冰河世纪剧本修订版.docx

1、冰河世纪剧本修订版 集团标准化小组：VVOPPT-JOPP28-JPPTL98-LOPPNN冰河世纪剧本Why not call itthe Big Chill or the Nippy era?Im just saying,how do we know its an ice age?Because of all the ice.Well, things just got a little chillier.Help. Help.Come on, kids, lets go. The traffics moving.But, but, but, Dad.No buts. You can pla

2、y extinction later.OK. Come on, guys.So, wheres Eddie?He said he was on the vergeof an evolutionary breakthrough.Really?Im flying.Some breakthrough.- Look out.- Youre going the wrong way.Crazy mammoth.Do the world a favor.Move your issues off the road.If my trunk was that small,I wouldnt draw attent

3、ion to myself, pal.Give me a break.Weve been waddling all day.Go ahead. Follow the crowd.Itll be quieter when youre gone.Come on. If he wants tofreeze to death, let him.Im up. Im up.Rise and shine, everybody.Huh Zak MarshallBertie Uncle FungusWhere is everybody Come on, guys,were gonna miss the migr

4、ation.They left without me.They do this every year.Why Doesnt anyone love meIsnt there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?All right, Ill just go by myself.Sick.Wide body, curb it next time.Oh, jeez. Yuck.I cant believe it. Fresh wild greens.Frank, where did you ever.- Go ahead. Dig in.- A dandelio

5、n.- I thought the frost wiped em all out.- All but one.It makes me so. I wanna. Yuck.This has definitely not been my day.You know what Im saying, buddy?What a mess. You rhinos have tiny brains. Did you know that?Its just a fact. No offense. You probably didnt even know what Im talking about.A dandel

6、ion. Must bethe last one of the season.- Carl.- Easy, Frank.He ruined our salad.My mistake. That was my mistake. Let me.No, no, seriously, let me take care of this. What is this?Pine cones. Oh, my goodness.Theyre my favorite.Delicious. Thats good eating.But dont let me hog them all up.Here, you have

7、 some.Tasty, isnt it BON APPITITE(法语).Now?- Just pretend that Im not here.- I wanted to hit him at full speed.- Thats OK. Well have some fun with him.- Dont let them impale me. I wanna live.- Get off me.- Come on, youre making a scene.Well just take our furry pinata and go.If its not them today,its

8、someone else tomorrow.Well, Id rather it not be today. OK?Well break your neck so you dont feel a thing.Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians.- An excellent point.- Shut up.Who says were gonna eat him after we kill him?I dont like animals that kill for pleasure.- Save it for a mammal that

9、 cares.- Im a mammal that cares.OK, if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of ya, you get the sloth.Thats right, you losers.You take one step and youre dead.- You were bluffing, huh- Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff.Get him.A dandelion?We did it.- You have beautiful eyes.- Get off my fac

10、e.Whoa, we make a great team.What do you say we head south together?Great. Jump on my backand relax the whole way.- Wow, really- No.Wait, arent you going south?The change of seasons, migration instincts.- Any of this a-ringing a bell- I guess not. Bye.OK, then. Thanks for the help.I can take it from

11、 here.You overgrown weasel.Wait till we get down there.That south thing is way overrated.The heat, the crowds - who needs it?Isnt this great You and me,two bachelors knocking about in the wild.No, you just want a bodyguard so you dont become somebodys side dish.Youre a very shrewd mammal.OK, lead th

12、e way, Mr Big.Didnt get the name.- Manfred.- Manfred Yuck.How about Manny the Moody Mammoth?Or Manny the Melancholy. Manny the.Stop following me.OK, so youve got issues. You wonteven know Im here. Ill just zip the lip.Look at the cute little baby, Diego.- lsnt it nice hell be joining us for breakfas

13、t- It wouldnt be breakfast without him.Especially since his daddy wiped out halfour pack and wears our skin to keep warm.An eye for an eye, dont you think?Lets show him what happens when he messes with sabers.Alert the troops. We attack at dawn.And, Diego, bring me that baby alive.If Im gonna enjoy

14、my revenge,I want it to be fresh.Phew. Im wiped out.- Thats your shelter- Youre a big guy. You got a lotta wood.- Im a little guy.- You got half a stick.But with my little stick and my highly evolved brain, I shall create fire.Fascinating.Well see if brains triumph over brawn tonight. Now, wont we?T

15、hink I saw a spark.Any chance I could squeeze in there with you, Manny, ol pal?Isnt there someone else you can annoy?Friends Family Poisonous reptilesMy family abandoned me.They just kinda migrated without me.You should see what they did last year.They woke up early andtied my hands and feet109and t

16、hey gagged me with a field mouse,covered their tracks, went through water so Id lose their scent,and. who needs em, anyway?So what about you You have familyOK, youre tired. I see.Well talk more in the morning.Manfred ManfredCould you scooch over a dropCome on. Nobody falls asleep that fast.MannyTher

17、es Diego. Fall back.- Wheres the baby- I lost it over the falls.You lost it?- I want that baby, Diego.- Ill get it.Youd better, unless you want to serve as a replacement.Well go up to Half Peak. Meet us there.It had better be alive.Can we trust you with that, Diego?Lets go.She picked a hair off my s

18、houlder and says,lf you have an extra mating dance,at least pick a female with the same color pelt.I thought Whoa. Shes gonna go praying mantis on me.If you find a mate, you should be loyal.In your case, grateful.- Now get away from me.- I think mating for life is stupid.Theres plenty of Sid to go a

19、round.Manny?Look at that. Hes OK.Shes gone.- Manny, are you forgetting something- No.- But you just saved him.- Im trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.But you cant leave him here.Look, theres smoke.Thats his herd right up the hill.- We should return him.- Lets get this straight. There is no

20、we.There never was a we. In fact,without me, there wouldnt even be a you.- Just up the hill.- Listen very carefully: Im not going.- Fine, be a jerk. Ill take care of him.- Yeah, thats good.You cant even take care of yourself.This, I gotta see.Ill return you. We dont need that meany-weeny mammoth, do

21、 we?No, we dont.Youre an embarrassment to nature.Do you know that?This is cake. Im fine, Im fine.Im gonna die.Manny.- That pink thing is mine.- No. Actually, that pink thing belongs to us.Us You two are a bit of an odd couple.There is no us.I see. Cant have one of your own,so you want to adopt.Look,

22、 Im sorry to interrupt your snack, but we gotta go.The baby Please.I was returning him to his herd.Oh, yeah. Nice try, bucktooth.- Calling me a liar- I didnt say that.You were thinking it.I dont like this cat. He reads minds.- Names Diego, friend.- Manfred, and Im not your friend.Fine, Manfred. If y

23、oure looking for the humans, youre wasting your time. They left.Thanks for the advice. Now beat it.Ill help you bring it to its herd,but leave me alone after that.- OK. OK, deal. Whats your problem- You are my problem.I think youre stressed, so you eat too much.Its hard to get fat on a vegan diet.Im

24、 not fat. Its all this fur.It makes me look poofy.All right, you have fat hair.But when youre ready to talk, Im here.What are you doing Just drop it on the ledge.- We should make sure they found him.- Good idea.No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.Dont spear me.- This is a problem.- Now what?Thats perfect

25、.- I told you they were gone.- Look who it is.Dont you have some poor animal to disembowel?They couldnt be far. I mean,they went this way, or this way?You dont know much about tracking, do you?Im a sloth. I see a tree,eat a leaf. Thats my tracking.You didnt miss them by much.Its still green.They hea

26、ded north two hours ago.Its still green.They headed north two hours ago.You dont need this aggravation.Give me the baby. I can track humans down a lot faster than you.And youre just a good citizen helping out?- I just know where the humans are going.- Glacier Pass.Everybody knows they have a settlem

27、ent on the other side.Unless you know how to track, youll never reach them before snow closes the pass.Which should be, like, tomorrow.So, you can give that baby to me,or go get lost in a blizzard. Its your choice.Heres your little bundle of joy.Were returning it to the humans.The big, bad tigey-wig

28、ey gets left behind.Poor tigey-wigey.Sid, tigey-wigey is gonna lead the way.Manny, can I talk to you for a second?No. The sooner we find the humans,the sooner I get rid of Mr Stinky Drool-Face,and the baby, too.You wont always have Jumbo around to protect you.And when that day comes, I suggest you w

29、atch your back, cos Ill be chewing on it.Nier-tracker. Up front, where I can see youHelp me.You gotta make it stop.I cant take it anymore.- Ive eaten things that complained less.- He wont stop squirming.- Watch its head.- Put it down.Jeez, pick him up, put him down.- lts nose is dry.- That means som

30、ethings wrong with it.- Someone should lick it. Just in case.- Ill do it.- Hes wearing one of those baby thingies.- So?So if he poops, where does it go?- Humans are disgusting.- OK, you. Check for poop.- Why am I the poop-checker- Returning him was your idea,youre small and insignificant,and Ill pum

31、mel you if you dont.- Why else- Now, Sid.I mean, my goodness.Look out. Coming through.- Watch out.- Stop waving that thing around.Im gonna slip.Its clean. Got ya!Will you cut it out?Do that again. He likes it.Its making me feel better too.Here, you hold it.Turn him towards me.Where is the baby?There he is.Where is the baby?There he is.Stop it. Youre scaring