绝望的主妇第一季第三集剧本.docx

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绝望的主妇第一季第三集剧本

1X03:

PRETTYLITTLEPICTURE

OriginalAirdateonABC:

October17,2004

ANNOUNCER:

PreviouslyonDesperateHousewives,Susantookdatingtipsfromher12yearolddaughter.

JULIE:

Ifyouwannadatehim,you'regonnahavetoaskhimout.

SUSAN:

Ikeephopinghe'llaskmeout.

JULIE:

How'sthatgoing?

（Cutto:

）

ANNOUNCER:

Breeaccidentallypoisonedherhusband.

REX:

Ican'tbelieveyoutriedtokillme.

BREE:

Yes,well,Ifeelbadlyaboutthat.

（Cutto:

）

ANNOUNCER:

Lynetteindulgedincreativeparenting.

LYNETTE:

Ifanyofyouactsup,IwillcallSantaandtellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.

（Cutto:

）

GABRIELLE:

Ireallyhatethewayyoutalktome.

CARLOS:

AndIreallyhatethatIspent$15,000onyourdiamondnecklace.

ANNOUNCER:

WhileGabrielleindulgedinthecompanyofhergardener.

（Cutto:

GABRIELLE,pushingahalf-nakedJOHNoutthewindow,asCARLOSwalksinthehouse.）

GABRIELLE:

Hihoney,you'rehomeearly.

（Cutto:

）

ANNOUNCER:

Andeverybody'swondering?

（Cutto:

SUSAN,holdingthemysteriousnote

IKNOWWHATYOUDID

ITMAKESMESICK

I'MGOINGTOTELL

SUSAN:

OhMaryAlice,whatdidyoudo?

ANNOUNCER:

Whytheirbestfriendjustkilledherself.

BREE:

Howmuchdowereallywannaknowaboutourneighbours?

（Cutto:

MIKE,puttingdownagunonhissidetable.

Cutto:

ThemysteriouschestPAULdumpedintheriverfloatinguptothesurface.

ANNOUNCER:

Everyonehasalittledirtylaundry.

（Fadeout）

OPENON:

[INT.CREMATORIUM--NIGHT]

（WeopenonMARYALICE,lyinginacoffin.Acoffincover,withalabel"MARYALICEYOUNG"isslidoverthetop.Ahandturnsaknob,andweseecogsturningasafurnaceisopened,andthecoffinslidesintothefurnace.）

NARRATOR:

AfterIdied,Ibegantosurrenderthepartsofmyselfthatwerenolongernecessary.Mydesires,beliefs,ambitions,doubts,everytraceofmyhumanitywasdiscarded.Idiscoveredwhenmovingthrougheternity,ithelpstotravellightly.Infact,Iheldontoonlyonething-mymemory.

[CUTTO:

EXT.WISTERIALANE--NIGHT]

（WepandownonthepeacefulWisteriaLaneatnight,whereeveryoneisfastasleepintheirhouses.）

[PANTO:

INT.VANDEKAMPHOUSE--NIGHT]

（WepantoBREElyinginbedawake,drummingherfingers.）

NARRATOR:

It'sastonishingtolookbackontheworldIleftbehind.Irememberitall,everysingledetail.Likemyfriend,BreeVanDeKamp.

（Flashbackto:

MARYALICEatBREE'shouse,talkinganimatedlyasBREEwalksinwithaneasysmile,holdingadishinherhands.）

NARRATOR:

Iremembertheeasyconfidenceofhersmile.

（Cutto:

BREEstandingattheheadofthetable,whereREX,PAULandMARYALICEaresitting.Theywatchasshedrizzlessomealcoholoveradish,andlightsitonfire.）

NARRATOR:

thegentleeleganceofherhands.

MARYALICE:

Wow.

（Cutto:

MARYALICEandPAULleaving,astheysaytheirgoodbyesatthefrontdoor.）

NARRATOR:

therefinedwarmthofhervoice.

BREE:

Bye.

NARRATOR:

ButwhatIremembermostaboutBree?

BREE:

Rex,wasn'tthatalovely?

（HersmilefadesassheseesREXwalkingoff,completelyignoringwhatshe'ssaying.）

NARRATOR:

wasthelookoffearinhereyes.

（Endofflashback.Resumepresent）

NARRATOR:

Breehadstartedtorealizeherworldwasunravelling,andforawomanwhodespisedlooseends,thatwasunacceptable.

（BREElooksattheclock,whichreads5:

35am.Shegetsoutofbed,andgoesdownstairs.Weseeherwearingarobe,bendingoverREX,sleepingdownstairsonthecouch.Sheshakeshimawake.）

BREE:

Rex,Rex!

Youneedtogetup!

REX:

It'snotevenlightout.

BREE:

Pleasehurry,ifthekidsseeyousleepingdownhere,they'regonnastartaskingquestions.（takesREX'sblanketoffhim.）

REX:

Let'emask,Idon'tcareanymore.

BREE:

Well,Icare.（pullshispillowoutfromunderneathhishead.）Theydon'tneedtobeburdenedwithourmaritalproblems,andifwe'reworkingthingsout,theleastwecoulddoistrytokeepupappearances.

REX:

（rollshiseyes）Ohyeah,appearances.Ikeepforgettingaboutappearances.

BREE:

OhRex,youlooksotired.

REX:

Ah,Ididn'tsleep.Thisdamnthingissouncomfortable.

BREE:

Well,whydon'tyoumovebackupstairsandsleepinourbed?

REX:

We'reinmarriagecounseling,Bree,Ithinkthatwouldconfusethings.

BREE:

It'sjust-Imissyou.

REX:

Iknowyoudo.Ofcourse,ifIdon'tgetsomesleepprettysoon,I'llbeforcedtomovebackupstairsoutofsheerexhaustion.（goesupstairs）

（BREEwaitstillhemovesoutofsight,thengoestoacupboardandtakesoutapairofpliers.Sheflipsonecornerofthemattressup,andcutsoneofthewiresinhalf.Shebendsbothsidesupsotheyarevertical.Shetestshowsharpitiswithonefinger,thenpullsthemattressbackontopofthesofa-bed,dustingherhandsoffandsighingwithsatisfaction.Teehee.EvilBreerocks.）

NARRATOR:

Yes,Breewasafraidofmanythings.Butiftherewasonethingshewasn'tafraidof,itwasachallenge.

OpeningCredits

OPENON:

[EXT.WISTERIALANE--MORNING]

（WepanonourWisteriaLane,atthecrackofdawn.Thestreetlightsarestillon,andthere'sapaperboyonabike,throwingpapersontothelawns.）

NARRATOR:

ThedayonWisteriaLanebeganlikeanyother,withacupofcoffeeandthemorningpaper.

[CUTTO:

INT.SCAVOHOUSE-KITCHEN]

（WeseeLYNETTEsittingatthekitchentable,thetwinssword-fightingnexttoherasshereadsthebusinesssectionofthepaper.）

LYNETTE:

Justgivemeasecond-5minutes.

NARRATOR:

AndwhileLynettereadthebusinesssection-

[PANTO:

INT.SOLISHOUSE-DININGROOM]

（GABRIELLEsitsatherdiningtable,holdingacupupinherrighthand,ashermaidpourscoffeeintothecup.Sheisengrossedinreadingthepaper,heldbyherlefthand,thestylesection.）

NARRATOR:

AndGabriellestudiedthefallcollections-

[PANTO:

INT.VANDEKAMPHOUSE-DININGROOM]

（BREEsitsatthediningtable,readingthesectionofthepaper.Shefiddleswiththeflowerarrangementinthemiddleofthetableinfrontofher.）

NARRATOR:

AndBreesearchedfordecoratingideas.

[PANTO:

INT.MEYERHOUSE-KITCHEN]

NARRATOR:

Susanscannedthefrontpageandsawsomethingthatcaughthereye.

（SUSANandJULIEaresittingatthekitchentable.SUSANreadsthefrontpageofthepaper,takingabiteofamuffin.JULIEwipessomethingoffSusan’sface,thengoesbacktoeatinghercereal,readingabookopeninfrontofher.SUSANsuddenlystops,asthecamerapanstolookatthepaper.

Itreads:

TheFairviewHerald

October15,2004

Shelooksup,thengetsupandgoestoacalendarhangingonthewall.SheflipsopentoOctober,whereweseeapost-itnote,readingMaryAlicedinnerstuckonthe15thand16thdates.Sheripsitoff.）

[CUTTO:

EXT.SCAVOHOUSE--MORNING]

（SUSANstepsovertoyslyingscatteredeverywhereonthegroundandfrontporch.Shegoestothefrontdoorofthehouse,andknocksonthewindowpaneonthedoor.Thedooropensto（Flashbackto:

MARYALICEopeningthedoor.）

MARYALICE:

Well,it'sabouttime.

SUSAN:

Benice,Icomebearingsnacks.（holdsupabagofchipsandabagofpretzels,walkinginthedoorasMARYALICEfollowsherintothekitchentable,whereLYNETTE,BREEandGABRIELLEaregathered.）

BREE:

Lynette,thesecardsaresticky.

LYNETTE:

Iknow.Prestonusedthethreeofdiamondstoscoopjamoutofthejar.

GABRIELLE:

Gorgeous,thankfulwehave49cardstoplaywith.

SUSAN:

Hello,sorryI'mlate.

LYNETTE:

Hey.

MARYALICE:

So,Susan,IwasjusttellingthegirlsIwannathrowadinnerparty.

SUSAN:

Really?

MARYALICE:

Yes,Imean,howlonghavewealllivedonthisstreet?

We'veneverdoneabiggroupthing.

BREE:

Ithinkit'sagreatidea.

MARYALICE:

Paulneverlikestohavepeopleover.Well,toheckwithhim,I'mdoingit.

SUSAN:

Sowhenisthisshindig?

MARYALICE:

Howaboutamonthfromtonight?

Thatwouldbethe16th,goodforeveryone?

LYNETTE:

Yeah.

SUSAN:

Yeah.

BREE:

Worksforme.Shouldweallmakesomething?

MARYALICE:

Ohno,no.Thisismyparty.I'vebeenwantingtohaveeveryoneoverforyears.OhI'msohappywe'refinallydoingthis.It'sgonnabesomuchfun.

（EndofFlashback.Resumetopresent.）

（LYNETTEopensthedoor.）

LYNETTE:

Hey!

（SUSANholdsupthepost-itnote）Iknow,ourdinner.

[CUTTO:

EXT.WISTERIALANE--MORNING]

（BREE,LYNETTE,GABRIELLEandSUSANarestandingoutsideonthestreet,nexttoalargetree.GABRIELLEpassesthenotealongbacktoSUSAN,whoholdsitup.）

SUSAN:

Howcouldwehaveallforgottenaboutthis?

LYNETTE:

Wedidn'texactlyforget,it'sjustusuallywhenthehostessdies,theparty'soff.

BREE:

Lynette!

（putsherhandoverherheart）

LYNETTE:

I'mnotbeingflip,I'mjustpointingoutareality.

GABRIELLE:

MaryAlicewassoexcitedaboutit.Sosad.

SUSAN:

Ithinkweshouldgothroughwithit.

BREE:

Really?

Wouldn'tthatbeinpoortaste?

SUSAN:

No,it'ssortofawaytohonourMaryAlice.Itwassoimportanttoher.

GABRIELLE:

Wecouldalluseafunnight.

BREE:

Well,good,becauseIhavesomenewflatbreadthatI'vejustbeendyingtoshowoff.

SUSAN:

Lynette?

LYNETTE:

I'min.

BREE:

I'llmakebraisedlambshanks.

LYNETTE:

I'mstillin.

BREE:

SohowmanywillIbecookingfor?

GABRIELLE:

7.ThreecouplesandSusan.Doesthatsoundright?

SUSAN:

No,itsoundsvery,verywrong.

GABRIELLE:

Awww.（putsahandonSusan’sshoulder）

BREE:

Istheresomebodyyou'dliketoinvite?

（MIKErunspast,stopsadistanceawayfromSUSANasheseesher,allsweatyandpanting.SUSANsmilesathim,wavingashesmilesback,waving,thenkeepsrunning.）

SUSAN:

Ihaveanidea.（theyallsmile）

[CUTTO:

INT.SOLISHOUSE--MORNING]

CARLOS:

Adinnerparty.Honey,Imaybeworkinglate.TheDillmanproposa