Modern Family 台词108Great Expectation文档格式.docx

1、 Where is it?s on the bureau.m surprised I didnt see it. Where? There, the red envelope.s a. card. Thats where youre wrong. I am so excited. Coupons for. five. free. hugs. You dont like it? Are you kidding me? I love it. Its so creative. Coupons for hugs, which are usually free, but this makes it of

2、ficial, which is so great. I was so proud of myself when I thought of it because youre impossible to buy for. You never want anything. Things I want. Robot dog, night-vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks. I love my wife, but she sucks at giving gifts. Im sorry for the

3、 pay-channel language, but. Yogurt maker. I cant not think of things I want.OPENING CREDITSCameron : Cant tell if she needs a diaper change.Mitchell : I think wed be able to tell. No, with these diapers, its hard to tell. Triple leakage protection. Leaklock. contours to protect her little body. No g

4、apping or chapping. Do you think that maybe we need a. Night out? Yes. Just a few hours with a couple of adults, a few drinks, no baby talk. I think, itll make us better parents. Stop drilling. Youve struck oil. Well get Gloria to babysit. Were going out. You got some spittle. Do I? You know whod be

5、 fun to call? Sal. Sal! Raise the roof, Lily. Were calling Sal. Sal is our very best friend in the whole wide world. The reason we love her so much is she has absolutely no inhibitions, and thats before she starts drinking. Hanging out with her is like an Amsterdam Saturday night every day of the we

6、ek. And, ironically, Sals not allowed back into Amsterdam, any day of the week.Gloria : Of course we would love to have the baby, all the other cousins are sleeping over tonight.Jay : The more, the merrier. See you tonight. Bye-bye.Manny : Is Haley still coming? Youre related. I will spray you with

7、the hose. All the grandkids are coming over for Jays night. Family tradition. Everybody wears PJs, which they love. I make my famous Sloppy Jays, which are really Sloppy Joes, but made by Jay, which they love. And then we watch a western together, which they dont care for, but, hey, its Haley : So,

8、Mom, theres a party tonight at Andrew Adlers, and everybodys gonna be there. Oooh, that sounds like so much fun, but I have other plans.s high-larious, but Im talking about me.Alex :s unusual. You said youd go to your grandfathers.s whats so perfect about this. Andrew only lives a couple blocks away

9、 from Grandpa, so I figured. Sweetie, you made a commitment. But I really want to go. And plus, every time I go over to Grandpas, Manny just stares at me the whole time. Maybe if you wore a bra. Alex. I cant wait to go to Grandpas. Family means everything to me. Because you have no friends. Because

10、I love Grandpa, and hes getting older. Who knows how many years he has left?Luke : Is Grandpa dying? Didnt they tell you? Alex, stop torturing your brother. No, your grandfather is fine. For now. Hmm, who could that be? You expecting someone special? Thank you. Flowers, too?m sorry. What are you apo

11、logizing for? Theyre gorgeous.s too much, you know. With the View-Master and the bracelet and the flowers and the balloons. : Balloons?re attached to your car. I just dont want you to feel bad about your little. coupons. Wait. You thought the coupons were your only present? They arent? Phil, come on

12、. Its our anniversary. Those coupons were just like a fun, little way to kick off the day. Your real present is coming tonight, and youre gonna love it. Love it! Cool! I got nothing. Im so screwed. This place brings back so many memories.Sal : Get in here! Big bear! And my baby cub! Oh, my God! You

13、guys! Look at you! You notice anything different? Your hairs longer, right? Did you get your teeth bleached? Let me give you a little hint. Ba-boobs! Those are sensational! I know. Right? You want to touch em?m gay, not dead. Are you okay with this? Yeah, youre drinking a passion-fruit daiquiri. Ok,

14、 get in there good.m coming in! So, Lily likes that? That. singing? Yes. It relaxes her. So Lilys deaf. There are my little stinkers! Hi, grandpa. Come on in. Hey! Ola. Ola, ola! Well, hello, there, Haley. Take it down a notch, Jethro. So, you guys ready for some fun? I love you, Grandpa, and Im nev

15、er gonna forget you. Back at you, champ. This is a pajama party. Wheres your PJs?re in my bag. I need to talk to you about something. She wants to go to a party with Dylan, Grandpa. Shut up, Alex!s at my friend Andrew Adlers. He lives three blocks from here. Oh, walking distance. Right. So I wouldnt

16、 ask you this, because I love coming to your house, but its kind of an important party. If somebody invites you over, the last thing you want to do is insult them. Exactly!m glad we agree. Oh, my God, that was so easy. This is awesome You really dont understand what just happened there, do you? PJs

17、on, Haley! I would be happy to let her change in my room. Who could that be? Are you expecting someone special? What did you do? Nothing. I just know that theres someone at the door.Izzy : Rock on, Phil Dunphy. Bam! Read it and weep, Phil!s the Iz! Who? Izzy Lafontaine from Spandau Ballet. Izzy Font

18、aine from Pa. Hes got it now. Hes got it. Hes just seriously freaking out. Phil loves Spandau Ballet. That song True was playing in the car the first time we kissed. Its our song. So I did some research, found out that the lead guitarist lives like 40 miles from here. He was in the phone book. How 8

19、0s is that? I never liked Spandau Ballet. Our entire marriage, I never once mentioned Spandau Ballet. Am I even pronouncing that right? Here to play a private concert for us is the guitarist. Bass player, actually . and lead singer. Backup. Backup. . of Spandau Ballet. Between Richard Miller and Mar

20、tin Kemp. Oh, those guys. I miss you two guys so much. So, so much. To us! Yeah, to us! To us, the three musketeers! Cabo! Seriously, you bastards, weve been talking about it forever. Were doing it! Were going to Cabo! Lets do it! All right, lets go! Yes. That will be fun. Fun? Are you joking? Marga

21、ritas, you guys, these guys. Its gonna be epic! We need to find someone for Lily. Okay; okay, how much are you gonna pay me to go make out with the waitress? Wait. Which one? The old one or the young one? $10 for the young one, $20 for the old. I am about to make 30 bucks.m just gonna go check on Li

22、ly. Right now?ll just take a second. Well, Im just. Youre gonna miss me sluttin it up with Driving Miss Daisy. Real fast. You should kill that baby. You should call the baby. I love you guys so much! Did she just.m scared. I got nothing. I think I have a very good pair. You sure do. And I got squat.

23、 I dont think I have anything, either.s a straight. Really? She wins. You won! I win. You know what? I think I deserve a soda. Good job, Haley.t know how to play. Hi, honey. Gee, you scared me. How did you. Light bulb went out. You dont change right away, you never get around to it. There. Now I can

24、 see everything that goes on around here.ve had a little practice at this. Haley wasnt throwing anything at me I hadnt seen before from her mother and then some. But nobody gets off the rock. Right, heres a track. Wasnt so popular in America. Got to number six on the Netherlands charts, though. That whole summer, I couldnt walk to the corner in Amsterdam without mobs of birds coming up and asking me for the double bubble. Okay, just play it, I think. Yeah. Hes awesome, honey.re welcome. *Tonight. So right. So right. Lover.* Hey, Phil, I think y