三打白骨精英语话剧搞笑剧本附中文.ppt

1、Three Times Beating Monster.三打白骨精T:T:唐僧唐僧(A)(A)S:S:孙悟空孙悟空 (B)(B)E:E:猪八戒猪八戒(C)(C)J:J:沙僧沙僧(D)(D)B:B:白骨精白骨精(E)(E)B1:BB1:B变成村姑变成村姑 B2:BB2:B变成太婆变成太婆 B3:BB3:B变化成老头变化成老头vT:T:Emitofo,doEmitofo,do you know where we are now?you know where we are now?v 阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？vS:S:Bajie,mapBajie,map!v 八戒，地图！

2、八戒，地图！vE:(E:(摸出，递给摸出，递给S)S)vS:S:Look,bossLook,boss(凑近凑近T)T)（T T、S S一齐转向一齐转向E E）v 师傅，请看。师傅，请看。vT:T:Bajie!HowBajie!How Many times I have told you,dont Many times I have told you,dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls!bring these pictures of beautiful girls!v 八戒，我跟你讲了多少次了，不要带这种美女的图片！八戒，我跟你讲了多少次了，

3、不要带这种美女的图片！vE:Oh,E:Oh,boss!Forgiveboss!Forgive me me。(伸手拿回伸手拿回)v 哦，师傅！原谅我吧。哦，师傅！原谅我吧。vT:(T:(缩手缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the)Ill keep it for you until we reach the westwestv 为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。vE:ButE:Butv但是但是vT:T:Emitofo,nothingEmitofo,nothing is is lust,lustlust,lust is not

4、hing!Map?is nothing!Map?v 阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？vE:(E:(递递)Here.EmHere.Em we have arrived in White Tiger we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!AhMountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(I cant walk on any more!(坐坐)My stomach)My stomach doesnt allow So.doesnt allow So.v 给，嗯给，嗯我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，

5、我走不动了！我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。再说，我这肚子也饿了。vS:Fat Pig!S:Fat Pig!v 肥猪肥猪!vE:E:Monkey,ifMonkey,if you dare to say these two words once you dare to say these two words once again,Iagain,I will,I will.will,I will.v 死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说vS:You will what(S:You will what(凶相凶相)?)?v 再说你怎么样？再说你怎么样？v

6、E:I will help you catch fleas(E:I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤跳蚤).).v 我帮你抓虱子。我帮你抓虱子。vS:S:HmHm!v 哼！哼！vT:T:（轻咳）（轻咳）Wukong,factually,IWukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?you go to get me some food?v 悟空，我也有点饿了，你能去化些斋饭来吃吗？悟空，我也有点饿了，你能去化些斋饭来吃吗？vE:You s

7、ee,boss is E:You see,boss is hungry,toohungry,too!v 你看，师傅不也饿了吗！你看，师傅不也饿了吗！vT:T:Baijie!DontBaijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal!forget who ate my last meal!v 八戒！不要忘了是谁吃了我的干粮！八戒！不要忘了是谁吃了我的干粮！vJ:But J:But boss,ifboss,if a monster comes while brother monkey a monster comes while brother monkey is awa

8、y.is away.v 但是，师傅，假如妖怪趁猴哥不在来了呢但是，师傅，假如妖怪趁猴哥不在来了呢vT:T:EmEmIt is a It is a problem.Wukong,doproblem.Wukong,do you have any idea?you have any idea?v 嗯嗯这是个问题。悟空，你有什么办法没？这是个问题。悟空，你有什么办法没？vS:No problem!(S:No problem!(安装安装)（B B已躲在一旁偷看）已躲在一旁偷看）v 没问题！没问题！（白骨精躲在一旁偷看）（白骨精躲在一旁偷看）vJ:This is.?J:This is.?vS:Electr

9、ic net!I made this.No monster can S:Electric net!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!approach you if you stay in it!v 伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！v T:T:EmEmokok，we will stay in it!we will stay in it!v 嗯嗯好的，我们会呆在里面的！好的，我们会呆在里面的！vS:Bye!(S:Bye!(飞走飞走)v 俺老孙去也。俺老孙去也。vT:Le

10、ts play cards!(T:Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌三人开始打牌)音乐音乐斗地主斗地主v 我们斗地主吧！我们斗地主吧！vB:B:Hm!Hm!ElectricHm!Hm!Electric net?Younet?You are too childish.(are too childish.(变成变成B1)B1)v 哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。vB1:(B1:(接近三人，望着接近三人，望着)Can I join you?)Can I join you?v 我也可以玩吗？我也可以玩吗？vJ:Im J:Im sorry,ladysorry,lady

11、.We are playing Fighting Against.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.landowner and three people are enough.v 不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。vB1:(B1:(在一旁观看在一旁观看)Oh,ChanceOh,Chance!Bomb!Bomb!v 噢，机会来了！炸弹！噢，机会来了！炸弹！vT:Bomb?(T:Bomb?(打出打出)vB1:Double King!B1:Dou

12、ble King!v 王炸！王炸！vT:Oh.I win!T:Oh.I win!EmEm,Lady,youLady,you are a boss-hand.Come are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!in and teach me!v 喔喔我赢了！嗯我赢了！嗯，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！vS:(S:(回来，看见回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打上前就打)v 啊，妖怪！啊，妖怪！vB1:B1:（倒（倒)Ah )Ah 惨叫声惨叫声vT:(T:(气愤气愤)WukongWukong!Lo

13、ok what have done!She is my!Look what have done!She is my teacher!teacher!v 悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的师傅悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的师傅!vS:She is a monster!S:She is a monster!v 她是妖怪！她是妖怪！vT:Nonsense!(T:Nonsense!(深呼吸深呼吸)vS:S:Oh,pleaseOh,please dont dontv 噢，师傅，别噢，师傅，别vT:ItsT:Its too late!(too late!(唱唱)Once moreyou open the)Once mor

14、eyou open the door(door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)v 太晚了！太晚了！Once more(Once more(紧箍咒紧箍咒)vS:S:Please,Please,oh,noPlease,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头痛苦抱头)vT:(T:(呛住，咳呛住，咳)Wukong,ImWukong,Im disappointed with you!disappointed with you!v 悟空，为师早就跟你讲了！（不要乱杀生）悟空，为师早就跟你讲了！（不要乱杀生）vB:(B:(真身出现真身出现)Hm!SunHm!Sun WukongWukong,

15、Ill teach you a,Ill teach you a lesson!(lesson!(变成太婆变成太婆)v 哼哼!孙悟空，让我教训一下你！孙悟空，让我教训一下你！vB2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?v （长老）请问，你们见过我女儿没？（长老）请问，你们见过我女儿没？vT:Daughter?.(T:Daughter?.(连忙挡住尸体连忙挡住尸体)No,sorryNo,sorry!vS:S:（咬牙切齿）（咬牙切齿）You monster,Ill beat you into You m

16、onster,Ill beat you into hell!hell!v 好你个妖怪，我打死你！好你个妖怪，我打死你！vE&J:Are you Ok,boss?(E&J:Are you Ok,boss?(扶扶T)T)v 师傅，你还好吧？师傅，你还好吧？vJ:Look,(J:Look,(伸食指伸食指)how many?)how many?v 看，这是几？看，这是几？vT:TwoT:Two.(.(晕乎乎地晕乎乎地)vB3:Sun B3:Sun WukongWukong,game over!(,game over!(变成变成B3)B3)v 孙悟空，游戏结束了！孙悟空，游戏结束了！vB3:(B3:(看到看到B1,B2B1,B2尸体尸体)Oh.,my daughter,my wife!Who)Oh.,my daughter,my wife!Who did it?!(did it?!(哭喊哭喊)v 噢噢女儿，老婆子！谁干的？！女儿，老婆子！谁干的？！vS:Ill kill you,monster!(S:Ill kill you,monster!(打打)v 妖怪，我要打死你！妖怪，我要打死你！vT: