查莉成长日记字幕.docx

1、查莉成长日记字幕查莉成长日记字幕 篇一：查莉成长日记S01.02 Teddy: Hi, Charlie, Its Teddy here. So right now youre nine months old and everything is going great. Well, almost everything. Now what Im about to show you is kind of disturbing. So brace yourself. Mom: Mmm, these sandwiches will be yummy wummy. Dad: Yes, they will,

2、 yes, they will. Teddy: Mom and dad have been talking like that ever since you arrived and if its not over soon, Im gonna go crazy wazy. Gabe: PJ! PJ: What? Gabe: What are you listening to? PJ: I downloaded a podcast on the history of ballet. Gabe: You like that? PJ: More than baby talk. Mom: Would

3、you like some fishy wishies with your cookie wookie? Dad: Yes, I would, yes, I would. Teddy: Wait, guys, Charlie isnt even here. Mom: No, widdle baby take a nappy wappy upstairs. Teddy: So why are you guys still talking like that? Dad: I dont weawy know. Mom: I guess were just kinda fried. Dad: Well

4、, we work all day, take care of a baby all night. Work shift, baby shift. Ive barely got time to make doo-doo. Teddy: Well, when was the last time you guys had a night out? You know, like just the two of you- like a date? Dad: Teddy made a funny. Mom: A funny wunny. Teddy: Seriously! You know what?

5、Its Saturday night. You two, you go out, have fun, and do something besides work, take care of the baby and make doo-doo. Mom: Well, its nice to dream, but whos gonna take of Charlie Teddy: Hello! Youve got three great babysitters right here. PJ: Im glad I didnt hear that. Mom: I dont know, Teddy. I

6、ts a really nice thought, but were really not ready to go out without Charlie just yet Gabe: You guys want to see a magic trick? Mom: Sure! Dad: Okay. Gabe: Prepare to be amazed. Mom: I could use a night out. Teddy: All right, you guys have fun. Stay out as late as you want. But not too much fun- We

7、 have enough kids already. Dad: Im serious. Mom: Okay, everyone, be good, have fun, love you. PJ/Gabe: Yeah yeah. Mom: All right. Dad: Hey, Teddy, thanks for doing this. Its gonna be nice for your mom and I to have some special time together. Mom: Bob, move your butt! Dad: Im coming! Teddy: All righ

8、t, so we divide it up evenly, we each get to spend an hour with Charlie. Who wants to go first? Gabe: I think you should go first. PJ: And second and third, since this was your idea. Teddy: Hey, Im not doing this all by myself. You guys have to help out. PJ: Fine. Ill go fourth. Teddy: There is no f

9、ourth. PJ: I meant I shall go forth to the park to shoot some hoop. Teddy: You want to go to the park so badly, then why dont you just take Charlie? PJ: Whats a baby supposed to do at the park? Teddy: Babies love parks. You can show her the duck pond, the blue sky, clouds. PJ: Were just gonna look a

10、t stuff? Thats what TV is for. PJ: Yeah heh hah, all right! This is great. Whee! Yes, whoo! What are you looking at? I was here first. Hey, you can ride that duck. I couldnt ride the duck. Id look silly on the duck. Fine. Hey there, Charlie. Are we having fun yet? All right. M: Man, you seen a kids

11、birthday party around here anywhere? Im the entertainment. PJ: I saw a bounce house of the other end of the park. M: A bouncy house, eh? Great. Another trip to the E.R. PJ: Who are you supposed to be anyway? Plastic man, rubber man? M: No, those are all registered trademarks. Im Captain Stretchy. Th

12、ere used to be a CS here, but it came off in the wash. PJ: So whats your super power? M: Super elasticity. Hey, look, theres a quarter. Ah, forget it. Not like its a dollar, right? PJ: Hi. Emma: Hi. PJ: Oh, yeah, I like your taste in strollers. Emma: Thanks, you too. That babys so cute. PJ: You too.

13、 Oh, I mean yours too. Emma: Im Emma. PJ: Im PJ. Whos this little guy? Emma: My brother. Were just out for our stroll. We do this every day. PJ: Us too. Like I always say, babies love parks. Would you like to sit for a bit? Emma: Sure. So I saw you talking to Captain Stretchy earlier. PJ: Oh, yeah,

14、he was lost. Not much of a superhero, right? Emma: Oh, hes the worst. We hired him for my brothers birthday party and he sat on the cake. PJ: That sounds awful. Emma: Oh, it gets worse. The candles was lit, so he sat in the punch PJ: Thats so weird. I mean he looks like such a quality entertainer. E

15、mma: You know, PJ, Im really impressed that you take your baby sister to the park. My brothers would never do anything like that. PJ: I hope not. She is my sister. Gabe: Now watch closely. In this hand I have a quarter and in the other, an ordinary egg. Now I put them in this hat, spin them around a

16、 little and presto. Teddy: Just out of curiosity, what was supposed to happen? PJ: I love this baby. Anytime she wants to go to the park, sign me up. Teddy: What happened to you? PJ: Lets just say Charlie made a friend, PJ made a friend. Teddy: Oh- and did either you or your friend bother to change

17、a dipper? PJ: Theres no time for that. I was too busy talking to Emma. Gabe: Whos Emma? PJ: A vision, an angel, the girl whos moved into my heart. Gabe: Did you tell her about the vacancy in your brain? Teddy: PJ? PJ: What? Teddy: You brought home the wrong baby. PJ: What? I did not. Teddy: Take a l

18、ook! Wrong parts. Gabe: Theres nothing wrong with those parts. Teddy: How could you bring home the wrong baby? PJ: Im sorry. I got a little distracted. Emma is really cute. Teddy: Yeah, well, so was our sister. Come on, lets go to the park and find her. PJ: Relax! I got her number. Teddy: Then what

19、are you waiting for? call her. PJ: Wait a second. Is it too soon? If I call now, shell think Im desperate. Teddy: Oh, you are desperate. PJ: Good point. Hello, is Emma there? This is a Chinese restaurant? Sure, Ill hear the specials. Teddy: She gave you the wrong number. Gabe: Who couldnt see that o

20、ne coming? PJ: But I gave her gum and helped her change a poopy diaper. It was so romantic. Teddy: Well, what do we do now? Oh no! Hi mom, what up? Yeah, everythings going great. Why wouldnt it be? Were just having a grand old time here withBaby. Yeah, sure you can talk to him. her her! Talk to momm

21、y. What do you mean that didt sound like Charlie? What, do you just think Im making baby noises into the phone? Mom, thats crazy. All right, bye. Say bye, Charlie. PJ: Not that Im in the position to criticize, but I was getting more monkey. Teddy: Come on, lets go to the park. Gabe: And meet the gir

22、l who blew off PJ? Im there. PJ: I dont see her. Teddy: PJ, what did she look like? PJ: She was hot, but what does it matter? Gabe: Maybe we should call someone. Who do you call when you search a baby. PJ: Captain Stretchy! Teddy: What is that? PJ: Youre still here? M: Every Saturday and Sunday all

23、day long. Stay in school, kids. PJ: Just the guy we needed to see. I think you can help us. M: Hey, kid, Im just an entertainer. I cant get mommy and daddy back together. PJ: No, you dont understand. I was talking to a girl here earlier, and she said that you worked a party for her brother. M: So? I

24、 work lots of parties. PJ: Where was the party where you fell on cake? M: You got three hours? Teddy: This is really important. We need to find her. M: Interesting situation. You kids need info, and I need a mirdle. C Teddy: What is a mirdle? M: Thats a man girdle. And they aint cheap. Teddy: Yeah,

25、neither is dry cleaning, apparently. PJ: Her names Emma. Did she come back to the park? M: Well, maybe she did and maybe she didnt. PJ: Stop rubbing your fingers together and answer my question. Gabe: He wants a bribe. PJ: I cant believe it. Here. M: Here is what I konw: Her name is Emma. PJ: I just

26、 told you that. M: I didnt say the information was fresh. Yeah, I know the girl. She comes from a big family- seven, eight kids.For them Ive been.Astronaut Pete, cowboy Bob. Gabe: Magic Marv? M: Yeah! Youre familiar with my work. Gabe: Yeah, and it stinks. Im just starting off and Im a better magici

27、an than you are. M: Oh yeah? You think this is easy, huh? Here. Turn that into a schnauzer. You cant do it, huh? Maybe its because you dont have the chops! Teddy: Well, Stretchy, do you know where she lives? M: Yeah, around here somewhere. Id know it if I saw it. - Great! Teddy: Now you help us toni

28、ght and well get you into that mirdle tomorrow. Oh, and you understand were not actually gonna put you into it? That you have to do by yourself. M: Yeah, I get it. Teddy: All right, come on, guys, we have to go find her. M: Uh, hey- Captain Stretchy, away! PJ: Trucks this way. C M: Oh, okay. Dad: Or

29、der whatever you want, honey. I get a discount here. This place is one of my best customers. Mom: Not what you want to hear from an exterminator. Oh, look at that. Dad: Oh, fajitas. Mom: Not that, the baby. A little baby in a stroller just like ours. Dad: Yeah, okay, honey, this is supposed to be a

30、night away from the baby. So lets come back. Mom: Okay okay, Im back. Im back. Just gotta run to the ladies room. Dad: Oh oh, hey, listen, while youre in there, could you check the traps? Mom: Hola. Adios. Bob, will you go over and look at that baby? I think its Charlie. Dad: What?! Mom: You heard m

31、e, that is Charlie! Dad: Sweetheart, would you sit down, please? Mom: I will not sit down. A mother knows her own baby and that is my baby. Dad: Honey, seriously, what do you think happened here? In the last hour somebody went over to our house, borrowed our baby then brought her out for chips and guac? Mom: I dont know, its a big family. Maybe thats how they get their babies. Dad: Sweetheart, I think youre just missing Charlie, and youre having a little separation anxiety. Mom: Oh, okay. Youre right. Crazy wazy. I mean, that isnt possible, right? Dad: Exactly. Mom: I