketythingtothesidethings,usingabunchoftheselittlewormguys.Ihavenobracketything,Iseenowhimguyswhatsoeverand-Icannotfeelmylegs.(JoeyandChandlerarefinishingassemblingthebookcase.)Joey:Imthinkingwevegotabookcasehere.Chandler:Itsabeautifulthing.Joey:(pickingupaleftoverpart)Whatsthis?Chandler:Iw

28、ouldhavetosaythatisanL-shapedbracket.Joey:Whichgoeswhere?Chandler:Ihavenoidea.(JoeychecksthatRossisnotlookinganddumpsitinaplant.)Joey:Donewiththebookcase!Chandler:Allfinished!Ross:(clutchingabeercanandsniffing)ThiswasCarolsfavoritebeer.Shealwaysdrankitoutofthecan,Ishouldhaveknown.Joey:Hey-hey-hey-he

29、y,ifyouregonnastartwiththatstuffwereouttahere.Chandler:Yes,pleasedontspoilallthisfun.Joey:Ross,letmeaskyouaquestion.Shegotthefurniture,thestereo,thegoodTV-whatdidyouget?Ross:Youguys.Chandler:Oh,God.Joey:Yougotscrewed.Chandler:OhmyGod!Scene:ARestaurant,MonicaandPaulareeating.Monica:OhmyGod!Paul:Iknow

30、,Iknow,Imsuchanidiot.IguessIshouldhavecaughtonwhenshestartedgoingtothedentistfourandfivetimesaweek.Imean,howcleancanteethget?Monica:Mybrothersgoingthroughthatrightnow,hessuchamess.Howdidyougetthroughit?Paul:Well,youmighttryaccidentallybreakingsomethingvaluableofhers,sayher-Monica:-leg?Paul:(laughing

31、)Thatsoneway!Me,I-Iwentforthewatch.Monica:Youactuallybrokeherwatch?Wow!?TheworstthingIeverdidwas,I-Ishreddedbyboyfriendsfavoritebathtowel.Paul:Ooh,steerclearofyou.Monica:Thatsright.Scene:MonicasApartment,Rachelistalkingonthephoneandpacing.Rachel:Barry,Imsorry.Iamsosorry.IknowyouprobablythinkthatthisisallaboutwhatIsaidtheotherdayaboutyoumakinglovewithyoursockson,butitisnt.itisnt,itsaboutme,andIju-(Shestopstalkinganddialsthephone.)Hi,machinecutmeoffagain.anyway.look