绝望主妇第一季第十二集台词 Every Day A Little Deathen.docx

1、绝望主妇第一季第十二集台词 Every Day A Little Deathen100:00:00,020 - 00:00:01,600Previously on desperate housewives.Were making a mistake. These are nice people.200:00:01,600 - 00:00:03,400My money says one of them isnt.300:00:03,400 - 00:00:05,400How creepy is Mrs. Hubers sister?400:00:05,400 - 00:00:06,700Prom

2、ises were made.500:00:06,700 - 00:00:09,600Im going to find out exactly what happened to her.600:00:09,600 - 00:00:11,000Marriages came undone.700:00:11,000 - 00:00:12,700Gabrielle and I are about to start a family.800:00:12,700 - 00:00:14,700Well, were not negotiating my uterus.900:00:14,700 - 00:0

3、0:16,800George, would you go out to dinner with me?1000:00:16,800 - 00:00:18,100You mean like a date?1100:00:18,100 - 00:00:18,900A date?1200:00:18,900 - 00:00:20,003And the truth.1300:00:20,003 - 00:00:21,600You burned your rivals house down.1400:00:21,600 - 00:00:22,600Was denied.1500:00:22,600 -

4、00:00:26,900I absolutely did not do that thing you accused me of.1600:00:28,600 - 00:00:35,400Martha Huber waited her whole life for something to happen to her, something exciting.1700:00:35,700 - 00:00:40,300As a child, she hoped to be kidnapped by a band of pirates.1800:00:41,000 - 00:00:46,900As

5、a teenager, she dreamt of being discovered by a hollywood talent scout.1900:00:47,000 - 00:00:53,700 As a young woman, she fantasized a handsome millionaire would sweep her off her feet.2000:00:54,300 - 00:01:01,500But the years had flown by, and still nothing exciting had ever happened to Martha Hu

6、ber.2100:01:03,600 - 00:01:07,000Until the night she was murdered.2200:01:07,000 - 00:01:08,800Hello, Mrs. Huber.2300:01:08,800 - 00:01:09,600Paul.2400:01:09,600 - 00:01:10,500Let me give you a hand.2500:01:10,500 - 00:01:11,600Thats really not necessary.2600:01:11,600 - 00:01:13,200I insist.2700:01

7、:13,200 - 00:01:19,100In those last moments, it occurred to her in addition to being boring,2800:01:19,100 - 00:01:23,100Life could also be very cruel.2900:01:23,400 - 00:01:29,200Luckily for Mrs. Huber, death was far more merciful.3000:01:31,900 - 00:01:33,900What do you think?3100:01:34,600 - 00:0

8、1:37,500Thats our missing woman, all right.3200:01:38,200 - 00:01:42,600Oh, jeez. Didnt take the media long to get wind of this.3300:01:42,600 - 00:01:46,800Make sure no one contaminates my crime scene.3400:01:55,000 - 00:01:57,200Hey, little lady.3500:01:57,400 - 00:01:59,900A lot of people are loo

9、king for you, you know that?3600:01:59,900 - 00:02:04,200Your face is going to be on the front page of every paper in this state.3700:02:04,200 - 00:02:05,900Hows that for exciting?3800:02:05,900 - 00:02:10,100Officer Jackson couldnt be sure,but for a brief moment,3900:02:10,100 - 00:02:14,400he tho

10、ught he saw the corpse of Martha Huber.4000:02:14,400 - 00:02:17,100smile.4100:02:53,800 - 00:02:58,000Episode 12 : Every Day a Little Death4200:03:04,200 - 00:03:08,200Death had come once again to Wisteria Lane.4300:03:08,200 - 00:03:11,100Im afraid I have some bad news for you.4400:03:11,100 - 00:

11、03:14,300We found your sisters body.4500:03:18,000 - 00:03:22,200Word of the tragedy would soon spread throughout the neighborhood,4600:03:22,200 - 00:03:30,500but for now, people went about their lives as they always did - blissfully unaware.4700:03:31,900 - 00:03:33,700Hello. Anybody home?4800:03:

12、33,700 - 00:03:35,100In the kitchen.4900:03:35,100 - 00:03:36,200Good news.5000:03:36,200 - 00:03:40,500I finished my book, so I thought to celebrate, you could take me out to lunch.5100:03:40,500 - 00:03:41,500Hey, Susan.5200:03:41,500 - 00:03:42,600Uh, can we do a rain check?5300:03:42,600 - 00:03

13、:45,300Edie and I are just looking over the plans to rebuild her house.5400:03:45,300 - 00:03:48,100My insurance companys finally cutting my check next week,5500:03:48,100 - 00:03:50,500and theres only one plumber I want.5600:03:50,500 - 00:03:53,000So dont expect to see this guy for a few months.57

14、00:03:53,000 - 00:03:55,300Im going to be riding him hard.5800:03:55,300 - 00:03:59,700Well, if anybody can go the distance, he can. I should know.5900:04:00,500 - 00:04:02,300See ya.6000:04:08,600 - 00:04:11,100Uh, Mike?6100:04:11,900 - 00:04:12,800Mike?6200:04:12,800 - 00:04:15,300Were on the cloc

15、k.6300:04:22,100 - 00:04:25,100Hey, Felicia. Whats up?6400:04:30,300 - 00:04:32,600Edie?6500:04:32,600 - 00:04:35,600They found Martha.6600:04:36,000 - 00:04:39,100Here. Blow. Good. All right.6700:04:39,100 - 00:04:42,400Come on. This is going to be fun. Follow me.6800:04:52,300 - 00:04:53,300Excuse

16、 me.6900:04:53,300 - 00:04:54,400Yeah?7000:04:54,400 - 00:04:56,200You cant do that.7100:04:56,200 - 00:04:58,900Im here for the 10:00 A.M.Yoga meditation class.7200:04:58,900 - 00:05:01,600Unfortunately, the day care centers full.7300:05:02,400 - 00:05:05,700Yeah, I noticed that, but every time I c

17、ome here, its full.7400:05:05,700 - 00:05:09,100Its a popular class.And the other moms come early.7500:05:09,100 - 00:05:12,800Look, all I can tell you is plan ahead next time.7600:05:14,900 - 00:05:17,300Uh, Lauren, Im a mother of four.7700:05:17,300 - 00:05:19,000Today I had to get up at 5:00,7800

18、:05:19,000 - 00:05:22,200make lunches, make breakfast, drop the twins off at school,7900:05:22,200 - 00:05:25,500and get across town lugging a baby and a sick child.8000:05:25,500 - 00:05:29,000Telling me to plan ahead is like telling me to sprout wings,8100:05:29,000 - 00:05:33,200and its things li

19、ke being told to plan ahead that make me so crazy8200:05:33,200 - 00:05:35,400that yoga is the only thing that relaxes me,8300:05:35,400 - 00:05:41,600except I show up here, and I cant get in, and you tell me to plan ahead.8400:05:41,600 - 00:05:43,900Its a vicious cycle.8500:05:43,900 - 00:05:45,30

20、0See how that works?8600:05:45,300 - 00:05:46,600I get it.8700:05:46,600 - 00:05:49,800But if I broke the rules for you,Id have to break them for the other moms, too,8800:05:49,800 - 00:05:52,500and then the moms who actually followed the rules would get all pissed at me,8900:05:52,500 - 00:05:53,70

21、0and then Id have to get pissy right back,9000:05:53,700 - 00:05:57,200and before you know it, I dont have time to read my magazine.9100:05:57,200 - 00:06:00,000See how that works?9200:06:00,700 - 00:06:04,700I hope someday, you have lots of children.9300:06:07,300 - 00:06:08,500Hello?9400:06:08,500

22、 - 00:06:12,600Oh, hey, Susan. Listen, I cant talk.Im in the middle of something here that -9500:06:14,000 - 00:06:16,100what?9600:06:24,900 - 00:06:26,300I had a wonderful time today.9700:06:26,300 - 00:06:29,500Thank you. I did, too.9800:06:35,100 - 00:06:37,470Sorry I cant invite you in for coffe

23、e or.9900:06:37,470 - 00:06:41,000No, I get it. Rex still lives in the house.It would be awkward.10000:06:41,000 - 00:06:45,100Yeah, and I would rather cut off my hand than hurt his feelings.10100:06:47,200 - 00:06:52,500Itll, um. itll be a lot easier once he gets well enough to move out.10200:06:52

24、,500 - 00:06:55,600So do you want to have lunch tomorrow?10300:06:57,600 - 00:07:00,900Id love to.10400:07:01,500 - 00:07:03,400Okay. Wow.10500:07:03,400 - 00:07:05,400Pick me up at 1:00, and well do something fun.10600:07:05,400 - 00:07:06,200Ill see you then.10700:07:06,200 - 00:07:07,200Okay. Oh,

25、 packages.10800:07:07,200 - 00:07:09,000O h.10900:07:09,000 - 00:07:11,300Thank you.11000:07:17,200 - 00:07:19,200Hello.11100:07:19,500 - 00:07:22,500Oh, hi, Lynette.11200:07:23,600 - 00:07:25,600What?11300:07:29,900 - 00:07:31,100Sir, watch your head.11400:07:31,100 - 00:07:32,800Hi, honey.11500:07

26、:32,800 - 00:07:35,200Welcome home.11600:07:40,200 - 00:07:41,900Thanks, guys.11700:07:42,100 - 00:07:44,100Take it easy.11800:07:49,800 - 00:07:51,700Come on, honey.Lets celebrate.11900:07:51,700 - 00:07:54,400Sorry its the cheap stuff.I had to economize.12000:07:54,400 - 00:07:57,900But now that y

27、oure back, we can restock the wine cellar.12100:07:58,300 - 00:07:59,700Lets toast.12200:07:59,700 - 00:08:01,700Its very good to be back.12300:08:01,700 - 00:08:03,600Whats that?12400:08:05,100 - 00:08:10,400It transmits to this - my electronic monitoring device.12500:08:10,400 - 00:08:11,800Didnt the lawyer tell you?12600:08:11,800 - 00:08:12,800Tell me what?12700:08:12,800 - 00:08:15,900Im on house arrest.Its a condition of my bail.12800:08:15,900 - 00:08:19,700Uh, No. No, he neglected to tell me that.12900:08:19,700 - 00:08:23,800Yeah, if I move more than 100 feet from that