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marriage名言

Allmarriagesarehappy.It'slivingtogetherafterwardsthatisdifficult.

　　——Anonymous

　　Hebelievesthatmarriageandacareerdon'tmix.Soaftertheweddingheplanstoquithisjob.

　　——Anonymous

　　It'snotasgreatadayforthebrideasshethinks.She'snotmarryingthebestman.

　　——Anonymous

　　Marriageisaromanceinwhichtheherodiesinthefirstchapter.

　　——Anonymous

　　Marriageisathreeringcircus：

engagementring，weddingring，andsuffering.

　　——Anonymous

　　Marriageisbliss.Ignoranceisbliss.Ergo……

　　——Anonymous

　　Marriageislikeaboxofchocolates.Youhavetosqueezeafewbottomstomakesureyoulikewhatyouaregetting.

　　——Anonymous

　　Marriageislikeahotbath.Onceyougetusedtoit，it'snotsohot.

　　——Anonymous

　　Marriageislikeaviolin.Afterthemusicisover，youstillhavethestrings.

　　——Anonymous

　　Marriageistheonlywarinwhichyousleepwiththeenemy.

　　——Anonymous

　　Itisalwaysincomprehensibletoamanthatawomanshouldeverrefuseanofferofmarriage.

　　——JaneAusten

　　Marriageislowdown，butyouspendtherestofyourlifepayingforit.

　　——Baskins

　　Theworldhassufferedmorefromtheravagesofill-advisedmarriagesthanfromvirginity.

　　——AmbroseBierce

　　MARRIAGE，n.Thestateorconditionofacommunityconsistingofamaster，amistressandtwoslaves，makinginall，two.

　　——AmbroseBierce，TheDevil'sDictionary，1911

　　Intheblithedaysofhoneymoon，

　　WithKate'sallurementssmitten，

　　Ilov'dherlate，Ilov'dhersoon，

　　Andcall'dherdearestkitten.

　　Butnowmykitten'sgrownacat，

　　Andcrosslikeotherwives.

　　O！

BymysoulmyhonestMat，

　　Ifearshehasninelives.

　　——JamesBoswell，LifeofJohnson

　　Insuranceislikemarriage.Youpay，pay，pay，andyounevergetanythingback.

　　——AlBundy，characteron“MarriedwithChildren，”U.S.televisionshow

　　Nothingsayslovin'likemarryingyourcousin！

　　——AlBundy，characteron“MarriedwithChildren，”U.S.televisionshow

　　Ihatework.That'swhyIgotmarried.

　　——PegBundy，characteron“MarriedwithChildren，”U.S.televisionshow

　　Inmatrimony，tohesitateissometimestobesaved.

　　——SamuelButler

　　Ifvarietyisthespiceoflife，marriageisthebigcanofleftoverSpam.

　　——JohnnyCarson

　　Ifyouareafraidofloneliness，don'tmarry.

　　——Chekhov

　　Marriageisanadventure，likegoingtowar.

　　——G.K.Chesterton

　　ThemosthappymarriageIcanimaginetomyselfwouldbetheunionofadeafmantoablindwoman.

　　——S.T.Coleridge

　　Marriageislikeabankaccount.Youputitin，youtakeitout，youloseinterest.

　　——IrwinCorey

　　I'vesometimesthoughtofmarrying，andthenI'vethoughtagain.

　　——NoelCoward

　　Marriageisamatterofgiveandtake，butsofarIhaven'tbeenabletofindanybodywho'lltakewhatIhavetogive.

　　——CassDaley

　　I'dmarryagainifIfoundamanwhohad15millionandwouldsignoverhalfofittomebeforethemarriageandguaranteehe'dbedeadwithinayear.

　　——BetteDavis

　　Keepyoureyeswideopenbeforemarriage，andhalfshutafterwards.

　　——BenjaminFranklin

　　Wherethereismarriagewithoutlove，therewillbelovewithoutmarriage.

　　——BenjaminFranklin

　　Loveisthedawnofmarriage，andmarriageisthesunsetoflove.

　　——Frenchsaying

　　Amanisincompleteuntilheismarried.Afterthat，heisfinished.

　　——ZsaZsaGabor

　　I'manexcellenthousekeeper.EverytimeIgetadivorce，Ikeepthehouse.

　　——ZsaZsaGabor

　　Loveisanidealthing，marriagearealthing；aconfusionoftherealwiththeidealnevergoesunpunished.

　　——JohannWolfgangvonGoethe

　　Thankheaven.Abachelor'slifeisnolifeforasingleman.

　　——SamuelGoldwyn，immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer，whentoldhissonwasgettingmarried

　　Loveisblindandmarriageistheinstitutionfortheblind.

　　——JamesGraham

　　Idon'tthinkI'llgetmarriedagain.I'lljustfindawomanIdon'tlikeandgiveherahouse.

　　——LewisGrizzard

　　Marriageisagreatinstitution，butwhowantstoliveinaninstitution？

　　——MarxGroucho，thefilm“AnimalCrackers”

　　Ifyouwanttosacrificetheadmirationofmanymenforthecriticismofone，goahead，getmarried.

　　——KatharineHepburn

　　Bigamyisonewayofavoidingthepainfulpublicityofdivorceandtheexpenseofalimony.

　　——OliverHerford

　　Weddingisdestiny，andhanginglikewise.

　　——JohnHeywood

　　Itisamazingathowsmallapricemaytheweddingringbeplaceduponaworthlesshand；but，bythebeautyofourlaw，whatheapsofgoldareindispensabletotakeitoff！

　　——DouglasJerold，1858

　　Marriagehasmanypains，butcelibacyhasnopleasures.

　　——SamuelJohnson

　　Idon'tworryaboutterrorism.Iwasmarriedfortwoyears.

　　——SamKinison

　　Marriageisalottery，butyoucan'ttearupyourticketifyoulose.

　　——F.M.Knowles

　　Manyamaninlovewithadimplemakesthemistakeofmarryingthewholegirl.

　　——StephenLeacock

　　Ihavecometotheconclusionneveragaintothinkofmarrying，andforthisreason，Icanneverbesatisfiedwithanyonewhowouldbeblockheadenoughtohaveme.

　　——AbrahamLincoln，inalettertoMrs.O.H.Browning，April1，1838

　　IbelongtoBridegroomsAnonymous.WheneverIfeellikegettingmarried，theysendoveraladyinahousecoatandhaircurlerstoburnmytoastforme.

　　——DickMartin

　　Iwasmarriedbyajudge.Ishouldhaveaskedforajury.

　　——GrouchoMarx

　　Politicsdoesn'tmakestrangebedfellows，marriagedoes.

　　——GrouchoMarx

　　EightypercentofmarriedmencheatinAmerica.TherestcheatinEurope.

　　——JackieMason

　　There'sawayoftransferringfundsthatisevenfasterthanelectronicbanking.It'scalledmarriage.

　　——JamesHoltMcGavran

　　Marriagewasallawoman'sideaandforman'sacceptanceoftheprettyyoke，itbecomesustobegrateful.

⏹PhyllisMcGinley

Marriageislikeacage；oneseesthebirdsoutsidedesperatetogetin，andthoseinsidedesperatetogetout.

　　——MicheldeMontaigne

　　Tokeepyourmarriagebrimming，withloveintheweddingcup，wheneveryou'rewrong，admitit；wheneveryou'reright，shutup.

　　——OgdenNash

　　Nowomanmarriesformoney；theyareallcleverenough，beforemarryingamillionaire，tofallinlovewithhimfirst.

　　——CesarePavese

　　Itdoesn'tmuchsignifywhomonemarries，foroneissuretofindoutnextmorningitwassomeoneelse.

　　——Rogers

　　Iguesstheonlywaytostopdivorceistostopmarriage.

　　——WillRogers

　　Beforemarriage，amanwilllieawakeallnightthinkingaboutsomethingyousaid；aftermarriage，he'llfallasleepbeforeyoufinishsayingit.

　　——HelenRoland

　　Inoldentimes，sacrificesweremadeatthealtar，apracticewhichisstillverymuchpracticed.

　　——HelenRowland

　　Whenagirlmarries，sheexchangestheattentionsofmanymenfortheinattentionofone.

　　——HelenRowland

　　Whenyouseewhatsomegirlsmarry，yourealizehowtheymusthatetoworkforaliving.

　　——HelenRowland

　　Ithinkmenwhohaveapiercedeararebetterpreparedformarriage.They'veexperiencedpainandboughtjewelry.

　　——RitaRudner

　　Tomarryistohalveyourrightsanddoubleyourduties.

　　——ArthurSchopenhauer

　　Nevermarryformoney.Ye'llborrowitcheaper.

　　——ScottishProverb

　　Itismostunwiseforpeopleinlovetomarry.

　　——GeorgeBernardShaw

　　Marriageispopularbecauseitcombinesthemaximumoftemptationwiththemaximumofopportunity.

　　——GeorgeBernardShaw

　　Moralityconsistsinsuspectingotherpeopleofnotbeinglegallymarried.

　　——GeorgeBernardShaw

　　Onecardinalruleofmarriageshouldneverbeforgotten：

“Givelittle，giveseldom，andaboveall，givegrudgingly.”Otherwise，whatcouldhavebeenapropermarriagecouldbecomeanorgyofsexuallust.

　　——RuthSmythers，Marriageadviceforwomen，1894

　　Marriage：

Aceremonyinwhichringsareputonthefingeroftheladyandthroughthenoseofthegentleman.

　　——HerbertSpencer

　　Someofusarebecomingthemenwewantedtomarry.

　　——GloriaSteinem

　　Loveisblind——marriageistheeye-opener.

　　——PaulineThomason

　　Marriageisn'taword……it'sasentence.

　　——KingVidor，inthe1928film，TheCrawl

　　Here'satoasttoyournewbridewhohaseverythingagirlcouldwantinherlife，exceptforgoodtasteinmen！

　　——WeddingToast

　　Marriageisagreatinstitution，butI'mnotreadyforaninstitution.

　　——MaeWest

　　Longengagementsgivepeopletheopportunityoffindingouteachother'scharacterbeforemarriage，whichisneveradvisable.

　　——OscarWilde

　　Marriageistheonesubjectonwhichallwomenagreeandallmendisagree.

　　——OscarWilde

　　Menmarrybecausetheyaretired，womenbecausetheyarecurious；botharedisappointed.

　　——OscarWilde

　　Marriageisalotteryinwhichmenstaketheirlibertyandwomentheirhappiness.

　　——MadamedeRieux

Loveisasweetdreammarriageisanalarmclock...

1.Marriageisnotaword.It'sasentence（alifesentence）.

2.Marriageislove.Loveisblind.Thereforemarriageisaninstitutionfortheblind.

3.MarriageisaninstitutioninwhichamanloseshisbachelorsDegreeandthewomangetshermasters.

4.Marriageisathreeringcircus:

engagementring,weddingringandsuffering.

5.Marriedlifeisfullofexcitementandfrustration:

Inthefirstyearofmarriage,themanspeaksandthewomanlistens.Inthesecondyear,thewomanspeaksandthemanlistens.Inthethirdyear,theybothspeakandtheNEIGHBORlistens.

6.Gettingmarriedisverymuchlikegoingtoarestaurantwithfriends.Youorderwhatyouwant,andwhenyouseewhattheotherpersonhas,youwishyouhadorderedthatinstead.

7.Therewasthismanwhomutteredafewwordsinthechurchandfoundhimselfmarr