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英语口语1

英语口语（老友记第一集）

There'snothingtotell.

It'sjustsomeguyIworkwith.

You'regoingoutwithaguy.

There'sgottabesomething

wrongwithhim.

Allright,Joey,benice.

Sodoeshehaveahump

andahairpiece?

Wait.Doesheeatchalk?

Idon'twanthertogo

throughwhatIdidwithCarl.

Okay,everybodyrelax.

Relax.Thisisnotevenadate.

It'sjusttwopeoplegoingoutto

dinnerandnothavingsex.

Soundslikeadatetome.

I'minhighschool,

inthemiddleofthecafeteria...

...andIrealizeI'mtotallynaked.

I'vehadthatdream.

ThenIlookdownandIrealize

thereisaphone...

...there.

-Insteadof...

-That'sright!

Thatone,I'veneverhad.

Allofasudden,

thephonestartstoring.

Idon'tknowwhattodo.

Everybody'slookingatme.

Theyweren'tlookingatyoubefore?

Finally,Ifigure

I'dbetteranswerit.

Anditturnsoutit'smymother.

Whichisvery,veryweird

becauseshenevercallsme.

Thisguysays,"Hello",

Iwannakillmyself.

Youokay,sweetie?

Ifeellikesomeonegrabbedmysmall

intestine,pulleditoutofmymouth...

...andtieditaroundmyneck.

-Cookie?

Carolmovedouttoday.

-Letmegetyousomecoffee.

-Thanks.

No,don't!

Stopcleansingmyaura.

Justleavemyauraalone,okay?

Fine.Bemurky.

I'llbefine.

Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.

No,youdon't.

Tohellwithher.Sheleftme!

Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian.

Whydoeseveryone

keepfixatingonthat?

Shedidn'tknow.

HowshouldIknow?

SometimesIwishIwasalesbian.

DidIsaythatoutloud?

ItoldMomandDadlastnight.

Theyseemedtotakeitwell.

Really?

SothathystericalcallIgot

fromawomansobbingat3a.m....

..."I'llneverhavegrandchildren!

Was,what?

Awrongnumber?

Sorry.

Look,you'refeeling

alotofpainrightnow.

You'reangry.You'rehurting.

CanItellyouwhat

theansweris?

Stripjoints!

Comeon,you'resingle.

Havesomehormones.

See,butIdon'twant

tobesingle,okay?

Ijustwanttobemarriedagain.

AndIjustwantamilliondollars!

Rachel?

Oh,God,Monica!

Hi!

ThankGod!

Iwenttoyourbuildingand

thisguywithahammersaid...

...thatyoumightbehereandyouare.

-CanIgetyousomecoffee?

-Decaf.

Everybody,thisisRachel,

anotherLincolnHighsurvivor.

Thisiseverybody.

ChandlerandPhoebe...

...andJoey.Andremember

mybrother,Ross?

Sure!

Youwanttotellusnow,orarewe

waitingforfourwetbridesmaids?

Oh,God!

Well,itstartedabout

ahalf-hourbeforethewedding.

Iwasinthisroomwith

allthepresents...

...andIwaslooking

atthisgravyboat.

Thisreallygorgeous

Limogesgravyboat.

WhenallofasuddenIrealize...

Sweet'NLow?

Irealized...

...Iwasmoreturnedonby

thisgravyboatthanbyBarry.

AndthenIreallyfreakedout,

whenithitme:

HowmuchBarrylookslike

Mr.PotatoHead.

Ialwaysknewhelooked

familiar,but...

Ihadtogetoutofthere,

andIstartedwondering...

..."WhyamIdoingthis?

and"WhoamIdoingthisfor?

Ididn'tknowwheretogo,andIknow

youandIhavedriftedapart...

...butyou'retheonlyperson

Iknowinthecity.

Whowasn'taskedtothewedding.

Iwaskindofhopingthat

wouldn'tbeanissue.

Iguessheboughther

thepipeorgan...

...andshe'sreallynot

happyaboutit.

"Tunaoreggsalad?

"Decide!

"I'llhavewhatever

Christineishaving."

Daddy,Ijust...

Ican'tmarryhim.

I'msorry.

Ijustdon'tlovehim.

Well,itmatterstome!

"IfIletgoofmyhair,

myheadwillfalloff."

Sheshouldnotbe

wearingthosepants.

Isaypushherdownthestairs!

Pushherdownthestairs!

Comeon,Daddy,listen!

Allmylife,everyone's

alwaystoldme,"You'reashoe!

"You'reashoe!

You'reashoe!

Istoppedandsaid,

"WhatifIdon'twannabeashoe?

"WhatifIwanttobeapurse?

"Orahat?

100

Idon'twantyoutobuymeahat,

I...

101

It'sametaphor,Daddy!

102

Youcanseewherehe'dhavetrouble.

103

Look,Daddy,it'smylife.

104

Well,maybeI'lljuststay

herewithMonica.

105

Iguesswe'veestablished

she'sstayingwithMonica.

106

Well,maybethat'smydecision.

107

Well,maybeIdon'tneedyourmoney.

108

Wait!

Isaidmaybe!

109

Justbreathe.

Breathe,that'sit.

110

Justtrytothink

ofnice,calmthings.

111

Raindropsonroses

Andwhiskersonkittens

112

Doorbellsandsleighbells

Andsomethingwithmittens

113

Lalalasomething

Andnoodleswithstring

114

-Thesearea...

-I'mallbetternow.

115

Ihelped.

116

Thisisprobablyfor

thebest,youknow?

117

Independence.

Takingcontrolofyourlife.

118

Thewhole"hat"thing.

119

Ifyouneedanything,

youcanalwayscometoJoey.

120

MeandChandlerliveacrossthehall.

Andhe'sawayalot.

121

Joey,stophittingonher!

It'sherweddingday.

122

What?

Likethere's

aruleorsomething?

123

Igotit.

124

Pleasedon'tdothatagain.

It'sahorriblesound.

125

It'sPaul.

126

Oh,God.Isit6:

30?

Buzzhimin.

127

-Who'sPaul?

-Paul,thewineguy?

128

Maybe.

129

Your"notarealdate",

iswithPaul,thewineguy?

130

Hefinallyaskedyouout?

131

It'sa"DearDiary"moment.

132

Rach,Icancancel.

133

Oh,God.Please,no.

Go,I'llbefine.

134

Rossareyouokay?

Doyouwantmetostay?

135

That'dbegood.

136

-Really?

-Goon!

It'sPaul,thewineguy!

137

Doeshesellit,drinkit,

orhejustcomplainsalot?

138

Hi,comein!

Paul,thisis...

139

...everybody.

Everybody,thisisPaul.

140

-Thewineguy.

-Ididn'tcatchyourname.Paul?

141

I'llberightback.

I'vejustgottogoa...

142

A-wandering?

143

Change.Sitdown.

Twoseconds.

144

Ijustpulledoutfoureyelashes.

Thatcan'tbegood.

145

Hey,Paul.Here'salittletip.

146

Shelikesitwhenyou

rubherneckinthesamespot...

147

...overandoveragain,till

itstartstogetalittlered.

148

Shutup,Joey!

149

Rachel,whatareyou

uptotonight?

150

Iwassupposedtobeheaded

forArubaonmyhoneymoon...

151

...so,nothing.

152

Right.You'renoteven

gettingyourhoneymoon.

153

Although,Aruba.Thistimeofyear?

Talkaboutyour...

154

...biglizards.

155

Ifyoudon'tfeel

likebeingalonetonight...

156

...JoeyandChandlerare

helpingmewithmyfurniture.

157

Andwe'reveryexcitedaboutit.

158

Thanks.ButI'mjustgonna

hangouthere.

159

-It'sbeenalongday.

-Okay.Sure.

160

Pheebs,wannahelp?

161

IwishIcould,butIdon'twantto.

162

Loveissweetassummershowers

163

Loveisawondrousworkofart

164

Butyourlove,oh,yourlove

Yourlove

165

Islikeagiantpigeon

166

Crappingonmyheart

167

Thankyou!

168

I'msupposedtoattachabracket-y

thingtothesidethings...

169

...usingabunchofthese

littlewormguys.

170

Ihavenobracket-ything.

Iseenowormguyswhatsoever...

171

...andIcannotfeelmylegs.

172

Wegotabookcasehere.

173

It'sabeautifulthing.

174

What'sthis?

175

Iwouldhavetosaythatis

anL-shapedbracket.

176

-Whichgoeswhere?

-Ihavenoidea.

177

-Donewiththebookcase.

-Allfinished.

178

ThiswasCarol'sfavoritebeer.

179

Shealwaysdrankitoutofthecan.

Ishouldhaveknown.

180

Ifyoustartwiththat,

we'reoutofhere.

181

Pleasedon'tspoilallthisfun.

182

Letmeaskyouaquestion.

183

Shegotthefurniture,

thestereo,thegoodTV.

184

Whatdidyouget?

185

Youguys.

186

-Yougotscrewed.

-Oh,myGod.

187

-Oh,myGod.

-Iknow.I'msuchanidiot.

188

Ishould'vecaughtonwhenshewentto

thedentistfourandfivetimesaweek.

189

Imean,howcleancanteethget?

190

Mybrother'sgoingthroughthat.

He'samess.

191

Howdidyougetthroughit?

192

Hemighttryaccidentallybreaking

somethingvaluableofhers.

193

-Sayher...

-Leg?

194

That'sonewayofgoingthroughit.

195

Me,Iwentforthewatch.

196

Youactuallybrokeherwatch?

TheworstthingIeverdidwas...

197

...Ishreddedmyoldboyfriend's

favoritebathtowel.

198

-Steerclearofyou!

-That'sright.

199

Barry,I'msorry.

Iamsosorry.

200

Youprobablythinkit'saboutmaking

lovewithyoursockson,butitisn't.

201

It'saboutme.

AndIjust...

202

Machinecutmeoffagain.

Anyway...

203

Iknowthatsomegirlisgoingtobe

luckytobecomeMr.BarryFinkel.

204

Butitisn'tme.

It'snotme.

205

NotthatIhaveanyideawho"me"is

rightnow,butgivemeachanceto...

206

I'mdivorced!

207

I'monly26andI'mdivorced.

208

Shutup.

209

Thatonlytookmeanhour.

210

Betweenus,wehaven'thada

relationshiplastlongerthanaMento.

211

You,however,havehadthelove

ofawomanforfouryears.

212

Fouryearsofclosenessandsharing.

213

Afterwhich,

sherippedyourheartout...

214

...andthatiswhywedon'tdoit.

215

Idon'tthinkthatwasmypoint.

216

Youknowwhat'sscary?

Whatifthere

isonlyonewomanforeverybody?

217

Imean,whatifyougetone

woman,andthat'sit?

218

Unfortunately,inmycase,

therewasonlyonewomanforher.

219

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Onewoman.

220

That'slikesayingthere'sonly

oneflavoroficecreamforyou.

221

Letmetellyousomething.

There'slotsofflavorsoutthere.

222

Rockyroad,andcookiedough,

andbingcherryvanilla.

223

Youcangetthemwithjimmies,

ornuts,orwhippedcream.

224

Thisisthebestthing

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