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No.YouaskedmeifIknowanyguys,andIgaveConoryourphonenumber.That’snotasetup.WhenIdoasetup,Iweightheprosandcons.Idomyduediligence.AllIknowaboutConoristhathesoldusthishouse.Seriously,stop.
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HesaidhealwayshangsoutafterworkatthecitySupperClub.MaybeIshoulddoalittledriveby?
Pleasedon’t.He’llcall.Ifhe’snotcallingyou.
FemaleNarratorA:
Okay,Ihaveaquestion,why’dtheyinventcallerID?
It’s,like,whoisthisservicehelping?
Imean,forcenturies…Okay,wellmaybenotcenturies,butfor,like,alotandlotofyearspeoplehavebeenansweringtheirphonenotknowingwhoitisandasfarasIcantell,noone’sdiedfromthat.Andit’slikeifthepolicewannaknowwhoplacedacall,theycouldtraceit.Imean,whatamI,thepolice?
Thisconstantobsessionwithneedingtoknowwho’scallingallthetime,it’slike,sogross.Like,youpickupthephone,youfindoutwhoitis,thenyouknow.It’s,like…Look,allI’msaying…ifaguydoesn’tcallme,Iwouldliketoreservetherighttocallhimat15-minuteintervalsuntilhepicksup.Butifhelooksdownandseesmynumbers,he’sgoonathinkI’mkindofpsychoorsomethingwhichI’mnotobviously.
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Hello?
Mom,Igottacallyouback.
Coach:
Inhale.Upward-facingdog.Lookuptowardstheceiling.Lookuptowardstheceiling.
Heorderedmoredrinksforuswhenthewaitresscame.
Ok.
HerememberedexactlywhatIwanted.Heinitiatedthehug.Hesaiditwasnicemeetingme.
Sowait.Thiswasattheendofthedateorthebeginningofthedate?
End.Why,doesitmatter?
Yeah.“Nicemeetingyou”atthebeginningofthedate,that’snormal.Nicemeetingyouattheendofthedate,itcouldbeablowoff.
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Maybeitwasatthebeginning.
Okay.That’sfine.He’sgonnacall.
Ormaybeitwasattheend.Ormaybeitwasjustnicetomeetme.
Beth:
Help.Hi.Thisistorture.HowamIsupposedtocomeupwithsomethingpithyanddynamictosayaboutcinnamonblends?
It’shardtofocusonnutmegwhentheguywhomightbetheguyofmydreamsrefusestocallme.
AftermyfirstdatewithNeilIcalledhim.Therearenorulesanymore.And,Imean,whyshouldyouhavetowaitforhimtogetoffhisass?
It’sringing.
That’sprettystandard.
Conor:
Hey,you’vedConor.Leaveamessage,I’llgetbacktoyou.
Yes!
Voicemail!
Notes
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Hey,Conor,it’sgigi.IjustthoughtIhadn’theardfromyouandhowstupidisitthatagalhastowaitforaguy’scallanyway,right?
Whatdoesthatsay?
What’sthatsay?
Becausewe’reallequal,right?
Morethanequal.Morewomenareacceptedintolawschoolnowthanmen.And,Imean,Idon’tknowifyousawthatDateline,butwomenpracticallyhavepenisesnow,right?
So…callme.Oh,thisisGigi.Callme.
Don’tworry,he’stotallygonnacall.
Howcantherenotbeadialtone?
Nodialtone.Comehere,dialtone.
Gigi’sMother:
Gigi,areyouthere?
Hello,Gigi?
Mom,isthatyou?
Yes.
Ican’ttalknow,I’llcallyouback.
Wait,Ineedyouto…
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Himit’sJanine.Leaveamessage.
Hi,Janine,it’sme.ConornevercalledsoI’montheprecipiceofstagingacasualruninattheCitySupperClub.Pickupifyouwannastopme.Allright,I’minterpretingyoursilenceastacitcompliance.Bye.
ManAintheclub:
What’sup,girl?
KelliAnn:
Hey.Howareyou?
Maninintheclub:
Good.
Knock,knock.
Alex:
Hey.
So…hereweare.Sameshiftagain.
Iknow.Imadetheschedule.Remember?
Well,Ifigureditwasnocoincidence.Ihadagoodtimetheothernight.
Yeah.It’samazingwhere10shotsofPatronwillgetyou
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SoIwasthinkingafterworkwecouldyouknow…
Look,KelliAnn,whathappenedbetweenustheothernightwasfun.Itwasdefinitelyfun.Butwe’rewayunderstaffedtonight.Ievenhavetomanthebar.Sothat’swhyIscheduledyoutowork.So…arewegood?
Nope,we’regood.
Okay.Hey,oh,KelliAnn.Hey,babe,couldyougetthedoor?
Thanks.
Hi.Areyoujoiningusfordinner,or?
I’mmeetingsomeone.Aguy.
Hm?
Nothing.Sorry,fordinner?
I’llwaitatthebar.
That’sagreatidea.
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WhatcanIgetyou?
Oh,no,I’mmeetingsomeone.
Oh,yeah?
What,yougotahotdate?
Idon’tknowifyou’dcallit“hot”.ThisguyConorandIhaveonlybeenoutonetime…
Wait,wait,wait.ConorBarry?
Yeah.
Conor’snotcomingintonight.Thanksalot.Didheforgethewassupposedtomeetyouhere?
Oh,see,whenIsaid“meetingsomeone”,Iguessitwaskindofabroadterm,awideinterpretationoftheword“meeting”.
Right.Youknowwhat?
I’llcallhim.
Oh,no.Imean,justtotallyunnecessary.
Okay.
IjustwasactuallyintheareaandsoIjustfiguredI’dswingbyandseeifhewasaroundbecauseIhadtoreturnhispen,hadtoreturnthispen,heleftthis.AndIjustthoughtIshouldreallyreturnitbeforehe,youknow,freaksout.
Yeah.Okay,I’llgetittohim.Thanks.WilsonWard,Adult,ChildandGeriatricDentistry.
Look,I’mnotgoingtojudgewhatmayormaynotbeimportanttosomeone.
Yeah.That’snotevenhisdentist,though.
Oh,really.Whois?
Mydad.
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Oh,I’mGigi.IwentoutwithConorlastweek,andIjust…IthoughtifIjustranintohim…Idon’tknow.I’mgonnago.
Wait,wait,justhangoutforasecond.Letmebuyyouadrink,onedrink.Okay?
Look,youseemlikeacoolgirl,soI’mjustgonnabehonestwithyou.Conor’snevergonnacallyou.
Oh,really.Howdoyouknow?
BecauseI’maguy,andit’sjusthowwedoit.
Hesaiditwasnicemeetingme.
Idon’tcareifhesaidyouwerehisfavoritefemalesincehismommyandJoanieCunningham.Overaweekwentby,okay,Gigi?
Andhedidn’tcallyou.
ButmaybehedidcallandIdidn’tgetthemessage.Ormaybehelostmynumberorhe’soutoftown,orgothitbyacab,orhisgrandmadied.
Orhedidn’tcallbecausehehasnointerestinseeingyouagain.
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Yeah.ButmyfriendTerrioncewentoutwithaguywhonevercalled.Shetotallywrotehimoff.Overayeargoesby…
Right.
Sheranintohim,anditendedupthat…
YourfriendTerri’sanidiot.She’salsotheexception,bytheway,therareexception.
Okay.Okay.ButwhatifI’mtheexception?
No,you’renot.You’renotatall.Infact,youaretherule.Andtheruleisthis:
ifaguydoesn’tcallyou,hedoesn’twannacallyou.
Always?
Yeah,always.Look,Iknowwhatblowingoffawomanlookslike,okay?
Idoitearly,Idoitoften.SotrustmewhenIsayifaguyistreatingyoulikehedoesn’tgiveashithegenuinelydoesn’tgiveashit.Noexceptions.
Thankyou.Givenmealottothinkabout.
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Morning,morning.Excuseme.Hi.
Hi.Everything’sokay?
Oh,Iwasupallnight.
Pleasesayyouwereworkingonthenutmegcopy.
Sure.It’sbasicallydone.Ihavetotellyousomethingimportant.
Sweetie?
What’sgoingonwithyourhair?
Yeah,comeherebeforepeopleseeyouhaveaminimuffininyourhair.
Okay.Sothankyou.IthinkIfigureditout.Rememberthatnotarypublicwhocheatedonme?
ThenAnastasiatoldmeherboyfriendcheatedonheratthebeginningbutthenhechangedandnowthey’remarriedandcrazyinlove?
Ithoughtthatguywasaprocessserver.
No,notary.Anyway,mypointis,Anastasia’stheexception,nottherule.Wehavetostoplisteningtothesestories.Theruleisthatguyswhocheatonyoudon’tcareaboutyoumuch.
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Okay,soExhibitA:
Chad,thedrummerwholivedinastoragespace.Heonlyusedmeforrides,andyetIcontinuedtostalkhimformostof1998.Andthen…Oh,therewasDonwhobrokeupwithmeeveryFridaysothathecouldhavehisweekendsfree.Iwasdelusionalaboutthatrelationship.I’drefertohimasmyhusbandtomydentalhygienist.Andanywayallofmyfriendsusedtotellmestoriesabouthowthingsmightworkoutwiththosedipshitsbecausetheyknewsomeonewhoknewsomeonewhodatedadipshitlikemineandthatgirlendedupgettingmarriedlookinghappilyeverafter.Butthat’stheexception.We’renottheexception,we’retherule.
Okay,letmejustseeifIunderstand.Sowhatyou’resayingisifIhearastoryaboutagirlwho’sbeenwithaguyfor13yearsandhefinallymarriedher,that’stheexception.
Yes.
ButtherulesareguyslikeNeilwhoarewithgirlslikemeforsevenyearsandaren’tmarried,they’renevergettingmarried.
No.
No,No,No,No,No,No,No.
It’snotwhatshemeantinthat…
No,it’sgotnothingtodowithyou.Iabsolutelynottalkingaboutyou.Iwas…Iwastalking…
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