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Look,Iopenedmycamp."

CampodelSid"

.ItmeansCampofSid.

Congratulations.You'

renowanidiotintwolanguages.

Notinfrontofthek-i-d-z.Theselittleguysloveme.Right,Billy?

Don'

tmakemeeatyou.

Theykid.That'

swhythey'

recalledkids.

Itoldyou,Sid.You'

renotqualifiedtorunacamp.

Whatdoqualificationshavetodowithchildcare?

Besides,thesekidslookuptome.I'

marolemodeltothem.

Icanseethat.

YouguysneverthinkIcandoanything,butI'

manequalmemberofthisherd.

Imadethisherd,soyouneedtostarttreatingmewithsomerespect.

-Comeon,Sid.-Sid,wewerejustkidding.

Hey,let'

splaypin-the-tail-on-the-mammoth.

Yeah!

Sid!

Icandostuff.

Won'

tgivemetheirstupidrespect.

I'

llshow'

em.

Andso,intheend,thelittleburroreachedhismommy.

Andtheylivedhappilyeverafter.

-Goodjob.-Question.

Whydoestheburrogohome?

Whydoesn'

thestaywiththerabbits?

Because...becausehewantedtobewithhisfamily.

Heshouldgowiththegirlburro.That'

sabetterlovestory.

OK,well,whenyoutellyourburrostory,that'

swhathe'

lldo.

Burroisademeaningname.Technically,it'

scalledawildass.

Fine.Thewildassboycamehometohiswildassmother.

See,that'

swhyIcalleditaburro.

Couldtheburrohaveagrazingproblem?

Thenhe'

dbemorerelatable.

-Boring.-It'

snotbelievable.

-Doburroseattheiryoung?

-It'

snotagoodending.

SometimesIthrowup.

Theylivedhappilyeverafter.Youcan'

tgetmoresatisfyingthanthat.

Onebig,happyfamily.That'

sthewayit'

ssupposedtobe.

Where'

syourbig,happyfamily?

Thenthehungrytigeratethepeskylittlekids.

-YouOK,buddy?

-Sure.Whynot?

-Ithought...-Storytime'

sover.Theend.

-Runforyourlives!

-Where'

severybodygoing?

-Theworld'

scomingtoanend.-Whatareyoutalkingabout?

FastTony-hesaystheworld'

sgonnaflood.

Folks,Iholdinmyhandadevicesopowerful,

itcanactuallypullairrightoutofthesky.

Yeah,right.

Gatherround,gatherround.

Pardonme,doyouhavegills,ma'

am?

Soyoucan'

tbreatheunderwater?

Myassistantherewilldemonstrate.

Hey,Icansmelltheocean.

Whatareyoudoing?

Ican'

tsellthatnow.

Yousuckairthroughyourmouth,youmoron.

Throughitsdesignandsturdyconstruction,

you'

llhaveplentyofairforeonstocome.

Ofcourse,resultsmayvary.

Whyareyouscaringeverybodywiththisdoomsdaystuff?

mtryingtomakealivinghere,pal.

It'

smyweatherforecast.Thefive-dayoutlookcallsforintenseflooding

followedbytheendoftheworld.

Andaslightchanceofpatchysunshinelaterintheweek.

Comeon,don'

tlistentohim.FastTonywouldsellhisownmotherforagrape.

Areyoumakinganoffer?

Imean,no,Iwouldnot.

Haven'

tyouheard?

Theiceismelting.

Youseethisground,it'

scoveredinice.

Athousandyearsago,itwascoveredinice.

Athousandyearsfromnow,itwillstillbeice.

Say,buddy,nottocastaspersionsonyoursurvivalinstinctsornothing,

buthaven'

tmammothsprettymuchgoneextinct?

-Whatareyoutalkingabout?

-Aboutyoubeingthelastofyourkind.

Yourbreathsmellslikeants.

Bethatasitmay,when'

sthelasttimeyousawanothermammoth?

tpayanyattentiontohim.

Mammothscan'

tgoextinct.They'

rethebiggestthingsonEarth.

Whataboutthedinosaurs?

Thedinosaursgotcockyandmadeenemies.

Look.Someidiot'

sgoingdowntheEviscerator.

Pleasetellmethat'

snotouridiot.

OK,I'

mgonnajumponthecountofthree.

One,

two...

Sid,don'

tmoveamuscle.We'

recomingup.

Jump!

Jump!

Sorry.

Twoandthreeone-thousandths,twoandfourone-thousandths...

Sid,whatareyoudoing?

Getdownfromthere.

No.I'

mgonnabethefirsttojumpofftheEviscerator

andthenyouguysaregonnahavetoshowmesomerespect.

Theonlyrespectyou'

llgetisrespectforthedead.

Comeon,Manny,he'

snotthatstupid.

-ButI'

vebeenwrongbefore.-Geronimo!

Hey,watchit.

Ican'

tbreathe.IthinkIjustcoughedupmyspleen.

-Diego,retracttheclaws,please.-Right.Sorry.

IfIdidn'

tknowyoubetter,Diego,I'

dthinkyouwereafraidofthewater.

OK,OK.GoodthingIknowyoubetter.

Guys.

FastTonywasright.

Everythingismelting.

sallgonnaflood.Comeon,wegottawarnthem.

Maybewecanrapidlyevolveintowatercreatures.

-That'

sgenius,Sid.-CallmeSquid.

Thiswholething'

sapieceofjunk.Ican'

tbelieveIlivehere.

What?

Forgetreeds.Ipresentyouwiththisrevolutionarygizmowecallbark.

-It'

ssobuoyant,itactuallyfloats.-I'

llshowyousomethingthatfloats.

Allright,it'

syourfuneral.

See?

ThisisexactlywhatI'

mtalkingabout.

Giantsballsoffurrylavathesizeofmammothsrainingfromthesky.

Gosuckairthroughareed.

Listentohim.He'

srightabouttheflood.

Iam?

Imean,yes,Iam.

Wait.Yousaidtherewasn'

tgoingtobeaflood.Whyshouldwelistentoyou?

Becausewesawwhat'

supthere.Thedam'

sgonnabreak.

Theentirevalley'

Flood'

sreal,allright.Andit'

scomingfast.

Lookaround.You'

reinabowl.

BowI'

sgonnafillup.Ain'

tnowayout.

Whatarewegonnado?

Unlessyoumakeittotheendofthevalley.

There'

saboat.Itcansaveyou.

-Idon'

tseeanything.-But

y'

allbetterhurry.

Ground'

smelting,wallstumbling,rockscrumbling.

Survivethatandyou'

llberacingthewater,

cosinthreedays'

time,it'

sgonnahitthegeyserfields.

Boom!

Thereissomegoodnews,though.

Themoreofyoudie,

thebetterIeat.

Ididn'

tsayitwasgoodnewsforyou.

Hemusthavebeenarealpleasuretohaveinclass.

Dam.

Allright,youheardthescaryvulture.Let'

smoveout.

Manny,youreallythinkthere'

saboat?

Idon'

tknow,butinafewdays,thisplaceisgonnabeunderwater.

Ifthere'

sanyhope,it'

sthatway.

Manny,let'

sgo.

Overturnedglyptodontinthefarrightlane.

Trafficbackedupasfarastheeyecansee.

Anditlooksliketheremightbeafatality.

Icallthedarkmeat.

Comeon,everybody,let'

sgo.Comeon,come,come,come.Getin.

-Comeon,Grandpa,comeon.-Wehavetogo.

Well,I'

mnotleaving.IwasborninthisholeandI'

lldieinthishole.

Dowehavetobringthiscrap?

-I'

msurethere'

scrapwherewe'

regoing.-Thiswasagiftfrommymother.

OK,keepitmoving,keepitmoving.

Manny,Ijustheardyou'

regoingextinct.

Hey,ifyouevermasterhygiene,tryworkingonsensitivity.

mnotgoingextinct.-Kids,look.Thelastmammoth.

Well,youprobablywon'

tseeanotheroneofthoseagain.

OK,one,two,three...WhereisJames?

Stu.Comeon,Stu.

Let'

sblowthisice-cubestand.

Stu.

Folks,bethefirstinthevalleytohaveyourveryownmobilehome.

-Shutup,Sid.-OK.

Stopsinging,Sid.

Sid,I'

mgoingtofallonyouagainandthistimeIwillkillyou.

OK,someonedoesn'

tliketheclassics.

Whatifyou'

reright?

WhatifIamthelastmammoth?

ButManny,lookatthebrightside,youhaveus.

Notyourmostpersuasiveargument,Sid.

-Mammoths?

-IknewIcouldn'

tbethelastone.

Ifeltitinmygut.

Extinct?

Comeon.

He'

supbyacoupleoffifths,aheadbyatusk.

Andhe'

sbeatingDiegoasDiego'

scomingroundthecorner.

Sorry.Mystomachhatesme.

Well,don'

tthatputthe"

stink"

inextinction?

Nasty.

Manny.

Ineedtobealoneforawhile.

Yougoonahead.I'

llcatchup.

Onetrulyistheloneliestnumber.

Theseworkgreat.

Cool.

-Missedme,nowyougottakissme.-I'

llget'

-Whichendisup?

-I'

dhidethatfacetoo.

-Hey,ugly.-Igottasitonthat.

Gotcha.

mgoingin.

-Sid.-What?

-Nicemiss.-Coveryourside.

-Ifeltsomebreezeinthatone.-Smile.

-Outofmyway.-Hello.

Overhere.

-Surrender?

-Never.

Smokethem.

Ifanyoneasks,therewere50of'

emandtheywererattlesnakes.

-Here,kitty,kitty.-Bigmistake,youmiscreants.

Miscreants?

Diego,they'

repossums.

Retreat.

Iguessit'

sjustyouandmenow.

Iknewit.IknewIwasn'

ttheonlyone.

Everyonefallsoutofthetreenowandthen.Theyjustdon'

tadmitit.

Wait.What?

Someofushaveatoughtimeholdingontobranches.

snotlikewe'

rebatsorsomething.Wedon'

thavewingstokeepusup.

Andyouwereinthetreebecause...?

Iwaslookingformybrothers.Theyarealwaysintrouble.

Brothers?

Youmeanthere'

smore?

Sure.

-There'

slotsofus.-Where?

Everywhere.Underrocks.Inholesintheground.

Usuallywecomeoutatnightsobirdsdon'

tcarryusoff.

Help!

Help!

Well,shavemedownandcallmeamolerat.Youfoundanothermammoth.

Where?

Waitaminute.Ithoughtmammothswereextinct.

-Whatareyoulookingatmefor?

-Idon'

tknow.Becauseyou'

reamammoth.

Me?

Don'

tberidiculous.I'

mnotamammoth.I'

mapossum.

Right.Goodone.I'

manewt.Thisismyfriend,thebadger.

Andmyotherfriend,theplatypus.

WhydoIgottabetheplatypus?

Makehimtheplatypus.

-Thisguygivingyoutrouble,sis?

-Sis?

That'

sright.Thesearemybrothers.Possum,po