最新高中英语《Frinds老友记》第5季中英文对照完整剧.docx
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最新高中英语《Frinds老友记》第5季中英文对照完整剧
516TheOneWithACop
[Scene:
ChandlerandJoey's,MonicaandChandleraresittingononeofthechairsdoingacrosswordpuzzle.]
Joey:
Hey!
Chandler:
Hey!
Monica:
Hey!
Joey:
Whatareyouguysdoingup?
Chandler:
Oh,wewantedtofinishthecrosswordbeforewewenttobed.Hey,doyouknowasix-letterwordforred?
Joey:
（thinks）Darkred.
Chandler:
Yeah,Ithinkthat'swrong,butthere'saConnecttheDotsinhereforyoulater.（ToMonica）Hey,howaboutmaroon?
Monica:
（checkstoseeifitworks）Yes,youaresosmart!
（Kisseshim.）
Joey:
Aww,youguysaresocute!
Monica:
Iknow.
Joey:
Allright,I'llseeyouinthemorning.
ChandlerandMonica:
Okay.
[Scene:
Joey'sbedroom,timelapse.He'sasleepanddreaming.Inhisdreamhe'sdoingthecrosswordpuzzlewith…waitforit…Monica!
]
DreamMonica:
Y'know,Ilovedoingcrosswordpuzzleswithyouhoney!
DreamJoey:
Aww,metoo.Nowlet'sfinishthisandgotobed.
DreamMonica:
Okay!
There'sonlyoneleft,threeletterword,notdogbut…
DreamJoey:
Cat.
DreamMonica:
Yes!
Youaresosmart!
（Kisseshim.）Iloveyou.
DreamJoey:
Iloveyoutoo.
（Theyhug.）
[CutbacktoJoeyinbed,he'ssmiling,enjoyingthedreamashewakesup.Suddenly,herealizedwhathewasdreamingaboutandboltsuprightinbed.]
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
CentralPerk,everyoneistherebutRossandJoey.Guntherhandsthemthebill,andChandlergivessomemoneytopayit.]
Rachel:
（lookingatthebill）Uhh,westillneedatip.
Phoebe:
Allright.Holdon.（Shestartsdigginginthechair.）Igotit.Ni
ckel!
（Donatesit.）Howmuchmoredoweneed?
Rachel:
Acoupleofbucks.
Phoebe:
Okay,dime!
（Donatesthat.）Youguysshouldprobablykeeptalking;thiscouldtakeawhile.（Findssomethingelse.）Ohno,wait!
Lookit!
Whoa!
（Looksatit.）OhmyGod,thisisapolicebadge!
Monica:
Wow!
Chandler:
Ohthat'ssocool!
Whywouldacopcomeinherethough?
Theydon'tservedonuts.（Noonelaughs.）Y'knowwhatactually,couldyoudiscoverthebadgeagain?
IthinkIcancomeupwithsomethingbetterthanthat.
Rachel:
Phoebe,Ibetsomebody'smissingthatbadge.
Phoebe:
Yeah,Ishouldprobablytakeitback.Ooh,butyouknowwhat?
WhileI'matthepolicestation,IcouldchecktheirTenMostWantedlistsbecausemyfriendFritzyhasbeenlikenumber11forever,sothiscouldbeheryear!
（Shecrossesherfingersinhope.）
Joey:
（entering）Hey,youguys!
Chandler:
Hey!
Rachel:
HeyJoey!
Monica:
Hey.
Joey:
（ToMonica）Hey.Thatuh,thatmysweatshirt?
Monica:
Ohyes,itis.I'msorryIborrowedit,Iwascold.Ihopeitsokay?
Joey:
Welluh,it'sjustthatuh,y'knowif-ifyou'regonnabewearingsomeone'ssweatshirtshouldn'titbeyourboyfriends--andI’mnothim.
Monica:
I'msorry,I'llgiveitbacktoyou.
Joey:
No-no!
No!
Imeanit'sgonnabeallsmellinglikeMonica!
Monica:
AreyousayingIsmellbad?
Joey:
No!
No,yousmelllikeameadow.（Pause.）I'msorry.（Runstothebathroom.）
Monica:
What'swithhim?
Chandler:
Oh,y'knowwhat?
ThelasttimeJoeywenttoameadow,hismotherwassh
otbyahunter.
[Scene:
Acouchstore,Rossistryingtodecideonanewcouchforhisplace.HehasdraggedRachelalongforthetrip,andshe'snottoohappyaboutit.Rossissittingonitindifferentwaystoseehowitfeels.Hetriestojustsitonitnormally,andthenhetriesfloppingonit.Onethingaboutthiscouch,it'shuge.It'sliketwicethesizeofanormalfullsizecouch.Whoeverdesignedthisthing,needshelpandfast.]
Rachel:
（disgustedatRoss'santics）Ugh!
Ross:
（ToRachel）Yeah,Istilldon'tknow.（Tothesalesmanwhoishoveringnearby）I'msorryIjustwannamakesurethatIboughttherightcouch.Ineedacouchthatsays,"Kidswelcomehere."Butthatalsosays,（Inasexyvoice）"Comeheretome!
"
Rachel:
What?
!
Yousaythattokids?
!
!
Ross:
No!
No!
No!
The"Comeheretome"isy'knowfortheladies.
Rachel:
Ross,honey,it'sanicecouch.It'snotamagiccouch.
TheSalesman:
Youpickedagreatcouch.
Ross:
Yeah?
TheSalesman:
Yeah.Couldyoujustsignrighthereplease?
（Handshimaclipboard.）
Ross:
Oh,sure.Whoa-whoa,what'sthis?
Thedeliverychargeisalmostasmuchasthecouch!
Rachel:
Wait!
No,that'sridiculous.Comeon,helivesthreeblocksaway!
Ross:
Yeah,y'knowwhat?
I'lltakeitmyself,thankyou!
（Hesignstheformandhandsitbacktothesalesman.）AllrightRach,let'sgo!
（Hepicksuponeendofthecouch.）
Rachel:
Yeah!
（SheputsonhercoatandturnsaroundandseesRossisexpectinghertohelp.）（Laughing.）Areyoukiddin'?
Ross:
Oh,comeonit'sonlythreeblocks!
And-and,it'snotveryheavy,tryit!
Comeon!
Comeon!
Rachel:
（Disgustedlyshegoesandtriestopickupthecouch.Muchtoheramazement,sheissuccessful.）Oh.Oh!
Icandoit!
Ross:
Yeah!
TheSalesman:
Youtwoarereallygonnaenjoythatcouch.
Ross:
Ohyeah,we'reuh,yeahwe'renottogether.（Hestartsbackingoutofthestore.）
TheSalesman:
Ohh,okay.（Laughs.）Somethingdidn'tquiteaddupthere.（Rossstops,walksbacktotalktothesalesman,andintheprocesspushesRachelupagainstawall.）
Rachel:
Ross!
Ross:
What'sthatsupposedtomean?
Rachel:
Ross!
TheSalesman:
Wellyou,her,Imean,she'svery…y'know.Andyou'relike…y'know.
Ross:
Notthatit'sanyofyourbusiness,butwedidgoout.
TheSalesman:
Really?
Youtwo?
Ross:
Yeah!
Rach?
Rachel:
Comeon,Idon'treallywanttobedoingthisrightnow.Iamcarryingaveryheavycouch.
Ross:
Thentellhimquickly.
Rachel:
（ToRoss）Fine!
（Tothesalesman）Wewentout.
Ross:
Notonlydidwegoout,wedidit298times!
Rachel:
Ross!
!
Ohmy--ugh!
!
Youkeptcount?
!
Youaresuchaloser!
Ross:
Aloseryoudiditwith（Tothesalesman）298times!
（RachelpushesonthecouchandpushesRossoutthedoor.）
[Scene:
OutsideofCentralPerk,Phoebeisexitingandseesawomanputouthercigaretteonatree.]
Phoebe:
Oh.Oh!
Ma'am?
Excuseme,ma'am?
TheSmokingWoman:
Yes?
Phoebe:
Youcan'tputyourcigaretteoutonatree!
TheSmokingWoman:
YeahIcan,itworkedrealwell.
Phoebe:
Nobutyoushouldn't!
Don'teverdothatagain.
TheSmokingWoman:
Iwon't!
（Turnsaway）UntilIhavemynextcigarette.
Phoebe:
Holdit!
（Grabsthebadge）N.Y.P.D!
Freezepunk!
TheSmokingWoman:
What?
!
Phoebe:
Yeahthat'srightyouaresobusted.（Tonooneinparticular.）Book'em.
TheSmokingWoman:
Whoareyoutalkingtoo?
Phoebe:
SaveitRed!
Unlessyouwannaspendthenightintheslammer,youapologizetothetree.
TheSmokingWoman:
Iamnotgoingtoapologizetoatree!
Phoebe:
YouapologizetothetreerightnoworIamcallingforbackup.（Thewomancallsherbluff.）（Screamingatnooneinparticular）Backup!
Backup!
!
TheSmokingWoman:
I-I'msorry!
Sorry.
Phoebe:
Okay,cancelbackup!
Cancel
backup!
[Scene:
Ross'sbuilding'slobby,heandRachelareabouttoattempttotakethecouchupstairs.]
Ross:
Okay.（Throwsoffthelastcushion.）
Rachel:
Ross,didn'tyousaythattherewasanelevatorinhere?
Ross:
Uhh,yesIdidbutthereisn't.Okay,herewego.
（Theystarttheattempt.Rossisgoingbackwardsandreachesthefirstlanding.Thisstaircasehasthreestepsthenalanding,makesa90-degreeturn,andhasmorestepsbeforeanotherlandingandanother90-degreeturn.）
Ross:
Okay,goleft.Left!
Left!
（Thebottomofthecouchishittingtherailing.）
Rachel:
Okay,y'knowwhat?
Thereisnomoreleft,left!
Ross:
Ohokay,liftitstraightupoveryourhead!
Straightupoveryourhead!
Youcandoit!
Youcandoit!
（Shegetsitliftedupandtheymakethefirstturn.）Okay.Yougotit?
Rachel:
Yeah.
Ross:
Good-good-good.
Rachel:
Oh-oh!
（Shecan'tstayattheendasthecouchroundstheturnsosheshiftstothebackcornerofthecouchandisata90-degreeangletoit.）
Ross:
Yeah,yougotitright?
Yougotitright?
Yougotit?
（Shedon'tgotitasthecouchslipsoutoftheirgripsandfallsoverthebottomrailing.）
Rachel:
Anychanceyouthinkthecouchlooksgoodthere?
[Scene:
ChandlerandJoey's,PhoebeistellingChandlerandMonicahowshefoughtcrimeinherownwaywiththebadgeshefound.]
Phoebe
:
…sothisguy
wasall（Mumbles.）AndI'mall,Buffay,Homicide.（Flashesthebadge.）Itwasjustsocool!
Monica:
（cookingsomething）Phoebe,youweresupposedto
takethatback!
Phoebe:
IknowbutI'mhavingsomuchfundoinggooddeeds.
Chandler:
Okay,butimpersonatingapoliceofficerisaseriousthing.Youcouldgetarrested.
Phoebe:
Youcouldgetarrested,rightnow!
（Flashesthebadgeandtheyglareather.）Allright,yeah,Igottatakeitback.I'mtotallydrunkwithpower.（SheheadsforthedoorjustasJoeyenters.）
Phoebe:
（ToJoey）Hey.
Joey:
（ToPhoebe）Hey!
（SeesthatMonica'sthere.）Oh.
Chandler:
Hi,Joe.
Joey:
Yeah,Ididn’tknowyo
uguysweregoingtobehere.
Monica:
HeyJoey,sweetie,tastethis.（Holdsoutaspoonforhim.）
Joey:
（backingaway）What?
!
Why?
!
Monica:
Whatisgoingonwithyou?
Joey:
Nothing!
Chandler:
Oh,comeon!
You'vebeenactingstrangeallday!
Joey:
Allright!
Thereissomething.Ikindahadadream,（pause）butIdon'twanttotalkaboutit.（Startsforhisroom.）
Chandler:
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-what-whatifMartinLutherKinghadsaidthat?
（Imitatingwhathisfamousspeechwouldsoundlike.）Ikindahaveadream!
Idon’twanttotalkaboutit.
Joey:
Well,itinvolvedMonica.
Chandler:
YouhadadreamaboutagirlthatIamseeing?
!
Oh,thatissocool!
（ToMonica）Ican'ttellyouhowmanytimesI'vedreamtaboutagirlthathewasseeing.（SeeingMonica'sstare.）（ToJoey）Anywaywe'retalkingaboutyourdream.（ToMonica）Iloveyou.（ToJoey）Yourdream?
（Leansintolistenclosely.）
Joey:
Don'tworry,therewasn'tanysexinitoranything.Ihaven'tdreamtaboutherlikethatsinceIfoundoutabout
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