经典美剧《老友记》第八季第三集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第八季第三集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

Aren'tyouexcitedwe'regoingonourhoneymoon?

Yeah,Iam.

That'sright,getitoutofyoursystemwhilewe'realone.

-Hey.Wecametosaygoodbye.-Yeah.Haveagreathoneymoon.

-Thanks.-Ibettergopack.

No,Ialreadypacked.TheonlythingIcouldn'tfind,though,wasyourSpeedo.

Speedo?

Idon'thaveaSpeedo.

I'mgonnagopackmyregular,longbathingsuit.

Good,you'restillhere!

Iwantedtotellyoutohaveagoodhoneymoon.

Thankyou!

AndIalsowantedyouguystoknowthatIamtellingthefathertoday.

What?

What?

-Weknowit'sRoss.-How?

Howdoyouknow?

Itwashissweater.But,oh,myGod!

IsowantedRosstoknowfirst.ButIamsorelievedthatyouguysknow!

Thatissogreat.AndI'mgonnabeyourbaby'saunt!

Iknow.

Metoo!

AndI'mgonnabeanuncle!

Comehere.

-You'reallgonnabeauntsanduncles.-Yeah,butI'mtheonlyonerelatedbyblood.

Sonowthatyouallknow,youcanhelpme.GivemesomeadviceonhowtotellRoss.

Whatwereyougonnasay?

IwasgonnatellhimthatI'mgonnahaveit,andhecanbeasinvolvedashewants.

Well,thatsoundsgood.

Yeah,but,youknow,howdoIstart?

Imean,what'sthefirstthingthatIsay?

-Okay,great.Thanks.-Hey,goodluck.

Yeah,bye.

Hey,whatwasthatallabout?

Guessthere'snoharmintellingyounow.RachelandRossaregoingtohaveababy.

What?

!

Ididn'tevenknowthat..!

Whydidn'tyoutellme?

WhyamItalkinglikethis?

-Ididn'tthinkyoucouldkeepitasecret.-What?

!

What?

!

Iamanexcellentsecret-keeper.Ihavekeptalloursecrets.

-Whatsecrets?

-No,no,Joey.

I'mnotgonnatellyou,becauseIamanexcellentsecret-keeper.

-You'lltellmelater?

-Youalreadyknow.

TheOneWhereRachelTells

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Youknow,MonicaandChandleraremarried.RossandRachelarehavingababy.

-MaybeyouandIshoulddosomething.-Allingoodtime,mylove.Allingoodtime.

Shoot!

Ileftmyguitarintheirapartment.Well,youcanletmeinlater,right?

No,Idon'thaveakey.Theytookminetogivetoyou.

-What?

Theytookminetogivetoyou.-Whywouldtheytakeawayourkeys?

Maybetheydon'ttrustus.

Theyletmekeepmykeythelasttimetheywereoutoftown.

ThetimeyoubroketheketchupbottleandcleaneditwithMonica'sguesttowels?

-Hey,Iwashedthose.-No,youdidn't.

Yeah,thatdidn'tsoundlikeme.

-WhatwillIdo?

Ireallyneedmyguitar.-Ihavestuffintheretoo.

-Whatstuff?

-Monica'schickenparm.I'lltakecareofit.

Hey,Mr.Treeger?

It'sJoeyTribbiani.

Listen,IneedtogetintoMonicaandChandler'sapartment.It'sanemergency!

Gasleak.Oh,andbringgarlicbread.

-Hey,didMonicaandChandlertakeoffyet?

-Yeah.

Damn.TheyleftwithoutmypasstotheNassauFossilandNaturalHistoryMuseum.

Theregoesthehoneymoon.

-DidRachelfindyou?

-No,why?

Shewaslookingforyou.

Well,IguessI'llcatchupwithherlater.

-Shereallywantedtotalktoyounow.-Yeah,itseemedprettyimportant.

Oh,no.

What?

IthinkImightknowwhatthisisabout.

Really?

Yeah.Wepromisedweweren'tgonnatellanybodythis,but..

Aboutamonthago,RachelandIslepttogether.

And?

Wow,Ithoughtyou'dbealittlemoreshocked.

Oh,sorry.And?

!

Well,wesaidwe'djustdoitthatonetime..

butnowIthinkshemaywannastartthingsupagain.

Yeah,Idon'tthinkthat'swhatitis.

-Why?

Whatelsecoulditbe?

-Oh,wow,Idon'tfeelwell.

I'mtellingyou,that'swhatitis.

Nowondershewaslookingatmeallfunnyduringthewedding.

Shedidn'tsayanythingtoyou?

-Maybeit'ssomethingyouate.-Couldbe,yeah.

-Please,justgoandtalktoRachel.-Yeah,IguessIshould.

Man,youknowwhatIhavetorealize?

MaybeI'mnotthetypeofguywomencanhavejustonenightwith.

Youknow,theyalwaysseemtowantalittlebitmore.

Ishouldrememberthat.

Next.

-They'rekissing.Let'sjustgoaroundthem.-Leavethemalone.They'reinlove.

I'minlovetoo.Butinanorderlyfashion.

Next.

Hi.Canyoudothatandwalk?

Becauseshesaid,"Next."

Sorry,wedidn'thearyou.We'reonourhoneymoon.

LetmeseewhatIcando.Therearesomefirst-classseatsavailable.

Theybumpedthemuptofirstclassbecausethey'reontheirhoneymoon!

-Let'sactlikewe'reonourhoneymoon.-Weareonourhoneymoon.

Grabmyass.

-Next.-Hi.Sorry,Ialmostdidn'thearyou.

Youknow,I'mjustsoinlovewithmynewhusband.We'reonourhoneymoon.

-Congratulations.-Thanks.

Okay,Mr.Bing,you'llbein25J,andMrs.Bing,you'rein25K.

We'reonourhoneymoon,socanyoudoyourlittlethingandbumpustofirstclass?

I'msorry,allthefirst-classseatsaretaken.Thatcouplegotthelasttwo.

See?

Ifwe'dgonearoundthemlikeIsaid,she'dhavegivenusthosetickets!

Damnit!

25JandK,anychancethosearen'ttogether?

Istillcan'tbelievetheytookawaymykey.Imean,youtrustmewithyours.

OfcourseIdo!

AndI'mgonnagetitbacktoyou..

justassoonasthey'redonewithitatthekey-shiningplace.

-Whatthehellisthat?

-Idon'tknow.

Treeger,whatareyoudoing?

-Yousaidtherewasagasleak.-Whynotuseyourkey?

BythetimeIfounditonthisthing,thewholeplacemighthaveexploded.

IfthathappensatanotherbuildingImanage,peoplewillaskquestions.

Comeon,hurryup!

Well,wecouldhavedonethat.

Lookatthat!

They'regoingintothefirst-classlounge.

-Doyouknowwhattheyhaveinthere?

-No.

Meneither.Wehavetogetin!

-Justactlikeyoubelong.-Oh,myGod!

Oranges!

-Nicetoseeyouagain.-Sir,mayIseeyourtickets,please?

Yes,ofcourse.

Wouldyoumoveyourthumb?

Ican'tseetheseatnumber.

That'sallright.Ihaveitmemorized.It's1A.

-Sir,thisisn'tafirst-classticket.I'msorry.-Apologyaccepted.Excuseus.

Sir,I'mafraidI'mgonnahavetoaskyoutoleave.

Fine.

Go,go!

-Hi.-Hi.

Hi.

Ithinkthere'ssomethingthatwereallyneedtotalkabout.

Ithinkwedo.Whydon'twegoinside.

-Look,Iknowwhyyou'rehere.-Youdo?

Yeah,andtosaveyoufromanyembarrassment..

IthinkmaybeIshouldtalkfirst.

-Okay.-Okay?

RossandRachel.

RachelandRoss.

That'sbeenoneheckofaseesaw,hasn'tit?

What?

Imean,look,thatonenightwehadwasfunandcertainlypassionate.

Butdon'tyouthinkit'sbetterifwejuststayfriends?

Seriously,what?

Okay.Youknowwhat?

Ifyouwantto,wecandoitonemoretime.

Imean,I'dbeokaywiththat.Infact,Ihavesometimerightnow..

Okay.

Youknowwhat?

CanItalknow?

-Oh,sure.-Okay.

I'mpregnant.

Ross?

Ross?

Okay,wheneveryou'reready.

Andyou'rethefather,bytheway.Butyougot..

-CanIgetyousomewater?

-I'mgood.

Ross,thereisnopressureonyou,okay?

Imean,youcanbeasinvolvedasyouwant.

Yeah,I..

I'mjust,Idon'tknow.Idon'tunderstand..

howthishappened.

-Weusedacondom.-Iknow.

Butyouknow,condomsonlywork,like,97percentofthetime.

What?

What?

!

Well,theyshouldputthatonthebox!

-Theydo.-No,theydon't!

Well,theyshouldputitinhugeblockletters!

-Ross,let'sjustforgetaboutthecondoms.-Well,Imayaswellhave!

Listen,youknowwhat?

Iwasreallyfreakedouttoo..

-whenIfoundout.-Freaked..?

Hey,I'mnotfreakedout.

I'mindignantasaconsumer!

-Youknowwhat?

Let'stalklater.-No,Iwannatalknow.

Infact,Iwannatalk..

tothepresidentofthecondomcompany.

Okay,youknowwhat?

MaybeIshouldcomeback..Okay.

Yeah,I'llpressone!

-Ilookedeverywhere.There'snogasleak.-SothenIcanheatthisup?

Anyway,I'llgetmovingonthatnewdoor.

Great.Listen,couldyoudousafavorandnottellChandlerandMonicaaboutthis?

Because,youknow,theydon'thaveanykidsoftheirown..

andthisdoorwaslikeachildtothem.

Well,I'mgonnahavetoputonanewlock.They'llfindoutanyway.

It'slookinglikeanall-dayjob.I'mgonnahavetocancelmyyogaclass.

Hey,Ross.CouldyoutellJasmineIcan'tmakeittoyogaclasstoday?

Sure.

-Oh,myGod!

Whathappenedtothedoor?

-Soit'snoticeable,huh?

-Look,isRachelhere?

Ineedtotalktoher.-Didn'tyoutwoalreadytalk?

Yeah,but..

Okay.Look,youguysknowthatRachelandIslepttogether..

butthere'ssomethingelse.

Rachel'spregnant.

-HolymotherofGod!

-Oh,myGod,Ican'tbelievethat!

-Withmychild.-Thatisbrand-newinformation!

-Youalreadyknow,don'tyou?

-Littlebit.

-Howyoudoing?

-Okay.Imean,I'llbeokay.

It'sjust,Idon'tthinkIhandleditverywell.

-What'dyousaytoher?

-Nothing.

Butthecomplaintdepartmentatthecondomcompanygotanearful.

-ThenwhenIturnedaround,shewasgone.-Oh,Ross.

Iknow.Butinmydefense,Ijustfoundoutthatcondomsareonly,like,97%effective.

-What?

-Igottagofindher.

Hey.Holdon!

Areyouserious?

So,like,3percentofthetime,theydon'tevenwork?

Theyshouldputthatonthebox!

-Evidently,theydo.-What?

!

Well,I'llbe.

-Ican'tbelievewe'rehere.-You'vegottabekidding.

What?

Asaweddinggifttoyou,thehotelwouldliketogiveyouthehoneymoonsuite.

No!

Youhavebeenscrewingusallday!

-Whoareyou?

-We'reyou.Just10secondslater!

Youalreadygotthefirst-classtickets,thelounge.Weshouldgetfreestufftoo!

You'renottheonlyonesonyourhoneymoon!

Youcanhavethesuiteifyouwant.Wedon'tcareaboutwherewestay.

We'reheretocelebrateourloveforeachother.

Wedon'thavetogetfreestuff.Wejustwanttobetogether.

Weneedthestuff.

Monica,it'sJoey.PhoebeandIsmellgascomingfromyourapartment.

-What?

Areyouserious?

Joeysmellsgas.-Whatelseisnew?

-We'dcheckitout,butyoutookourkeys.-Well,dosomething.Getinthere!

-How?

IguessIcouldbreakdownyourdoor.-Yeah,dothat.

-Andyouwon'tblameusforanydamage?

-No.

-Areyoudoingit?

Idon'thearanything.-Oka