1、 She grabs the coffee cup on the table and licks the rim(边缘). There you go, enjoy your coffee. That was there when I got here. Takes a bite of his muffin.PHOEBE: enters Hey you guys, you will never guess whos coming to New York. Chandler tries to come back with a smart-ass remark but cant swallow(吞咽
2、) the muffin. Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow. Oh ok, Ryan, that guy I went out with, whos in the Navy.Chandler is visibly upset You went out with a guy in the Navy? Yeah, I met him when I was playing guitar in Washington Square Park. Ryan threw in salt water taffy cause he didnt have a
3、ny change.JOEY: Hey, is that when you wrote salt water taffy(太妃糖) man? No. No, he is my submaring guy. He resurfaces(浮上水面) like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together. Only this time hes coming for two weeks. Two whole weeks, which means yay. So wait, this guy goes down
4、for like two years at a time?Once again, Chandler has a bite in his mouth and cant come back. Thatll teach you to lick my muffin.ROSS: enters Hiii. Oh no, what happened? Well, I just spoke to Carol. Bens got the chickenpox(水痘).ALL: Oh no. Yeah, so if you havent already had it, chances are youre gonn
5、a get it. Well Ive had it. Yeah, I Had it. Well, Ive never had it, I feel so left out. Sees a red bump on her arm. Oh look!OPENING TITLES Monica and Rachels apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom. Honey, you made the bed again. I told you, you dont have to do that. This isnt camp.RICHARD:
6、Ooh, then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for. Ok, I am going to take a shower and today I will be singing Jim Crochees Leroy Brown.He walks out of the bedroom and Monica starts to remake the bed. Monica. He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it
7、. Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town? Baddest. Otherwise the song would be Fat Fat Leroy Brown. Whatre you doing? Just waiting for you sweetie. Are you remaking the bed? Im sorry, Im sorry. You know what, the way you
8、did it was just fine. Then, youre redoing it because. If I tell you, youll think Im crazy. Youre pretty much running that risk(风险) either way. Ok, you see, the tag shouldnt be at the top left corner, it should be at the bottom right corner. Oh, well thats not so crazy.m just easing(放松) you in. Oh, a
9、lright. Alright, you see these little flower blossoms? They should be facing up, not down, because, well, the head of the bed is where the sun would be. You dont love me any more do you. Actually, if its possible, I love you more. Really? Wow, well then come on, I wanna show you how to fold the toil
10、et paper into a point. Chandlers office. Joey is there. Hey, look Joey, Im just saying if you need something to hold you over, I can get you a job right here as an entry level processor. But dont you need experience for a job like that? Its not that hard to learn. And as for people realizing you hav
11、e no idea what youre doing, hey, youre an actor. Act like a processor, people will think youre a processor.SCOTT: enters Hey Chandler, heres this mornings projections. Hey thanks. Scott Alexander, Joey Tribbianni. Joey is a uh, fellow processor. No kidding. Oh yeah yeah. I process. People want the p
12、rocessing, Im the one they call. Where do you work? Uhh, well, right now Im in between things. You know how it is. One day youre processing, the next day youre not so much. processing any more. I was just telling Joey about the opening in Fleischmans group. Fleischmans group. Whatever you do, dont t
13、ouch his sandwiches. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha. Scott leaves Are all you processors dorks?s apartment. Monica and Rachel are doing Phoebes makeup. Oh, this lipstick(口红) looks just great on you. You look fabulous(惊人的) honey, you really do. Yeah? Are you sure, really. She picks up a mirror and sees the white sp
14、lotches(斑点) all over her face. You see, you look beautiful. For god sakes, dim the lights. I, I, Im hideous(丑陋的).s gonna be ok. Ryans been under water. Hes just gonna be so glad that you dont have barnicles on your butt.s apartment. Ryan is walks up to the door and knocks. Come in.RYAN: Hey baby, Im
15、 back. Phoebe is sitting by the window in a veil(面纱). Hey Ryan, whats up?s goin on? Well, no no, you have to stay back. I, I have the pox. Chicken or small? Chicken. Which is so ironic(讽刺的) considering Im a vegetarian. Why arent you at home in bed? Cause my, my grandmothers never had chicken pox. Pl
16、ease, please tell me you have, cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.m sorry, I never had em. Ohh, ohh. If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox. I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face. Yeah, or you know,
17、you could just wish that I didnt have them now. Can I please see your face? Nope. You dont want to see a face covered with pox. Your face could be covered with lochs, I wouldnt care. And you hate fish. Oh. Thats so sweet, alright. Ok, alright, you can see. This is me. she unveils herself right as a
18、huge lightning bolt crashes outside. Ryan screams in terror. Oh, I am scary. Sorry, the lightning. Lightning was an unfortunate incidence. You look lovely, lovely. I hate this. Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot
19、closer than this. Phoebe, I have spent the last eight months in a steel tube with men, thinking about this moment. I am not gonna let a bunch(串) of itchy(痒的) spots stand between us. He walks to her and kisses her. Ok, this is the most romantic disease Ive ever had.s office. Joey enters. Hey. Hey, ho
20、ws the first day goin? Pretty good. Its like you said. Its mostly just putting numbers from one column into another column. Well there you go. Hey and everbody is so nice. I just had a good talk with that lady with the red hair, Jeannie. Jeannie, the head of east coast operations Jeannie? Yeah, turn
21、s out our kids go to the same school. Small world huh? Weird world. Your kids? I figure my character has kids. Ya know there isnt a part of that sentence I dont need explained. Well, see when youre acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little
22、 girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does. Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes. Yeah. Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid. Ya know what? Just did. Wow. Thats some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must have there.s apartment. Phoebe a
23、nd Ryan are playing Monopoly. You know what makes the itching even worse? That you dont stop talking about it. Fine. Lets just play, ok. Good, ok. She picks up the dice. Here we go, double sixes, here we go. She starts to rub the dice all over herself. Here we go, come to mama, just getting ready to
24、 roll the dice. Are you scratching? No. This is what I do for luck, ok.re scratching. Give me the dice. Give me the dice. No. Here. Throws them on the table. There. Ooh, double sixes. We cant scratch. You know we cant, well scar. Uhh, I cant stop thinking about it. Its just so hard. I just wanna gra
25、b all these houses and rub em all over my body. Grabs a handful of the houses. Give it. Yeah, come on. You know you want it, you know you want it too, come on. Lets just be bad, itll feel so good. She starts scratching him. Oh God help me. Now do me, do my back. Oh come on, harder.They get back to b
26、ack and start rubbing against each other. Ross and Rachel enter. Oh, stop that, stop that right now. You know, I might have expected this of you Phoebe, but Ryan, youre a military(军人) man.s office building. Joey and Jeannie are talking. You and Milton have to join us on the boat. Karenll pack a lunch, youll bring the kids, well make a day of it.JEANNIE: Oh, that sounds lovely. Were gonna have to
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