1、 Because I cant face tomorrow, let alone a whole year of this shit. Yeah, you got it folks. Its me again with a little attitude for all you out here and waiting for Atlanta. All you nice people living in the middle of America the beautiful. Lets see, were on er 92 FM tonight and it feels like a nice
2、 clean little band so far. No one else is using it. The price is right. Heh, heh. And yes folks you guest it. Tonight I am as horny as a ten peckerd house, so stay tuned because this is Happy Harry Hardon reminding you to eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark.Murdock - Mr. Tra
3、vis, Louis Travis. Its just for a second.Mr Woodward - So, Ill pick you up after your yearbook.Paige Woodward - Okay, dad.Mr Woodward - And no big dates tonight, you have to be well rested for your History examtomorrow.Paige - Okay.Mazz - Yo Paige, anytime anywhere beautiful. Mr. Paige.Nora Diniro -
4、 Oh, Miss Paige Woodward arriving.Janie - So rich, so smart.Nora - So perfect.Murdock - Cheryl, good to see you. Youre going to see the principal this morning.Cheryl - Can you tell me what this is about.Murdock - Well see. Excuse Misses Creswood.Luis Chavez - Yes.Nora - Check this out.Janie - What i
5、s it?Nora - Its this guy. Hes got a pirate radio station. Hiss name is Happy Harry Hardon. Hes a total sex maniac.Janie - Off course.Nora - He comes on every night at ten oclock.Happy Harry Hardon - Okay, down to business. I got my wild cherry diet Pepsi and I got my Black Jack gum here and I got th
6、at feeling, mmm that familiar feeling that something rank is going down up there. Yeah, I can smell it. I can almost taste it. The rankness in the air. Its everywhere. Its running through that old pipeline out there, trickling along the dumb concrete river and coming up the drains of those lovely tr
7、acktones we all live in. I mean I dont know. Everywhere I look it seems everything is sold out.Annie - They say this is where the reception is the coolest.Johnathan - Then hell probably live right around here.Mazz - Fucking Yuppies.Happy Harry Hardon - My dad sold out. And my mom sold out years ago
8、when she had me. And then they sold me out when they brought me to this hole in the world. They made me everything I am today so naturally I hate the bastards. Speaking of which, I am running a contest on the best way to put them out of their misery. Tonight we have number twelve of one hundred thin
9、gs to do with your body when youre all alone. Now are you ready of the incredible sound of Happy Harry Hardon coming on his own face. Oh, my god, its very possible you know. Oh, oh this is a champion one. Im going for it. Hes still growing. This. Yes, Happy Harry Hardon will go to any language to ke
10、ep his three listeners glued with Huwy Bluwy to their radios. But the question is. How far will you go? How far can you go to amaze and discuss the sensational Happy Harry Hardon. I mean. How serious are you? I ask you that. dear listener.Mr Woodward - Hi beautiful. You know I cant figure out how yo
11、u manage to get such greatgrades and you listen to that radio all night. You know. Tomorrow dont forget Yale interview. And I dont want you to look too sleepy. You know. Goodnight Sweetheart.Happy Harry Hardon - Im getting a lot of letters here guys. Here. Dear Happy Harry Hardon, my boyfriend wont
12、talk to me anymore. How do I show him that I really love him? Look, I dont know anything about these letters asking for love advice. I mean, if I knew anything about love I would be out there making it instead of talking to you guys. So just send me stuff to box 20710, USA Mail Paradise Hill Mess Ar
13、izona 84012. Replies guarantied. Dear Harry, I think your boring and upknocktius and have a high opinion of yourself. Course Im you Ill probably thinking I sent this to myself. I think school is okay. if you just look at it right. I like your music, but I really dont see why you cant be cheerful for
14、 one second. I tell you since you ask. I just arrived in this stupid suburb. I have no friends, no money, no car, no licence. And even if I did have a licence all I can do is drive out to some stupid mall. Maybe if Im lucky play some fucking video games, smoke a joint and get stupid. You see, theres nothing to do anymore. Everything decents been done. All the great themes have been used up. Turned into theme parks. So I dont really find it cheerful to be living in totally exhausted decade where there is nothing to look forward
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