豪斯医生《house》经典台词培训资料Word文件下载.docx

1、hospital?这家医院好吗?Dependsonwhatmeanbygood.likethechairs.这得看你对好医院的定义了,我喜欢这里的椅子.Dr.Foreman:Isnttreatingpatientswhywebecamedoctors?医治病人难道不是我们成为医生的原因吗?No,illnessesdoctors.Treatingmakesmostdoctorsmiserable.不,医治疾病才是我们做医生的原因,医治病人则是医生痛苦的根源.Wilson:lovewife.我爱我老婆Youcertainlysayingit.当然，你爱这样说。患者说他可以和上帝对话,然后house

2、说他的问题应该在他的脑袋上.chase说,这只是宗教信仰house:talkGod,yourereligious.Godtalksyou,yourepsychotic.你和上帝说话,你是信仰者,上帝和你说话,你是精神病Buthavetheory.Thereonechemicalthat,ifingested,itcausespersonsestrogenlevelincreasedramatically.我有个理论,有一种药品被服用后会导致病人体内的雌激素水平大幅上升.Bill:Whatit?那是什么?House:Itscalled.estrogen.雌激素一患者志向是成为黑人议员,Youre

3、notbePresidenteitherway-theydontcallWhiteHousebecauseofpaintjob你无论如何都成不了总统的,白宫之所以叫白宫可不是因为它是给漆成白色的.Peoplewantsickdoctor.人们不喜欢生病的医生.Thatsfairenough,healthypatients.那很公平,我也不喜欢健康的病人.willlie,cheatandstealgetwant,butyoureincapablekissinglittleass?你为了得到你要的结果可以坑蒙拐骗,无所不用,怎么就不能稍稍拍拍马屁呢?Well,allourlimitations.恩

4、，人总是有缺点的.therethinlinebetweenhate.GreatWallChinawitharmedsentriespostedevery20爱与恨并非只有一线之隔,爱与恨之间隔着一道十步一岗,五步一哨的中国长城.Liftupyourarms.parasite.抬起你的手臂,你体内有个寄生虫.Jill:Liketapewormorsomething?你是说象绦虫一类的东西?Liebackliftsweater.Youputarmsdown.撩起你的毛衣,躺下,把手放下来Candoanythingabout你能除掉它吗?Onlyformonthso.Afterthatbecomes

5、illegalremove,exceptincouplestates.在大多数洲里,除掉超过一个月大的这种寄生虫是非法的.Illegal?非法的?Dontworry.ManywomenlearnembraceTheynameit,dresstinyclothes,arrangeplaydatesotherparasites.别担心,很多女人都会喜欢她们的寄生虫,给它起名字,穿衣服,还让它和其他的寄生虫一起玩.Playdates（showinghersonogram）Ithaseyes.它的眼睛很象你（这位女士怀孕了）Imstillamazedsameroomaspatient.真令我惊讶,你居

6、然还和患者呆在一间屋子里.bothermeuntilteeth.没长牙的小家伙我倒不怕.Aslongtryinggood,whateverwant.只要你尽力了,就表示你可以做任何你想做的事情Andtrying,say只要你不去尽力,你就可以说任何你想说的话.Sous,Weruleworld!那么说我们两个人加起来就做任何事,说任何话了，我们可以一起统治世界了.123456下一页House扮演者hugh获得金球奖时的发言： blahblah（客套话若干），我列出了172个感谢对象（场下略有笑声），咳，大伙准备好了吗（场下笑的人开始多了）。嗯，我把这些人写在不同的纸条上，放在了我的左边口袋里。我

7、随机抽出三个，没选中的只能算了（场下大笑）。 （摇摇口袋，掏出纸条）我要感谢剧本总监blah blah，（把纸条扔掉，下面鼓掌，笑）。（第二张纸条）我要感谢发型设计师黛安娜（纸条扔掉）。（掏出第三张，看了看，嘀咕了一句：算了。扔掉，台下鼓掌哄笑）。（第四张纸条）我要感谢我的经纪人谁谁，然后叹了口气：这不是我的笔迹！（哈哈哈哈）然后，还是正经地感谢了几个人，耳熟的名字是X战警的导演B.S.，B.S.是House第一集的导演，还在第七集里客串过自己。 So whats her name and when do I get to meet her? 她的名字叫什么,我什么时候能见到她?（盘问Wils

8、on的约会对象） Dr. Wilson: Theres nobody! Give it up!别瞎猜了,根本没这回事 Your lips say no, but your shoes say yes. 你嘴上说不,可你的鞋子泄露了真相（WILSON换了双漂亮的新鞋） Theyre French. You cant trust a word they say. 它们是法国货,法国人的话一句都不能信. Dr. Foreman: Why are you riding on me?你为什么对我这么刻薄? Its what I do. Has it gotten worse lately?我就是这样子,

9、最近我变得更厉害了吗? Yeah. Seems to me. 对我来说是的. Really? Well, that rules out the race thing. You were just as black last week. 真的吗?那么肯定不是种族歧视的原因了,你还和上周一样的黑. Dr. Forman: Ten-year olds do not have heart attacks. Its got to be a mistake.10岁的孩子不会得心脏病,肯定有什么地方错了 Right. The simplest explanation is shes a 40-year ol

10、d lying about her age. Maybe an actress trying to hang on.没错,最简单的答案就是她谎报了年纪,她其实已经四十岁了.也许她是个女演员.Dr. Cameron: Ill check into it.我去查查这个 Ill make the call.我去打电话Dr. Chase: Ill keep the kid alive. For a while at least.我去保持那孩子活着.至少能维持一会儿. Ill have lunch.我去吃午饭 Oh, Cameron, I need you for a couple of hours.C

11、ameron,你有空吗? Whats up?什么事? When you break into a house, its always better to have a white chick with you.闯空门的时候,有个白人女性陪着比较保险. What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or who ignores you while you get better?I guess it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.哪种医生你比较喜欢-在你临死时会陪在你身边的医生或者是当你病情好转后不再搭理你的医生?我猜你最讨厌的是当你快死的时候不再搭理你的医生. Another reason I dont like meeting patients. If they dont know what you lo