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DesperateHousewives2x16ThereIsNoOtherWay

DesperateHousewives

Episode2x16ThereIsNoOtherWay

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MaryAliceVoiceover:

PreviouslyonDesperateHousewives.

Lynette:

Youputmykidsindanger,andthenyouliedaboutit.Doyouhavesomekindofproblemwithalcohol?

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Lynetteaskedaloadedquestion.

Gabrielle:

I'mtheonewhowassleepingwithyourson,butit'sovernow.

Helen:

No,you'rewrong.It'snotevenclosetobeingover.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Gabrielleconfessed...

Felicia:

Here'syourmail.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

WhileNoah'ssearchforZach...

Felicia:

Iworryforthatboy.Whatkindofpeoplewouldbuyababyfromajunkie?

MaryAliceVoiceover:

PlayedperfectlyintoFelicia'splot...

Noah:

SeethatPaulYounghasatoychestofhisveryown.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

...Forrevenge.

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[MaryAlice'sLivingRoom]

（Pauldialsthephonewithanewspaperonhislap.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

WhatmademyhusbandPaulYoungsuchagoodinvestorwashisuncannyabilitytoanticipatethefuture...

[Flashback-MaryAlice'sLivingRoom]

（MaryAlicewithayoungZachinthelivingroom.MaryAliceistryingtounknotZach'stennisshoe.Paulisinthekitchen.）

MaryAlice:

Zach,howdidyoudothis?

（PaulwatchesandsmilesasMaryAlicestruggleswiththeknotinZach'sshoe.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

HeforesawthenecessityoftheVelcroshoe.

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[Flashback-MaryAlice'sKitchen]

（PaulwatchesasMaryAlicemixesingredientstomakecoffee.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Hepredictedtheadventofthe$3cupofcoffee.

[Flashback-MaryAlice'sKitchen]

（PaulwatchesasMaryAlicepourswaterintoathermos.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Heevenanticipatedthesurprisingboominbottledwater.

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[PresentDay-MaryAlice'sHouse]

（Paulisreadingthepaperandtalkingonthephone.）

Paul:

Yeah,it'sPaulYoung.I'vebeenreadingabouttheelectionresultsinBrazil.It'stimetobuysugar.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

ButthecrystalballthatservedPaulsowellinthestockmarketsometimesfailedhimclosertohome.

（Paulgetsuptoansweraknockonthedoor.DetectiveSullivanisontheporch.）

Sullivan:

Paulyoung?

Paul:

Yeah.

Sullivan:

DetectiveSullivan.Youneedtocomedowntownforquestioning.

Paul:

Aboutwhat?

Sullivan:

We'reinvestigatingreportsofcreditcardfraud,andyournamehasbeenlinkedwithseveralofthevictims.

Paul:

Well,itmustbesomemistake.

Sullivan:

Couldbe.Butwestillneedtogodowntownandstraightenitout.

Paul:

Allright.

Zach:

Well...howlongisthisgonnatake?

Paul:

Don'tworryaboutit.It'sjustamix-up.

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[OutsideMaryAlice'sHouse-Nighttime]

（DetectiveSullivanwalksPaultohiscar.PaulseesFeliciagetoutofhercarandwalktoherdoorwithgroceries.Theystopandstareateachother.）

Sullivan:

Let'sgo.

（FeliciawatchesasthedetectivetakesPaulaway.）

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[PoliceStation]

（DetectiveSullivanisbookingPaul.）

Paul:

What'sgoingon?

Ithoughtyoujustwantedtoaskmesomequestions.

Sullivan:

That'safteryou'rebooked.

Paul:

Booked?

Bookedforwhat?

UniformedOfficer:

Youcan'tbookhimhereanyhow,detective.Computersaredown.We'reallfullup.Yougottatakehimdowntocounty.

（DetectiveSullivanhandcuffsPaul.）

Paul:

Whatisgoingon?

Thisiscrazy.Iwannacallmylawyer.Whatthehelldoyouguysthinkyou'redoinganyway?

Huh?

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[PoliceStationParkingGarage]

（AuniformedofficerisleadingahandcuffedPaultothepolicevan.）

Paul:

Thisisridiculous.Igetaphonecall!

（TheofficerpushesPaulintothevanandlocksthedoors.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Yes,intheworldofinvestments,myhusbandhadaremarkableabilitytoseethefuture.

（Insidethevanaretwoprisonersdressedinorangeprisonjumpsuits.）

Prisoner:

Gotamessageforyou,PaulYoung.Dierdre'sfathersaidtogiveyouhisregards.

（TheprisonerpullsaknifeoutofhisbootandattacksPaul.）

Paul:

Aah!

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Butsadly,Pauldidn'tseethisonecomingatall.

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OpeningCredits

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[Bree'sKitchen]

MaryAliceVoiceover:

BreeVandeKamphadaweeklyroutineshe'dbeenfollowingforyears.

（Breecrossesoffadayonacalendarpostedonthewall.）

[Flashback-Bree'sKitchen]

MaryAliceVoiceover:

ShecleanedonTuesdays.

（Breesweepsherkitchen.）

[Flashback-Bree'sDiningRoom]

MaryAliceVoiceover:

ShepaidherbillsonWednesdays.

（Breeatherdiningroomtablepayingbills.）

[Bree'sLaundryRoom]

MaryAliceVoiceover:

ShedidherlaundryonThursdays.

（Breeisdoinglaundry.）

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[PresentDay-Bree'sDiningRoom]

（Breewaterstheflowersonherdiningroomtable.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Andafterthesedailychoreswerecompleted,shewouldrewardherselfwithalittledrink.

（Shewalkstohercouchwithawineglassinherhand.Asshereachesthecouch,sheseesthroughherfriendstalkingtogetheroutsidethewindow.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

WhatBreedidn'tknowwasthislatestadditiontoherroutinehadbeennoticedbyherfriends.Andithadnowbecomepartoftheirroutinetodiscussit.

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[WisteriaLane-Daytime]

（BreelooksoutherwindowandseesSusan,GabrielleandLynettearestandingbyLynette'scartalking.）

Lynette:

SoapparentlyBreehadafewtoomanyandpassedout.NextthingIknow,Igetacallatwork--someonefoundmykidswanderingthestreet.

Gabrielle:

Oh,mygod!

Susan:

HaveyouseenBreesince?

Lynette:

No.I'mworriedabouther,butIdon'tknowhowI'mgonnagetoverwhatshedid.

（BreewatchesasLynettedrivesofftowork.BreecomesoutofherhouseandapproachesSusanandGabrielle.）

Susan:

Hey,Bree.Howyoudoingtoday?

Bree:

I'mreallywell.Um,IjustsawyoualltalkingbeforeLynettewentofftowork.Whatwereyoualltalkingabout?

Gabrielle:

Oh,nothing,really.CarlosandIaregonnagoseetheadoptioncounselortoday.

Susan:

I'mcheckingmyselfintothehospital.I'mfinallygonnagetthatsurgery.

Bree:

Oh.Goodforyou.DidLynettementionthelittletiffwehad?

Susan:

Justinpassing.

Gabrielle:

Shebarelymentionedit.

Bree:

Becausewhathappenedwas,Iaccidentallymixedmyantihistaminemedicationwith,youknow,alittleglassofwineIwashaving,andI-Ifellasleep,youknow,whileIwas...watchingherkids.Imean,Ilikealittlewinewithdinner,Imean,nowandthen.Youknow,whodoesn't?

But,uh,Imean,youknow,totrashmyentirereputation--

Gabrielle:

Oh,Bree,shedidn'ttrashyou.Honest.

Bree:

Well,good.Imean,Ijust--Ireallywouldn'twantyoutogetthewrongimpression.Well,I'm--I'mgoingtothemall.They'rehavingawhitesaletoday.IthinkI'mgonnagetanewbathmat.Oh,doesanyoneneedone?

Gabrielle:

No,I'mgood.

Bree:

Okay,takecare.

（Breewalksaway.）

Gabrielle:

Wow,didyousmellthealcoholonherbreath?

Susan:

Isuredid.

Gabrielle:

Oh.（Sighs.）

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[AdvertisingAgency]

（Tomispresentingapitchtothestaff.）

Tom:

ThenourEskimoturnsinthecameraandsays,"Polarfreshmintswillgiveyourbreathan'A'-plus,too."Sowhatdoyouthink?

Lynette:

Itfeelsalittlefamiliar.

Tom:

Really?

Idon'tthinkso.

Lynette:

No,I'mprettysuretheLowellGroupusedEskimosinadeodorantcommercialtheyhadlastmonth.Remember?

Tom:

Oh,thisiscompletelydifferent.ThosewerejockEskimoscompetingintheIditarod.OurEskimo'stryingto,youknow,patchthingsupwithhiswife.

Lynette:

Yeah.No,Igetthesubtledistinction.Ithinkwecandobetter.Okay?

So,sally,you'reup.Whatdoyougotforme?

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[Lynette'sOffice]

Tom:

Hey.

Lynette:

Hey.

Tom:

"Igotthesubtledistinction"?

Whatwasthatabout?

Lynette:

Ifyoureallywannadothisnow,shutthedoor.Okay,sure,Iwasalittlebi*chy.Butyouknowwhy?

Youdidahalf-assjobinthere.

Tom:

Hey,youmaynotlikemyidea,butyoucan'tsayIdidn'tworkhard.

Lynette:

Oh,please.Ilivewithyou.Lastnight,whenyoushould'vebeentryingtomakethatpitchwork,youwerewatchingthegame.

Tom:

Iwasn'twatchingthegame.

Lynette:

Isawyou!

Tom:

What,okay,nowIcan'tcheckthescore?

Lynette:

AreyousayingyougaveyourheartandsoultothatEskimopitch?

Tom:

Iworkedreallyhardonthatpitch.

Lynette:

Didyougiveit100%?

Well,exactly.So?

Bigdeal.Goworkupsomenewideas,andthenwe'llgooveritduringlunch.Okay?

Tom:

You'retheboss.

Lynette:

Yes,Iam.

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[HospitalRoom]

（Susanislyinginbed,reading.Dr.RonandDr.Cunninghamcomein.Dr.Cunnighamhashisrightarminacast.）

Ron:

Hey.

Dr.Cunningham:

Susan.Goodtoseeyouagain.I'mreallylookingforwardtoyoursurgery.

Susan:

AndI'mreallyhopingyou'realefty.

Dr.Cunningham:

Nope.Ican'tevenwritemyname.Butthat'swhatIgetforthrowingmykidaroller-skatingparty.

Susan:

Funny.Sowhataboutmysurgery?

Dr.Cunningham:

Oh,I'llstilldoit.WithDr.Ron'shelp,ofcourse.

Ron:

Dr.Cunninghamwillbestandingrightbesideme.Withmyhandsan