1、I perceived that his trouble was not physical, but mental. Why do you want a raccoon coat?I should have known it, he cried, pounding his temples. I should have known theyd come back when the Charleston came back. Like a fool I spent all my money for textbooks, and now I cant get a raccoon coat.Can y
2、ou mean, I said incredulously, that people are actually wearing raccoon coats again?All the Big Men on Campus are wearing them. Where have you been?In the library, I said, naming a place not frequented by Big Men on Campus.He leaped from the bed and paced the room. Ive got to have a raccoon coat, he
3、 said passionately. ve got to!Petey, why? Look at it rationally. Raccoon coats are unsanitary. They shed. They smell bad. They weigh too much. Theyre unsightly. They-You dont understand, he interrupted impatiently. Its the thing to do. Dont you want to be in the swim?No, I said truthfully.Well, I do
4、, he declared. d give anything for a raccoon coat. Anything!My brain, that precision instrument, slipped into high gear. Anything? I asked, looking at him narrowly.Anything, he affirmed in ringing tones.I stroked my chin thoughtfully. It so happened that I knew where to get my hands on a raccoon coa
5、t. My father had had one in his undergraduate days; it lay now in a trunk in the attic back home. It also happened that Petey had something I wanted. He didnt have it exactly, but at least he had first rights on it. I refer to his girl. Polly Espy.I had long coveted Polly Espy. Let me emphasize that
6、 my desire for this young woman was not emotional in nature. She was, to be sure, a girl who excited the emotions, but I was not one to let my heart rule my head. I wanted Polly for a shrewdly calculated, entirely cerebral reason.I was a freshman in law school. In a few years I would be out in pract
7、ice. I was well aware of the importance of the right kind of wife in furthering a lawyers career. The successful lawyers I had observed were, almost without exception, married to beautiful, gracious, intelligent women. With one omission, Polly fitted these specifications perfectly.Beautiful she was.
8、 She was not yet of pin-up proportions, but I felt sure that time would supply the lack. She already had the makings.Gracious she was. By gracious I mean full of graces. She had an erectness of carriage, an ease of bearing, a poise that clearly indicated the best of breeding. At table her manners we
9、re exquisite. I had seen her at the Kozy Kampus Korner eating the specialty of the house - a sandwich that contained scraps of pot roast, gravy chopped nuts, and a dipper of sauerkraut - without even getting her fingers moist.Intelligent she was not. In fact, she veered in the opposite direction. Bu
10、t I believed that under my guidance she would smarten up. At any rate, it was worth a try. It is, after all, easier to make a beautiful dumb girl smart than to make an ugly smart girl beautiful.Petey, I said, are you in love with Polly Espy?I think shes a keen kid, he replied, but I dont know if you
11、d call it love. Why?Do you, I asked, have any kind of formal arrangement with her? I mean are you going steady or anything like that?No. We see each other quite a bit, but we both have other dates. Why?Is there,any other man for whom she has a particular fondness?Not that I know of. Why?I nodded wit
12、h satisfaction. In other words, if you were out of the picture, the field would be open. Is that right?I guess so. What are you getting at?Nothing, nothing, I said innocently, and took my suitcase out of the closet.Where are you going? asked Petey.Home for the weekend. I threw a few things into the
13、bag.Listen, he said, clutching my arm eagerly. While youre home, you couldnt get some money from your old man, could you, and lend it to me so I can buy a raccoon coat?I may do better than that, I said with a mysterious wink and closed my bag and left.Look, I said to Petey when I got back Monday mor
14、ning. I threw open the suitcase and revealed the huge, hairy, gamy object that my father had worn in his Stutz Bearcat in 1925.The Stutz Bearcat was an expensive sports car, very popular in the 1920s.Holy Toledo! said Petey reverently. He plunged his hands into the raccoon coat and then his face. Ho
15、ly Toledo, he repeated fifteen or twenty times.Would you like it? I asked.Oh yes! he cried, clutching the greasy pelt to him. Then a canny look came into his eyes. What do you want for it?Your girl, I said, mincing no words.Polly? he said in a horrified whisper. You want Polly?Thats right.He flung t
16、he coat from him. Never, he said stoutly.I shrugged. Okay. If you dont want to be in the swim, I guess its your business.I sat down in a chair and pretended to read a book, but out of the corner of my eye I kept watching Petey. He was a torn man. First he looked at the coat with the expression of a
17、waif at a bakers window. Then he turned away and set his jaw resolutely. Then he looked back at the coat, with even more longing in his face. Then he turned away, but with not so much resolution this time. Back and forth his head swiveled, desire waxing, resolution waning. Finally he didnt turn away
18、 at all; he just stood and stared with mad lust at the coat.It isnt as though I was in love with Polly, he said thickly. Or going steady or anything like that.s right, I murmured.Whats Polly to me, or me to Polly?Not a thing, said I.s just been a causal kick-just a few laughs, thats all.Try on the c
19、oat,He complied. The coat bunched high over his ears and dropped all the way down to his shoe tops. He looked like a mound of dead raccoons. Fits fine, he said happily.I rose from my chair. Is it a deal? I asked, extending my hand. He swallowed. s a deal, he said and shook my hand.I had my first dat
20、e with Polly the following evening. This was in the nature of a survey; I wanted to find out just how much work I had to do to get her mind up to the standard I required. I took her first to dinner. Gee, that was a delish dinner, she said as we left the restaurant. Then I took her to a movie. Gee, t
21、hat was a marvy movie, she said as we left the theater. And then I took her home. Gee, I had a sensaysh time, she said as she bade me good night.I went back to my room with a heavy heart. I had gravely underestimated the size of my task. This girls lack of information was terrifying. Nor would it be
22、 enough merely to supply her with information. First she had to be taught to think. This loomed as a project of no small dimensions, and at first I was tempted to give her back to Petey. But then I got to thinking about her abundant physical charms and about the way she entered a room and the way sh
23、e handled a knife and fork, and I decided to make an effort.I went about it, as in all things, systematically. I gave her a course in logic. It happened that I, as a law student, was taking a course in logic myself, so I had all the facts at my finger tips. Polly, I said to her when I picked her up
24、on the next date, tonight we are going over to the knoll and talk.Oo, terrif, she replied. One thing I will say for this girl: you would go far to find another so agreeable.We went to the Knoll, the campus trysting place, and we sat down under an old oak, and she looked at me expectantly. What are w
25、e going to talk about? she asked.Logic.She thought this over for a minute and decided she liked it. Magnif, she said.Logic, I said, clearing my throat, is the science of thinking. Before we can think correctly, we must first learn to recognize the common fallacies of logic. These we will take up ton
26、ight.Wow-dow! she cried, clapping her hands delightedly.I winced, but went bravely on. First let us examine the fallacy called Dicto Simpliciter.By all means, she urged, batting her lashes eagerly.Dicto Simpliciter means an argument based on an unqualified generalization. For example: Exercise is go
27、od. Therefore everybody should exercise. I agree said Polly earnestly. I mean exercise is wonderful. I mean it builds the body and everything. I said gently, the argument is a fallacy. Exercise is good is an unqualified generalization. For instance, if you have heart disease, exercise is bad, not good. Many people are ordered by their doctors not to exercise. You must qualify the generalization. You must say exercise is usually good, or exercise is good for most people. Otherwise you have committed a Dicto Simpliciter. Do you see?No. she confessed. But this is
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