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1、s no law against. And then were gonna grab some food, so if you want.（theres a door slamming in Rosss room, and some indistinct murmuring）Ross: . finally. Is that Ross? Yeah, you can hear everything through these stupid walls. Sounds like hes with someone. He could be alone. This morning I heard him

2、 do push-ups, and then talk to his triceps. Wait a minute, I think Phoebes right. You know I hear someone else in there with him.（they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear whats being said. We move to Rosss room where he and Charlie are kissing.）Charlie: Ooh. Dr. Geller! God, youre

3、amazing. I didnt even have to ask you to call me that. Oh my God, thats Charlie! Shes cheating on Joey with Ross! Oh that tart. floozy. giant.m not sure about this. Yeah, youre right. This is none of our business. No Im not sure that its the best way to hear everything. Someone get me a glass! Oh, I

4、m not gonna do this, okay?m not gonna eavesdrop on my friend.Rachel: （through wall） Ooh. I loveBarbados! （Phoebe starts to listen at the other wall, where Rachels room is. There, Joey and Rachel are kissing.）Joey: Ooh. I cant believe Im kissing you. Im kissing Rachel! I know, Im her!（they start to k

5、iss again, and Phoebe turns to Chandler and Monica） （whispering） Rachel and Joey! Its Rachel and Joey! What? Get over here!（Chandler and Monica take a sprint to the other wall） ooh. Wow! （in her Monica-excited-way. TOO LOUD!） Oh my God, I love how thin these walls are!（In the rooms next door, Joey,

6、Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. Were back in Chandler and Monicas room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.） （muffled） Thank you.OPENING CREDITS（Rachel and Joeys） Hey, you know,

7、 before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed? Well, I only said that because of Ross, you know. Then I saw him kissing Charlie. Ross and Charlie? （Joey nods） Wow!s really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?（Chandler and Monica I cant believe this. Rach

8、el and Joey? How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? No-one is manning that wall!m on it! Anything? I think I hear curtains closing. Weve got shoes being kicked off over here. Bedsprings, unmistakable! You do realise thats your brother? Not until you said it. Somebody switch! （Chandler makes

9、 a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.） Wait a minute. Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike!re the only people leaving with the same person we came with. Thats not true. I came with Monica and Im leaving with Weird Al. Ok

10、ay, Ive had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning, before we leave, Im going to the salon. Okay Buckwheat! You gotta hear this, its great. Its like free porn! （Chandler eagerly rushes over）（Ross and Charlie Weh.*sigh* uhm. Is everything okay? Yeah, Its just. I dont think I can do this. Ooh. Is it

11、 because of what might be on the bedspread, because I saw that news report too, with the infra red and the . I could just. No, NO! （theyre moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down） Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need

12、 to know hes okay with it. I uhm. I completely understand. Alright, Im gonna go find them. （twitches a bit, looks down） I just need a. need a before I can. you know. （gestures standing up. they sit and wait for a while） Grandma. grandma. grandma. （he tries to concentrate.） Okay, I see you later. Oka

13、y.s, all three of them are listening at the wall to Ross and Charlies the door. Hes gone. And shes. turning on the TV. and watching. Miss Congeniality! Honey, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well!（They are still listening at the wall, when Ross enters their room） Hey, what are you guy

14、s doing? Oh, were just. were sad to go so were just saying goodbye to the hotel. （hugs the wall） I love you. Paradise Hotel, Golf resort and Spa. （she walks away from the wall） （also hugs the wall） Yeah, we had a great time, thank you! （walks to Phoebe） （caresses the wall with his finger） Bye! Okay,

15、 uhm. Hey, you guys seen Joey anywhere? Hes probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. Thats the situation as we know it. （walks to Phoebe and Monica） Well, if you see him could you please tell him Im looking for him? You got it! Thanks! （walks out of the room and starts hugging the w

16、all） Thank you! （closes the door） Other wall, people! Other wall!（they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joeys, and we move to that room） （knocks on door） Rach, you there? （Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed） Oh my God, its Ross. What are we gonna do? Oh, ju-ju-just stay calm. Just be calm. For a

17、ll he knows were just hanging out together. Right? Just be nonchalant. （Joey like stands at attention with his chest forward and his hands on his sides, looking up at the ceiling with his lips pouted.） Thats not nonchalant! No idea what it means. Oh. okay, just hide! （knocks） Rach? Coming! Try under

18、 the bed, try under the bed!（When Rachel starts to look under the bed if Joey would fit under there, Chandler opens the door inbetween the rooms, grabs Joey by his shirt and drags him to his room, and closes the door again） Theres no room under the bed. （looks around because she cant find Joey anymo

19、re） Is everything okay? Yeah. （still looking to see where Joey went, and opens the door） Hey. Hi. You know where Joey is? .I really dont. （looks around again） Can I talk to you for a minute? Yeah, sure. （looks outside into the corridor if Joey is there）（Monica and Chandlers room. Phoebe, Monica and

20、Chandler have their ears pressed against the wall, and Joey looks at them） I dont believe this. Have you guys been. Shhh. This is the listening side of the wall.（Now Joey also wants to listen, and wants to press his ears against the door, which has a big mirror on it, he hesitates seeing himself in

21、the mirror, but still puts his ear against it. We move again to Rachels room.） And then she told me that she and Joey had broken up, and that part of the reason was that she had feelings for me. （clearly not listening and still trying to find out where Joey went） Uh-huh. right. yeah. And you know I

22、wanted to ask Charlie out since the day I met her. （still searching） Oh, I know. I know its been really hard for you. Anyway, one thing lead to another, and. oh. before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be? （now looking up at the ceiling） That is hard to say,

23、 Ross. That is hard to say. You know, I gotta go find him. Hes gotta be here someplace. You would think!（Ross leaves the room） Joey! Is he gone? （still cant find him） How are you doing this?（Joey now enters the room through the door, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe are following him.） Pssst. How. wha. H

24、ey! What are you. What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?Monica, Chandler and Phoebe: YE-AH! Now, what is this? Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now were talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade! Oh no. Have you thought about

25、 it how complicated this could get? What about Ross? Well, hes with Charlie now. Yeah, but he wants to talk to you before anything really happens with her. And as his friend, I mean, dont you think he deserves the same from you? （long pause and he twitches a bit） Youre a pain in my ass, Geller! All

26、right, look you guys. Look, we appreciate all the advice, but this is between Joey and me and I think we can handle it. Okay, well well go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? The people that care about you? Sure. Enunciate! Get out!（They leave and Rachel locks the door.） Are they right?

27、 Probably, yeah. I mean, maybe we should. hold off until we talk to Ross. Yeah. Yeah, we can wait, we dont have to do anything tonight. Yeah, I think thatd be best. So, so Im gonna. Im gonna take off. （Joey walks to the door） Although. （turns around very fast） I like although! I mean, you know. Ross and I havent dated in like. six ye