搞笑语录.docx

1、搞笑语录武林外传搞笑语录所属：生活杂谈 作者：webmaster 阅读：14776 次 评论：19 条 我要评论 +我要收藏 各回各家，各找各妈 Go back home, and find your mom. 老虎不发威，你当我是HELLO KITTY Tiger doesnt get angry, you think its HELLO KITTY 额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you I admire you, I respect you, I really adore you. 我看好你哟 I really think youre nice 饿错了,呃真滴错咧，饿从一开始就错

2、列当初饿就不该嫁过来,如果不嫁过来饿的夫君就不会死,饿的夫君不会死,饿 就不会沦落到这么一个伤心的地方 Im wrong, Im really wrong, Im wrong from the beginning. I shouldnt married here, if I didnt marry here my husband will never die. If my husband didnt die, Ill never in this heartrending place now. 姓嘛？叫嘛？打哪来？往哪去？家里几口人？人均几亩地？地里几头牛？说说说。 Whats you name

3、? Whats you first name? Where are you from? Where are you going? How many people are there in you house? How many units of cropland per person has? How many cattles in the cropland? Answer! Answer it! 额滴神啊！ Oh my god!(OMG) 亲娘哎！ Oh my mom! 排山倒海 Remove Mountains 葵花点穴手 Sunflower point points hand (注明：第

4、一个point是 点到、指到 的意思、第二个 points 是穴位的意思) 子曾经曰过 A sage said that. 或者是 Confucius said that. 放着我来 Wait! Ill do it! 嫂子 Elder brothers wife 帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷和他的三外甥女 Help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece 我祝你们白头偕老，断子绝孙 I bless you that live to old age in conjugal bliss and die without sons 世界如

5、此美妙 我却如此暴躁 这样不好，不好 The wrold is that sweetness, but Im this testiness, its not good, not good 放心！这事全包我身上了 Take it easy, Ill do all the things 确定一定以及肯定 I confirm, ensure and make certain that 否决否认以及否定 I deny, disaffirm and disavow that 嘘！嘘！嘘！低调！低调！都低调！ Sh! Sh! Shhh! Be low-pitched, be low-pitched. Al

6、l be low-pitched 我最后一次警告你啊 请使用人类的语言和我交谈 This is the last warning! Please speak humans language to me! 你杂这样子嘛!什么时候睡觉不好,非得晚上睡啊 Why did you do this? How come you must sleep in the night? 我上头有人 There have people above me 你无情无耻无理取闹 You are unkind, cheeky and out of all reason 我的神啊上帝啊以及老天爷啊 Oh my god, lor

7、d and providence! 我就象一只爬在玻璃上苍蝇，前途一片光明，就是找不到出路 Im like the fly which is climbing on the glass, the sunshine is in front of me, but i just cannot find out the outlet 一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母 There wont have two tigers inone place, unless theyre male and female加菲猫经典语录（超有哲理）所属：生活杂谈 作者：admin 阅读：50816 次 评论：50 条 我要

8、评论 +我要收藏 Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard & Visa.钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. Love the neighbor. But dont get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. Behind every successful man, there is

9、a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. Success is a relati

10、ve term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause child

11、ren. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.

12、“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. When twos company, threes the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多.身份证号码查询IP地址查询 手机所在地查询火星文在线转换，繁体/简体字转换EMS全球快递邮件号查询中国高等教育学历网上证书查询中国黄历查询，就是查每日吉凶.tw/万年历查询（包括纪念日，节假日查询）全国邮政业务资费（去邮局别让人蒙了啊）全国主要城市地图查询全国列车时刻查询世界主要城市同步时间查询