幽默又有意义的英语发言稿.docx

1、幽默又有意义的英语发言稿幽默又有意义的英语发言稿篇一:幽默的英语演讲稿英语演讲幽默开场白作为一个演讲者,我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨:一种是我讲话声音太大了,他们无法入睡;第二种是我讲得时间太长了,他们无法一直清醒。作为一个讲演者,他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲一个著名的演讲相比较。当他演讲结束时,也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛特别是计划委员会。幽默注释:演讲者讲得太糟糕了,组织者哭得很伤心。演讲结束时,宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来你泰然自若,优雅地点头微笑着,心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡poise is when youfinish your speech and th

2、e toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busyschedule to be a part of their program - and you nod and smile graciously knowingfull well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释:一些老干部退休后没什么事干,有人请他参加一些活动,他还假装很忙,好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张,但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象

3、所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。此时此刻,我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体,真的起作用,我不再紧张了,但眼睛有些疲劳。i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to thinkof the entire audience as being naked. and so, at this very moment, im standingup here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. and it really works.i n

4、o suffer from nervousness. eyestrain. yes幽默注释:把观众想象成裸体,意思是我不怕你们,就不紧张了。创新句子:大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张,我属于少部分人,我非常紧张。我本人不自负我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。 personally, i have never been conceited - and i cant tell you how much i admiremyself for that.幽默句子:他因为自己不自负,所以变得非常骄傲。创新句子:我一点儿都不自负,我希望别人也这么看我.我先用简单明了的英语演讲,以后我再翻译给律师听。

5、 let me put this into plain english. ill translate it for the lawyers later.幽默注释:律师总喜欢用复杂的语言,简单的话都听不懂了。创新句子:我的讲话有三个版本,小学生版本,中学生版本,大学生版本,你是听小学一年纪版的,还是小学二年纪版的?如果你听过这个故事,请不要打断我,我就知道这一个故事。 if youve already heard this story, please dont stop me because its the onlyone i know.幽默注释:就是你知道两个故事,讲故事前也可以这么说。创新句

6、子:我讲个笑话,如果你们听过,也希望装做没听过,我也这样照顾你们。演讲就象给草坪浇水,如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。 making a speech is like watering a lawn. youre satisfied if just a quarter ofit sinks in.幽默注释:有人打呼噜,有人说话,都是正常的,有四分之一观众听就不错了。幽默句子:即兴演讲的开场白。创新句子:我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲,我不知道我要讲点儿什么开始前我想告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目,我现在少讲20分钟,我们能够及时赶回家看2台的节目。before i begin, i

7、 want you to know that the following speech has been edited fortelevision. i cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for thegame on channel 2. 幽默注释:放着现场不看,偏要回家在电视上看。可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因:第一个原因是你们的计划委员会一直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的演讲者,他们找到了。第二个原因是那个人病了,所以就打电话把我找来了。幽默注释:一开始好象在说自己很牛,其实就是个临时替场。创

8、新句子:我认为我演讲很风趣,可为什么没人笑呢?篇二:幽默英语演讲稿幽默英语演讲稿love your mother爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom你为什么哭一个小男孩问他的妈妈. because im a woman, she told him. 因为我是女人,她告诉他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats . 妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系.later th

9、e little boy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣 all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say.所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的.the little boy grew up andbecame a man,still wondering why women cry. 等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a

10、 call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, whydo women cry so easily最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣god answered. 上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special. i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet, 当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,却让她的双

11、臂温柔的足够去安慰他人. i gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejectioneven from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛, 也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子.i gave her a hardnessthat allows herto keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickness an

12、d fatigue without我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进, 并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言 (i)gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances.even when her child has hurt her badly. she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quella teenagers anxieti

13、es and fears.我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候.她用那特别的力量,让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰,也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧.i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faultsand i fashionedher from his rib to protect his heart.我给她力量关心她的丈夫,尽管他会犯错.我用男人的肋骨创造了女人,使女人可以保护男人的心脏.i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband

14、never hurts his wife, but sometimestests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. 我给她智慧,让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子,但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心.for all of this hard work,i also gave her a tear to is hers to use whenever needed andit is her only weakness.when you see her cry, tell her h

15、ow much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even thoughshe may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.因为这些种种的困难,我也同样赐她流下眼泪,这是当她在需要时可以使用的,这是她唯一的软弱之处.当你看到她哭泣的时候,告诉她你有多么地爱她,告诉她她为所有人所做的一切,即使这样她可能还是会哭泣,但你会使她的心里得到安慰.she is special!please send this to women you know, and those with

16、mothers,sisters, and specialwomen in their lives.她是独特的!请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人,有母亲,姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人. but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thinga woman is.篇三:中英文幽默演讲幽默演讲调侃自己(中英对照)演讲者如何调侃自己创新句子:你们或者睡觉,或者不睡,只要不打呼噜,我就接着讲。幽默注释:演讲者讲得太糟糕了,组织者哭得很伤心。演讲结束时,宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来你泰然自若

17、,优雅地点头微笑着,心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡。 poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for takingtime out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program - and you nod and smilegraciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffeefrom breakfast. 幽

18、默注释:一些老干部退休后没什么事干,有人请他参加一些活动,他还假装很忙,好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张,但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。此时此刻,我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体,真的起作用,我不再紧张了,但眼睛有些疲劳。i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to thinkof the entire audience as being naked. and so, at this very moment, im standing up

19、here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. and it really works. i no suffer from nervousness. eyestrain. yes. 幽默注释:把观众想象成裸体,意思是我不怕你们,就不紧张了。创新句子:大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张,我属于少部分人,我非常紧张。我本人不自负我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。 personally, i havenever been conceited - and i cant tell you how much i admire myse

20、lf for that.幽默句子:他因为自己不自负,所以变得非常骄傲。创新句子:我一点儿都不自负,我希望别人也这么看我。我先用简单明了的英语演讲,以后我再翻译给律师听。 let me put this into plain english. ill translate it for the lawyers later.幽默注释:律师总喜欢用复杂的语言,简单的话都听不懂了。创新句子:我的讲话有三个版本,小学生版本,中学生版本,大学生版本,你是听小学一年纪版的,还是小学二年纪版的?如果你听过这个故事,请不要打断我,我就知道这一个故事。if youve already heard this stor

21、y, please dont stop me because its the onlyone i know.幽默注释:就是你知道两个故事,讲故事前也可以这么说。创新句子:我讲个笑话,如果你们听过,也希望装做没听过,我也这样照顾你们。演讲就象给草坪浇水,如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。 making a speech is like watering a lawn. youre satisfied if just a quarter ofit sinks in.幽默注释:有人打呼噜,有人说话,都是正常的,有四分之一观众听就不错了。幽默句子:即兴演讲的开场白。创新句子:我不知道你们会不会喜欢我

22、的演讲,我不知道我要讲点儿什么。开始前我想告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目,我现在少讲20分钟,我们能够及时赶回家看2台的节目。before i begin, i want you to know that the following speech has been edited for television. i cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the gameon channel 2. 幽默注释:放着现场不看,偏要回家在电视上看。可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因:第一个原因是你们的

23、计划委员会一直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的演讲者,他们找到了。第二个原因是那个人病了,所以就打电话把我找来了。幽默注释:一开始好象在说自己很牛,其实就是个临时替场。创新句子:我认为我演讲很风趣,可为什么没人笑呢?有人有舞台恐惧症,我没有;舞台不会怎么样我,是观众快把我吓死了! some peoplesuffer from stage fright. i dont. the stage doesnt bother me at all. its theaudience that scares the hell out of me! 幽默注释:stage fright舞台恐惧症,而不是舞台吓唬我

24、。我们每个人都希望能在某一时刻把时钟拨回去。如果我能够把时钟拨回去 at one timeor another, i think each of us has wished we could turn back the clock. i know ifi could turn back the clock just 45 minutes, id be the happiest person in this room.because thats when i left my speech on the kitchen table. 幽默注释:自己上台前还在刻苦练习,演讲稿落家里了,讲错了希望观众

25、包涵。我不想吹牛,但上次我演讲时所有的观众都站了起来,他们再也没有坐下,直到走到他们的汽车那儿。i dont want to brag, but the last time i did this it brought the audience toits feet. and they never sat down again until they reached their cars. 幽默注释:观众听他演讲,都站起来走了,他还在吹牛呢。创新句子:我演讲时用一种平缓的语速娓娓道来,观众睡得很香甜。如果我有点儿犹豫,你们一定要原谅我,这是我第一次饭后演讲在卖当劳里冲我的小孩儿喊叫除外。if im

26、 a little hesitant, youll have to excuse me. this is the first after-dinnerspeech ive ever made -except for yelling at my kids in mcdonalds. 幽默注释:自嘲自己演讲没什么经验。创新句子:你可能知道我已经养成了饭后演讲的习惯。我不习惯面对这么多观众演讲,让我鼓起勇气的一件事情就是我在谈论我最喜欢的题目我。篇二:幽默英语演讲稿幽默英语演讲稿love your mother爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked hi

27、s mom你为什么哭一个小男孩问他的妈妈.because im a woman, she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said,and you never will, but thats .妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系.later the little boy asked his father,why does mom seem to cry for no reason.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣all women c

28、ry for no reason, was all his dad could say.所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的.the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易

29、哭泣god answered.上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special.i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,made her arms gentle enough to give comfort.当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人.i gave her the inner strengthto endure childbirth篇三:幽默

30、英文演讲稿篇一:幽默英语演讲稿幽默英语演讲稿love your mother爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom你为什么哭一个小男孩问他的妈妈.because im a woman, she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said,and you never will, but thats .妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系.later the little boy asked his

31、 father,why does mom seem to cry for no reason.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣all women cry for no reason, was all his dad couldsay.所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的.the little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily 最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣god answered. 上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special.i made her shouldersstrong enough to ca