老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词Word格式文档下载.docx

1、m standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. Then I look down, and I realize theres a phone. there. Instead of.? Thats right. Never had that dream. No.All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I dont know what to do, everybody starts

2、 looking at me. And they werent looking at you before?! Finally, I figure Id better answer it, and it turns out its my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!Time Lapse, Ross has entered.Ross: （mortified） Hi. This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Are you okay, sweetie? I j

3、ust feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck. Cookie? （explaining to the others） Carol moved her stuff out today. Ohh. （to Ross） Let me get you some coffee. Thanks. Ooh! Oh! （She starts to pluck at the air just in fron

4、t of Ross.） No, no dont! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay? Fine! Be murky! Ill be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope shell be very happy. No you dont. No I dont, to hell with her, she left me! And you never knew she was a lesbian. No! Okay? Why does everyone keep fixat

5、ing on that? She didnt know, how should I know? Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. （They all stare at him.） Did I say that out loud? I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., Ill never have gran

6、dchildren, Ill never have grandchildren. was what? A wrong number? Sorry. Alright Ross, look. Youre feeling a lot of pain right now. Youre angry. Youre hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?（Ross gestures his consent.） Strip joint! Cmon, youre single! Have some hormones! I dont want to be singl

7、e, okay? I just. I just- I just wanna be married again!（Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.） And I just want a million dollars! （He extends his hand hopefully.） Rachel?Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you werent there and then this

8、 guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are,you are!Waitress: Can I get you some coffee? （pointing at Rachel） De-caff. （to All） Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. （to Rachel） This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my br

9、other Ross? Hi, sure! Hi. （They go to hug but Rosss umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.） So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? Oh God. well, it started about a half hour bef

10、ore the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- （to the waitress that brought her coffee）Sweet n Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry!

11、 And then I got really freakedout, and thats when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Yknow, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but. Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?. （to Monica） So anyway I just d

12、idnt know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but youre the only person I knew who lived here in the city. Who wasnt invited to the wedding. Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldnt be an issue. Monicas Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are t

13、rying to figure out what is going on. Now Im guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and shes really not happy about it. （imitating the characters） Tuna or egg salad? Decide! （in a deep voice） Ill have whatever Christine is having. （on phone） Daddy, I just. I cant marry him!m sorry. I just d

14、ont love him. Well, it matters to me!（The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.） If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. （re TV） Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. I say push her down the stairs. Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: Push her down the stairs

15、!（She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.）mon Daddy, listen to me! Its like, its like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, Youre a shoe! Youre a shoe, you. And today I just stopped and I said, What if I dont wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, yknow? Or a- or a hat! N

16、o, Im not saying I want you to buy me a hat, Im saying I am a ha- Its a metaphor, Daddy! You can see where hed have trouble. Look Daddy, its my life. Well maybe Ill just stay here with Monica. Well, I guess weve established whos staying here with Monica. Well, maybe thats my decision. Well, maybe I

17、dont need your money. Wait! Wait, I said maybe!Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag. Just breathe, breathe. thats it. Just try to think of nice calm things. Phoebe: （sings） Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, （Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.） bluebells and sleighbells and-

18、something with mittens. La la la la.something and noodles with string. These are a few.m all better now. （grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.） I helped! Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, hat thing. （forting he

19、r） And hey, you need anything, you can always e to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And hes away a lot. Joey, stop hitting on her!s her wedding day! What, like theres a rule or something?（The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.） Please dont do that again, its a horrible sound.Paul: （

20、over the inter） Its, uh, its Paul.Buzz him in! Whos Paul? Paul the Wine Guy, Paul? Maybe. Wait. Your not a real date tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy? He finally asked you out? Yes! Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment. Rach, wait, I can cancel. Please, no, go, thatd be fine! （to Ross） Are, are you oka

21、y? I mean, do you want me to stay? （choked voice） Thatd be good. （horrified） Really? （normal voice） No, go on!s Paul the Wine Guy! What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just plain a lot? （Chandler doesnt know.）（Theres a knock on the door and its Paul.） Hi, e in! Paul, this is. （They are

22、 all lined up next to the door.）. everybody, everybody, this is Paul. Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy!m sorry, I didnt catch your name. Paul, was it? Okay, umm-umm, Ill just-Ill be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah. A wandering? Change! Okay, sit down. （Shows Paul in） Two seconds. Ooh, I just pulled

23、 out four eyelashes. That cant be good.（Monica goes to change.） Hey, Paul! Yeah? Heres a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red. （yelling from the bedroom） Shut up, Joey! So Rachel, whatre you, uh. whatr

24、e you up to tonight? Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing! Right, youre not even getting your honeymoon, God. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year. talk about your- （thinks） -big lizards. Anyway, if you dont feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chand

25、ler are ing over to help me put together my new furniture. （deadpan） Yes, and were very excited about it. Well actually thanks, but I think Im just gonna hang out here tonight.s been kinda a long day. Okay, sure. Hey Pheebs, you wanna help? Oh, I wish I could, but I dont want to.mercial Break The Su

26、bway, Phoebe is singing for change. （singing） Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love.is like a giant pigeon.crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- （some guy gives her some change and to that guy） Thank you. （sings） La-la-la-la.ohhh! Rosss Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture. （squatting and reading the instructions） Im supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I canno