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1、1230,460 -31,850竖8是纳巴科夫（1899-1977 俄裔美国小说家）Eight down is nabokov.1331,980 -34,330横26MCM26 across is mcm.1434,600 -36,900竖14是.你手挡住了.14 down is. move your finger.1537,780 -40,410是门（生物分类） 所以说横十四是太子港（海地首都）phylum which makes 14 across port-au-prince1642,050 -45,270你看 Papa Doc（海地总统绰号）提示了 所以是See,papa docs c

2、apitol idea, thats port-au-prince.1746,770 -47,770在海地Haiti.1849,280 -50,870-需要帮忙吗 -是的-can I help you? -yes.1953,770 -57,020这里是高智商精子库吗Is this the high-iq sperm bank?2058,590 -01:01,280如果这还要问的话 那你可能不该来这If you have to ask,maybe you shouldnt be here.2102,460 -04,030我看就是这儿了I think this is the place.2205,

3、240 -06,960-把表格填了 -谢谢-fill these out. -thank you.2307,200 -09,020-马上就好 -不急-well be right back. -take your time.2409,210 -11,370我正好把填字游戏做完Ill just finish my crossword puzzle.2512,670 -13,950等等Oh,wait.2625,120 -27,160莱纳德 我觉得我做不到Leonard,I dont think I can do this.2727,380 -29,690开什么玩笑 你都是半职业选手了What,are

4、 you kidding? youre a semi-pro.2830,870 -33,200不是的 我们这是在犯基因欺诈罪No. we are committing genetic fraud.2933,380 -35,080我们的精子并不能保证s no guarantee that our sperm3035,110 -36,790将来就能生出高智商的后代is going to generate high-iqOffspring.3136,800 -39,560你想想 我姐姐和我的DNA结构相同Think about that. I have a sister with the same

5、basic dna mix3239,680 -41,340可她只是快餐店的女服务生Who hostesses at fuddruckers.3342,580 -44,420谢尔顿 当初是你要来的Sheldon,this was your idea.3444,670 -45,790这点补贴能让我们A little extra money to get3545,800 -48,180在寓所里拥有分式T-1带宽fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment.3648,240 -50,940我知道 我的确渴望更快的下载速度I know,and I do yearn

6、for faster downloads.3751,940 -53,070但那些可怜的女人们But theres some poor woman3853,110 -55,250会把希望寄托在我精子上的whos gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.3955,290 -57,900如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积What if she winds up with a toddler who doesnt know if he should use4058,030 -02:01,470该用积分还是微分算都不知道 她会怎么想An integral or a differe

7、ntial to solve the area under a curve?4102,360 -04,960-我肯定她还是会爱他的 -我不会-im sure shell still love him. -i wouldnt.4207,140 -08,630你现在想怎么样Well,what do you want to do?4308,750 -09,750我想走了I want to leave.4411,550 -12,890该怎么跟她说呢Whats the protocol for leaving?4513,240 -16,480我不知道.我以前从来没在捐献精子时中途走人过I dont kn

8、ow. Ive never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.4618,020 -19,470我们就直接走吧Lets try just walking out.4731,630 -33,850-再见 -再见 很高兴见到你-bye. -bye. nice meeting you.4836,820 -38,550你还在为那个精子库的事生气吗Are you still mad about the sperm bank?4938,660 -39,180没有No.5040,940 -43,850你想不想听有关楼梯的有趣事情You want to hear an i

9、nteresting thing about stairs?5144,320 -45,370不太想Not really.5246,090 -48,950如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,5349,090 -51,410-大多数人会被绊倒 -跟我无关-most people will trip. -i dont care.5453,300 -55,090两毫.那不太可能吧Two milli. that doesnt seem right.5555,

10、210 -57,630不 是真的 我12岁时做过一系列试验No,its true,I did a series of experiments when I was 125657,750 -59,280我爸爸还摔断了锁骨My father broke his clavicle.5703:00,680 -02,550你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的?Is that why they sent you to boarding school?5802,680 -05,350不是 是因为我那些关于激光的试验No. that was a result of my work with lasers.591

11、1,360 -12,390这是新邻居?New neighbor?6012,610 -13,610很明显Evidently.6114,060 -16,680比起上一个的水准真是有显著提高Significant improvement over the old neighbor.6217,760 -19,870那个体重200磅有皮肤问题的异装癖者?200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?6319,990 -20,990那是 没错Yes,she is.6423,470 -25,370-你好 -你好-oh,hi. -hi.6530,260 -32,47

12、0我们不想打搅你 我们就住你对面We dont mean to interrupt. we live across the hall.6632,710 -34,390你们真好啊Oh,thats nice.6735,450 -37,390我们不是住在一起 我是说.t live together. I mean.6838,090 -39,190我们是住在一起We live together,6939,310 -42,290不过是在分开的 异性恋的卧室里But in separate,heterosexual bedrooms.7043,720 -44,720好的Okay,well.7144,910

13、 -46,780看来你们就是我的新邻居了 我叫佩妮Guess Im your new neighbor. penny.7247,190 -48,830-我是莱纳德 他是谢尔顿 -你好-leonard. sheldon. -hi.7353,370 -54,410那么.Well.7455,280 -56,620欢迎成为我们的邻居Welcome to the building.7557,050 -59,220谢谢你 我们可以什么时候喝喝咖啡Thank you. maybe we can have coffee sometime.7659,340 -04:01,150很好啊Great.7704,190

14、 -06,430-那.再见 -再见-well. bye. -bye.7810,410 -12,140我们要不要请她来吃午饭?Should we have invited her for lunch?7912,600 -15,210不 我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季No.Were gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.8015,840 -17,820第二季的DVD我们已经看过了We already watched the season two dvds.8117,940 -19,120但评论音轨还没看Not with commentar

15、y.8221,800 -23,750我觉得我们应该做个好邻居I think we should be good neighbors8323,870 -25,760请她作客 让她觉得亲切And invite her over,make her feel welcome.8426,270 -28,940我们从没请过那个叫路易还是叫路易斯的过来We never invited louie-slash-louise over.8530,150 -31,790那是我们的不对And that was wrong of us.8631,920 -33,360我们得扩大下我们的朋友圈子We need to w

16、iden our circle.8733,770 -35,900我的朋友圈子已经很大了I have a very wide circle.8838,830我的空间上有212个好友I have 212 friends on myspace.8940,800 -42,960不错 可他们你一个也没见过Yes,and youve never met one of them.9043,710 -45,060这正是其美妙之处Thats the beauty of it.9147,470 -49,070我要请她过来m gonna invite her over.9249,570 -52,140我们可以好好吃

17、一顿 然后.聊天Well have a nice meal and. chat.9352,350 -55,100聊天? 我们平时不聊天 至少下了网不聊Chat? we dont chat. at least not offline.9457,480 -58,810这没什么难的Its not difficult.9558,930 -05:00,450你只要听着她讲些什么You just listen to what she says9600,570 -03,390然后你适当地回应她一些And then you say something appropriate in response.9704,

18、790 -05,790那最后要干什么?To what end?9807,770 -09,370你好.又来了Hi. again.9909,490 -你好Hi.10012,650 -13,670那个.Anyway.10114,250 -15,770我们带了印度菜回来We brought home indian food.10216,790 -17,790然后.And.10318,310 -20,480我知道搬家可能会很累I know that moving can be stressful,10420,610 -22,780并且我发现当我身心俱疲时And I find that when Im u

19、ndergoing stress,10522,910 -26,060美食和伙伴能让我感觉很舒坦That good food and company can have a comforting effect.10627,280 -30,430还有 咖喱本身有通便功效 我想我不必再说Also,curry is a natural laxative,and I dont have to tell you10730,550 -33,180你知道 如果大肠通畅.That,you know,a clean colon is just.10833,500 -35,290那又可以少一件操心事了One less

20、 thing to worry about.10937,080 -39,900这方面我不在行 不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐m no expert,but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,11040,030 -42,480你最好不要说些肠运动的事You might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.11143,100 -44,850你们是在邀请我过去吃饭?Youre inviting me over to eat?11245,930 -46,430是的Yes.11347

21、,270 -49,230你们真好 我很乐意s so nice. Id love to.11449,400 -50,400太好了11550,550 -52,900你们平时都玩些什么So,what do you guys do for fun around here?11653,690 -56,320今天我们尝试过靠自慰来挣钱Today we tried masturbating for money.11706:25,370 -27,200好了 就当在自己家一样Okay,make yourself at home.11827,480 -28,480谢谢Thank you.11928,810 -29,940不用谢re very welcome.12034,280 -36,020这些东西看上去真深奥啊This looks like some serious stuff