1、IT狂人台词文本【 IT狂人第一季第1期 】Hope this doesnt embarrass you Jen, but I found the best thing to do with the new employee is to size them up with a long hard stare.希望你不要感到尴尬,珍。因为我发现考量新员工最好的办法就是用眼睛紧紧地盯着他。So!So.Firstday!Yes!那么!怎样。第一天上班?没错!Scary.?Yes.Dontbescared!OhImnotreally scared.害怕吧?是.别怕!其实我也不是很怕。Youshould
2、be!WellImalittlebitscared.What?Dontbe!应该怕!我确实有点小怕啦。啥?别怕!Makeupyourmind!你到底想怎样。Sohereyouare!好吧你说!Yes.Imreallylookingforwardto.Gettingtogripswiththe.其实,我很希望能.认真做好.ImgonnaputyouinI.T.BecauseyousaidonyourCVyouhadalotofexperiencewith computers.我决定把你安排在IT部门。因为你在简历里说你在电脑方面很有经验。IdidsaythatonmyCV,yes.Iputer.
3、thing,you know.我的确在简历里提过,没错。我有着丰富的经验,关于整体的.电脑的. 事儿。Emails.sendingemails,receivingemails,deletingemails.Icouldgoon.Do!例如电子邮件.发邮件,收邮件,删邮件.除此之外我还会很多。那接着说!TheWeb.Usingmouse.mices.usingmice.Clicking.doubleclicking.thecomputerscreenof course,thekeyboard.我会上网. 点鼠标 .各种鼠标。单击.双击.当然还有显示器、键盘.Thebitthatgoesonthe
4、floordownthere.Theharddrive?Correct.那边安在地板上的叫什么来着.硬盘吗?就是它。Aha!Well,youcertainlyseemtoknowyourstuff.啊哈!看来你对你的专业非常熟悉。Thatsettles.GotagoodfeelingaboutyouJen!Andtheyneedanewmanager.就这么定了。对你的感觉很不错啊,珍!那边正好缺个新经理。Ohfantastic!So.thepeopleIllbeworkingwith,whatretheylike?太好了!那.要跟我一起工作的同事,他们怎么样?Standardnerds!标准
5、的书呆子!【 IT狂人第一季第2期 】HelloI.T. ?Haveyoutriedturningitoffandon again?你好,IT部。试过关机重启吗?OK,well,thebuttonontheside,isitglowing?好,边上的钮亮不亮?Yeah,youneedtoturniton!Thebutton,turnsit on? !对,你需要先按键开机!就是那个钮,按下去了吗?Yeah.You.Yeah.Youdoknowhowabutton works,dontyou?No,notonclothes!是.你.对.你知道怎么按按钮吧,不是吗?不是衣服上的纽扣!(button=
6、按钮=纽扣)Hello,I.T. ?Yeah?Haveyoutriedforcinganunexpectedreboot?你好,IT部。是吗?你试过强制意外重启吗?No,no!Thereyougo!Nothereyougo,Ijusthearditcomeon.不不!就是那样!这回对了,我刚听见开机的声音了。Nono,thatsthemusicyouhearwhenitcomeson.不不,你听见的是开机音乐。No,thatsthemusicyouhearwhen.Imsorry,areyoufromthepast? !不,有音乐说明.抱歉,你是从古代来的吗?Seethedriverhooks
7、afunctionbypatchingthesystemcalltable.驱动程序通过修补系统调用表调用挂钩函数。Soitsnotsafetounloadit,unlessanotherthreadsabouttojumpinthereanddoitsstuff.所以直接卸载不安全,除非让另一个进程接管。Andyoudontwanttoendupinmiddleofinvalidmemory.Hello?如果在无效内存中挂掉就悲催了。喂?Ohreally?Really,whydontyoucomedownhereandmakemethen?是嘛?那你干吗不下来跟我单挑啊?What?Ohyou
8、thinkImafraidofyou?Imnotafraidofyou!什么?你以为我怕你啊?我才不怕你呢!YoucancomedownhereanytimeandIllbewaitingforya!Thattoldher!有种你就下来,本人随时恭候!就欠这么跟她说!OhGod,itsabouttimeyougotback,itsbeenallgo.哎呀老天,你该早点回来,错过刚才的好戏了。Youhadajob?你去修电脑了?Girlonfifth.五楼那姑娘报修.Didyouandher.hititoff?你跟她. 投缘吗?DefineHititoff?投缘是什么意思?Didsheconti
9、nuetalkingtoyouonceyoudfixedhercomputer?就是修完电脑后,她还理你吗?No.AndwhileIwasworkingonit,sherestedacuponmyback.不理.而且我趴着修电脑时,她还在我背上放了个杯子。No? !Yep!Unbelievable!不是吧?你看!简直难以置信!Yeah,Imeantheyvenotrespectforusupthere,norespect!Whatsoever!Werealljust drudgenstothem没错,楼上的人对咱们太没尊重了!是不尊重!无所谓是什么词!简直当咱们是哭工!(Roy把drudge说
10、成了drudgen)Yes!Ifthereweresuchathingasadrudgen,thatiswhatwedbetothem.没错!要是世上有哭工这个词,那我们一定是。Itsliketheyrepallywallywhentheresaproblemwiththeirprinter,butonceitsfixed.打印机坏了他们都跟你称兄道弟的,可只要你一修好.Theytossusawaylikeyesterdaysjam!他们像对隔夜的果酱那样,随手就把咱们扔到一旁!Yes!Yesterdaysjam!Thatiswhatwearetothem!对!隔夜的果酱!那就是我们在他们眼里
11、的形象!Actuallyyouknowwhat?Thatdoesntreallyworkasathing.becauseyouknow,jamlastsfor ages.其实那比喻还是有点不准确.果酱保质期很长的。Hello,I.T. ?Haveyoutriedturningitoffandonagain?你好,IT部。试过关机重启吗?Unisextoilets?Youhaveunisextoilets,likeAllyMcBeal?无性别卫生间?你们居然有无性别卫生间,跟甜心俏佳人里一样?【 IT狂人第一季第7期 】Itmightbesomethingyousay,orsomethingyo
12、u do!那些迹象可能会是你说的话,或者干的事!Butwhenwenoticethis,andbelievemewewill noticethis,theresgoingtobealongwaydownfor you,sweetchicks!我们只要注意到这些迹象,相信我,我们一定会留意的,你就会在这儿待好长时间,小丫头!Hellrealizeinasecond.他马上就会反应过来他说错了。Icannotbelieveyouregoingtotellonme.Youre likeapairofhorribleoldwomen.真不敢相信,你们居然打算告发我。你们俩就像一对老巫婆。Whatdid
13、shesay?她说什么?Shesaidwerelikehorribleoldwomen.她说我们像老巫婆。Shedidnt!她怎会这么说!Heyguys!Ok,gotsomethingtotellme?你们好啊,伙计们!找我有事吗?Yes,well,itslikethis.有点事。是这样的.Lookatyou!MyI.T.Team.看看你们!我的IT团队。Yeah.Teamplayerseachandeveryoneofyou.没错。你们每个人都是团队的一员。Yeah,whatshe.Theresnoroomforpeoplewhocantactinateamonmyteam!对,但她.在我这
14、儿没有团队精神可不行!Excuseme.Hello?What? !Wellifyoucantworkasateam,youreallfired!Thatsit,youheard me,fine!Getyourthingsandgo!抱歉。喂?什么?!要是你们不能像团队一样工作,就给我走人!就是那样,你没听错,你们被解雇了!拿着你的东西走人!Hello,Security?Everyoneonfloor4isfired.Escortthemfromthepremises.Anddoitasa team!喂,保卫科吗?四楼的人都被炒了,把他们送出大楼。别忘了团队合作!Rememberyoureate
15、am,andifyoucantactasateam,yourefiredtoo!记住你们是个团队,如果没有团队精神你们也给我走人!Dawn!Getontorecruitment.Tellthemtolookforasecurityteamthatcanworkasteam.道恩!找人事部,让他们招一组有团队精神的保安队。Theymayhavetoescortoursecurityteamfromthebuilding,fornotactinglikeateam!让他们把现在的保安队轰出去,他们没有团队精神!Team!Teamteamteamteamteam!Ievenlovesayingthe
16、wordTeam.团队!团队 、团队、团队.我特喜欢说这个词。Youprobablythinkthatsapictureofmyfamily?你们可能认为这是我家的全家福?ItstheATeam.Body,Doyle,Tiger,theJewelleryMan!Allofthem!Sowhatdoyouwannatell me?其实这是顶级团队。宝迪 、道尔、 泰格、 还有个带珠宝的男人!他们都是!话说你们来找我什么事?Well,itsjustnotworkingout.哦,我们之间合不来。Hesjoking!他开玩笑呢!Butyousaid.可你刚才说.Notworkingout?合不来?O
17、hno!No!Wearegettingonlikeabighouseonfire!Yeah!啊没有没有!我们之间好着呢,跟老房子着火似的!没错!Myearsgettinghot!我的耳朵烫死了!No.Youknowwhat?Weshouldleavenow,becauseyouknow,youreabusymanandweve takenfartoomuchofyourtime.看来我们该走了。因为你是个大忙人,我们已经占用你很多时间了。Jencouldyoujustgetthedoorformethere?AbsolutelyRoy!珍啊,你能帮我开一下门吗?当然可以,罗伊!Sowhydid
18、youcomehereinthefirstplace?那你们一开始来这儿是干吗?Um.Wesetupavoiceactivationsystemonyourcomputer.Ithinkyouregonnaenjoyit.那个.我们给你电脑装了个语言激活系统。我觉得你会喜欢的。Itmightjusttakealittlewhiletogetthepitchrightonthevoice,butnonetheless,goahead!Thankyouverymuch!Byebye!Thankyou!可能要花点时间调整声音,让音高和内置语音对应上,不过没关系,多练习练习就好了!非常感谢!再见!谢谢!Howexciting!Hello.Hellocomputer!Hello!Hello.Hellocomputer.太激动了!你好。电脑你好!你好!你好。电脑你好.
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