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Oh,really,reallybig.

Okay,I'

malittlescared.Howbadisthis?

Oh,well...Wehaveanewrule...nosleepinginthebedroom.

Ben:

Mr.Pritchett?

Ben.BenDugan.IwenttoHighSchoolwithMitch.Wewereinthedramaclubtogether.

Jay:

That'

sright.Yeah.Geez,Ididn'

trecognizeyouwithoutthatold-guymakeupon.Youknow,youandMitchknocked"

thesunshineboys"

outofthepark.

Mitchwasreallygreatinthat.Ialwaysthoughtheshouldbeanactor.

Eh,he'

sgotarealjobnow.He'

salawyer.

Ah.

Howaboutyou?

Stillacting.

Fantastic.

Actually,it'

sexciting.I'

minanewmovie..."

Mapledrive"

...justcameout.

You'

rekiddingme.Lookatme...Iknowsomebodyfamous.

Uh,anyway,Igottogo.Greattoseeyou.

Goodtoseeyou,too.Yeah.Kid'

samoviestar.Hey,how'

ditgointhere?

Many:

Nocavities,andIgotafreetoothbrush.

Hey,youwanttogotothemovies?

Ijustheardaboutagoodone.

Manny:

ButI'

msupposedtobeinschool.

resupposedtofloss,too,butyougotawaywiththatone.Comeon.Let'

sgo.

Oneofthegreatestdaysofmylifewaswhenmyoldmansprungmefromschoolandtookmetothetrack.IwantedtodothesametypeofthingforManny.Plus,IfiguredwhenGloriaheardaboutit,maybeitpaysoffinthebedroom.Iwonderifthat'

swhymyoldmandidit.Oh,crap.

Yourmother-in-lawjusthadtohavethedog.Turnsoutshe'

sallergic.

Andthepetstoredidn'

thaveagraceperiodorareturnpolicyoranything?

Igothimfromthepound.

WasthereatwisterinKansas?

'

Causethere'

sahouseinmydriveway.

Welcomehome,Mr.Dunphy.

Alwaysapleasure,Mr.Dunphy.

Indeeditis,Mr.Dunphy.Placeitthere.

Ah,Ishall,Ishall.

Imissthis.Getinhere!

Mydadisawesome.He'

sawesome.He'

salwaysup.He'

salwayshappy.Imean,heandIarebestbuds.We'

reliketwopeasinapodorSiamesetwinsorasnakewithtwoheads.

They'

veactuallybeenallthosethingsforHalloween.

Yeah.

Hey,thismustbeScout,huh?

Ishouldwarnyou...hesheds.Imadethemistakeoflettinghimsleepwithmeontheroad.Nowmysheetslookliketwobigfootsdidit.pardonthelanguage.

How'

smom?

Speakingofbigfeet,eh?

Sheisonacruisewithhergirlfriends,someofwhicharenottotallyunattractive.Mm.Uh,thatremindsme...shesentsomegiftsforthekids.Um,Iwillberightback.Youthreegetbetteracquainted.

Willdo.

Fun.

Icannotbelieveyougotadogwithoutconsultingme.Thiswasamajorfamilydecision.

Itwaswrong.

AndI'

msorry.

Mm.

Butwehavetalkedaboutgettingadogforyears,andyou'

retheonlyonewhowasn'

tintoit.

BecauseIknewthatIwouldbetheonetakingcareofit.

snottrue.

Oh.

No,wewillallhelp.

Mm-hmm.

Thisisagreatchancetoteachthekidsresponsibility.

ThatisexactlywhatyousaidaboutLuke'

spaperroute.

[OPENINGCREDITS]

Woman:

Hello?

Isanyoneinthere?

Red'

sagoodcoloronyou.

Aah!

It'

sjustamovie.

Haley:

Oh,he'

ssocute!

Alex:

Lookathislittleface.

Luke:

Ialwayswantedadog.Thanks,grandpa.

Okay,butremember,havingadogisamajorresponsibility.Everyoneinthefamilyhastopitchin.

Dylan:

Cando,Mrs.D.

Notyou,Dylan.

Oh,phew.'

CauseIgotalotonmyplaterightnow.

Hey,lookwho'

shere.UncleCam.

Cameron:

Hey,weheardaboutthenewaddition,Andwehadtocomerightover!

Cameron,sogoodtoseeyouagain.Now,thatisashirt.

Oh,well,thankyou,Frank.Igetthemonline.I'

llsendyoualink.

Oh,well,athome,Ismokesausages.I'

classic.

AndthismustbeLily.

Oh,yes.Shejustcouldn'

twaittomeetthenewdoggy.Ithinkshe'

sgoodrighthere.Letmegetinthereandgetsomeofthatdogginess.Oh,thereitis.

Haley,Igottogo.

swrong?

ThatwasBrian.Hejustquittheband.

What?

Why?

smovingtoPortland.Hisparentsgotbacktogether.

Oh,thatsucks.

Iknow.Nowwe'

regonnahavetocancelthegigtomorrow.

Maybeyoucanfindanotherdrummer.

No,Ithinkit'

stoolateforthatnow.

Iplaydrums.

Huh?

Well,Imean,Ihaven'

tplayedinawhilesinceLily'

scomealong,Butifyou'

reinajam... 

Icanjam.

Well,youknow,Itotallywould,ButI'

mnotsurewelikethesamesortsofmusic,youknow?

Oh,what,becauseI'

mgayI'

mjustgonnawanttoplayshowtunes?

No,becauseyou'

reold.

Wow,thathurtmore,Dylan.

Givehimachance.It'

sbetterthancanceling.

reright.Don'

twanttolosethedepositonthatfogmachine.Okay,let'

sdoit.

Iusedtobeamusicteacher,ButIgavethatupassoonasLilycamealong.

Mitchell:

Yes,well,wejustfeltthatitwasreallyimportantthatoneofusstayedhometoraiseher,so...

Yeah,andthat'

snotajudgmentonotherpeople'

schoices.It'

sjustthatwehappentobeaverytraditionalfamily.

Yes,that'

swhatthedisabledlesbianshamanwhoblessedLily'

sroomsaid,too.

Howyoudoing,buddy?

Allright,relax.

I'

mtellingyouPhil,themanwascrying.

Thatisimpossible.Mydadisthehappiestguyonearth.Itprobablyjustsoundedlikehewascrying.Haveyouheardthenoiseshemakeswhenhegetsoutofachair?

Claire;

No,IknowwhatIheard.Ithinkthishassomethingtodowithyourmom.

Yeah,hecameherealone.Thinkaboutit.

She'

sonacruise.

Yeah,andtheynevertakeseparatevacations,so...

No.No,ifsomethingwaswrong,mydadwouldtellmeaboutit.

No,Phil,hewouldn'

t,becauseyouguysneveractuallytalkaboutanything.

Wetalkallthetime.Hecrank-callsmeatworklikethreetimesaweek.

Crankcallsdon'

tcount.

Itcountsforfun.

No,honestly,Ithinkthatyoushouldfindoutwhat'

sgoingonwithyourdad.

sgoingtobenothing.Mydadisn'

tlikeyourdad.There'

snothingdeepanddarkinside.HishardcandyShellisjust...Hidingmorecandy.

Ithinkhewantstogoout.Goboy.

Smartdog.

Ihatetobreakittoyou,butIthinkalldogscandothat.

mgonnaplayoutside.Ow!

Whathappened?

Okay,shouldIjustplayalittlesomething?

Yeah,but,youknow,ifitdoesn'

tworkout,Don'

tfeelbad.

Well,hopefullythisis...thisislikeridingabicycleandwillallcomebacktome.That'

stheloudone.So...Herewego.Hm....Oh,sillyme.Ihadthesticksinthewronghands.

Wow.

Neal:

Dude,youshouldlabelthosesticks.

Isthatthealarm?

Hasourperimeterbeenbreached?

snotthealarm.Thedoorbellwon'

tstopringing.

Maybeademonisringingit.

Notademon.

Gloria:

Ay!

Whokeepsringingthedoorbell?

We'

reprettysureit'

sademon.

Oh,yeah?

There.Ifitwereademon,itwouldkeeponringing.

Notifhe'

salreadyinside.I'

mgettingaweapon.

Whatwereyouthinking?

Whotakesalittleboytoahorrormovie?

sloco,Jay.

Jay;

Thisisnobigdeal.Youwantscary?

WhenIwashisage,IlivedthroughtheCubanmissilecrisis.IsleptwithabutterknifeundermypillowincaseIhadtofightsomesovietcolonel.

Whywouldtheysendasovietcoloneltogetalittleboy?

BecauseIcouldidentifyeverycommieplane.

Whatarewetalkingabout?

Look,allI'

msaying,beingscaredispartofgrowingup.Mannywillgetoverthis.Itbuildscharacter.

lltakethefirstwatch.Youtwomightaswellgetsomerest.It'

sgonnabealongnight.

Character.

Dad?

Comeonin.It'

sopen.

Hey.

Don'

ttellme...youneedacupofsugar.

Nah,just,uh...Iwasjustwondering,Idon'

tknow,uh...anythingontheoldnoodle?

Otherthanabadtoupee?

mkidding,ofcourse.Thisismyrealhair.

Well,okay.

Waitaminute. 

Iwanttaskyousomething.AmI'

mputtingyouinabadpositionwiththiswholedogthing?

Claireseemedalittle...Putout.

Oh,don'

tworryaboutit.Clairedidn'

tlikemeatfirst,either.

Ican'

tblameher.Dismissed.

Oh,dad,um,youknowwhat?

I,uh...Clairesawsomething,andshe'

dkillmeifI...ifIdidn'

task.

Whatisit?

Wouldyouwearpantstobreakfast,forcryingoutloud?

Yougotmeagain.Rightinthefunnybone.

Allright.

Comeon,Scout.Letgoofit.No,no,no!

Ugh!

Dog.Lookatthis!

Howdidhegetaholdofyo