尼克胡哲演讲稿子中英对照Word文档下载推荐.docx

1、55）（这一段他真的很乐观）。why? If I can cross the road and go bang bang bang! （他的动作也很搞笑下面的学生也都笑了）。Its really cool to drive that thing around that。 I have no arms and no legs and I was actually born in this way. And There is no medical reason why these happen. So I have no limbs, but I have a little chicken . A

2、nd we call this chicken drumstick, because first of all it looks like one and second of all sometimes my dog thinks its one. And I tell you man so funny it comes up to start biting on that. I push（象声词，很幽默） him in the head a couple of times. Its nuts ,man. （底下的学生又笑了，看来他真的可以和孩子打成一片）。Its so cool man. I

3、 love to swim as well and I actually float like a life jacket. I float up right like this and I have my little motor down here,and I go bow-this right. And its so funny when people see me for the first time. Its so cool youre kids freaked out you know how to say? I tell you this little boy came up t

4、o meand he goes “what happened?”（呵呵，语调很搞怪，真的很开朗） and I went up to him, and I goes:” cigarettes!”. （在逗小孩玩的时候还不忘进行吸烟有害健康的教育） and there was one girl who saw me and she goes “mummy! Look, its an alien!” （惊慌失措的女生学的很像，呵呵，很有表演天赋）So I went up to her and I went:” ah” she is like ah. I ran after her and said:

5、” I am gonna eat you!”（哈哈，他奔跑的动作很搞笑） You know，Freak her out! So with my little foot here, I can also write. This is my pen here. I can actually write and type with my foot but I learn how to draw and all this a lot things. Thats pretty cool. I learn how to type 43 words in a minute on the normal com

6、puter. So its like heeling-toe heeling-toe combination and I am learning sign language with my foot I mma learn it ready? Peace（为什么我会想到piss，呵呵）. Is that cool? Very cool.多谢，多谢各位，各位早晨，早晨，大家好吗？大家都好吗？我名叫力克胡哲，很高兴和大家见面，我的轮椅就在那边，它是我的宝马BMW7系列，我打算带它参加,旧车翻新节目,把车轮换成自转的,大家知道有些翻新车,换上了油压升降系统吗?知道他们行走时会弹跳吗?我想把我的轮椅做

7、到同样效果,在过马路时弹跳起来发出怦怦响声,能够这样做,真酷! 我是生来没有手和脚的,在医学上也找不出原因,我没有四肢,但我有这小鸡腿,称它为,因为它真的很像,另外,我家的狗也以为它是鸡腿,告诉大家有趣的事,我的狗会走过来,吃我的,我就在它头上打了好几趟,真疯狂!真酷,我喜爱游泳,我可以像救生衣一样浮起来,也可以垂直浮着,我的是马达,让我全速开动前进（学发动机的嗡嗡声）.“人们第一次见到我时会感到很有趣，真酷，而小孩子会极度害怕，你知道为何吗？曾有一位小男孩看见我，到我面前说：发生了什么事？（拉长音），我上前对他说：是香烟。又有一位小女孩看见我，便说：妈妈，看！外星人！于是我上前去吼叫（发出吼

8、叫的声音，哇），她便尖叫（啊）！我追着她，说：我要吃掉你！（台下一片笑声），吓坏了她。”“我能用这啸叫掌写字，这是我的笔，我又会用它来写字，打字，画画。做很多事情，非常酷！（顺势把笔抛到身后，台下又一阵笑声。）我也能在一般的电脑上一分钟打43个字，这就是脚趾和脚跟的搭配，（晃动小鸡腿）另外，我正在用它学习手语，准备好了吗？（竖起脚掌）这代表和平（台下又是一片笑声），真酷吧！ “无论如何，今天是很开心的日子，我要告诉大家最有趣的故事，有一天我在车子内，当你由车外看我，你不会知道我是没有手和脚的，你只会看见我英俊的面孔。一天，我们一起停在交通灯前，有一辆车就驶在我们旁边，那位女孩看着我，我心里想：

9、很酷！不如一起玩玩，我知道那女孩没可能知道我是没有四肢的，于是我看着她，我用嘴抓着安全带，然后把它松开，就在车子的座位上，我就这样做（在台上用身体转了个圈，台下又使一阵笑声），她目瞪口呆（学目瞪口呆）！她说：你把我吓坏了！真酷。“我有几样东西给大家看，我会打鼓，大家相信吗？我真的会打鼓，我把鼓棍放在我的嘴里，不，说笑的！其实我有一件打鼓器（用小脚在打鼓器上打鼓），这是什么？它是一块有个按钮的垫，每个按钮代表一种响声，知道吗？所以我不只是在按播放，那么简单，看到我的脚掌吗？这是认真的（脚掌打击按钮），啊，（打了一段鼓点）大家喜欢吗？（台下一片掌声）这像你们喜欢的摇滚或流行音乐，还有这个声音，呀呀

10、。声音可调大一点吗？请我我多点，呀呀，得声音，好，这就像，（敲击了一串鼓点，并伴随着嘴的伴奏）大家喜欢吗？若安装这个在我的轮椅上，让我一边驾驶，一边玩这个技术，就真够酷了！再加上特别音效，一，二，三，四，（开始演奏摇滚乐）喜欢吗？（喜欢！）真够酷吗？（对的！）（一片掌声）美妙！“我有一格网球，想给大家看我能把它踢多远，许多人都很惊讶说：你怎可以办到的？我很想示范给大家看，很棒的!有自愿者帮忙接球吗？让我看看，就是你，你好吗？对，我的手指指着你，请你站起来，你好吗？你的名字是？（麦克），很高兴认识你，麦克，请你帮忙，向我指着的方向走，再走远一点，请大家让让路，请你面向着我，麦克，我现在要表演能把

11、球踢多远，我市碧咸的超级拥护，我爱碧咸，我很喜爱他的香蕉射球，所以我正在苦练，所以，请你往后移一点，再后一点，再后一点，后一点，后一点，再后一点，我在开玩笑呢，我不能踢那么远，请回来，可以了，我只是开玩笑。Anyway, we gonna have some fun today. And I just gonna tell you the funny story of all. Its so funny. I was in a car one day. When you see me from the outside of the car, you have no idea that I ha

12、ve no arms and no legs right? You just see my gorgeous face. （呵呵其实他长的算是帅的） when the traffic lights one day, and this car comes up next to us. And this girl looked at me and I am like:” cool! Lets have some fun here.” I know that she has no clue that I have no limbs so I looked at her, I grabbed the

13、seat belt in my mouth and loose it like this and did it in the car seat, I just did this （亏他想的出来这种招数，佩服!拥有童心。呵呵） and she was like ，she was like“you freak me out man!” Its very cool. Anyway, I have a couple of things to show you. I play drums. Do you believe me? yeah! （看来经过之前的搞怪，底下的小学生都肯定认为他是无所不能的人了!

14、） I actually play drums; I get the drumstick in my teeth. I am just joking. Look I have drum machine up here and we just gonna. So what it is? Basically its a pad right? In this like 16 buttons and so each button represents a sound right? So I am not pressing player or anything like that. You see my

15、 foot? All right, its like serious. （强悍，solo时间）Do you like that? （大家长时间的鼓掌） So thats sort of more like your rocking, you know, sort of pop. Whatever, but then you got ah ah. Can I have some more volume? Please give me some. *（难道是?） right here we go. So Its like. Do you like that? That would be very

16、cool if I can get this on my wheel chair and play while I am driving? And I get some “tech”online here we go.1,2,3,4Hey guys, do you like that?Is that cool? Beautiful. So I have a tennis ball here. I just want to show you how far I can kick this thing. And a lot of people are like freaked out, you k

17、now, how can you do that! And I just want to show you. Its very very cool. Can I have a volunteer please to catch the ball for me? Ah lets see, lets see, lets see, sure, I will get you. How are you doing? Yes, you, my finger point at you. Stand up. How are you doing? Beautiful. Whats your name?Stude

18、nt: Jack. Was it?Jack: Jack.Jack, nice to meet to you today. Now can I get you to do me a favor?And probably just go up that way , see my finger point that way? Up that way a little bit. Can you guys make a little bit path for him to go in the path a little bit? Beautiful, now just face me Jack. Now

19、 I just want to show every body how far I can actually boot this thing. I am a big fan to David Beckham. I love David Beckham. I love how he curves that ball. So I am practicing this thing. You know what I mean? Just move back, keep moving back, keep on back backkeep on back back I am joking, I cant

20、 give that far. Come forward. Its all good. I was just joking. Right, there is good. Right, there is good. Now thats a pretty big kick so I am gonna take a little bit of run-up here. Oh I think its so good. （呵呵， 又一次耍了底下的学生） I just want to see if I can get you scared a little bit. All right. Here we

21、go. Are you ready right now when you get this ball, dont throw it back because I cant catch, do you understand me? Are you ready? Here we go, when you get this ball just come up here on the stage. Is that cool,Ready, 1, 2. （又一次强悍的表演）.Look at that Jump up right, on this side. Beautiful, now Jack, hav

22、e you had a good day today? Yeah.Thanks good,I will get you to hold the ball for me.（把球扔到台下） WaitI havent done with you yet right?All right，you just Stand here ，face the crowd. So anything new happened in you life today? School, out school, boring, learn anything? No.Is school or there something coo

23、l? did you homework? No. All right,here we go.I just want to be real with you. Theres a cool game I wanna play with you. Thats cool. I am gonna get your right hand on the table. All right thats a cool ring. I gonna give me a toe ring. You know what I mean? One day I am gonna give me a swiss watch to

24、o. Anyway, just put the whole hand on here. Beautiful, now, what we gonna do, we gonna play a game called slapers. Ok? Now I dont know if you know this game. Basically, I am gonna slap you,Ok?and if you.when I go like this, you should move away this before I get you, so its a race between your hand

25、and the chicken drumstick. All right?So what gonna happen if you got 5 shocks?Ok? If I miss one out of the 5, you win. So that make sense? You only beat me once to win. Are you ready? You said you are having a good day today yet?Thiss good.This gonna change. I am joking. Are you ready? Are you scare

26、d? You are not scared. Are you ready? No.1. so when I go like this, you go like? Exactly. Ok you should be quicker.（他的小鸡腿居然那么快!） itsNo1.No2.No.3. I make it easier for you. I even look away and Ill close my eyes. Ok, now is his hand still there? I have done this a couple of times. You cant cheat on i

27、t. All right. Now I close my eyes. Your hand there? Is his hand there? （啊, 又输了） All right. No.4. I will let you win, ok? （居然表演慢动作，囧） Give me a hug, I love you. Give him applause guys. Thank you very much Jack. （全场的气氛又一次的被调动了） I have got a phone up here. It is not my cell phone. Its a normal phone. I

28、 just ripped it out from the wall. I am gonna show you how I can actually flick this phone onto my shoulder. Its very cool. Its actually not always guaranteed that it gonna happen the first time. So what happens when you fail? Try again.Very good! Very good! So can someone give me a sound for ringing phone please. ding-ling-ling. Thank you, thank you. I am coming. （哈哈，表演得很投入） ready?（呵呵，又是对着台下的一阵傻笑）。Hey, is that cool? （台下又是一阵尖叫）Awesome!（台下笑声连连）这个