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Insteadof...?
That'
sright.
Neverhadthatdream.
No.
Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.NowIdon'
tknowwhattodo,everybodystartslookingatme.
Andtheyweren'
tlookingatyoubefore?
!
Finally,IfigureI'
dbetteranswerit,anditturnsoutit'
smymother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercallsme!
[TimeLapse,Rosshasentered.]
Ross:
(mortified)Hi.
Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.
Areyouokay,sweetie?
Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...
Cookie?
(explainingtotheothers)Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.
Ohh.
(toRoss)Letmegetyousomecoffee.
Thanks.
Ooh!
Oh!
(ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.)
No,nodon'
t!
Stopcleansingmyaura!
No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?
Fine!
?
Bemurky!
I'
llbefine,alright?
Really,everyone.Ihopeshe'
llbeveryhappy.
Noyoudon'
t.
NoIdon'
t,tohellwithher,sheleftme!
Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian...
No!
Okay?
Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?
Shedidn'
tknow,howshouldIknow?
SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...(Theyallstareathim.)DidIsaythatoutloud?
Itoldmomanddadlastnight,theyseemedtotakeitprettywell.
Ohreally,sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawomanatsobbing3:
00A.M.,"
llneverhavegrandchildren,I'
llneverhavegrandchildren."
waswhat?
Awrongnumber?
Sorry.
AlrightRoss,look.You'
refeelingalotofpainrightnow.You'
reangry.You'
rehurting.CanItellyouwhattheansweris?
(Rossgestureshisconsent.)
Stripjoint!
C'
mon,you'
resingle!
Havesomehormones!
Idon'
twanttobesingle,okay?
Ijust...Ijust-Ijustwannabemarriedagain!
(Rachelentersinawetweddingdressandstartstosearchtheroom.)
AndIjustwantamilliondollars!
(Heextendshishandhopefully.)
Rachel?
Rachel:
OhGodMonicahi!
ThankGod!
Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouweren'
tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare,youare!
Waitress:
CanIgetyousomecoffee?
(pointingatRachel)De-caff.(toAll)Okay,everybody,thisisRachel,anotherLincolnHighsurvivor.(toRachel)Thisiseverybody,thisisChandler,andPhoebe,andJoey,and-youremembermybrotherRoss?
Hi,sure!
Hi.
(TheygotohugbutRoss'
sumbrellaopens.?
Hesitsbackdowndefeatedagain.?
AmomentofsilencefollowsasRachelsitsandtheothersexpecthertoexplain.)
Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids?
OhGod...well,itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding.Iwasintheroomwherewewerekeepingallthepresents,andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat.ThisreallygorgeousLamaugegravyboat.Whenallofasudden-(tothewaitressthatbroughthercoffee)Sweet'
n'
Lo?
-IrealizedthatIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanbyBarry!
AndthenIgotreallyfreakedout,andthat'
swhenithitme:
howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.Y'
know,Imean,Ialwaysknewlookedfamiliar,but...Anyway,Ijusthadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering'
WhyamIdoingthis,andwhoamIdoingthisfor?
'
.(toMonica)SoanywayIjustdidn'
tknowwheretogo,andIknowthatyouandIhavekindadriftedapart,butyou'
retheonlypersonIknewwholivedhereinthecity.
Whowasn'
tinvitedtothewedding.
Ooh,Iwaskindahopingthatwouldn'
tbeanissue...
Monica'
sApartment,everyoneisthereandwatchingaSpanishSoaponTVandaretryingtofigureoutwhatisgoingon.]
NowI'
mguessingthatheboughtherthebigpipeorgan,andshe'
sreallynothappyaboutit.
(imitatingthecharacters)Tunaoreggsalad?
Decide!
(inadeepvoice)I'
llhavewhateverChristineishaving.
(onphone)Daddy,Ijust...Ican'
tmarryhim!
msorry.Ijustdon'
tlovehim.Well,itmatterstome!
(ThesceneonTVhaschangedtoshowtwowomen,oneisholdingherhair.)
IfIletgoofmyhair,myheadwillfalloff.
(reTV)Ooh,sheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.
Isaypushherdownthestairs.
Phoebe,Ross,Chandler,andJoey:
Pushherdownthestairs!
(Sheispusheddownthestairsandeveryonecheers.)
monDaddy,listentome!
It'
slike,it'
slike,allofmylife,everyonehasalwaystoldme,'
You'
reashoe!
reashoe,you'
.AndtodayIjuststoppedandIsaid,'
WhatifIdon'
twannabeashoe?
WhatifIwannabea-apurse,y'
know?
Ora-orahat!
No,I'
mnotsayingIwantyoutobuymeahat,I'
msayingIamaha-It'
sametaphor,Daddy!
Youcanseewherehe'
dhavetrouble.
LookDaddy,it'
smylife.WellmaybeI'
lljuststayherewithMonica.
Well,Iguesswe'
veestablishedwho'
sstayingherewithMonica...
Well,maybethat'
smydecision.Well,maybeIdon'
tneedyourmoney.Wait!
Wait,Isaidmaybe!
[TimeLapse,Rachelisbreatingintoapaperbag.]
Justbreathe,breathe..that'
sit.Justtrytothinkofnicecalmthings...Phoebe:
(sings)Raindropsonrosesandrabbitsandkittens,(RachelandMonicaturntolookather.)bluebellsandsleighbellsand-somethingwithmittens...Lalalala...somethingandnoodleswithstring.?
Theseareafew...
mallbetternow.
(grinsandwalkstothekitchenandsaystoChandlerandJoey.)Ihelped!
Okay,look,thisisprobablyforthebest,y'
Independence.Takingcontrolofyourlife.?
Thewhole,'
hat'
thing.
(comfortingher)Andhey,youneedanything,youcanalwayscometoJoey.MeandChandlerliveacrossthehall.Andhe'
sawayalot.
Joey,stophittingonher!
sherweddingday!
What,likethere'
saruleorsomething?
(ThedoorbuzzersoundsandChandlergetsit.)
Pleasedon'
tdothatagain,it'
sahorriblesound.
Paul:
(overtheintercom)It'
s,uh,it'
sPaul.
OhGod,isit6:
30?
Buzzhimin!
Who'
sPaul?
PaultheWineGuy,Paul?
Maybe.
Wait.Your'
notarealdate'
tonightiswithPaultheWineGuy?
Hefinallyaskedyouout?
Yes!
Ooh,thisisaDearDiarymoment.
Rach,wait,Icancancel...
Please,no,go,that'
dbefine!
(toRoss)Are,areyouokay?
Imean,doyouwantmetostay?
(chokedvoice)That'
dbegood...
(horrified)Really?
(normalvoice)No,goon!
sPaultheWineGuy!
Whatdoesthatmean?
Doeshesellit,drinkit,orjustcomplainalot?
(Chandlerdoesn'
tknow.)
(There'
saknockonthedoorandit'
sPaul.)
Hi,comein!
Paul,thisis..(Theyarealllinedupnexttothedoor.)...everybody,everybody,thisisPaul.
Hey!
Paul!
Hi!
TheWineGuy!
msorry,Ididn'
tcatchyourname.Paul,wasit?
Okay,umm-umm,I'
lljust--I'
llberightback,Ijustgottagoah,goah...
Awandering?
Change!
Okay,sitdown.(ShowsPaulin)Twoseconds.
Ooh,Ijustpulledoutfoureyelashes.Thatcan'
tbegood.
(Monicagoestochange.)
Hey,Paul!
Yeah?
Here'
salittletip,shereallylikesitwhenyourubherneckinthesamespotoverandoverandoveragainuntilitstartstogetalittlered.
(yellingfromthebedroom)Shutup,Joey!
SoRachel,what'
reyou,uh...what'
reyouuptotonight?
Well,IwaskindasupposedtobeheadedforArubaonmyhoneymoon,sonothing!
Right,you'
renotevengettingyourhoneymoon,God..No,no,although,Aruba,thistimeofyear...talkaboutyour-(thinks)-biglizards...Anyway,ifyoudon'
tfeellikebeingalonetonight,JoeyandChandlerarecomingovertohelpmeputtogethermynewfurniture.
(deadpan)Yes,andwe'
reveryexcitedaboutit.
Wellactuallythanks,butIthinkI'
mjustgonnahangoutheretonight.
sbeenkindaalongday.
Okay,sure.
HeyPheebs,youwannahelp?
Oh,IwishIcould,butIdon'
twantto.
CommercialBreak
TheSubway,Phoebeissingingforchange.]
(singing)Loveissweetassummershowers,loveisawondrousworkofart,butyourloveohyourlove,yourlove...islikeagiantpigeon...crappingonmyheart.
La-la-la-la-la-(someguygiveshersomechangeandtothatguy)Thankyou.(sings)La-la-la-la...ohhh!
Ross'
sApartment,theguysarethereassemblingfurniture.]
(squattingandreadingtheinstructions)I'
msupposedtoattachabracketythingtothesidethings,usingabunchoftheselittlewormguys.Ihavenobracketything,Iseenowhimguyswhatsoeverand-Icannotfeelmylegs.
(JoeyandChandlerarefinishingassemblingthebookcase.)
mthinkingwe'
vegotabookcasehere.
sabeautifulthing.
(pickingupaleftoverpart)What'
sthis?
Iwouldhavetosaythatisan'
L'
-shapedbracket.
Whichgoeswhere?
Ihavenoidea.
(JoeychecksthatRossisnotlookinganddumpsitinaplant.)
Donewiththebookcase!
Allfinished!
(clutchingabeercanandsniffing)ThiswasCarol'
sfavoritebeer.Shealwaysdrankitoutofthecan,Ishouldhaveknown.
Hey-hey-hey-hey,ifyou'
regonnastartwiththatstuffwe'
reouttahere.
Yes,pleasedon'
tspoilallthisfun.
Ross,letmeaskyouaquestion.Shegotthefurniture,thestereo,thegoodTV-whatdidyouget?
Youguys.
Oh,God.
Yougotscrewed.
OhmyGod!
ARestaurant,MonicaandPaulareeating.]
Iknow,Iknow,I'
msuchanidiot.IguessIshouldhavecaughtonwhenshestartedgoingtothedentistfourandfivetimesaweek.Imean,howcleancanteethget?
Mybrother'
sgoingthroughthatrightnow,he'
ssuchamess.Howdidyougetthroughit?
Well,youmighttryaccidentallybreakingsomethingvaluableofhers,sayher-
-leg?
(laughing)That'
soneway!
Me,I-Iwentforthewatch.
Youactuallybrokeherwatch?
Wow!
TheworstthingIeverdidwas,I-Ishreddedbyboyfriend'
sfavoritebathtowel.
Ooh,steerclearofyou.
sright.[Scene:
sApartment,Rachelistalkingonthephoneandpacing.]
Barry,I'
msorry...Iamsosorry...IknowyouprobablythinkthatthisisallaboutwhatIsaidtheotherdayaboutyoumakinglovewithyoursockson,butitisn'
t...itisn'
t,it'
saboutme,andIju-(Shestopstalkinganddialsthephone.)Hi,machinecutmeoffa