高中英语《Frinds老友记》第6季中英文对照完整剧本612 The One With The Joke素材.docx

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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第6季中英文对照完整剧本612TheOneWithTheJoke素材

612TheOneWithTheJoke

[Scene:

CentralPerk,Chandler,Phoebe,RachelandMonicaarethere.Rosswalksinwithamagazineinhishand.]

Ross:

Hey,you’renotgoingtobelievethis.ImadeupajokeandsentitintoPlayboy.Theyprintedit!

Phoebe:

Ididn’tknowPlayboyprintsjokes.

Ross:

Yeah,theyprintjokes,interviews,hard-hittingjournalism.It’snotjustaboutthepictures.

Monica:

Thatdidn’tworkonmom,it’snotgoingtoworkonus.

Ross:

（showingthemthepage）Here,checkitout.It’sthefirstone,too.

（Theyalllaughindifferently,exceptChandler,who’salittleangry.）

Chandler:

Thatisfunny.ItwasalsofunnywhenImadeitup.

Ross:

What?

Chandler:

Imadethatjokeup.

Ross:

Uh,oh-oh,noyoudidn’t.Idid.

Chandler:

Yes,Idid.ItoldittoDanatwork,andhesaiditwasthefunniestjokehe’deverheard.

Ross:

Hey,tellDan,‘Thanks.’

（Rachelislookingatthemagazineandlaughing.）

Ross:

What?

Rachel:

I’msorry,Iwasjustreadingthejokebelowit.Man,thatoneisfunny.（Rossgrabsthemagazineawayfromher.）

Chandler:

Monica,youremembermetellingyouthatjoke,right?

Monica:

No.

Chandler:

Seriously?

Monica:

Well,youtellalotofjokes!

Ross:

Look,Chandler,it’smyjoke.But,hey,ifitmakesyoufeelanybettertheydon’tprintthename,soitdoesn’treallymatterwhogetscredit,right?

Chandler:

Yeah,Iguess.

Joey:

（entering）Heyguys.

Chandler:

（jumpingupfromhischair）Hey,Joey,Playboyprintedmyjoke.

Ross:

No,it’smyjoke,it’smine.Youcancallthem,they’lltellyou.

Chandler:

It’smyjoke.

Ross:

It’smyjoke.

Joey:

Whoa-whoa-whoa.Jokes?

Youguysknowtheyhavenakedchicksinthere,right?

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

Joey’sapartment,JoeyissittingatthecounterasChandlerenters.]

Chandler:

Dude,youhavegottoturnonBehindtheMusic.ThebandHeartishavingareallytoughtime,andIthinktheymaybreakup.

Joey:

Let’sgowatchitatyourplace.

Chandler:

Nah,Monica’swatchingsomecookingshow.Comeon,Idon’twanttomisswhentheywereskinny.

Joey:

Chandler,Chandler,y’knowwhatweshoulddo?

YouandIshouldgooutandgetsomenewsunglasses.

Chandler:

What?

No,Iwanttowatchthis.（Heturnsonthetelevisionandthescreeniscompletelycoveredinsnow）.Didyourcablegoout?

Joey:

No,that’sVH-1.Igottatellyou,themusicthesekidslistentotoday...It’slikealottanoisetome.Idon’tknow…

Chandler:

Joey,whyisyourca

bleout?

Joey:

Iuh,oh!

Because,uh,Ihaven’treallypaidthebill

Chandler:

Ifyouneedmoney,willyouplease-pleasejustletmeloanyousomemoney?

Joey:

No,Chandler.Look,forgetaboutit,okay?

Look,IknowthingshavebeenalittletightsinceJaninemovedout.Oh,wasshehot.

Chandler:

Whoaho.

Joey:

Iknow!

Yeah,but,lookIcanhandleit.Allright?

Look,Icanlistentotheradio,huh?

AndRossgavemethisgreatbook（holdsupthePlayboymagazine）.

Chandler:

（picksupthephone）Allright,youwanttoseeifthejokestealerwillletuswatchtheshowathisplace?

Joey:

Sure.

Chandler:

（withphonetoear,obviouslyhearingnodialtone）Paidyourphonebill?

Joey:

Notsomuch.

[Scene:

MonicaandChandler's,MonicaandRachelareonthecouchlookingatthePlayboymagazine.Whentheyhearsomeonecoming,Monicagoestohideitunderthesofacushions.]

Phoebe:

（entering）Hey.

Monica:

（relieved）It’sonlyyou.

Phoebe:

Wh-wh-whatareyoudoing?

Rachel:

WearelookingataPlayboy.

Phoebe:

Oh,Iwanttolooktoo!

（Sherunsoverandsitsdownandchecksoutapicture）.Yikes!

Monica:

Sodoyouthinkthatthesepictures—Are,aretheytryingtotellastory?

Rachel:

Oh,yeah,sure.Imean,likeinthecaseofthisyoungwoman,shehaslostherclothes,sosheridesnakedonthehorse,she’scryingout,‘Wherearethey,wherearethey?

’

Monica:

Well,she’snotgoingtofindthemlyinginthegrasslikethat.

（Theyflipthroughthepagestoanotherpicture.）

Phoebe:

Oh,yeah.Aw,rememberthedayswhenyouusedtogoouttothebarn,liftupyourshirt,andbendover?

RachelandMonica:

Yeah.

Rachel:

Yousee,now,Iwoulddatethisgirl.She’scute,she’soutdoorsy,youknow,andsheknowshowtobuildafire.Imean,that’sgottocomeinhandy

Monica:

Okay,I’vegotaquestion.Ifyouhadtopickoneofustodate,whowoulditbe?

Rachel:

（thinks）Idon’tknow.

Monica:

Meneither.

Phoebe:

Rachel.

Monica:

What?

!

Phoebe:

Idon’tknow.（Pause）Meneither.

[Scene:

CentralPerk,Joey,Chandler,andRossaresittingonthecouch.]

Joey:

YouforgethowmanygreatsongsHearthad.

Chandler:

Yeah.

Ross:

Youknow,BarracudawasthefirstsongIlearnedtoplayonthekeyboard.

Chandler:

So,youheardit,yourepeatedit,sothatmustmeanyouwroteit.

Joey:

Oh,youguys,withthisjoke.Igottasay,IknowIcrackedup,butI’mnotevensureIgotit.

Ross:

What,youdidn’tgetit?

Thedoctorisamonkey.

（HeandChandlercrackup.）

Chandler:

Andmonkeyscan’twriteoutprescriptions.

（HeandRosscrackupagain.Joeyjustsitsthere）

Chandler:

（stopslaughing,toRoss）Youarenotallowedtolaughatmyjoke.

Ross:

Yourjoke?

Well,Ithink‘theHef’woulddisagree,whichiswhyhesentmeacheckforonehundredah-dollars.

Chandler:

So,youstolemyjoke,andyoustolemymoney.

Ross:

Well,IwasgoingtostickitintheATM,butnowIthinkI’llshowthesexytellerthatIamapublishedwriter.

Chandler:

Well,sheisgoingtoknowthatyoustolethejoke.

Ross:

Oh,whatareyougoingtodo,followmedownthere?

Chandler:

Yeah!

Ross:

Well,I’mnotgoingtogonowanyway（hegoestositdown）.

Chandler:

Okay（hegoestositdown）.

（Rossleapsoutofhischairandrunsoutthedoor,withChandlerinhotpursuit.）

Gunther:

（handingJoeythebill）Hereyougo.

Joey:

Ah,Gunther,Ican’tpayforthisrightnowbecauseI’mnotworking,soI’vehadtocutdownonsomeluxurieslikeuh,payin’forstuff.

Gunther:

Well,ifyouwant,youcanworkhere.

Joey:

Uh,Idon’tknow.Yasee,it’sjust,seeIwasaregularonasoapoperay’know?

Andtogofromthattothis,Ijust…Plus,I’dhavetowaitonallmyfriends.

Gunther:

Okay,butthemoney’sgood,plusyougettostareatRachelasmuchasyouwant.

Joey:

What?

!

Gunther:

Flexiblehours.

Joey:

MaybeIcouldbeawaiter.CouldIusethephone?

[Scene:

MonicaandChandler’sbedroom,theyareinbedtogether.]

Monica:

（visiblyupset）ShepickedRachel.Imean,shetriedtobackoutofit,butitwasobvious.ShepickedRachel.

Chandler:

（visiblyupset）Hetookmyjoke,hetookit.

Monica:

It’swrong.Youknowwhatelseiswrong?

PhoebepickingRachel.

Chandler:

YouknowwhoelsepickedRachel?

Ross,andyouknowwhatelseRossdid?

Hestolemyjoke.Youknowwhat?

I’mgoingtogetajokejournal.Y’know?

Anddocumentthedateandtimeofeverysingleoneofmyjokes.

Monica:

That’sagoodidea.

Chandler:

Yeah!

Monica:

Doyouknowwhat’sabadidea?

Chandler:

PickingRachel.

Monica:

That’sright.（Anoisecomesfromthelivingroom.）Didyouhearsomething?

Chandler:

Maybeit’sthesoundofRossclimbingintomybrainandstealingmythoughts.

Monica:

It’scomingfromthelivingroom.

（Theygoouttoinvestigate,andfindJoeywrappedinablanketwatchingtheirtelevision.）

Joey:

（sheepishly）Ifinishedmybook.（ChandlerandMonicaslowlyretreatbacktobed.）

[Scene,PhoebeandRachel’s,they’resittingtogetheronthecouch.]

Monica:

（entering）Hey,youguys.

PhoebeandRachel:

Hey.

Monica:

（laughing）Oh,d

on’tyouguyslookcute.Youguysmakesuchacutecouple.

Rachel:

Monica,whatareyoudoing?

Monica:

（laughingharder）Nothing,I’mjusttryingtorecreatesomeofthefunthatwehadatmyplacetheotherday.（ToPhoebe）Remember,whenyoupickedRacheloverme?

Thatwasfunny.

Phoebe:

Ig

uessitwaskindafunny.

Monica:

（angrily）Itwasn’tfunnyatall!

Whywouldyoudothat?

Whydidn’tyoupickme?

Phoebe:

Fine.ThereasonthatIwasleaningalittlebitmoretowardRachelthanyouisjustthatyou’re…just…kindahighmaintenance—Okaylet’sgotolunch!

Monica:

Thatiscompletelyuntrue.YouthinkI’mhighmaintenance?

Okay,proveit.Iwantyoutomakealistandwe’regoingtogothroughitpointbypoint!

Phoebe:

No,okay,you’reright.You’reeasy-going.You’rejustnotaseasy-goingasRachel.She’sjustmoreflexibleand-andmellow.That’sall.

Rachel:

（ToMonica）Well,peoplearedifferent.

Phoebe:

Ya,youknow,Rachel…she’lldowhateveryouwant.Y’know,youcanjustwalkalloverher.

Rachel:

What?

Waitaminute.Whatareyousaying,thatI’mapushover?

I’mnotapushover.

Phoebe:

Oh,okay,（laughing）you’renotapushover.

Rachel:

Ohmy…youthinkI’mapushover.Wellwait,watchthis,youknowwhat?

You’renotinvitedtolunch.Whatdoyouthinkofthat?

Ithinkthat’sprettystrong,that’swhatIthink.Comeon,Monica,let’sgotolunch.（Sheleaves）

Monica:

（toPhoebe）Youstartworkingonthatlist.（Shegrabshercoatandleaves,

too.）

[Cuttothehallway.]

Rachel:

Icannotbelieveher.

Monica:

Iknow.Wheredoyouwannagoeat?

Rachel:

Oh,oh,IlovethatJapaneseplace.

Monica:

I’msickofJapanese.We’renotgoingthere.

Rachel:

Allright,whereveryouwannagoiscool.

Monica:

Allright.

[Scene:

CentralPerk,Monica,Rachel,andChandlerarethereasRossentersandseesGunther.]

Ross:

（showingthePlayboymagazinetoGunther）Oh,hey,Gunther,checkthisout.

（Guntherlooksatthejokeandlaughs.）

Gunther:

Yeah,that-thatChandlercracksmeup.

（Rossbeginstosaysomething,realizeswhatGuntherjustsaid,turns,andglaresatChandler.Chandlerjustshrugsitoff.）

Joey:

HeyRoss,listen,youwantanythingtodrink,‘causeI’mheadingupthere.

Ross:

Uh,yeah,I’lltakeacoffee.Thanks,man.

Joey:

Sure.（To