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老友记中英word字幕FriendsS01E01
1>>TheOneWhereItAllBegan(Pilot)
更多字幕www.52en.meqq3550672899
2>>-=BT之家DRM小组=-
3>>There'snothingtotell.It'sjustsomeguyIworkwith.
4>>You'regoingoutwiththeguy.
5>>Therehastobesomethingwrongwithhim.
6>>Allright,Joey.Benice.
7>>Sodoeshehaveahumpandahairpiece?
8>>Wait,doesheeatchalk?
9>>Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIdidwithCarl.
10>>Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.
11>>It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerandnothavingsex.
12>>Soundslikeadatetome.
13>>I'minhighschool,inthecafeteria..
14>>andIrealizeI'mtotallynaked.
15>>I'vehadthatdream.
16>>ThenIlookdownandIrealizethereisaphone..
17>>there.
18>>-Insteadof-That'sright!
19>>Neverhadthatone.
20>>Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.
21>>WhatdoIdo?
Everyonestartslookingatme.
22>>Theyweren'tlookingatyoubefore?
23>>Finally,IfigureI'dbetteranswerit.
24>>Anditturnsoutit'smymother.
25>>Whichisvery,veryweirdbecauseshenevercallsme.
26>>Hi.
27>>Hesays,"Hello,"Iwanttokillmyself.
28>>Youokay?
29>>Ifeellikesomeonepulledmyintestineoutofmymouth..
30>>-andtieditaroundmyneck.-Cookie?
31>>Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.
32>>-Letmegetyousomecoffee.-Thanks.
33>>No,don't!
Stopcleansingmyaura.
34>>-Justleavemyauraalone,okay?
-Fine,bemurky.
35>>-I'llbefine.Ihopeshe'llbehappy.-No,youdon't.
36>>No,Idon't.Tohellwithher.Sheleftme!
37>>Youneverknewshewasalesbian?
38>>No!
Okay?
39>>Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?
40>>Shedidn'tknow.HowshouldIknow?
41>>SometimesIwishIwasalesbian.
42>>DidIsaythatoutloud?
43>>ItoldMomandDadlastnight.Theytookitprettywell.
44>>Oh,really?
45>>Sothathystericalphonecallfromawomansobbing..
46>>"I'llneverhavegrandchildren,"waswhat?
Awrongnumber?
47>>Sorry.
48>>Look,you'refeelingalotofpainrightnow.
49>>You'reangry.You'rehurting.
50>>CanItellyouwhattheansweris?
51>>Stripjoints!
52>>Hey,you'resingle.Havesomehormones.
53>>ButIdon'twanttobesingle,okay?
54>>Ijustwanttobemarriedagain.
55>>AndIjustwantamilliondollars!
56>>-Rachel?
-Oh,Monica!
ThankGod!
57>>Iwenttoyourbuilding..
58>>andaguywithahammersaidyou'dbehere,andyouare.
59>>-CanIgetyousomecoffee?
-Decaf.
60>>Everybody,thisisRachel,aLincolnHighsurvivor.
61>>Thisiseverybody.ChandlerandPhoebe..
62>>Joey.Remembermybrother,Ross?
63>>Sure!
64>>Youwanttotellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids?
65>>Well,itstartedaboutahalf-hourbeforethewedding.
66>>Iwasintheroomwithallthepresents..
67>>andIwaslookingatthisreallygorgeousLimogesgravyboat.
68>>Whenallofasudden
69>>Sweet'NLow?
70>>IrealizedIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanBarry.
71>>Igotfreakedout,andithitme:
72>>HowmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.
73>>Ialwaysknewhelookedfamiliar,but..
74>>Ihadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering..
75>>"WhyamIdoingthis,"and"WhoamIdoingitfor?
"
76>>Ididn'tknowwheretogo,andIknowwe'vedriftedapart..
77>>butyou'retheonlypersonIknowhere.
78>>-Whowasn'tinvitedtothewedding.-Ihopedthatwouldn'tbeanissue.
79>>Iguessheboughtherthepipeorgan,andshe'sreallynothappyaboutit.
80>>"Tunaoreggsalad!
Decide!
"
81>>"I'llhavewhateverChristina'shaving."
82>>Daddy,IjustIcan'tmarryhim.
83>>I'msorry.Ijustdon'tlovehim.
84>>Well,itmatterstome!
85>>"IfIletgoofmyhair,myheadwillfalloff."
86>>Sheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.
87>>Pushherdownthestairs!
88>>Pushher!
Pushherdownthestairs!
89>>Comeon,Daddy,listen!
90>>Allmylife,everyone'salwaystoldme,"You'reashoe!
"
91>>"You'reashoe!
"
92>>WhatifIdon'twanttobeashoe?
93>>WhatifIwanttobeapurse?
94>>Orahat?
95>>No,Idon'twantyoutobuymeahat!
96>>It'sametaphor,Daddy!
97>>Youcanseewherehe'dhavetrouble.
98>>Look,Daddy,it'smylife.
99>>Well,maybeI'lljuststayherewithMonica.
100>>Iguesswe'veestablishedshe'sstayingwithMonica.
101>>Well,maybethat'smydecision.
102>>MaybeIdon'tneedyourmoney.
103>>Wait!
Isaidmaybe!
104>>Justbreathe.That'sit.
105>>Trytothinkofnice,calmthings.
106>>RaindropsonrosesAndwhiskersonkittens
107>>DoorbellsandsleighbellsAndsomethingwithmittens
108>>LalalasomethingAndnoodleswithstring
109>>I'mallbetternow.
110>>Ihelped.
111>>Thisisprobablyforthebest.
112>>Independence.Controllingyourlife.Thewholehatthing.
113>>YoucanalwayscometoJoey.
114>>MeandChandlerliveacrossthehall.He'sawayalot.
115>>Stophittingonher!
It'sherweddingday.
116>>Likethere'sarule,orsomething?
117>>Igotit.
118>>Pleasedon'tdothatagain.It'sahorriblesound.
119>>It'sPaul.
120>>Oh,God,isit6:
30?
Buzzhimin.
121>>-Who'sPaul?
-Paul,thewineguy?
122>>Maybe.
123>>Your"notarealdate"iswithPaul,thewineguy?
124>>-Hefinallyaskedyouout?
-Yes!
125>>It'sa"DearDiary"moment.
126>>-Rach,Icancancel.-Please,go,I'llbefine.
127>>Ross,areyouokay?
Doyouwantmetostay?
128>>That'dbegood.
129>>-Really?
-Goon!
It'sPaul,thewineguy!
130>>Doeshesellit,drinkit?
131>>Orhejustcomplainsalot?
132>>Hi,comein!
Paul,thisis..
133>>everybody.Everybody,thisisPaul.
134>>-Thewineguy.-Ididn'tcatchyourname.Paul?
135>>I'llberightback.I'vejustgottago
136>>A-wandering?
137>>Change.
138>>Sitdown.Twoseconds.
139>>Ijustpulledoutfoureyelashes.Thatcan'tbegood.
140>>Hey,Paul,here'satip.
141>>Shereallylikesitwhenyourubherneckinthesamespot..
142>>untilitstartstogetred.
143>>Shutup,Joey!
144>>Whatareyouuptotonight?
145>>IwassupposedtobeheadedforArubaonmyhoneymoon..
146>>so,nothing.
147>>Right.You'renotevengettingyourhoneymoon.
148>>Although,Aruba.Thistimeofyear?
149>>Talkaboutyour..
150>>biglizards.
151>>Ifyoudon'twanttobealonetonight..
152>>JoeyandChandlerarehelpingmewithmyfurniture.
153>>We'reveryexcitedaboutit.
154>>Thanks.ButI'mjustgoingtohangouthere.
155>>-It'sbeenalongday.-Oh,sure.
156>>Phoebe,wannahelp?
157>>IwishIcould,butIdon'twantto.
158>>LoveissweetassummershowersLoveisawondrousworkofart
159>>ButyourloveOh,yourlove,yourlove
160>>Islikeagiantpigeon
161>>Crappingonmyheart
162>>Thankyou.
163>>I'msupposedtoattachabracket-ythingtothesidethings..
164>>usingabunchoftheselittlewormguys.
165>>Ihavenobracket-ything.Iseenowormguyswhatsoever..
166>>andIcannotfeelmylegs.
167>>-Wegotabookcase.-It'sbeautiful.
168>>What'sthis?
169>>IwouldhavetosaythatisanL-shapedbracket.
170>>-Whichgoeswhere?
-Ihavenoidea.
171>>-Donewiththebookcase.-Allfinished.
172>>ThiswasCarol'sfavoritebeer.
173>>Shealwaysdrankitoutofthecan.Ishouldhaveknown.
174>>-Startwiththat,we'reoutofhere.-Pleasedon'tspoilallthisfun.
175>>Letmeaskyou.
176>>Shegotthefurniture,thestereo,thegoodTV.
177>>Whatdidyouget?
178>>-Youguys.-Yougotscrewed.
179>>-Oh,myGod.-Iknow.I'msuchanidiot.
180>>Ishould'veknownwhenshewenttothedentistfivetimesaweek.
181>>Imean,howcleancanteethget?
182>>Mybrother'sgoingthroughthat.
183>>Howdidyougetoverit?
184>>Hemightaccidentallybreaksomethingvaluableofhers.
185>>-Sayher-Leg?
186>>That'sonewayofdoingit.Iwentforthewatch.
187>>Youactuallybrokeherwatch?
188>>TheworstIeverdidwasshredmyoldboyfriend'sfavoritetowel.
189>>-Steerclearofyou.-That'sright.
190>>Barry,I'msorry.Iamsosorry.
191>>Youprobablythinkit'saboutmakinglovewithyoursockson,butitisn't.
192>>It'saboutme.AndIjust
193>>Themachinecutmeoffagain.Anyway..
194>>IknowthatsomeluckygirlisgoingtobecomeMrs.BarryFinkel.
195>>Butitisn'tme.It'snotme.
196>>NotthatIhaveanyideawho"me"isrightnow,butyoujust
197>>I'mdivorced.
198>>-I'monly26,andI'mdivorced!
-Shutup!
199>>Thatonlytookmeanhour.
200>>Wehaven'thadarelationshipthat'slastedlongerthanaMento.
201>>Youhavehadtheloveofawomanforfouryears.
202>>Fouryearsofclosenessandsharing,afterwhichsherippedyourheartout.
203>>Thatiswhywedon'tdoit!
204>>Idon'tthinkthatwasmypoint!
205>>Knowwhat'sscary?
Whatifthere'sonlyonewomanforeverybody?
206>>Imean,whatifyougetonewoman,andthat'sit?
207>>Unfortunately,inmycase,therewasonlyonewomanforher.
208>>Whatareyoutalkingabout?
Onewoman.
209>>That'slikesayingthere'sonlyoneflavoroficecream.
210>>Letmetellyousomething.There'slotsofflavorsoutthere.
211>>Rockyroadandcookiedoughandbingcherryvanilla.
212>>Youcangetthemwithjimmiesornutsorwhippedcream.
213>>It'sthebestthingtohappentoyou!
214>>Yougotmarried.Youwerelike,what,8?
215>>Welcomebacktotheworld.Grabaspoon!
216>>-Idon'tknowifI'mhungryorhorny.-Thenstayoutofmyfreezer.
217>>Eversinceshewalkedoutonme..
218>>What?
219>>Youwannaspellitoutwithnoodles?
220>>It'smoreofafifthdatekindofrevelation.
221>>Sothere'sgoingtobeafifthdate?
222>>Isn'tthere?
223>>Yeah,yeah.Ithinkthereis.
224>>Whatwereyougoingtosay?
225>>Eversincesheleftme..
226>>Ihaven'tbeenabletoperform..
227>>sexually.
228>>Oh,God!
I'msosorry.
229>>Beingspitonisprobablynotwhatyouneedrightnow.
230>>Howlong?
231>>-Twoyears.-Wow.
232>>I'mgladyousmashedherwatch.
233>>Soyoustillthinkyoumightwantthatfifthdate?
234>>Yeah.Yeah,