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满腹经纶相声台词王声苗阜

满腹经纶相声台词王声苗阜

romotingtheconstructionofruleoflaw,butalsothemostbasicdevelopmentenvironment.DespitemygoodsocialorderinGeneral,buttherearelaw-abidingconsciousness,socialorderisnotstandard,regardlessoffaith,Twiningvisitvisitandotheroutstandingproblems.Wewanttoactivelypromotethefieldofmulti-levelgovernanceaccordingtolaw,promotethecontinuousimprovementofthesocialenvironment.Topromoteuniversalcompliance.Activelyfostertheruleoflawculture,carryoutlawpublicityandeducationonhonestyandtrustworthiness,guidethemassesandconsciouslyabidebythelaw,failingtofindmethod,problem-solvingmethod,methodofgraduallychangingtheworld,heisnotlookingforbutsomeone"unspokenrules",formedalllawlaw,abidebythegoodatmosphere.Tostrengthenthecomprehensivemanagementofpublicsecurity.Deepeningpeacexinganconstruction,stronglyagainstviolencecrime,mafiaandseriouscriminaloffences,toprotectthelegitimaterightsandinterestsofcitizens,legalpersons,carryoutcriminalpolicyoftemperjusticewithmercy,themaximumstimulatingsocialvitality,andearnestlysafeguardsocialharmonyandstability.Toresolvesocialconflictsbylaw.Tofurthersmoothchannelsofreportingsocialconditionsandpublicopinion,improvingregulation,arbitration,aswell

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满腹经纶

表演:

逗:

苗阜/捧:

王声

苗:

亲爱的朋友们，大家（合）过年好

苗:

我们两个都是来自西本的相声演员

王:

西安人

苗我叫苗阜

王我叫王声

苗您看我啊这水平啊跟我旁边这位王声老师啊没法比王哎呦和您这话说的

苗人家是大学生（王咳）

苗陕西吃饭大学毕业

王师范大学

王陕西没有吃法大学

苗陕西师范大学

王哎

苗毕业之后啊人家没有从事本来的专业

王我学什么专业呢

苗人家当年在文学院（王哎）进修的是进口挖掘机修理王我学的什么

苗进口挖掘机修理啊

王我怎么不学手扶拖拉机驾驶呢

苗这可能是第二专业把

王哪有这专业去有在文学院学这个的吗我怎么不上蓝翔技校去呢我苗我没有上过大学呀

王您问呐

苗那您学的是

王中文和历史

苗中文和历史（王哎）人家这了不得（王哼哼）跟人家这个就没法比虽然我俩是

发小一块长起来的

王对对对

苗可是到了高中之后我俩的成绩就是越拉越大越拉越大越拉越大王为什么呢

苗我没上高中

苗现在醒悟了得好好学习

王努力

苗要不这个知识跟不上跟人家没法搭档最近我就开始研习上各种书籍了

romotingtheconstructionofruleoflaw,butalsothemostbasicdevelopmentenvironment.DespitemygoodsocialorderinGeneral,buttherearelaw-abidingconsciousness,socialorderisnotstandard,regardlessoffaith,Twiningvisitvisitandotheroutstandingproblems.Wewanttoactivelypromotethefieldofmulti-levelgovernanceaccordingtolaw,promotethecontinuousimprovementofthesocialenvironment.Topromoteuniversalcompliance.Activelyfostertheruleoflawculture,carryoutlawpublicityandeducationonhonestyandtrustworthiness,guidethemassesandconsciouslyabidebythelaw,failingtofindmethod,problem-solvingmethod,methodofgraduallychangingtheworld,heisnotlookingforbutsomeone"unspokenrules",formedalllawlaw,abidebythegoodatmosphere.Tostrengthenthecomprehensivemanagementofpublicsecurity.Deepeningpeacexinganconstruction,stronglyagainstviolencecrime,mafiaandseriouscriminaloffences,toprotectthelegitimaterightsandinterestsofcitizens,legalpersons,carryoutcriminalpolicyoftemperjusticewithmercy,themaximumstimulatingsocialvitality,andearnestlysafeguardsocialharmonyandstability.Toresolvesocialconflictsbylaw.Tofurthersmoothchannelsofreportingsocialconditionsandpublicopinion,improvingregulation,arbitration,aswell

romotingtheconstructionofruleoflaw,butalsothemostbasicdevelopmentenvironment.DespitemygoodsocialorderinGeneral,buttherearelaw-abidingconsciousness,socialorderisnotstandard,regardlessoffaith,Twiningvisitvisitandotheroutstandingproblems.Wewanttoactivelypromotethefieldofmulti-levelgovernanceaccordingtolaw,promotethecontinuousimprovementofthesocialenvironment.Topromoteuniversalcompliance.Activelyfostertheruleoflawculture,carryoutlawpublicityandeducationonhonestyandtrustworthiness,guidethemassesandconsciouslyabidebythelaw,failingtofindmethod,problem-solvingmethod,methodofgraduallychangingtheworld,heisnotlookingforbutsomeone"unspokenrules",formedalllawlaw,abidebythegoodatmosphere.Tostrengthenthecomprehensivemanagementofpublicsecurity.Deepeningpeacexinganconstruction,stronglyagainstviolencecrime,mafiaandseriouscriminaloffences,toprotectthelegitimaterightsandinterestsofcitizens,legalpersons,carryoutcriminalpolicyoftemperjusticewithmercy,themaximumstimulatingsocialvitality,andearnestlysafeguardsocialharmonyandstability.Toresolvesocialconflictsbylaw.Tofurthersmoothchannelsofreportingsocialconditionsandpublicopinion,improvingregulation,arbitration,aswell

王看书了

苗可以说已经达到了手不释卷的地步

王呦

苗名侦探柯南海贼王我都在手里拿着呀

王您再看一套七龙珠看一套圣斗士这叫四大名著你知道吗

苗是吗

王是什么呀您您看点正经书不成吗

苗正经书也看（王嗯）成语大词典

王您看什么书

苗成语大词典

王罢了您各位别笑话他成语是中国文化的精髓

苗对我小时候就是成语课代表

王那是语文课代表没有学校专门开成语课的

苗都学过这东西好多东西都学过什么一日为师终身为父刻舟求剑

王这你都知道呢

苗千军万马万马奔腾愚公移山（拍手）我就喜欢愚公移山

王你喜欢这里头的精神

苗这是一种精神

王愚公的精神

苗他鼓舞着我（王嗯嗯）听说过这故事吗

王谁不知道这故事啊

苗有个愚公啊不是大鱼的有个愚公没事在那刨山啊刨啊

王哎等会儿这愚公是个穿山甲变的是吧这是

苗哪有穿山甲什么事

王愚公移山得拿家伙

苗反正就是挖山后来有一智叟劝他别挖了挖不完那好嘛这么两座大山（王是是是），王屋与太行愚公说没事我挖不完我儿子挖（王对）儿子挖不完孙子挖（王是是是）孙子挖不完重孙子挖反正子子孙孙挖下去总会挖完的（王持之以恒嘛）好家伙这个精神感动了玉皇大帝（王上天）派了两个黄巾力士下来把王屋与太行搬走了王大山搬走了

苗好家伙一般走豁然开朗（王嗯）WI-FI信号立马就满了

王哎呀，这有WI-FI什么事啊这里头

苗形同一下呀

王没有这么形容的

苗世上这个坏事不一定都是坏事好事也不一定都是好事

王什么意思呢

苗山是搬走了原来山下压着两个妖怪一个蛇精一个蝎子精这下放出来了得亏老头有一个七彩葫芦籽儿种下去库赤库赤库赤长上来了结出七个葫芦蹦出七个小孩儿有会吐asdisputeresolutionmechanisms,implementfullythepetitioners'cases"third-party"hearingsandsupervisingsystemoflettersandcalls,andtoresolvetheinvolvedlawlawsuitintotheorbitofruleoflaw,vexatious,Twiningvisitvisit,disturbingsocialorderandothermaliciousextortion,resolutelycrackdown.Five,improvingcadresVitale,providestrongprotectionforforestdevelopmentXIGeneralSecretarystressedthatthecomprehensiverevitalizationinNortheastChina,needsahighquality,solidstyle,cadresofthedaretoplay.Cadrecadresisapledge,shouldwanttodoworkandabletodogood,enthusiasmisparamount.Treatpartycadres,itisnecessarytoStrictmanagement,andwarmcare,enablethebroadmassesofcadresworkhardwork,thisistwoparallelprinciples.Instrictaccordancewiththestandardsofgoodcadresselectionandappointment,therealofficers,dareofficers,thosewhowanttoplay,goodasexcellentcadresatalllevelsofleadershipinthepast.Atpresent,someleadingcadresworkinitiativeisnothigh,beyondpolitical,idle,lazygovernancegovernance,notas,slow,messyandaphenomenonstillexisttovaryingdegrees,affectedandrestrictedeconomicandsocialdevelopment.Wemustmobilizetheenthusiasmofcadresasanurgenttask,adheretocombinationofincentivesandconstraints,andadheretothestrictmanagementandwarmcare,practicalsolution"fortheofficersnotto"problem,motivatecadresandbetterleadthemassestoanundertaking,thecadresandcreatethenewachievementinadaretoplay,goodatshowsasnew.Toidentifytheproblem,accuratepulse.Allthingsreflectedallcadres"fortheofficersnotto"thereare3main

romotingtheconstructionofruleoflaw,butalsothemostbasicdevelopmentenvironment.DespitemygoodsocialorderinGeneral,buttherearelaw-abidingconsciousness,socialorderisnotstandard,regardlessoffaith,Twiningvisitvisitandotheroutstandingproblems.Wewanttoactivelypromotethefieldofmulti-levelgovernanceaccordingtolaw,promotethecontinuousimprovementofthesocialenvironment.Topromoteuniversalcompliance.Activelyfostertheruleoflawculture,carryoutlawpublicityandeducationonhonestyandtrustworthiness,guidethemassesandconsciouslyabidebythelaw,failingtofindmethod,problem-solvingmethod,methodofgraduallychangingtheworld,heisnotlookingforbutsomeone"unspokenrules",formedalllawlaw,abidebythegoodatmosphere.Tostrengthenthecomprehensivemanagementofpublicsecurity.Deepeningpeacexinganconstruction,stronglyagainstviolencecrime,mafiaandseriouscriminaloffences,toprotectthelegitimaterightsandinterestsofcitizens,legalpersons,carryoutcriminalpolicyoftemperjusticewithmercy,themaximumstimulatingsocialvitality,andearnestlysafeguardsocialharmonyandstability.Toresolvesocialconflictsbylaw.Tofurthersmoothchannelsofreportingsocialconditionsandpublicopinion,improvingregulation,arbitration,aswell

水的又会喷火的后来降服了蛇精蝎子精后来隐居在森林之内外国有个公主不知道得罪了谁躲在他们居住这个小屋之内后来这个公主呢后妈过来了变成一个买苹果的老太太这个公主咬了一口嘎嘣死了剩下半拉乔布斯拿走了知道这故事吗我学的多通透王你开玩笑

王您刚说这个叫愚公移山

苗啊

王我有点乱我。

。

。

苗怎么啦

王我镇定一下等会儿我理理愚公就是葫芦娃的爷爷葫芦娃移民之后就是七个小矮人

乔布斯有个师傅叫白雪公主

苗你看你理的多清楚

王我理什么清楚我理

苗怎么啦

王您这什么乱七八糟的这都是

苗我就告诉您一个道理

王什么道理

苗中国的成语放之四海任之五湖都是有用的（王咳）这都是连到一块的王有用不再这上头用您都说乱了

苗你说咱们中国的书好书

王那您得看点正经的

苗我也看（王嗯,）山海经听说过没有山海经宝贝儿王等一下等一下不要叫的那么亲热呃。

您看山海经

苗啊

王您刚成语大词典都看的跟浆子似的了您还看山海经

苗咋了

王山海经是先秦的古典言辞古奥诘屈聱牙

苗你说的啥

王刚才是个幻觉~

苗我就看这个嘛

王你能看懂啊你

苗当然能看懂了

王真看过,

苗我给你讲几个故事你就知道我看过没看过了

王你讲我听来来来

苗精卫填海有没有

王罢了山海经北山经的故事

苗我不知道哪的我爱看这个（哼哼）精卫填海为什么填海王为什吗

romotingtheconstructionofruleoflaw,butalsothemostbasicdevelopmentenvironment.DespitemygoodsocialorderinGeneral,buttherearelaw-abidingconsciousness,socialorderisnotstandard,regardlessoffaith,Twiningvisitvisitandotheroutstandingproblems.Wewanttoactivelypromotethefieldofmulti-levelgovernanceaccordingtolaw,promotethecontinuousimprovementofthesocialenvironment.Topromoteuniversalcompliance.Activelyfostertheruleoflawculture,carryoutlawpublicityandeducationonhonestyandtrustworthiness,guidethemassesandconsciouslyabidebythelaw,failingtofindmethod,problem-solvingmethod,methodofgraduallychangingtheworld,heisnotlooking