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AliceInWonderlandscript真人版英

AliceInWonderlandscript

爱丽丝梦游仙境（真人版）

Charles,youhavefinallylostyoursenses

Thisventureisimpossible.

Forsome.

Gentlemen,theonlywaytoachievetheimpossibleistobelieveitISpossible.

Thatkindofthinkingcouldruinyou

I'mwillingtotakethatchance.

ImagineatradingpostinRangoon!

Bangkok,Jakarta!

Thenightmareagain?

Iwon'tbelong

I'mfalling

Downadarkhole.

ThenIseestrangecreatures.

Whatkindofcreatures?

There'sadodobird,arabbitinawaistcoat

andasmilingcat

Ididnotknowcatscouldsmile.

NeitherdidI.

Andthereisabluecaterpillar.

Abluecaterpillar?

DoyouthinkI'vegoneroundthebend?

I'mafraidso.

You'remad,bonkers,offyourhead

ButI'lltellyouasecret.

Allthebestpeopleare.

It'sonlyadream,Alice,nothingcanharmyouthere.

Butifyougettoofrightened,Youcanalwayswakeup.

Likethis

Mustwego?

Idoubthe'llnoticeifweneverarrive

Hewillnotice

Where'syourcorset?

-Andnostockings.-I'magainstthem.

Butyouarenotproperlydressed

Whoistosaywhatis"proper"?

Whatifitwasagreedthat"proper"waswearingacodfishonyourhead,wouldyouwearit?

Alice...

Forme,acorsetislikeacodfish

Please,nottoday.

Fatherwouldhavelaughed.

I'msorry.

I'mtired.Ididn'tsleepwelllastnight.

Didyouhavebaddreamsagain?

Onlyone.

It'salwaysthesame,eversinceIcanremember

Doyouthinkthat'snormal?

Don'tmostpeoplehavedifferentdreams?

Idon'tknow.

There.

You'rebeautiful.

Now,canyoumanagetosmile?

Atlast.Wethoughtyou'dneverarrive

Alice,Hamishiswaitingtodancewithyou.

Go.

Youdorealizeit'swellpast4?

?

NoweverythingI'vebeenrushedthrough

-Iamsorry.-Oh,nevermind.

Forgivemywife.Shebeenplanningthisaffairforover20years.

IfonlyCharleswerehere.

Mycondolences

Ithinkofyourhusbandoften.

Hewastrulyamanofvision

Ihopeyoudon'tthinkI'vetakenadvantageofyourmisfortunes

Ofcoursenot.

I'mpleasedthatyou'vepurchasedthecompany.

IwasafoolfornotinvestinginhismadventurewhenIhadthechance

Charlesthoughtsotoo

Hamish,doyouevergettiredofquadrille?

Onthecontrary.Ifinditenvigorating

DoIamuseyou?

No.

Ihadasuddenvision,ofalltheladiesintrousersandthemenwearingdresses

Itwouldbebesttokeepyourvisonstoyourself.

Whenindoubt,remainsilent.

Pardonus,sir.Ms.Kingsleyisdistractedtoday.

-Whereisyourhead?

-Iwaswonderingwhatitwouldbeliketofly.

Whywouldyouspendyourtimethinkingaboutsuchanimpossiblething?

Whywouldn'tI?

Myfathersaidhesometimesbelievedinsiximpossiblethings

beforebreakfast.

Alice,meetmeattheGazeboinpreciselytenminutes.

Wehaveasecrettotellyou.

Ifyou'retellingme,thenit'snotmuchofasecret

-Perhapsweshouldn't.-Wedecidedweshould.

-Ifyoutellus,wewon'tbesurprised.-Willyoubesurprised?

Notifyoutellme

Butnowyou'vebroughtitup,youhaveto

-No,wedon't-Infact,wewon't

IwonderifyourmotherknowsthatyoutwoswimnakedintheHavershim'spond.

-Youwouldn't.-Oh,butIwould

There'syourmotherrightnow

Hamishisgoingtoaskyourhand.

Youruinedthesurprise.

Oh,Icouldstranglethem!

Everyoneofuswentthroughsomuchefforttokeepitasecret

Doeseveryoneknow?

That'swhythey'veallcome.Thisisyourengagementparty.

Hamishwillaskyouunderthegazebo

Whenyousay"yes"...

ButIdon'tknowifIwanttomarryHamish.

Whothen?

Youwon'tdobetterthanalord.

You'llsoonbe20,Alice.Thatprettyfacewon'tlastforever.

Youdon'twanttoenduplikeAuntImogen.

Youdon'twanttobeaburdenformother,doyou?

No.

So,you'llmarryHamish.

You'llbeashappyasIamwithLowellandyoulivewillbeperfect

It'salreadydecided.

Alice,dear

I'llleaveyoutoit.

Shallwetakealeisurelystrollthroughthegarden,justyouandme?

DoyouknowwhatI'vealwaysdreaded?

Thedeclineofthearistocracy?

Uglygrandchildren.

Butyouarelovely.

Youareboundtoproducelittle...Imbeciles!

ThegardenersplantedwhiteroseswhenIspecificallyaskedforred.

Youcouldalwayspainttherosesred

Whatanoddthingtosay

Youshouldknowthatmysonhasextremelydelicatedigestion.

-Didyouseethat?

-Seewhat?

-Itwasarabbit,Ithink-Nastythings

I'denjoysettingthedogsonthem

IfyouserveHamishthewrongfoods,hecouldgetablockage.

-Didyouseeitthattime?

-Seewhat?

-Therabbit!

-Don'tshout!

Nowpayattention.

Hamishsaidyouwereeasilydistracted.

WhatwasIsaying?

Hamishhasablockage.

Icouldn'tbemoreinterested,butyou'llhavetoexcuseme

AuntImogen!

IthinkI'mgoingmad.

Ikeepseeingarabbitinawaistcoat

Ican'tbebotheredwithyourfancyrabbitnow

I'mwaitingformyfiancee.

Yourhaveafiancee?

There!

Didyouseeit?

He'saprince.

Butalashecannotmarrymeunlessherenounceshisthrown

-It'stragic,isn'tit?

-Very.

Lowell?

Alice!

Wewerejust...

Katisanoldfriend.

Icanseeyou'reveryclose.

Youwon'tmentionthistoyoursister,willyou?

Idon'tknow.

I'mconfused.Ineedtimetothink

Well,thinkAboutMargaret.

She'dnevertrustmeagain

-Youdon'twanttoruinhermarriage,doyou?

-Me?

ButI'mnottheonewhoissneakingaroundbehindherback...

Thereyouare.

-AliceKingsley...-Hamish.

-Whatisit?

-Youhaveacaterpillaronyourshoulder.

Ew!

Don'thurtit.

You'llwanttowashthatfinger.

AliceKingsley...

Willyoubemywife?

Well...

Everyoneexpectsmeto

And,you'reaLord.

Myfacewon'tlastandIdon'twanttoenduplike..

Butthisishappeningsoquickly,I...

IthinkI...Ineedamoment.

Hello!

?

It'sonlyadream.

You'dthinkshe'drememberallthisfromthefirsttime.

YoubroughtthewrongAlice.

She'stherightone.I'mcertainofit.

-She'sthewrongAlice!

-Giveherachance.

Curiouserandcuriouser

Itoldyoushe'stherightAlice

-Iamnotconvinced.-Howisthatforgratitude?

Iwasoutthereforweeks,trailingoneAliceafterthenext

andIwasalmosteatenbyotheranimals.

Canyouimagine...Theygoaboutentirelyunclothed

Andtheydothereshukminpublic,Ihadtoavertmyeyes

-Doesn'tlookanythinglikeherself!

That'sbecauseshethewrongAlice!

-Ifshewas,shemightbe.-Butifsheisn't,sheain't

-Butifshewasso,shewouldbe.-Butsheisn't,nohow!

HowcanIbethewrongAlicewhenthisismydream?

Andwhoareyouifimightask?

Oh,I'mTweedledeeandhe'sTweedledum.

Cherrywise,I'mTweedledumandhe'sTweedledee.

-WeshouldconsultAbsolum.-Exactly!

-Absolem'llknowwhosheis.-Alice,comeondear.

-It'snotbeingyourturn,it'ssounfair,hey!

Leaveoffher!

-Letgo!

-Aretheyalwaysthisway?

-It'safamilytrade.

Youcanbothescorther

-WhoisthisAbsolem?

-He'swise.He'sAbsolute...

He'sabsolute!

Whoareyou?

-Absolem!

?

-You'renotAbsolem.I'mAbsolem.

Thequestionis...Whoareyou?

-Alice.-Weshallsee.

Whatdoyoumeanbythat?

IoughttoknowwhoIam

Yes,youought.Stupidgirl!

UnrolltheOraculum.

TheOraculum,beingthecalendricalcompemdiumofUnderland

-It'sacalender.-Compendium.

Ittellsofeachandeverydaysincethebeginning

TodayisGriblingday,inthetimeoftheRedQueen

ShowhertheFrabjusDay.

Yes,Frabjus,beingthedayyouslaytheJabberwocky

Sorry?

Slaythewhat?

ThatbeingyoutherewiththeVorpalsword.

NootherswordscankilltheJabberwocky.Nohow.

Ifitain'tVorpal,ain'tdead

-That'snotme.-Iknow!

Resolvethisforus,Absolem.IsshetherightAlice?

Nothardly.

Itoldya!

-Isaidso-Isaidso

Contrarywise,yousaidshemightbe.

No,yousaidshewouldbeifshewas.

LittleImpostor!

PretendingtobeAlice!

Sheshouldbeashamed!

-Iwassocertainofyou.-I'msorry,Idon'tmeantobethewrongAlice!

Wait.

Thisismydream.

I'mgoingtowakeupnowandyou'lldisappear.

That'sodd.Pinchingusuallydoesthetrick

-Icouldstickyouifthatwouldhelp?

-Itmightactually,thankyou.

Mypleasure!

Bandersnatch!

Wait.

It'sonlyadream.

Nothingcanhurtme.

-Whatisshedoing?

-Hecan'thurtme,hecan'thurtme...

Run,yougreatlove!

SNUDQUEAST

-Thisway!

-EasttoQUEAST.

No!

SouthtoSNUD!

Someonehasstolenthreeofmytarts!

-DidYoustealthem?

-No,YourMajesty.

-DidYou?

-No,YourMajesty.

-DidYoustealthem?

-No,YourMajesty.

-Didyoustealmytart?

-No,YourMajesty...

It'scranberryjuice.

-Iwassohungry!

Ididn'tmeanto...-Offwithhishead!

Myfamily!

No,please,pleasedon't!

Ihavelittleonestolookafter!

Gotohishouseandcollectthelittleones.

IlikefrogeggsontoastalmostasmuchasIlikecaviar.

Yes,yourMajesty

Drink.

Majesty.

IlosovicStayne

Wherehaveyoubeenlurking?

Majesty...IhavefoundtheOraculum

That?

LookssoordinaryforanOraculum.

Lookhere.FrabjusDay.

I'dknowthattangledmessofhairanywhere.

IsitAlice?

Ibelieveitis.

WhatisshedoingwithmydarlingJabberwocky?

Sheappearstobeslatingit

ShekilledmyJabberbabywocky?

Notyet.Butitwillhappenifwedon'tstopher.

FindAlice,Stayne.Findher!

Findthescentofhumangirlandearnyourfreedom.

Formywifeandpupsaswell?

Everyonewillgohome.

Dogswillbelieveanything.

Itlookslikeyouranafoulofsomethingwithwickedclaws

-Imustbestilldreaming...-Whatdidthattoyou?

-A"bander"or"bandip