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TheIncrediblesScript
MR.INCREDIBLEIsthison?
INTERVIEWERThat'sfine.MR.INCREDIBLEIcanbreakthroughwalls,Ijustcan't...INTERVIEWERThat'sfine.MR.INCREDIBLEIcan'tgetthison.INTERVIEWERSo,Mr.Incredible...doyouhaveasecretidentity?
MR.INCREDIBLEEverysuperherohasasecretidentity.Idon'tknowasingleonewhodoesn't.Whowantsthepressureofbeingsuperallthetime?
ELASTIGIRLOfcourseIhaveasecretidentity.Canyouseemeinthisatthesupermarket?
Comeon.Who'dwanttogoshoppingasElastigirl,y'knowwhatImean?
FROZONESuperladies,they'realwaystryingtotellyoutheirsecretidentity.Thinkit'llstrengthentherelationshiporsomethinglikethat.Isaid,''Girl,Idon'twanttoknowaboutyourmild-manneredalterego.''oranythinglikethat.Imean,youtellmeyou'reasuper-mega-ultra-lightning-babe,that'sallrightwithme.I'mgood.I'mgood.MR.INCREDIBLENomatterhowmanytimesyousavetheworld,italwaysmanagestogetbackinjeopardyagain.SometimesIjustwantittostaysaved,youknow?
Foralittlebit.Ifeellikethemaid.''Ijustcleanedupthismess.Canwekeepitcleanfortenminutes?
''INTERVIEWERIcouldgettothatpoint.MR.INCREDIBLE''Please?
''INTERVIEWERWait,no,don'tgetup.We'renotfinished.MR.INCREDIBLESometimeslthinkI'djustlikethesimplelife,youknow?
Relaxalittleandraiseafamily.ELASTIGIRLSettledown?
Areyoukidding?
I'matthetopofmygame!
I'mrightuptherewiththebigdogs!
Girls,comeon.Leavethesavingoftheworldtothemen?
Idon'tthinkso.Idon'tthinkso.__________________________________________SCENE2__________________________________________POLICERADIOWeinterruptforanimportantbulletin.Adeadlyhigh-speedpursuitbetweenpoliceandarmedgunmenisunderway,travelingnorthboundonSanPabloAve.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Yeah,I'vegottime.OLDLADYMr.lncredible.Um,Mr.Incredible...BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Whatisit,ma'am?
OLDLADYMycat,Squeaker,won'tcomedown.[catmeows]BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Certainly,ma'ambutIsuggestyoustandclear.Therecouldbetrouble.OLDLADYNo,no.He'squitetame.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Letgonow!
[catyowls]POLICEOFFICER1Thankyou,Mr.lncredible.You'vedoneitagain.POLICEOFFICER2Yeah,you'rethebest.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)No,I'mjustheretohelp.POLICERADIOAttentionallunits.Wehaveatourbusrobbery...BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Tourbusrobbery.I'vestillgottime.Officers.Ma'am.Squeaker.BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)Cool!
Readyfortake-off!
BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Whatthe...?
Whoareyousupposedtobe?
BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)Well,I'mlncrediBoy.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)What?
No.You'rethatkidfromthefanclub.[stammering]Brophy.Brody.Buddy!
Buddy!
BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)MynameislncrediBoy.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Look,I'vebeennice,I'vestoodforphotos,signedeveryscrapofpaperyoupushedatmebutthisis...BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)No,youdon'thavetoworryabouttrainingme.Iknowallyourmoves,yourcrimefightingstyle,favoritecatchphrases,everything!
I'myournumberonefan!
BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)Hey!
Hey,wait!
__________________________________________SCENE3__________________________________________BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Youknow...youcantellalotaboutawomanbythecontentsofherpurse,butmaybethat'snotwhatyouhadinmind.THIEFHey,look--BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Elastigirl.HELEN(ELASTIGIRL)Mr.lncredible.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)No,it'sallright.I'vegothim.HELEN(ELASTIGIRL)Sure,you'vegothim.Ijusttookhimoutforyou.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Sure,youtookhimout.Hisattentionwasonme.HELEN(ELASTIGIRL)AfactIexploitedtodomyjob.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Myjob,youmean.HELEN(ELASTIGIRL)Asimplethankyouwillsuffice.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Thanks,butIdon'tneedanyhelp.HELEN(ELASTIGIRL)Whateverhappenedto''ladiesfirst''?
BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Well,whateverhappenedtoequaltreatment?
THIEFHey,look,theladygotmefirst.HELEN(ELASTIGIRL)Well,wecouldshare,youknow.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Iworkalone.HELEN(ELASTIGIRL)Well,Ithinkyouneedtobemore...flexible.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Areyoudoinganythinglater?
HELEN(ELASTIGIRL)Ihaveapreviousengagement.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)[whistles]BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Now,youjuststayhere.Theyusuallypickupthegarbageinanhour.LUCIUS(FROZONE)Hey,lncredible!
BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Hey,Frozone!
LUCIUS(FROZONE)Shouldn'tyoubegettingready?
BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Istillgottime.[crowdscreaming]WOMANHe'sgonnajump!
SANSWEETIthinkyoubrokesomething.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Withcounseling,Ithinkyou'llcometoforgiveme.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Waitaminute.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)[coughing]BombVoyage.VOYAGE[French]Mr.Incredible!
BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)AndlncrediBoy!
VOYAGElncrediBoy?
BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)Hey,hey!
Aren'tyoucuriousabouthowIgetaroundsofast?
See?
Ihavetheserocketboots--BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Gohome,Buddy.BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)What?
BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Now.VOYAGE[French]Littleoaf.BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)Canwetalk?
Youalwayssaybetruetoyourself,butyouneversaywhichpartofyourselftobetrueto.Well,I'vefinallyfiguredoutwhoIam.Iamyourward...lncrediBoy!
BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Andnow,youhaveofficiallycarriedittoofar,Buddy.BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)ThisisbecauseIdon'thavepowers,isn'tit?
Wellnoteverysuperherohaspowers,youknow.Youcanbesuperwithoutthem.Iinventedthese.Icanfly.Canyoufly?
BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Flyhome,Buddy.Iworkalone.VOYAGE[French]Andyouroutfitistotallyridiculous!
BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)Justgivemeonechance!
I'llshowyou.I'llgogetthepolice.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Buddy,don't!
BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)It'llonlytakeasecond,really.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)No,stop!
There'sabomb!
BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)Letgo!
You'rewreckingmyflightpattern!
Icandothisifyouletgo!
BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Willyoujust...?
I'mtryingtohelp!
Stop!
BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)Letgoofmycape!
__________________________________________SCENE4__________________________________________BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Takethisonehome.Andmakesurehismomknowswhathe'sbeendoing.BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)Icanhelpyou.You'remakingamista---hey!
BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Theinjuredjumper.Yousentparamedics?
POLICEOFFICERThey'vealreadypickedhimup.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)TheblastinthatbuildingwascausedbyBombVoyagewhoIcaughtintheactrobbingthevault.Now,wemightbeabletonabhimifwesetupaperimeter.POLICEOFFICERYoumeanhegotaway?
BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Well,yeah.Skippyheremadesureofthat.BUDDY(INCREDIBOY)lncrediBoy!
BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)You'renotaffiliatedwithme!
Holysmokes,I'mlate.Listen,I'vegottabesomewhere.POLICEOFFICERWhataboutBombVoyage?
BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Anyothernight,I'dgoafterhimmyself,butIreallygottago.Butdon'tworry.We'llgethim!
Eventually!
__________________________________________SCENE5__________________________________________BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Isthenightstillyoung?
LUCIUS(FROZONE)You'reverylate.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)HowdoIlook?
Good?
LUCIUS(FROZONE)Oh,themask!
Youstillgotthemask.[cracksneck]BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Showtime.PRIESTRobertParr,willyouhavethiswomantobeyourlawfulweddedwife?
HELEN(ELASTIGIRL)You'relate.WhenyouaskedmeifIwasdoinganythinglater,Ididn'trealizeyou'dactuallyforgotten.Ithoughtitwasplayfulbanter.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Itwasplayfulbanter.HELEN(ELASTIGIRL)Cuttingitkindaclose,don'tyouthink?
BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Youneedtobemore...flexible.HELEN(ELASTIGIRL)Iloveyou,butifwe'regonnamakethiswork,you'vegottabemorethanMr.lncredible.Youknowthat.Don'tyou?
PRIEST...solongasyoubothshalllive?
BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Ido.PRIESTIpronouncethiscouplehusbandandwife.[peoplecheeringandwhistling]HELEN(ELASTIGIRL)Aslongaswebothshalllive.Nomatterwhathappens.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Hey,comeon.We'resuperheroes.Whatcouldhappen?
ANNOUNCERInastunningturnofevents,asuperheroisbeingsuedforsavingsomeonewho,apparently,didn'twanttobesaved.Theplaintiff,OliverSansweet,whowasfoiledinhisattemptedsuicidebyMr.Incredible,hasfiledsuitagainstthefamedsuperheroinSuperiorCourt.SANSWEET'SLAWYERMr.Sansweetdidn'tasktobesaved.Mr.Sansweetdidn'twanttobesaved.AndtheinjuryreceivedfromMr.Incredible''actions'',soquote,causeshimdailypain.BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Hey,Isavedyourlife!
SANSWEETYoudidn'tsavemylife!
Youruinedmydeath,that'swhatyoudid!
BOB(MR.INCREDIBLE)Listen--MR.INCREDIBLE'SLAWYERMyclienthasnofurthercommentatthistime.ANNOUNCERFivedayslater,anothersuitwasfiledbyvictimsoftheeltrainaccident.Incredible'scourtlossescostthegovernmentmillions.Andopenedthefloodgatesfordozensofsuperherolawsuitstheworldover.WOMANItistimefortheirsecretidentitytobecometheironlyidentity.Timeforthemtojoinus,orgoaway.ANNOUNCERUndertremendouspublicpressure,andthecrushingfinancialburdenofanevermountingseriesoflawsuits,thegovernmentquietlyinitiatedthesuperherorelocationprogram.Thesuperswillbegrantedamnestyfromresponsibilityforpastactions,inexchangeforthepromisetoneveragainresumeherowork.Wherearetheynow?
Theyarelivingamongus.Averagecitizens,averageheroes.Quietlyandanonymouslycontinuingtomaketheworldabetterplace.__________________________________________SCENE6__________________________________________style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:
Tahoma'>(15YEARSLATER)MRS.HOGENSONDenied?
You'redenyingmyclaim?
Idon'tunderstand.Ihavefullcoverage.BOBI'msorry,Mrs.Hogenson,butourliabilityisspelledoutinparagrap