Ally Mcbeal S02E04剧本.docx

1、Ally Mcbeal S02E04剧本Prologue.Scenes from last episodes.AMB and RRs apartment. AMB dancing alone in the living room to Super freak.RR gets in and turns off the music. AMB doesnt notice and keeps dancing till she sees RR.RR: What are you doing ?AMB: Im practicing. For our party. A party has to have da

2、ncing. Its a total failure if people dont dance. We do not want the reputation of giving bad parties.RR: I see. Exactly why is it you feel you have to practice ?AMB: Because, I havent danced in months.RR: What are you talking about ? We dance three times a week !AMB: What ?RR: At the bar !AMB: Oh, w

3、ell, that isnt dancing Renee, bar dancing is not dancing.RR: Its not ?AMB: No ! No, at a bar, you just sort of model and move. Watch. (she turns on the music with Mr. Postman and mimics bar dancing, moving much less than she was earlier). See, you just kind of stand there with rhythm and let yoursel

4、f be seen.RR: Really ?AMB (singing along her own words): Hey everybody, look at me, Im as cute as cute as can be, Im just dancing, swinging around. (she turns off the music and stops singing). That is not dancing ! Dancing is losing yourself to the music, its as if youre not conscious of anything el

5、se, its as if you become the only one in the room.RR: Which brings me back to my question. Why do you have to practice ?(AMB looks disdainfully at RR and turns on the music again. RR walks past her and leaves the room).Credits.AMB in the elevator talking on a mobile phone.AMB: Billy, Georgia, John,

6、Elaine all definities. Ill have to invite Nelle but Ill do it at the last minute, and Richardll probably want to bring his little waddle of the month. (Elevator stops and doors open to the office). Uh. Uh. Ill call you later.She gets out of the elevator and bumps into somebody. She is carrying a cup

7、 of cappuccino which spills on the tie of that person.AMB: Ouh. Ouh. Oh, Im sorry, I. Oh. Did I get you ? (shot of the spill on his tie)GM: Oh, no, no, only where I wanted it.AMB (lets out a little laugh): Im really sorry !GM: Thats okay, at least I wont have to explain the spot, cause its you Im co

8、ming to see (he picks up the foam on his tie with a finger and eats it).AMB: What ?GM: Im George Madison, your 9 oclock, Im here a little early.AMB: Youre. Oh, its a pleasure to meet you (shakes hands), I read your magazine religiously, well I mean I did before you got. you know.GM: You can say fire

9、d, thats what it was. Elaines a friend, she convinced me to sue, Im not a fan of litigation, but.AMB: Well, if your rights have been trembled. (they look at each other sort of seductively for a while) So.GM: I could clean up and then see you in a few minutes.AMB: Great !GM: Wheres the.?AMB: Oh ! (sh

10、e points at the unisex)GM: Thanks (he goes - AMB licks the foam of her cup while watching him go)A office.On the table lays a while bunch of condoms, wrapped in very colorful packages, with things written on the packages.EV: I think its my very best yet. (to RF) But even when I make my millions, I w

11、ant you to know Ill still work here.AMB (arriving): Whats going on?Cut to a large shot : BT, GT, EV, JC and RF are standing around the table where lay the condoms.GT: Shes invented customized condoms.AMB: Sorry ?EV: They come in vibrant colors, as you can see, with little sayings on the sides.BT: Sa

12、yings ?EV (grinning, handing out the samples as she speaks): You can read as you unfurl. Ive made up samples for all of you. Richard, yours says Bygones, I think thats appropriate. John, Enjoy the moment. Georgia, Pay the bill, I like the punnage (looking at BT while saying it) on that. And mine say

13、s Come here often ?. Im not sure about the entendre, I dont want to be vulgar. Oh, and Ally, perfect ! (hands her a condom)AMB (shocked): Take a number ?EV: Dont you love it ?AMB: No ! Take a number ?EV: Well, you are on the active side.AMB: No, Im not ! (almost whispering) I mean, not there.They al

14、l start to disagree.RF: Come on, youre like a honor roll.AMB: No, I kiss a lot. But I dont do. I do not !JC: Im troubled by my slogan.GM arrives behind them.GM: Hello !EV: Hey, George ! (She takes his arm and brings him closer to the group) Everybody, this is George Madison, editor of La Femme magaz

15、ine. These are the lawyers. (turns her head towards his) Hey.GM : Hey. (they kiss - AMB looks, disappointed and shocked as the kiss gets longer).RF (trying to interrupt the kiss): Uh. Ah. Richard Fish (hands out his hand) Pleasure. Ally and Georgia will be handling your case, we figured we put women

16、 on it giving the issue.GM: (to GT, shaking her hand) Hi. (to RF) Great !EV: I was showing everyone my customized condoms.GM: Arent they fabulous ?BT (holding out one): Caution - Frostbite ?EV (taking it from Billys hand): Oh, thats Nelles. (giving GM one) And heres one for you sweetie.GM: Aha ! Bee

17、n there ! Very cool ! (they both laugh and kiss again)The unisex. AMB and GT enter.GT: Is that her boyfriend ?AMB: I dont know.GT: Hes cute.AMB: Really cute ! How. Whats the deal ?GT: What do you mean whats the deal ?AMB: How did she get a cute smart guy ? Oh, hes married !GT: Didnt see a ring.AMB (

18、opening a stall): Well, its not that Im not happy for her, its just that (looks into the stall and starts screaming - theres a frog on the toilet seat)GT: What ?AMB: (frantic) Theres a. (calms down totally) Oh. Very funny !GT: What ?AMB: Somebody put a fake frog on the toilet seat (GT laughs). What

19、little juvenile (the frog leaps on Ally, and ends up in her hair - GT and AMB scream) Ah, hes on me, get him, hes on me.GT (opens the stall and is frightened as well): I cant get him !AMB: Hes on me, get him, hes on me.JC (enters the unisex and walks quickly towards AMB): Stefan ! Stefan ! (starts u

20、ntangling AMBs hair to get the frog) Hold still. Let me get him, let me get him.AMB: My hair ! Did he pee ?JC (grabbing the frog for good): Come here Stefan, come here.AMB: Stefan ? Hes Swedish ?JC: He escaped out of his container, he must have hopped in here.GT: You have a pet frog ?JC: Hes a show

21、frog. I wont stand to be disparaged.GT (coming out of the stall and walking towards JC holding the frog next to AMB): Im not. not disparaging you, I just. (AMB smells her hair)JC: Im an amateur herpetologist, the New England regionals are coming up next week, Ive been bringing him in for a little ex

22、tra practice (puts Stefan on his jacket collar, the frog gets up to his shoulder) Settle. Settle ! Come on. (he takes him back into his hand and leaves - GT and AMB just look at each other, and AMB smells her hair once more).AMBs office. GT, GM and AMB.GM: One minute Im Hero-Editor-In-Chief, the nex

23、t second its Clean out your office !GT: And the reason they gave you ?GM: Religion !GT: She actually said that ?GM: Yes. Theres an upcoming profile on me in the Times magazine section. Talks about me being a Baptist, and as a pre-emptive strike she fired me.AMB (seating at her desk, GM and GT sit in

24、 front of the desk): She went on record citing religion as a cause ?GM: The Baptist faith isnt entirely progressive when it comes to women, and Catherine thought that my being a Baptist ran contrary to the ideology of the magazine. Shes running scared of any political fall-out, best I can tell.GT: I

25、f we file a motion ex-parte we can actually go in today.GM: And the court can actually force them to re-hire me ?AMB: Well, they dont like to do that, but who knows, youre got a really great face. (Realizes what she just said and looks horrified) Case ! (looks burning red, imagining her skin to almo

26、st boil)JCs office. JC is looking at the container where Stefan is. Looks like an fish tank without water but with herbs and rocks. JCs sealing the top with Scotch tape.JC: Hes got strong little legs, he can push this top right off.RF: How long have you had the little guy ?JC: 6 years.RF: 6 years ?

27、John, the longest youve gone with a woman was 3, youve been with a frog for 6 ?JC (getting up): Is there something you want Richard ?RF: Well, how is it going with Nelle ?JC: What do you mean ?RF: I mean, how is it going ?JC: I only intend to covet her from afar, you know this.RF (getting up as well

28、): Well, what about talking, do you two talk ?JC : Maybe a little. My rehearsal buffer stiffens, I never remember the conversation.RF: Your rehearsal what ?JC: Buffer. The rehearsal buffer is the part of the brain that transforms stings from short-term memory to long-term. Well my buffer stiffens in

29、 her company.RF: Ah, well, the next time you talk to her, could you discreetly ask her if Ling likes me ?JC: Youve been out on three dates !RF: I know, but well, every time I go to kiss her she gives me the cheek.JC: Maybe shes shy.RF: Ling ? Oh yes the little wallflower ! (picks up the container) M

30、aybe Im missing something.JC: Have you tried bells ? You know (bells start to ring, and when RF thinks about them they fade out)RF: I dont thing thatll do it John. Just talk to Nelle, if you can. Approach her.JC: You really like this woman. (tries to get the container back but RF wont let go) Richard ?RF: Oh. (lets go of the container).Court room. GT is speaking in front of the judge. AMB and GM at the plaintiffs table.GT: He was fired for his religion, if that isnt blatant discrimination.Attorney: How can you