YongSheldonS01E05中英文.docx

1、YongSheldonS01E05中英文 Nobody else is stronger than I am 世上没人比我强壮 Yesterday I moved a mountain 昨天我移了一座山 I bet I could be your hero 我相信我能当你的英雄 I am a mighty little man 我是个了不起的小家伙 I am a mighty little man 我是个了不起的小家伙 Theyve got to stop them in this series.得在这次阻止他们- Geez! Damn it! - Come on!-靠 -不是吧In Texa

2、s, the Holy Trinity is God, 在德克萨斯 神圣的三位一体是上帝football and barbeque,橄榄球与烧烤not necessarily in that order.顺序可以互换I dont care if you win, just cover the damn spread.谁输谁赢无所谓 让分后算我赢就行Mom, are you betting again?妈 你又开始赌球了吗No.没有.fans on their feet,球迷们如坐针毡trying to urge the defense on.希望队伍展开防守Fourth down.第四攻了Go

3、tta punt.必须得弃踢Gotta.必须Statistically, always punting on fourth down数据上来说 总在第四攻弃踢makes no sense.是十分不合理的Statistically, youre a dumbass.数据上来说 你就是个傻逼When the Aggies give up the ball当德州农工大学队on their own five-yard line,被对方在自家五码线进攻时the opposing team has a 92% chance of scoring.对方队伍有92%的几率会得分When they punt f

4、rom deep in their own territory,当他们从自家场地深处弃踢出去the other team still has a 77% chance of scoring.对方队伍还是有77%的几率得分But since they convert on fourth down 50% of the time,但他们继续进攻有50%几率再得4次进攻机会the math says they should never punt again.所以计算显示他们不该弃踢Okay, you can tell me, 好了 你偷偷跟妈说 whos his real daddy?他亲生父亲到底

5、是谁Sheldon, Ive been playing and coaching football all my life.谢尔顿 我踢球与当教练一辈子了I dont think your math is right.我觉得你算得不对Really?是吗Hang on.你等等No, its right.不 没算错.able to hold A&M to a field goal,让农工队只是射门得分的话theyll only be down six points.他们就只会落后6分Is it your dentist?是你的牙医吗The little guy with the glasses?那

6、个戴眼镜的小个子You can tell me.放心跟我说实话I got to tell you, Im a little worried about my mother.跟你说 我有点担心我妈She keeps betting on these football games,她整天赌这些球赛next thing you know, theres an Italian fella之后哪天可能就会来个意大利小伙driving off with her pickup truck.来把她的小货车开走抵债You think Sheldons right?你觉得谢尔顿说得对吗About what?哪件事

7、情The punting and the math.弃踢还有他的计算I should think so.我相信应该对Hes been doing our taxes since hes six years old.从他六岁时起 我们家纳税就是他在弄We never been audited.我们也没被税局稽查Thats true.这倒是He even got us that nice refund last year.他去年还帮我们拿到退税呢How come Moms not taking me to school?为什么今天不是妈载我去学校Cause once in a while,因为有时

8、候your dad wants to spend some time with you.你老爸也会想跟你相处一下啊My little Shel-man.我的小谢仔But Moms car has a backseat.但是妈的车有后座Statistically, Im much safer there.数据上来说 我坐那里比较安全Hey, Im glad you brought up statistically.我刚好也想跟你聊一下这个数据You think those numbers you talked about for Texas A&M你觉得你昨天说的德州农工大学队的数据would

9、apply to my JV squad?也能用在我带的队伍上吗I dont see why not.没道理不能啊Unlike our former principal, math doesnt discriminate.数学与前任校长不同的是 数学不歧视人Youre not thinking about taking his advice, are you?你不会是想用他的建议吧- Never you mind. - But hes wrong.-用不着你管 -可是他是错的Everybody knows you punt on fourth down.大家都知道第四攻应该弃踢Why does

10、 everybody knowing something make it right?为什么大家都知道就等于它是对的Because.因为Thats what makes this country great.美国就是因此而伟大Many years later,许多年后my brother would use this same argument我哥也用了这段话in front of a judge.跟法官解释He was still convicted for urinating in a phone booth.但他在电话亭里撒尿的事还是被定罪了Oh, damn it.靠Ill send i

11、n the punting team.我去让弃踢手上场Hang on. Hang on.等等 你等等What?怎么Lets go for it.继续进攻Why? We got plenty of time.为什么 我们时间还很充足啊I know. Still want to go for it.我知道 还是想要继续进攻Were on the 12-yard line. Everybody know you punt.我们在12码线上呢 大家都知道该保守弃踢Why does everybody knowing something make it right?为什么大家都知道就等于它是对的But

12、were on the 12-yard line, Coach.但是在我们球门口啊 教练Okay, Coach says were going for it.教练让我们继续进攻Stupid brother.白痴弟弟- What? - Nothing.-什么 -没事Power left jumbo on two, on two. Ready, break!左侧突破 准备 散开And your Wolves are going for it on fourth down.狼队在第四攻选择继续进攻What the hell? Punt!什么鬼 弃踢啊Statistically, theyre bet

13、ter off going for it.数据上来说 继续进攻比较好- Says who? - My little boy.-谁说的 -我儿子Thats why everybody punts.这就是为什么大家都弃踢That was just plain foolishness.这简直就是脑袋抽风Your little boys a real genius.你小儿子可真天才啊Well, actually he is.他还真是天才Come on.不是吧Too many men on the field, defense.犯规 防守方场上人数过多Replay fourth down.第四攻重来Ah

14、. Thank you, Jesus.感谢老天Now, can I send in the punt team?我现在可以叫弃踢手上场了吗Coach?教练And theyre going for it again.他们再度继续进攻What the hell? Punt!什么鬼啊 弃踢啊Remind me to tell you about the tax refund I got from the IRS.提醒我下次跟你说我拿到国税局退税的事Set. Hut!开始Go, go, go, go, go, go!上上上上上Go! Whoo!上啊Go, go, go! Go!冲啊 冲啊Hes at the 30, the 20, the 10.来到了30码线 20码 10码Touchdown, Wolves!达阵得分 狼队I neve