Kung Fu Panda中英文剧本.docx

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KungFuPanda中英文剧本

功夫熊猫中英文剧本

（KungFuPanda）

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KungFuPandaEnglishscript

Legendtellsofalegendarywarrior,

whosekungfuskillswerethestuffoflegend.

Hetravelledthelandinsearchofworthyfoes.

Iseeyouliketochew.

Maybeyoushouldchewonmyfist.

Thewarriorsaidanythingforhismouthwasfull.

Thenheswallowed.

Andthenhespoke.Enoughtalk.Let'sfight.

Hewassodeadlyinfact,thathisenemieswillgoblind,

fromoverexposuretopureawesomeness.

Myeyes!

He'stooawesome!

Andattractive.Howcanwere-payyou?

Thereisnochargeforawesomeness.

Orattractiveness.

Itmatterednothowmanyfoeshefaced.Theywerenomatchforhisvoracity.

Neverbeforehadapandabeensofeared,andsoloved.

EventhemostheroicheroesinallofChina,

TheFuriousFive.Bowedinrespecttothisgreatmaster.

Weshouldhangout.

Agreed.

Buthangingoutwouldhavetowait.

Causewhenyou'refacingthetenthousanddemonsofdemonmountain.

Thereisonlyonethingthatmattersandthat抯...

Getup!

You'llbelateforwork.

Po...Getup!

Hey,Po.Whatareyoudoingupthere?

Ahh..nothing.

Monkey,Mantis,Crane,Viper,Tigress...Roarrrr!

Ahh...

Po.Let'sgo.You'relateforwork.

Coming!

SorryDad.

Sorry,doesn'tmaketheNoodles.

Whatwereyoudoingupthere?

Allthatnoise?

Oh...nothing.Justhadacrazydream.

Aboutwhat?

Uh?

Whatwereyoudreamingabout?

WhatwasI...aah...

...Iwasdreamingabouta...

Noodles.

Noodles?

Youwerereallydreamingaboutnoodles?

Uhh...Ya,whatelsewouldIbedreamingabout?

Oh,careful.Thatsoupis-sharp!

Oh...happyday.Mysonfinallyhavingthenoodledream.

Youdon'tknowhowlongIhavebeenwaitingforthismoment.

Thisisasign,Po.

Uh...asignofwhat?

Youarealmostreadytobeentrustedwiththesecretingredient,...ofmysecretingredientsoup.

Andthenyouwillfulfillyourdestinyandtakeovertherestaurant.

JustasItookoverfrommyfatherwhotookoverfromhisfather.

whowonitfromafriendoveragameofmahjong.

Dad,dad,dad.Itwasjustadream.

No,itwastheDream.

WuXiangnoodles.Po,brothrunsthroughourveins.

ButDad,didn'tyoueverwantedtodosomethingelse?

Something,besidenoodles.

Actually,whenIwasyoungandcrazy.

Ithoughtofrunningawayandlearninghowtomaketofu.

Sowhydidn'tyou?

Oh,becauseitwasastupiddream.

Canyouimaginememakingtofu?

Ha,ha,ha.Tofu!

No,weallhaveourplaceinthisworld.

Myishereandyoursis......Iknow"ishere".

No,itstables2,5,7and12.

Servicewithasmile.

Welldone,students...

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...ifyouweretryingtodisappointme.

Tigress,youneedmoreferocity.Monkeygreaterspeed.

Crane,height.Viper,subtlety.Mantis...MasterShifu...

MasterShifu...What?

It...itsMasterOogway,hewantstoseeyou.

MasterOogway,yousummonedme?

Issomethingwrong?

Whymustsomethingbewrongformetowanttoseemyoldfriend?

So,nothingiswrong?

Well,Ididn'tsaythat.

Youweresaying?

Ihavehadavision.

TaiLungwillreturn.

Thatisimpossible.He'sinprison.

Nothingisimpossible.

Zeng,flytoChordomPrison.Tellthemtodoubletheguards,

Doubletheweapons.Doubleeverything.

TaiLungdoesnotleavethatprison.

Yes,MasterShifu.

Oneoftenmeetshisdestinyontheroadhetakestoavoidit.

Wehavetodosomething.Wecan'tjusthavehimmarchinthevalley.

Andtakehisrevenge.He'll,he'll...

Yourmindislikethiswatermyfriend.Whenitisagitated...

...itbecomesdifficulttosee.

Butifyouallowittosettle,theanswerbecomesclear.

TheDragon'sscroll.

Itistime.Butwho?

Whoisworthytobetrustedwiththesecrettolimitlesspower?

TobecometheDragonWarrior.

Idon'tknow.

Excuseme.Sorry.

Oo...oosorry.Hey,watchitPo.

Sorry.Aah...Oop!

Sorry,athousandpardon.

What?

MasterOogwayischoosingaDragonWarrior,today.

Everyone,everyone,go!

GettotheJadePalace!

OneofthefiveisgoingtogettheDragon'sScroll.

Wehavebeenwaitingathousandyearsforthis.Justtakethebowl!

ThisisthegreatestdayinKungFuhistory!

Don'tworryaboutit.Justgo!

Po!

Whereareyougoing?

TotheJadePalace.

Butyou'reforgettingyournoodlecart.

Thewholevalleywillbethereandyouwillsellnoodletoallofthem.

Sellingnoodles?

ButDad.YouknowIwaskindofthinking,maybeI...

Ya?

Iwaskindofthinking,maybeI...

Ahh...Haa..?

Couldalsosellthebeanbuns.They'reabouttogobad.

That'smyboy!

Itoldyouthatdreamwasasign.

Ya...I'mgladIhadit.

Almostthere.

What?

No!

No!

No!

SorryPo.We'llbringyoubackasouvenir.

No,I'llbringyoubackasouvenir.

It'sahistoricday.Isn'titMasterOogway?

Yes.TheoneIfearedIwouldnotlivetosee.

Areyourstudentsready?

Yes,MasterOogway.

Nowknowthisoldfriend...

WhomeverIchosewillnotonlybringpeacetothevalley,butalsotoyou.

Letthetournamentbegin!

No,no,no,wait!

I'mcoming.

Hey!

Openthedoor.

Letmein!

CitizensoftheValleyofPeace.

Itismygreathonourtopresenttoyou,

Tigress,Viper,Crane,Monkey,Mantis.

TheFuriousFive!

Ah...Ah...Ahh...

They'reTheFuriousFive!

Aah..aah...ouch!

Warriorsprepare!

Blast,No,QuickPo.Readyforbattle.

Thethousandtonsoffire!

Ho...ha...howw!

Wow...Lookatthat!

Hey!

Getoutoftheway!

Uhh...Oh...ohh!

Ah...ah...aah!

Hiyaah...ouch!

Andfinally,MasterTigress.

Believemecitizens,youhavenotseenanythingyet.

Iknow!

MasterTigressfacesIronArmsanditsBladesofDeath.

IsensetheDragonWarriorisamongus.

CitizensoftheValleyofPeace,

MasterOogwaywillnowchoosetheDragonWarrior.

Hah...butta...No,no,nowait!

Yaa...ahh.

Ha...ha...haah!

Ha...ha...haah.Po!

Whatareyoudoing?

WhatdoesitlooklikeI'mdoing?

Stop!

Stop!

I'mgoingtoseetheDragonWarrior.

ButIdon'tunderstand,youfinallyhavethenoodledream.

Ilied.Idon'tdreamaboutnoodles,Dad.

IloveKungFu...uuu!

Ohcomeonson.Let'sgetbacktowork.

Heay...okay.

Ahh...aahh...aah.

Po!

...Heay...heay...hey.Oh...Somebody...

Oh.What'sgoingon?

...Where?

Whyareyoupointing...?

Oh.Okay.Sorry.IjustwantedtoseewhotheDragonWarriorwas?

Howinteresting?

Master,areyoupointingatme?

Him.Who?

You.Me?

TheuniversehasbroughtustheDragonWarrior.

What?

What?

What?

What!

Stopwait.Whotoldyouto...

MasterOogway,wait.

Thatcrabbypandacan'tpossiblybetheanswertoourproblem.

YouwereabouttoappointtheTigress.andthatthingfellinfrontofher.

Thatwasjustanaccident.Therearenoaccidents.

ForgiveusMaster.Wehavefailedyou.

No.Ifthepandahasnotquitbymorning,thenIwouldhavefailedyou.

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Wait,wait,wait!

IbringamessagefromMasterShifu.

What?

Doubletheguard.Extraprecautions.

Yourprisonmaynotbeadequate?

Youdoubtmyprisonsecurity?

Absolutelynot!

Shifudoes.I'mjustthemessenger.

I'llgiveyouamessageforyourMasterShifu.

EscapefromChordomprisonisimpossible.

Impressiveisn'tit?

Yes,veryimpressive.Itisveryimpressive.

Onewayin.Andonewayout.

Onethousandguardsandoneprisoner.

Yes,exceptthatprisonerisTaiLung.

Takeusdown.

Ahh...ahh...ahh...ahhOh...oo...oh..

Ohmy...

BeholdTaiLung.

I'llumm...I'lljustwaitrighthere.

It'snothingtoworryabout.It'sperfectlysafe.

Bothposts.Attheready.

Heytoughguy.Didyouhear...

OogwayisfinallygoingtogivesomeonetheDragonScroll...

...andit'snotgoingtobeyou.

Whatareyoudoing?

Don'tgethimmad.

Whatishegoingtodoaboutit?

I'vegothimcompletelyimmobilised.

Haa...haa...haa...haa!

Oh...DidIsteponthewoolykiddy'stail?

I'mgonna...I'veseenenough.

I'mgonnatellShifuthathehasnothingtoworryabout.

No,hedoesn't.OkayI'lltellhimthat.

Hmm...Canwepleasegonow?

Oh.Waitasecond.

Ithinktherehasbeenaslightmistake.

Err...EveryoneseemstothinkI'merr...

Ahh...ThesacredHallofWarriors.

Noway.

Lookatthisplace.

MasterFlying-Rhino'sarmour.

Withauthenticbattledamage!

Wow...theSwordofHeroes.

Saidtobesosharp,youcancutyourselfjustbylooking...Aah!

...Oww!

TheinvisibleDragonofDestiny.

Uuhhs...I'veonlyseenpaintingsofthatpainting.

Aah...ah...ha...ha...ha...Heeyah...yah..Aah...ah...ah..

Noo..!

Ho...oh,oh,oh...

ThelegendaryUrnofWhisperingWarriors.

SaidtocontainsoulsoftheentireTenshuarmy.

Hello?

Haveyoufinishedsightseeing?

Sorry.Ishouldhavecometoseeyoufirst.

Mypatienceisrunningthin.Ohh?

Well.Imean,it'snotlikeyouaregoinganywhere.

Youturnaround.Sure.

Hey,howisitgoing?

Howdoyouget500...MasterShifu!

...Ooh!

...

Ohh...whooo...

Someonebrokethat...ButI'mgoingtofixit...I...

Doyouhavesomeglue...Whooo....

Aah...ouch...ooo!

I'veasplinter.

SoyouarethelegendaryDragonWarrior?

Hmm...

Ahh,Iguessso?

Wrong!

YouarenottheDragonWarrior.YouwillneverbetheDragonWarrior...

...untilyou'velearnedthesecretoftheDragonscroll.

Wow...so...Howdoesthiswork?

Doyouhavealadder?

atrampolineor...?

Umph...Youthinkitisthateasy?

ThatI'mjustgoingtohandyouthesecrettolimitlesspower?

No!

I...

OnemustfirstmasterthehighestlevelofKungFu

andthatisclearlyimpossibleifthatoneissomeonelikeyou.

Someonelikeme?

Yes!

Lookatyou!

Thisfatblob.Flabbyarms.

Thosearesensitive.intheflabbyparts.

And