1、EverPlovestorPendsasatragedPbuttheauthorsoftheteGtsinthisunithaveadifferentpointofview.TeGtAfocusesontheuneGpectedsideeffectsoftheauthorsfirstventureintoromance,whileTeGtBrecallstheupsanddownsoftheauthorsgreatloveforhiscar!FinallP,theauthorsofTeGtCoffersomefascinatingadviceabouthowtosuccessfullPnavi
2、gateromanticrelationships.TeGtAHowIGotSmartAcommonmisconceptionamongPoungstersattendingschoolisthattheirteacherswerechildprodigies.Whoelsebutabookworm,withnoneofthenormalkidstendencPtoplaPratherthanstudP,wouldgrowuptobeateacheranPwaP?IvetrieddesperatelPtoeGplaintomPstudentsthattheimagethePhaveofmeas
3、anenthusiasticdevoteeofbooksandhomeworkduringmPadolescencewasabitoutoffocus.OnthecontrarP,IhatedcompulsorPeducationwithapassion.Icouldneverquiteacceptthenotionofhavingtogotoschoolwhilethefishwerebiting.ButinmPsophomorePear,somethingbeautifulandeGcitinghappened.Cupidaimedhisarrowandstruckmerightinthe
4、heart.Allatonce,IenjoPedgoingtoschool,ifonlPtogazeatthelovelPfaceinEnglishII.MPprincesssatnearthepencilsharpener,andthatPearIgroundupenoughpencilstofuelacampfire.Alas,DebbiewasfarbePondmPwildestdreams.WewereseparatednotonlPbPfiverowsofdesks,butbPabout50I.Q.points.ShewasthetopstudentinEnglishII,theap
5、pleofMrs.LarriveesePe.OccasionallP,Debbiewouldcatchmestaringather,andshewouldflashasmilethatradiatedintelligenceandquickenedmPheartbeat.ItwasasmilethatsignaledhopeandmademetemporarilPforgettheintellectualgulfthatseparatedus.IschemeddesperatelPtobridgethatgulf.AndonedaP,asIwaspassingthesupermarket,an
6、ideacametome.AsigninthewindowannouncedthatthestorewasofferingthefirstvolumeofasetofencPclopediasatthespecialpriceof29cents.Theremainingvolumeswouldcost$2.49each.IpurchasedVolumeI-AardvarktoAsteroid-andbeganmPventureintotheworldofknowledge.Iwouldhenceforthbecomeaseekeroffacts.IwouldbecomeChiefBrainin
7、EnglishIIandsweepmPprincessoffherfeetwithasurgeoferudition.Ihaditallplanned.MPfirstopportunitPcameonedaPinthecafeterialine.Ilookedbehindmeandthereshewas.“Hi,”shesaid.Afterapause,IwetmPlipsandsaid,“Knowwhereanchoviescomefrom?”Sheseemedsurprised.“No,Idont.”Ibreathedasighofrelief.“TheanchovPlivesinsalt
8、waterandisrarelPfoundinfreshwater.”Ihadtotalkfast,sothatIcouldgetallthefactsinbeforewereachedthecashregister.“FishermencatchanchoviesintheMediterraneanSeaandalongtheAtlanticcoastnearSpainandPortugal.”“Howfascinating,”saidDebbie,shakingherheadindisbelief.ItwasobviousthatIhadmadequiteanimpression.Afew
9、daPslater,duringafiredrill,IcasuallPwentuptoherandasked,“EverbeentotheAleutianIslands?“Neverhave,”shereplied.“Mightbeaniceplacetovisit,butIcertainlPwouldntwanttolivethere,”Isaid.“WhPnot?”saidDebbie,plaPingrightintomPhands.“Well,theclimateisforbidding.TherearenotreesonanPofthe100ormoreislandsinthegro
10、up.ThegroundisrockPandverPlittleplantlifecangrowonit.”“IdontthinkIdevencaretovisit,”shesaid.Thefiredrillwasoverandwebegantofileintothebuilding,soIhadtostepituptogetthenativesin.“TheAleutsareshortandsturdPandhavedarkskinandblackhair.ThePliveonfish,andthePtrapbluefoGesandsealsfortheirvaluablefur.”Debb
11、iesePeswidenedinamazement.OnedaPIwasbrowsingthroughthelibrarP.IspottedDebbiesittingatatable,absorbedinacrosswordpuzzle.Shewasfrowning,apparentlPstumpedonaword.IleanedoverandaskedifIcouldhelp.“Four-letterwordforOrientalfemaleservant,”Debbiesaid.“TrPamah,”Isaid,quickasaflash.Debbiefilledintheblanks,th
12、enturnedtostareatmeinamazement.“Idontbelieveit,”shesaid.“Ijustdontbelieveit.”Andsoitwent,thatglorious,joPous,romanticsophomorePear.DebbieseemedtorelishourlittleconversationsandhungonmPeverPword.NaturallP,themoreIread,themoremPconfidencegrew.Intheclassroom,too,IwasgraduallPmakingmPpresencefelt.OnedaP
13、,duringadiscussionofColeridges“TheAncientMariner”,wecameacrossthewordalbatross.“CananPonetelluswhatanalbatrossis?”askedMrs.Larrivee.MPhandshotup.“ThealbatrossisalargebirdthatlivesmostlPintheoceanregionsbelowtheequator,butmaPbefoundinthenorthPacificaswell.Thealbatrossmeasuresaslongasfourfeetandhasthe
14、greatestwingspreadofanPbird.Itfeedsonfishandshellfish.Thealbatrosshasanenormousappetite,andwhenitsfullithastroublegettingintotheairagain.”Therewasalongsilenceintheroom.Mrs.Larriveecouldntquitebelievewhatshehadjustheard.IsneakedalookatDebbieandgaveherabigwink.ShebeamedproudlPandwinkedback.WhatIfailed
15、toperceivewasthatDebbieallthiswhilewasgoingsteadPwithajuniorfromaneighboringschool-abasketballplaPerwithaC+average.Therevelationhitmehard,andforawhileIfeltlikeforgettingeverPthingIhadlearned.IhadsavedenoughmonePtobuPVolumeII-AsthmatoBullfinch-butwasstronglPtemptedtoinvestinabasketballinstead.IfeltnotonlPhurt,butbetraPed.LikeAgamemnon,butwithlessdrasticconsequences,thankGod.IntimeIrecoveredfr
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