三打白骨精英语话剧搞笑剧本附中文图片.ppt

1、Three Times Beating MonsterThree Times Beating Monster 一一 一一 八八 班班T:T:唐僧唐僧(A)(A)S:S:孙悟空孙悟空 (B)(B)E:E:猪八戒猪八戒(C)(C)J:J:沙僧沙僧(D)(D)B:B:白骨精白骨精(E)(E)B1:BB1:B变成村姑变成村姑 B2:BB2:B变成太婆变成太婆B3:BB3:B变化成老头变化成老头T:Emitofo,do you know where we are now?阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？S:Bajie,map!八戒，地图！八戒，地图！S:Look,boss 师傅，请看

2、。师傅，请看。T:Bajie!How Many times I have told you,dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls!八戒，我跟你讲了多少次了，不要带这种美女的图八戒，我跟你讲了多少次了，不要带这种美女的图片！片！E:Oh,boss!Forgive me。哦，师傅！原谅我吧。哦，师傅！原谅我吧。T:Ill keep it for you until we reach the west 为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。E:But 但是但是T:Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust i

3、s nothing!Map?阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？E:Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!My stomach doesnt allow So.给，嗯给，嗯我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。S:Fat Pig!肥猪肥猪!E:Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will,I w

4、ill.死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说S:You will what?再说你怎么样？再说你怎么样？E:I will help you catch fleas.我帮你抓虱子。我帮你抓虱子。S:Hm!哼！哼！T:Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?悟空，我也有点饿了，你能去化些斋饭来吃吗？悟空，我也有点饿了，你能去化些斋饭来吃吗？E:You see,boss is hungry,too!你看，师傅不也饿了吗！你看，师傅不也饿了吗！T:Baijie!Dont forget w

5、ho ate my last meal!八戒！不要忘了是谁吃了我的干粮！八戒！不要忘了是谁吃了我的干粮！J:But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away.但是，师傅，假如妖怪趁猴哥不在来了呢但是，师傅，假如妖怪趁猴哥不在来了呢T:EmIt is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?嗯嗯这是个问题。悟空，你有什么办法没？这是个问题。悟空，你有什么办法没？S:No problem!S:No problem!没问题！没问题！J:This is.?J:This is.?S:Electric ne

6、t!I made this.No monster can S:Electric net!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!approach you if you stay in it!伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！T:T:EmEmokok，we will stay in it!we will stay in it!嗯嗯好的，我们会呆在里面的！好的，我们会呆在里面的！S:Bye!S:Bye!俺老孙去也。俺老孙去也。T:Lets play cards!T:Lets p

7、lay cards!我们斗地主吧！我们斗地主吧！B:B:Hm!Hm!ElectricHm!Hm!Electric net?Younet?You are too childish.are too childish.哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。B1:Can I join you?B1:Can I join you?我也可以玩吗？我也可以玩吗？J:Im sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。不好意思，姑娘。我

8、们在斗地主，三个人够了。B1:Oh,Chance!Bomb!噢，机会来了！炸弹！噢，机会来了！炸弹！T:Bomb?B1:Double King!王炸！王炸！T:Oh.I win!Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!喔喔我赢了！嗯我赢了！嗯，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！S:Oh,monster!啊，妖怪！啊，妖怪！B1:Ah 惨叫声惨叫声T:Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的师傅悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的师傅!S:She is

9、a monster!她是妖怪！她是妖怪！T:Nonsense!深呼吸深呼吸S:Oh,please dont 噢，师傅，别噢，师傅，别T:Its too late!太晚了！太晚了！S:Please,Please,oh,noT:Wukong,Im disappointed with you!悟空，为师早就跟你讲了不要乱杀生！悟空，为师早就跟你讲了不要乱杀生！B:Hm!Sun Wukong,Ill teach you a lesson!哼哼!孙悟空，让我教训一下你！孙悟空，让我教训一下你！B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?请问，你们见过我女儿没？请问，你们见过我女

10、儿没？T:Daughter?.No,sorry!S:You monster,Ill beat you into hell!好你个妖怪，我打死你！好你个妖怪，我打死你！E&J:Are you Ok,boss?师傅，你还好吧？师傅，你还好吧？J:Look,how many?看，这是几？看，这是几？T:Two.B3:Sun Wukong,game over!孙悟空，游戏结束了！孙悟空，游戏结束了！B3:Oh.,my daughter,my wife!Who did it?!噢噢女儿，老婆子！谁干的？！女儿，老婆子！谁干的？！S:Ill kill you,monster!妖怪，我要打死你！妖怪，我要打

11、死你！T:You,you.You have killed three lives!你，你你，你你已经伤了三条人命了！你已经伤了三条人命了！S:No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!不，他们不是人！都是妖怪变的！不，他们不是人！都是妖怪变的！T:Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再让我看见你！妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再让我看见你！J:boss,brother Monkey is.师傅，猴哥这是师傅，猴哥这是T:Do

12、nt mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！不要再提他了！B:Ha,ha,ha!T:You are.你是你是B:How foolish you are,Mr Tang!唐僧，你好愚蠢！唐僧，你好愚蠢！B:Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha.我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈S:A thousand years later.T:Wukong?悟空悟空 E:Oh,Brother Monkey!哇塞，猴哥哇塞，猴哥J:Our hero is back!我们的英雄回来了！我们的英雄回来了！T:I,I cant understan

13、d.What happened?发生什么事了？发生什么事了？S:Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗你变化成三个模样！你变化成三个模样！T:How,how did you find out?你怎么发现的？你怎么发现的？S:.Monkeys intuition 猴子的直觉。猴子的直觉。T:Wukong，I admit my mistake this time，Im sorry 悟空，这次是为师错怪了你，对不起！悟空，这次是为师错怪了你，对不起！S:What?什么什么T:Im sorry.对不起对不起S:Em?Louder,please?嗯？麻烦您大声点行吗？嗯？麻烦您大声点行吗？T:I.am.sorry.对.不.起 c a s tc a s t 唐唐 僧（僧（T T）帅超珍帅超珍 孙悟空孙悟空(S)(S)王益俊王益俊 猪八戒（猪八戒（E E）胡睿胡睿 沙沙 僧（僧（J J）莫杰莫杰 白骨精（白骨精（B B）李佳琳李佳琳Thanks for watching!The endThe end