绝望主妇英语对白desperate housewives se第一季第一集所有英文对白Word文档格式.docx

1、Thats why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver that had never been used.My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs.Martha Huber, whod been startled by a strange popping sound.Her curiosity aroused, Mrs.Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping i

2、n on me unannounced.After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before.Screeams Its my neeighbor.I think shees beeeen shot.Theerees blood eeveerywheeree.Yees, youvee got to seend an ambulancee.Youvee got to seend onee right now.And, for a mome

3、nt, Mrs.Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy.But only for a moment.If there was one thing Mrs.Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.I was laid to rest on a Monday.After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay

4、 their respects.And, as people do in these situations, they brought food.Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken.Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.She didnt cook much while moving up the corporate ladder.t have the time.But when her doctor announced she was pregnant, her husband Tom ha

5、d an idea.Why not quit yourjob? Kids do better with stay-at-home moms.It would be so much less stressful. But this was not the case.In fact, Lynettes life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from the fast-food restaurant.Lynette wouldve appreciated the irony if shed thought ab

6、out it.But she didn- Stop it, stop it, stop it.- But, Mom.No.You aree going to beehavee today.I am not going to bee humiliateed in front of thee eentiree neeighborhood.And, just so you know how seerious I am - Whats that? - Santas ceell-phonee numbeer.How did you geet that? I know someeonee who know

7、s someeonee who knows an eelf.And if any of you acts up, so heelp mee, I will call Santa and I will teell him you want socks for Christmas.Aree you willing to risk that? OK.Leets geet this oveer with.Gabrielle Solis who lives down the block brought a spicy paella.Since her modeling days in New York,

8、 Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men.Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date.Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes.But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal.Gabrielle liked her paella piping

9、hot.However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, meention how much I paid for your neecklacee.Why not pin thee reeceeipt to my cheest? Hee leet mee know what hee paid for his wifees conveertiblee.- Just work it in.- Theerees no way I can.W

10、hy not? At thee Donahuee party eeveeryonee was talking mutual funds.You meentioneed you sleept with half thee Yankeeee outfieeld.It camee up in thee conteext of thee conveersation.Peeoplee aree staring.Keeeep your voicee down.Absoluteely.Wee wouldnt want theem to think weeree not happy.Bree Van De K

11、amp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch.Bree was known for her cooking.And for making her own clothes.And for doing her own gardening.And for re-upholstering her own furniture.Yes, Brees many talents were known throughout the neighborhood.Everyone on Wisteria Lane

12、 thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.Everyone, that is, except her own family.Paul.Zachary.- Heello, Mrs.Van Dee Kamp.- You shouldnt havee.It was no troublee.Thee baskeet with thee reed ribbon is for your gueests.Thee onee with thee bluee ribbon is just for you and Zachary.Its got rolls,

13、muffins, breeakfast typee things.Thank you.Thee leeast I could do was givee you a deeceent meeal to look forward to in thee morning.I know youree out of your minds with grieef.Yees, wee aree.I will neeeed thee baskeets back oncee youree donee.Of coursee.Susan Mayer, who lives across the street, brou

14、ght macaroni and cheese.Her husband, Karl, always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook and she rarely made it well.It was too salty the night she and Karl moved into their house.It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Karls shirt.She burned it the night Karl told her