老友记中英word字幕FriendsS01E01.docx

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老友记中英word字幕FriendsS01E01

1>>TheOneWhereItAllBegan（Pilot）

更多字幕www.52en.meqq3550672899

2>>-=BT之家DRM小组=-

3>>There'snothingtotell.It'sjustsomeguyIworkwith.

4>>You'regoingoutwiththeguy.

5>>Therehastobesomethingwrongwithhim.

6>>Allright,Joey.Benice.

7>>Sodoeshehaveahumpandahairpiece?

8>>Wait,doesheeatchalk?

9>>Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIdidwithCarl.

10>>Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.

11>>It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerandnothavingsex.

12>>Soundslikeadatetome.

13>>I'minhighschool,inthecafeteria..

14>>andIrealizeI'mtotallynaked.

15>>I'vehadthatdream.

16>>ThenIlookdownandIrealizethereisaphone..

17>>there.

18>>-Insteadof-That'sright!

19>>Neverhadthatone.

20>>Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.

21>>WhatdoIdo?

Everyonestartslookingatme.

22>>Theyweren'tlookingatyoubefore?

23>>Finally,IfigureI'dbetteranswerit.

24>>Anditturnsoutit'smymother.

25>>Whichisvery,veryweirdbecauseshenevercallsme.

26>>Hi.

27>>Hesays,"Hello,"Iwanttokillmyself.

28>>Youokay?

29>>Ifeellikesomeonepulledmyintestineoutofmymouth..

30>>-andtieditaroundmyneck.-Cookie?

31>>Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.

32>>-Letmegetyousomecoffee.-Thanks.

33>>No,don't!

Stopcleansingmyaura.

34>>-Justleavemyauraalone,okay?

-Fine,bemurky.

35>>-I'llbefine.Ihopeshe'llbehappy.-No,youdon't.

36>>No,Idon't.Tohellwithher.Sheleftme!

37>>Youneverknewshewasalesbian?

38>>No!

Okay?

39>>Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?

40>>Shedidn'tknow.HowshouldIknow?

41>>SometimesIwishIwasalesbian.

42>>DidIsaythatoutloud?

43>>ItoldMomandDadlastnight.Theytookitprettywell.

44>>Oh,really?

45>>Sothathystericalphonecallfromawomansobbing..

46>>"I'llneverhavegrandchildren,"waswhat?

Awrongnumber?

47>>Sorry.

48>>Look,you'refeelingalotofpainrightnow.

49>>You'reangry.You'rehurting.

50>>CanItellyouwhattheansweris?

51>>Stripjoints!

52>>Hey,you'resingle.Havesomehormones.

53>>ButIdon'twanttobesingle,okay?

54>>Ijustwanttobemarriedagain.

55>>AndIjustwantamilliondollars!

56>>-Rachel?

-Oh,Monica!

ThankGod!

57>>Iwenttoyourbuilding..

58>>andaguywithahammersaidyou'dbehere,andyouare.

59>>-CanIgetyousomecoffee?

-Decaf.

60>>Everybody,thisisRachel,aLincolnHighsurvivor.

61>>Thisiseverybody.ChandlerandPhoebe..

62>>Joey.Remembermybrother,Ross?

63>>Sure!

64>>Youwanttotellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids?

65>>Well,itstartedaboutahalf-hourbeforethewedding.

66>>Iwasintheroomwithallthepresents..

67>>andIwaslookingatthisreallygorgeousLimogesgravyboat.

68>>Whenallofasudden

69>>Sweet'NLow?

70>>IrealizedIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanBarry.

71>>Igotfreakedout,andithitme:

72>>HowmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.

73>>Ialwaysknewhelookedfamiliar,but..

74>>Ihadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering..

75>>"WhyamIdoingthis,"and"WhoamIdoingitfor?

"

76>>Ididn'tknowwheretogo,andIknowwe'vedriftedapart..

77>>butyou'retheonlypersonIknowhere.

78>>-Whowasn'tinvitedtothewedding.-Ihopedthatwouldn'tbeanissue.

79>>Iguessheboughtherthepipeorgan,andshe'sreallynothappyaboutit.

80>>"Tunaoreggsalad!

Decide!

"

81>>"I'llhavewhateverChristina'shaving."

82>>Daddy,IjustIcan'tmarryhim.

83>>I'msorry.Ijustdon'tlovehim.

84>>Well,itmatterstome!

85>>"IfIletgoofmyhair,myheadwillfalloff."

86>>Sheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.

87>>Pushherdownthestairs!

88>>Pushher!

Pushherdownthestairs!

89>>Comeon,Daddy,listen!

90>>Allmylife,everyone'salwaystoldme,"You'reashoe!

"

91>>"You'reashoe!

"

92>>WhatifIdon'twanttobeashoe?

93>>WhatifIwanttobeapurse?

94>>Orahat?

95>>No,Idon'twantyoutobuymeahat!

96>>It'sametaphor,Daddy!

97>>Youcanseewherehe'dhavetrouble.

98>>Look,Daddy,it'smylife.

99>>Well,maybeI'lljuststayherewithMonica.

100>>Iguesswe'veestablishedshe'sstayingwithMonica.

101>>Well,maybethat'smydecision.

102>>MaybeIdon'tneedyourmoney.

103>>Wait!

Isaidmaybe!

104>>Justbreathe.That'sit.

105>>Trytothinkofnice,calmthings.

106>>RaindropsonrosesAndwhiskersonkittens

107>>DoorbellsandsleighbellsAndsomethingwithmittens

108>>LalalasomethingAndnoodleswithstring

109>>I'mallbetternow.

110>>Ihelped.

111>>Thisisprobablyforthebest.

112>>Independence.Controllingyourlife.Thewholehatthing.

113>>YoucanalwayscometoJoey.

114>>MeandChandlerliveacrossthehall.He'sawayalot.

115>>Stophittingonher!

It'sherweddingday.

116>>Likethere'sarule,orsomething?

117>>Igotit.

118>>Pleasedon'tdothatagain.It'sahorriblesound.

119>>It'sPaul.

120>>Oh,God,isit6:

30?

Buzzhimin.

121>>-Who'sPaul?

-Paul,thewineguy?

122>>Maybe.

123>>Your"notarealdate"iswithPaul,thewineguy?

124>>-Hefinallyaskedyouout?

-Yes!

125>>It'sa"DearDiary"moment.

126>>-Rach,Icancancel.-Please,go,I'llbefine.

127>>Ross,areyouokay?

Doyouwantmetostay?

128>>That'dbegood.

129>>-Really?

-Goon!

It'sPaul,thewineguy!

130>>Doeshesellit,drinkit?

131>>Orhejustcomplainsalot?

132>>Hi,comein!

Paul,thisis..

133>>everybody.Everybody,thisisPaul.

134>>-Thewineguy.-Ididn'tcatchyourname.Paul?

135>>I'llberightback.I'vejustgottago

136>>A-wandering?

137>>Change.

138>>Sitdown.Twoseconds.

139>>Ijustpulledoutfoureyelashes.Thatcan'tbegood.

140>>Hey,Paul,here'satip.

141>>Shereallylikesitwhenyourubherneckinthesamespot..

142>>untilitstartstogetred.

143>>Shutup,Joey!

144>>Whatareyouuptotonight?

145>>IwassupposedtobeheadedforArubaonmyhoneymoon..

146>>so,nothing.

147>>Right.You'renotevengettingyourhoneymoon.

148>>Although,Aruba.Thistimeofyear?

149>>Talkaboutyour..

150>>biglizards.

151>>Ifyoudon'twanttobealonetonight..

152>>JoeyandChandlerarehelpingmewithmyfurniture.

153>>We'reveryexcitedaboutit.

154>>Thanks.ButI'mjustgoingtohangouthere.

155>>-It'sbeenalongday.-Oh,sure.

156>>Phoebe,wannahelp?

157>>IwishIcould,butIdon'twantto.

158>>LoveissweetassummershowersLoveisawondrousworkofart

159>>ButyourloveOh,yourlove,yourlove

160>>Islikeagiantpigeon

161>>Crappingonmyheart

162>>Thankyou.

163>>I'msupposedtoattachabracket-ythingtothesidethings..

164>>usingabunchoftheselittlewormguys.

165>>Ihavenobracket-ything.Iseenowormguyswhatsoever..

166>>andIcannotfeelmylegs.

167>>-Wegotabookcase.-It'sbeautiful.

168>>What'sthis?

169>>IwouldhavetosaythatisanL-shapedbracket.

170>>-Whichgoeswhere?

-Ihavenoidea.

171>>-Donewiththebookcase.-Allfinished.

172>>ThiswasCarol'sfavoritebeer.

173>>Shealwaysdrankitoutofthecan.Ishouldhaveknown.

174>>-Startwiththat,we'reoutofhere.-Pleasedon'tspoilallthisfun.

175>>Letmeaskyou.

176>>Shegotthefurniture,thestereo,thegoodTV.

177>>Whatdidyouget?

178>>-Youguys.-Yougotscrewed.

179>>-Oh,myGod.-Iknow.I'msuchanidiot.

180>>Ishould'veknownwhenshewenttothedentistfivetimesaweek.

181>>Imean,howcleancanteethget?

182>>Mybrother'sgoingthroughthat.

183>>Howdidyougetoverit?

184>>Hemightaccidentallybreaksomethingvaluableofhers.

185>>-Sayher-Leg?

186>>That'sonewayofdoingit.Iwentforthewatch.

187>>Youactuallybrokeherwatch?

188>>TheworstIeverdidwasshredmyoldboyfriend'sfavoritetowel.

189>>-Steerclearofyou.-That'sright.

190>>Barry,I'msorry.Iamsosorry.

191>>Youprobablythinkit'saboutmakinglovewithyoursockson,butitisn't.

192>>It'saboutme.AndIjust

193>>Themachinecutmeoffagain.Anyway..

194>>IknowthatsomeluckygirlisgoingtobecomeMrs.BarryFinkel.

195>>Butitisn'tme.It'snotme.

196>>NotthatIhaveanyideawho"me"isrightnow,butyoujust

197>>I'mdivorced.

198>>-I'monly26,andI'mdivorced!

-Shutup!

199>>Thatonlytookmeanhour.

200>>Wehaven'thadarelationshipthat'slastedlongerthanaMento.

201>>Youhavehadtheloveofawomanforfouryears.

202>>Fouryearsofclosenessandsharing,afterwhichsherippedyourheartout.

203>>Thatiswhywedon'tdoit!

204>>Idon'tthinkthatwasmypoint!

205>>Knowwhat'sscary?

Whatifthere'sonlyonewomanforeverybody?

206>>Imean,whatifyougetonewoman,andthat'sit?

207>>Unfortunately,inmycase,therewasonlyonewomanforher.

208>>Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Onewoman.

209>>That'slikesayingthere'sonlyoneflavoroficecream.

210>>Letmetellyousomething.There'slotsofflavorsoutthere.

211>>Rockyroadandcookiedoughandbingcherryvanilla.

212>>Youcangetthemwithjimmiesornutsorwhippedcream.

213>>It'sthebestthingtohappentoyou!

214>>Yougotmarried.Youwerelike,what,8?

215>>Welcomebacktotheworld.Grabaspoon!

216>>-Idon'tknowifI'mhungryorhorny.-Thenstayoutofmyfreezer.

217>>Eversinceshewalkedoutonme..

218>>What?

219>>Youwannaspellitoutwithnoodles?

220>>It'smoreofafifthdatekindofrevelation.

221>>Sothere'sgoingtobeafifthdate?

222>>Isn'tthere?

223>>Yeah,yeah.Ithinkthereis.

224>>Whatwereyougoingtosay?

225>>Eversincesheleftme..

226>>Ihaven'tbeenabletoperform..

227>>sexually.

228>>Oh,God!

I'msosorry.

229>>Beingspitonisprobablynotwhatyouneedrightnow.

230>>Howlong?

231>>-Twoyears.-Wow.

232>>I'mgladyousmashedherwatch.

233>>Soyoustillthinkyoumightwantthatfifthdate?

234>>Yeah.Yeah,